why-are-we-yelling

anonymous asked:

WHEN YOU READ THE AENIED CAN YOU GIVE AN OPINION ON NEOPTOLEMUS' (aka Pyrrhus') TIMELINE? COS BY MY FIGURING HE WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, 11. AND THAT'S A LOT OF HOMICIDAL RAGE FOR AN 11 YEAR OLD, YA FEEL ME? BUT HE IS SORTA DEPICTED AS FULL GROWN? IS IT THAT VERGIL CAN'T DO MATH?

HI SO MOST OF THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE DON’T REALLY KNOW THE PRECISE YEARS THAT ANYTHING HAPPENED WHEN WE REACH BACK THIS FAR IN HISTORY. WE DON’T KNOW THE PRECISE DATE OF THE TROJAN WAR, WE DON’T KNOW IF ‘TEN YEARS’ IF A FIGURATIVE OR LITERAL TERM, AND WE HONESTLY DON’T KNOW IF IT EVEN FUCKING HAPPENED. BUT ALSO BEAR IN MIND THAT NEOPTOLEMUS CAME INTO THE TROJAN WAR AFTER HIS FATHER’S DEATH (AND WAS OLD ENOUGH AT THE TIME TO FIGHT AND CHUCK BABIES OFF WALLS AND FUCK HECTOR’S WIFE) AND THE AENEID TAKES PLACE SOME TIME AFTER. PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING NUMERICAL IN THE EPIC CYCLE IS RELATIVE. 

IF YOU WANT TO READ MORE ABOUT THIS LOOK AT A VERY SORT INTRODUCTION: THE TROJAN WAR AND BARRY STRAUSS’S THE TROJAN WAR: A NEW HISTORY.

P. S. WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?

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WHAT IS THIS TELL ME EVERYTHING

I’M WRITING A STORY ABOUT NEW HORIZONS!RAVEN EXPLORING SPACE AND ENCOUNTERING PLUTO!MAGNETO/CHARON!CHARLES  BECAUSE I AM A HUGE SPACE NERD INSPIRED BY THE FACT THAT WE’VE JUST SEEN CLOSE UPS OF PLUTO FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IF YOU SQUINT YOU CAN SEE MAGNETO’S HELMET

ALSO DID YOU KNOW PLUTO AND CHARON CIRCLE EACH OTHER AND ARE ARGUABLY BINARY PLANETS IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL OK

DID YOU KNOW PLUTO HAS FOUR OTHER MOONS JUST LIKE ERIK HAS FOUR KIDS

I’M QUOTING FROM RELEVANT TEXT OKAY, AND IT LITERALLY SAYS, “But Pluto was not alone. It was found to have five satellites. The largest, Charon, was discovered in 1978.” (x

YOOO 

anonymous asked:

OK IM REALLY WORRIED I REALLY NEED STYDIA TO HAPPEN I DONT THINK U UNDERSTAND OKAY SO IN A PROMO IT SHOWED STILES KISSING A GIRL IN THAT SCENE WHERE IT'S NEON AN IT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE AT A CLUB AND STILES IS KISSING ANOTHER GIRL I CAN BET FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS IT'S NOT LYDIA BC THE SKIN TONE AND HAIR WAS DIFF AND WHATEVER AND NOW IM SO DEPRESSED I JUST WANTED THEM TOGETHER BUT THEYRE NOT DO U THINK JEFF DAVIS IS GONNA MAKE THEM BE A COUPLE THIS SEASON DESPITE THAT PROMO PLS REPLY ILY

I DONT THINKT THEY’LL BE A COUPLE THIS SEASON AND I THINK HE WILL BE KISSING OTHER PEOPLE BUT NO NEED TO BE SAD, STYDIA IS ENDGAME. 

anonymous asked:

OH MY GOD TIME LORD!PITCH!!! LOST HIS TARDIS! WAS TAKEN OVER BY THE VASHTA NERADA BUT HE'S GOT A FAMILY OUT THERE THATS WHY HIS DAUGHTER IS IMMORTAL SHE'S ALSO TIMELORD.. MEETS JACK AND JACK'S AN ICE ALIEN THATS PROTECTING EARTH AND PITCH FINDS THE TARDIS AND FIGHTS THE NERADA BUT ACCIDENTALLY RELEASES THEM ONTO EARTH AND HAS TO CATCH THEM ALL... LITTLE KIDS BEING TAKEN OVER BY THE NERADA AND PITCH AND JACK FIGHT AND PITCH FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH BECAUSE IMMORTAL

SON I THINK YOU ARE ON TO SOMETHING

GO FORTH

WRITE THE THING

pastelwest asked:

THAT ANON CAN FUCKING FIGHT ME THREAD TRACKERS ARE PRACTICALLY THE ONLY WAY TO HANDLE THINGS ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT WEBSITE AND YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THAT YOU ARE AN AMAZING RP'ER AND FLOWER SACK CHILD IS BAE

AHH

I WANNA FITE TOO I’M NOT A BROWN BELT FOR NOTHING I GOT A YEAR AND A HALF OF TANG SOO DO EXPERIENCE I CAN FUCKING OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON SOME SORRY PUNK ASS BITCH. THAT ANON CAN MEET ME IN THE FUCKING PIT.

THREAD TRACKERS ARE AMAZING LIKE SERIOSULY

AHHH FLOUR SACK CHILD IS BAE FOR LIFE MAN

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS

I OFFICIALLY GOT MY LETTER OF PRE-APPROVAL. 

I GET TO START MY JOURNEY IN BECOMING A HEALTH COACH. 

I GET TO BECOME CERTIFIED NOW TO HELP PEOPLE BE BETTER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES. I GET TO COACH THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE. 

I MEAN I HAVE TO TAKE THE TEST FIRST AND PASS IT. BUT I GOT THE FRICKING PRE-APPROVAL!!!!!!!