- Gajeel: This is bullshit.
- Sting: Yeah, I know. Why do we gotta get stuck with the cooking? I'm sucky at it. :P
- Gajeel: Not that! Idiot. Why the hell does Salamander get special one-on-one training with that woman? No wonder he's ahead of you guys.
- Rogue: *shudder* Trust me, Gajeel, you don't want any part of that... training.
- Gajeel: Oh yeah?
- Sting: They do this weird physical stuff... Like, this one time, Natsu-senpai pinned her to a tree...
- Rogue: *thousand yard stare* Sh-she... Irene-sensei lost her... her THING! *hands dive for his private parts* And Natsu-senpai s-stuck HIS thing in her hole thing! O.O
- Sting: I dunno~... It was kinda awesome to hear Sensei scream his name. :D
- Rogue: >___<
- Gajeel: ... I'm bein' made to babysit, and that flame moron is getting LAID.
- Rogue: I feel sorry for Wendy... She's too young to be traumatized by that!!
- Gajeel: Would not be surprised if she got turned on, actually...
"I bought you a cat" Bucky