why-i-exist

A Summary of Every Hamilton College and Coffee shop AU Fanfiction Ever
  • Literally nobody is straight
  • Hamilton and Laurens have a thing for each other and everyone knows except for them
  • This is usually the main plot
  • One of them has just transferred to the college and it’s usually Hamilton.
  • Mulligan, Lafayette and Laurens are part of some outlandish school club. Not even they know what they’re actually doing but they’re really enthusiastic about it and Hamilton feels right at home.
  • Mulligan makes a lot of pants jokes.
  • Hamilton and Burr share a dorm. And if it’s not Burr it’s either Jefferson, Seabury, John Adams or one of his other enemies.
  • And if it’s not his enemies, it’s Lafayette.
  • Speaking of, Lafayette is always the weird friend cause he’s French.
  • Also, he’s nonbinary 90% of the time and owns it.
  • Hamilton is the barista and works ALL THE shifts, studies nonstop and also has a million blogs, which means he never sleeps. Ever.
  • He’s 17 but talks like an 18th century poetry book
  • Speaking of poetry, instead of writing letters he late night drunk texts Laurens. Or they just full on freaking quote it to each other in actual speech. In real life.
  • The Schuyler sisters share everything with each other, including their dorm and their lovers. 
  • Angelica is everyone’s big sister.
  • Peggy is Peggy
  • Eliza and Alex are either ex’s, both gay or just not interested in each other. Either way, they’re never together.
  • Maria Reynolds is always up to something shady
  • Aaron Burr is either really freaking annoying or an introverted cinnamon roll who needs to be protected.
  • Jefferson is an asshole except when he’s not
  • Seabury and Adams are dicks.
  • George III is either an idiot or just not there.
  • Washington is either a teacher, the headmaster or the owner of the café and is basically everyone’s dad.
  • LITERALLY EVERYONE takes political science classes.
  • The quotes from the musical are everywhere. From “Aaron Burr, Sir” and “I’m not throwing away my shot”, past “AND Peggy” to freaking “the world was wide enough”
  • Nobody dies
  • Except when someone does
  • Everyone’s a coffee addict
Dating Jaebum would include pt.3

I hope you guys prepared your thirsty butts like i told you to

• him giving you piggy backs when your feet hurt bc of your high heels
• he would sing you to sleep every night
• also sings his self composed songs for your birthday
• and on normal days
• basically every second
• because you’d love it
• you would dance to got7 choreos all the time when he is not around
• but one day he would come home earlier and see you in the kitchen while making dinner and dancing to ‘if you do’
• and he’d take a video
• and watch it everyday
• and just to show his members
• because he would be so proud of his girl
• bboy battle between you two
• and dance battles with Yugyeom
• with Jaebum cheering for you
• and craving for your body
• cuz he’d be about to drag you out of practise into an empty room to fuck you against a wall
• he would get hard just thinking about it
• but then he would cringe at your dab battle with Bambam
• and Bambam would dab so hard that he hit himself
• in his face
• and you couldn’t stop laughing
• derp face battle with Jackson
• selca battle with Youngjae
• who-can-shut-up-longer battle with Mark
• but you would lose
• i mean
• we’re talking about Mark
• and then you’d do an aegyo battle with him instead
• savage battle with Jinyoung
• staying late at the dorm with the boys and you just giving attention to Coco
• pouty Jaebum
• BUT COCO IS CUTE OK!!!!!!!
• Jaebum trying to get your attention by taking off his shirt
• and you would stare at his abs
• and he’d smirk at you
• but you would continue to cuddle with Coco
• so he would just give up
• but when you guys go to bed you would walk into his room seeing him lying on the bed
• “You’re not jealous of Coco are you~”
• then you’d plop down on the bed after stripping out of your clothes and spooning him from behind
• “no”
• “of course you are Jaebumie~”
• so you would try to sweet talk him with aegyo
• and it would actually work when he turned around to face you
• and sees that you didn’t wear anything
• he would show you how jealous he is for not giving him attention but a dog by fucking you
• that everyone knows who you belong to
• even Coco lol
• and his members
• so Bambam and Jackson would tease him the next day about getting jealous of a fucking dog
• and they would snicker about you screaming ‘daddy’ all night long
• so you would kick their asses
• casual park dates
• with him wearing sunglasses
• and a cap
• and a mask
• just low-key af
• he would tease you sexually when you’re on your period
• and you going insane about it
• so you would suck him and leave him on the edge before he cums walking to the living room to watch some netflix
• with him following you
• “baby, don’t do this”
• “that’s your own fault for teasing me. but you propably know how to use your left hand.”
• “come on baby girl. you know exactly that your pretty little mouth is better than my hand!”
• “your loss.”
• so his eyes would darken and he would walk in front of you
• “you know what happens to disobedient girls who won’t listen to their daddy?~”
• then he would push you down the couch and hover over you
• “They get punished”
• and then he’d continue the teasing until you suck him off properly
• “just keep in your mind that i will fuck you against every corner of this apartment when you get off your period”
• “you wouldn’t”
• “try me princess”
• and guess what
• he would keep his promise
• bc he’s a fuckboy
• and fuckboys do things like that
• but he would propably cuddle you after that steamy session
• wait no
• he would definetely cuddle you
• bc remember pt.2?
• he’d be the best cuddle buddy in the whole goddamn world ♡

good lord why did i even made this jaebum would include thing. im criyng i really luv it

Originally posted by amerthaikong

the boyfriend: sends me pics and snaps of him in full football gear

me: has trouble breathing, is aflame, heart no longer beating