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I’ve been wondering why Min Hyuk wants to keep his age secret from Bong Soon so WHAT IF SHE IS ACTUALLY HIS NOONA?! THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY EPIC! PLEASE DRAMA GODS, TELL ME IT’S SO! 

He obviously knows BS’s birthdate (which is on August 15) so there is a possibility MH might be a couple of weeks or months younger than her. I can totally see Bong Soon being all cheeky and teasing him about it. Seriously, I want him to call her noona so freaking much!

  • jinx: janna, did you call the doctor and schedule my appointment yet?
  • janna: yeah i did but jinx, why do you still wanna go to a pediatrician?
  • jinx: 'cause a regular doctor doesn't give me candy at the end. duh.
  • janna: i cant keep doing this, i'm not your mom.
  • jinx: weeeelll..
  • lux: you do exhibit rather...motherly behavior, janna!
  • jinx: yeah, my parents live in bermuda. lulu's parents died in that train accident.
  • lulu: trains are fast.
  • jinx: so you're like a mom. team mom! team mom, team mom, team mo-
  • janna: i'm not the team mo-
  • all: team mom! team mom! team mom!
  • janna: poppy, why are YOU chanting?!
  • poppy: it's catchy.
  • *silence*
  • lulu: TEAM MO-
  • janna: -ONE MORE CHANT AND NO SLUSHIES AFTER SCHOOL

ladysuika  asked:

How come you keep talking about your mate all the time? Why not yourself. I challange you to not mention your mate in 5 asks this one is not included. <u <

Artic appears clearly still annoyed from there uninvited guest Crayon earlier. Still slightly annoyed he cant come up with a reasonable reason to reject the challenge. “Fine challenge accepted but what do i get out of this if i win or you for that matter ?”  finally the pain subsided finally he calms down more “Besides would you rather i call him pet or something instead? he wouldn’t mind either way  “ Clearly Artic was very curious “As for why i say it so often i can’t really get him off my mind its a habit to call him that i do love him after all” his feathered tail wags

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(A/N-I had nothing to do with this what are you planning @ladysuika

Stardust & GalaxyLight belongs to  @ladysuika

Valor & Artic belongs to @twinklephoenix (me)

i’m so fucking sick of just every third package I get the mail carrier throwing a shit fit and deciding my house doesn’t exist or isn’t a safe location and then not delivering the thing

and then the next day there it is, fitting in my mailbox or sitting on the porch

JUST DO IT THAT WAY THE FIRST TIME, WHY DO I KEEP HAVING TO CALL YOU

sorrydearie  asked:

For your latest askbox meme: Liz & Alan; "I know that wandering through the woods at 3am is a weird thing to do, but my friend called me and - wait, why are YOU here?"

“I think I could better explain if you got that light out of my eyes, Agent.” Alan frowned, eyes screwed up against her flashlight, though before they’d recognized each other, he’d been staring at her like a mute, frightened animal caught in headlights before a car plastered it to the road.

Liz wanted to keep the beam on him, if only in retribution for the previous times she’d had to deal with his snide nonsense in court, but she shifted her flashlight to his shoulder. “Okay, there you go. Now start talking, counsel.”

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☾ m o o n s a l t  ☽

☾ What is moonsalt?  ☽

I knew moonsalt since I was a little kid, and I  had no idea that it was witchcraft. thing. Basically moonsalt = salt+ash+oil. Of course you can add wahtever you want to  this is just a base.

☾ What i need to make it?  ☽

★ 1 or 2 teaspoons of salt (normal or sea salt, I prefer normal)

★ piece of paper and a pen

★ some oil (I use lavender oil)

Write a sigil on the paper. I mostly use protection or balance sigil. Then burn the paper (be carefull!)

Mix ash, salt and oil and keep it safe in a tiny bottle. You can carry your moonsalt in your bag for protection or keep it in your house for balance. 

☾ Why moonsalt? ☽

I was a kid when I called it like that, probably because of its colour. 

☾ Moonsalt will help you to keep balance in your life and its really simple to do even for baby witches ☽

“secretly we all love angst” Sentence Starters

dont deny it DONT DENY IT 

  • “It never works for us, and it never will.”
  • “I’m done. I’m done trying so hard only for you to never even look in my direction.”
  • “I can’t fall in love with you.  I don’t want all the pain that comes with it.”
  • “My roommate had to go into my room and throw the sheets away because I haven’t been able to sleep in that bed since you left.”
  • “I keep asking myself “why isn’t the sun bright anymore” but then I remember you’re not in my life anymore and realize it’s just my own eyes.”
  • “I regret it all.  I really do, I swear.  Please, please– let’s fix this, please.”
  • “Remember when you promised we’d always be together?  Because I remember when I thought you meant it.”
  • “I can’t move on from something that wasn’t supposed to end!”
  • “The phone calls aren’t the same… I can hear in your voice that it’s not the same anymore.”
  • “I’m trying to avoid talking because I know what it’ll lead to, and I don’t want that to come.”
  • “Don’t you think you can fall back in love with me?”
  • “This whole time I’ve been using you to make me feel better, and you never caught on.  You never caught on.  I want you to hate me now, but I don’t think you’re even able to.”
  • “Kissing me breaks the promise… remember?”
  • “Every time we fix things something else ends up breaking.”
  • “Why don’t we stop pretending we’re not on a road to destruction?”
  • “It wasn’t even fun at first, honestly.  It was just like… Morphine.”
  • “You’re just not enough anymore.”
  • “It’s been too long since you’ve really smiled.”
  • “Ah, it was all my fault.  Wasn’t it?”
  • “To think, we thought just the sex would be enough to keep us in love.”
  • “Back then, I lied when I told you I didn’t love you.  You needed to move on from me– I needed to protect you from me.”
  • “You never had that shine in your eyes when you were with me.”
  • “Quit trying to fix me when you need to just fix yourself.”
  • “I’m so tired of everything about us, and about how we thought we were in love, and how we think forcing it can make us be in love– I’m so tired of it.”
  • “This whole time you’ve still been in love with him/her… Not me.”
  • “I couldn’t make you fall in love with me.  I thought I could do it, I really did, but… But I know you… And this isn’t love.”
  • “Did you really think I needed that kiss back then when all that you conveyed in it was pity?”
  • “To think I’ve changed so much to get you to like me, and you still never really look my way.”
  • “I know I deserve better than you.  I realize that, but you were so broken… I didn’t want to be the one that made you shatter.”
  • “All of this was to protect myself.”
  • “I feel like I’ve been looking for who you used to be… Back when you were actually happy.”
  • “I never want to even hear your name during my life anymore.”
  • “Your lips used to be sanctuary, but now I just feel trapped.”
  • “Isn’t it time we both stopped pretending we make each other happy?”
  • “The thing I regret the most is giving you so much hope by agreeing to this date.”
  • “We have the kind of history anyone would never want to think about again, and you’re hear asking me on a date?”
  • “What makes you think I’ll be any different this time?”
  • “I’ll let you down.  I will always let you down.  I’m not enough for you to be satisfied.”
  • “Are you satisfied with the mess you’ve created out of me?”
  • “I should have listened to everyone who told me this was a bad idea.”
  • “I’ve never met someone who can so gently destroy me the way you do.”
  • “I can’t forget about him/her!  It’s not in my power to forget how he/she felt when they loved me.”
  • “The saddest thing is that when I told him/her I loved him/her, he/she thought I was lying.  He/she never believed someone could fall in love with him/her.”
  • “Listen…  You’re his/her best friend… and I completely fucked up– it’s over between us, but… please, punch me, or punish me, or do something to me because he/she just… cried.  He/she wasn’t even angry, they were just so sad– Please, be angry at me, please.  Give me what I deserve.”
  • “It would have been better if we never met.”
  • “You’re my regret.”
  • “I’m not angry at you, just at myself… Because I knew this would happen, but I let myself fall in love with you anyways.”
  • “Don’t tell me to give up like everything is meaningless.”
  • “This is why I don’t let myself fall in love.”
  • “Somewhere deep inside me, I still have hope that you’ll fall in love.  How pathetic.”

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Okay but I’d like to talk about some of the implications in the final scenes of YoI?
Specifically the fact that YUURI CAN POLE DANCE

Like, first off, let’s address the fact that someone took the time to set up a pole in that ballroom. Why was that there? Was it there the whole time? If so is it jsut permanently installed there? Did someone stop everything to set that up? Does Chris just keep one handy at all times just in case??? I HAVE QUESTIONS

But aside from that. Again. Yuuri can pole dance. And I mean, he didn’t just get drunk and wobble around a pole. This. Boy. Has. Taken. Classes.

Extensively.

Cause this?

What Yuuri is doing here is called flag pole. (Chris looks like he’s doing a cross knee/cross ankle, except his legs are too far apart so… he’s not really doing any real pole move I’m aware of. Ignore him)
Anyway, flag pole require that you grip the pol with our hands, and between on biceps and your side, and hold your body parallel to the floor (using your lower arm as a bit of a shelf for support) Aaaaaand that’s it. Aside form the slight support from that lower arm, everything else is pure upper body and core strength.

Then there’s this.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER LOVELY MOVE

Is called Superman.

“That doesn’t look nearly as hard as the first one!” you might say. And strength-wise, you’re right. It’s not.
But you know what it is?

Painful. (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

Lemme tell you friends, that skin right between your sweet sweet thighs is very soft and delicate and sensitive and is NOT USED TO HAVING TO GRIP TIGHT TO A METAL POLE.
You ever slid down something metal or plastic and your skin stuck to it and got rubbed raw from the friction? Yeah, it’s like that. On your delicate inner thighs. Pole dancers literally have to condition and their skin for this kind of stuff. You practice and practice till your muscles are strong enough to take on most of the support and your skin toughens up.

That’s not even counting the advanced to semi-advanced moves you have to know to get into either position while on the pole. These aren’t beginner moves.

I’ve been taking pole for almost two years, I’m in lv 2, and I’m STILL working on these moves.

YUURI IS TAKING ADVANCED POLE DANCING CLASSES YOU GUYS

Randy’s Donuts

So, for months I’ve been obsessing over Harry and that Randy’s Donuts sweatshirt. I mean, why on earth would Harry Styles have a sweatshirt from a random donut shop in Inglewood, California? 

I mean, for the most part he knows when he’s going to get papped so why does he keep showing up in that sweatshirt? So today I decided to drive by there since it’s not far from where I live. And what do you think I see LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT DOOR? THIS FUCKING RESTAURANT.

Louis. Yeah. Right next door to Randy’s Donuts is a restaurant called Louis. THESE TWO ARE SO FUCKING EXTRA I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I WANT TO DIE. 

Thank you @xabjectlessonsx for being there to let me scream at you when I needed to! LOL!

The signs as Annalise Keating’s most iconic lines

Aries: “You underestimate how much I like a challenge.”

Taurus: “Why do you keep doing it?  Believing what men tell you?”

Gemini: “You call it crazy; I call it winning.”

Cancer: “You’re messing with the wrong bitch.”

Leo: “Prayers are for the weak; I’ll stick to beating your ass in court.”

Virgo: “Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?”

Libra: “Speak of the devil and she shall appear.”

Scorpio: “That’s how you get away with murder.”

Sagittarius: “I am who I am; if you don’t like that, I don’t care.”

Capricorn: *when asked how she sleeps at night* “Alone, on very comfortable sheets.”

Aquarius: “I’m sorry you feel alone in your pain, but so do I.  So does everybody.  That’s life.”

Pisces: “Go ahead…kill me!  Kill me!  Kill me!”

Do you ever think about how painful the Molly=John mirroring is during TFP phone call:

Sherlock, his hand forced, having to phone and ask John to do something for him, without revealing the threat to him: “I just want you to do something very easy for me and not ask why.”/ “Keep your eyes fixed on me. Please, will you do this for me?” 

But then it turns out the threat is completely set-up, designed to tear the both of them apart: “Oh, do be sensible. […] Why would I be so clumsy?”

The sniper would never have fired at John in TRF. Sherlock only had to think the threat to John’s life was real. The real goal was to drive John and Sherlock apart, burn the heart out of both of them.

And Sherlock can’t stand to think that those two years were for nothing:

“I won. I saved John Watson.”

“You didn’t win, you lost. Look what you did to him, look what you did to yourself. All those complicated little emotions, I lost count.”

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Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
To storm or fire, the world must fall,
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death

I finished this tonight in honor of the end of the semester and I could not be more happy with the end result.

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headcanon that Alex and Kara watch SNL every saturday religiously and being the giant memes they are they keep texting their girlfriends ‘tu es mon Totino’ and Maggie is just like ‘wut? babe, i don’t speak french’ and Lena who actually does speak french is like ‘Kara, Kara why am i your Totino? why do you keep calling me a pizza roll what doES THIS MEAN?’ 

so… this new chapter… tells us a lot about America, actually.

most importantly, it shows us that our whole headcanon about America putting on a ‘mask’ isn’t a headcanon anymore - it is literally canon. I mean, some people might not interpret it that way, but I think this is what Himaruya is trying to tell us.

because look at what America says : he has a rare personality that can get along with everyone. which means that America can read social cues, can read the so called atmosphere, and understands that his personality can sometimes be overbearing. this leads to the question - if you understand your personality is annoying, why don’t you change it? I mean I understand that this isn’t a simple thing to do, but no where have we seen America even try. if I knew I was annoying people, I would change my personality - or at least try to. so we can more or less assume America is keeping his personality overly positive for a reason.

the only question is why. Why does he act like this? there could be numerous reasons; a) protect himself from the rest of the world b) because of his age c) just wants to live a normal life and etc.

well nevertheless America don’t be to harsh on yourself bc I love you for who you are too