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“Beautiful,” I said, looking up at the moon, too.

“It’s all right,” he answered, unimpressed. He turned slowly to face me; little waves rolled away from his movement and broke against my skin. His eyes looked silver in his ice-colored face. He twisted his hand up so that he could twine our fingers beneath the surface of the water. It was warm enough that his cool skin did not raise goose bumps on mine.

“But I wouldn’t use the word beautiful” he continued. “Not with you standing here in comparison.”

—  Breaking Dawn, Chapter 5.
Quotes from my roommate and I in finals season

“I feel like a lost child”

“I want to get fucked, but not by my grades”

“I want my mommy” 

“Why did the administration do this to us”

“I get it, you have great sex”

In regards to when we have a ‘friend’ over “Hey you got the shower, I get the door”

“wasn’t it just nighttime??????”

“How much espresso is too much?”

“How much vodka is too much??”

“I need therapy”

“My therapist was so unhelpful”

“My period remind me of Bella's baby from twilight”

“You can not give our RA a ‘strongly agree’ on enforcing policies, he was in his room when half the floor was tripping on acid”- this was said loudly in the lib 

This is probably part 1 of many because we say crazy shit all the time. Let me know if you want to here more because I’d love to tell you guys about it!!!