« It simply isn’t an adventure worth telling if there aren’t any dragons »  - J.R.R. Tolkien

you’re walking in the woods. there’s no one around and your blaster’s dead. out of the corner of your eye you spot him: kylo ren.

Stop teaching girls their only worth is the number of boys who want to date them. 

Stop teaching girls that their worth goes down with every boy they date.

Stop teaching girls that dating boys is “normal” and dating girls is “a phase” and not wanting to date anyone is “weird.”

rip I haven’t even tried finding Shaun and I’ve already romanced Preston

What I really want right now is a long, well-written fic where James Potter either somehow survives the third encounter with Voldemort that night, or wasn’t there to buy Lily and Harry time. Lily still died for her son, Harry was still left with a scar, and Voldemort was still reduced to something barely alive, therefore ending the first war with one backfired curse.

The only difference is that James Potter was still alive to raise his son.

I want a fic with James struggling to be a good parent despite becoming a 21-year-old widower and a single father in one fell swoop, and dealing with the fallout of the wizarding war at the same time.

I want a fic where James is a complete wreck after losing the love of his life after only being together for four years, and after hearing about Frank and Alice Longbottom, and everything else that happened during the war, while also trying to keep it together enough to take care of a one-year-old infant.

I want a fic where Harry essentially has 3 very young, very clueless dads who love him dearly and spoil him rotten despite not having any idea what they’re doing.

I want a fic where Harry grows up in a loving household knowing who and what he is and being able to use that knowledge (and his family) to help him along the way.

why does no one ever talk about that time the Pines got kicked out of the movie theatre and Dipper led this whole elaborate scheme to break in and illegally see the movie

look at this heist shit omfg

all in time to see the movie as soon as it starts

oh my god he’s a little criminal mastermind