why yes okay i'm a nerd

Mme Bustier's Class as Things My Classmates have Said p2
  • Marinette: "Hey why aren't any hot chicks picking me up yet? Like i can cook, I'm wifeable!"
  • Alya: "If I wear plaid to the athletics carnival will people know I'm gay?"
  • Adrien: "I'm the mum friend, obviously, that's why I'm sitting on a chair and you nerds are on the floor."
  • Nino: "Who trusted me with a soundboard?"
  • Nathanael: "Can I art? I do not know. It is possible."
  • Alix: "Just a sweet motherfucker on wheels."
  • Kim: "I bet I can kiss you better than you can kiss me."
  • Max: "Don't take my fucking glasses, I'll punch you."
  • Rose: "I honestly wish I could just be a flower."
  • Juleka: "I know black isn't a colour, doesn't mean I can't say it's my favourite colour."
  • Mylene: "Yes, I'm short, okay, I get it."
  • Ivan: "Just a smol who's actually tall and loves scream bands."
  • Chloe: "I don't deserve you. Like for real bitch, I deserve so much better."
  • Sabrina: "Oranges are so obnoxious like they named a colour after themselves."
  • Mme Bustier: "Why would you be sad to die, that's unrealistic."
  • Lila: "I CANT BE TRUSTED, NEVER TOUCH ME."

You guys are all nerds, right?

Any of my mutuals be at all interested if I set up a modded Minecraft server? I’d use a specific pack from the Feed The Beast launcher, so it’ll be very little effort to get in, even if you’ve not done modded before.

I’m in a serious modded Minecraft mood, but playing alone is boring and I’d like to actually hang out with my friends-who-I’ve-not-totally-befriended-yet, so please let me know if that interests you! ^^

I might start on it soon by meself just to have something to do, but please do let me know if you have any interest?

So I'm imaging how a Yeptune friendship starts
  • Yang: Hey Neptune, what'd you call me over here for.
  • Neptune: Oh, you know, not much... I just need a hand, not like I can't handle it on my own, pfft, I'm like, the master at handling things on m-
  • Yang: What's the problem Neptune.
  • Neptune: *Pauses before taking a deep breath*
  • Neptune: So-yesterday-I-hit-on-like-3-different-girls-and-that's-not-like-a-record-or-anything-but-they-all-turned-me-down-and-called-me-mean-names-and-so-I-went-to-sleep-all-sad-and-woke-up-feeling-crumby-this-morning-and-so-I-pilled-out-my-MV-Calc-test-I-just-took-and-redid-the-problems-I-got-wrong-because-that-makes-me-feel-smart-but-then-Sun-walked-up-and-asked-me-what-my-favorite-candy-was-and-I-told-him-Twizzlers-cause-that's-the-truth-but-then-he-said-"Are-you-sure-your-favorite-candy-isn't-Nerds?"-and-I-know-the-comment-wasn't-made-with-bad-intentions-but-it-still-hurt-and-I-started-to-cry-a-bit-
  • Neptune: ...
  • Neptune: So... uh... yeah I'm not having the best day so... I might want some help with... uh... you know...
  • Yang: ...Are you okay? Normally you're not so open with how... uh...
  • Neptune: Lame I am?
  • Yang: No, that's... not it.
  • Neptune: Yes it is and you know it. But that's why I need you're help. I wanna be cool! And you're, like, really cool. So could you, like, uh... teach me?
  • Yang: Like, give you... coolness lessons?
  • Neptune: If you wouldn't mind.
  • Yang: ...okay.
  • --------------------------------------
  • Yang: Okay, so the key to being cool is not to do things that are cool, but to do things in a cool way. Do what you would normally want to do, but just do those things with confidence. For example, what's something you want to do right now?
  • Neptune: Well, there's this book in the library on multi-variable-differntiation that I wanted to take out... Hey, I'm not a nerd, I just... like math.
  • Yang: Which is fine. Just own that you like math. Go over to the check out and don't worry about anyone judging you. because they won't.
  • Neptune: Yeah!
  • Yang: If anything, they should be jealous that they aren't as smart as you!
  • Neptune: Yeah!
  • Yang: Now go over that and get that book!
  • Neptune: Yeah!
  • --------------------------------------
  • Yang: So he grabs the book.
  • Blake: Okay.
  • Yang: Brings it over to the check out.
  • Ruby: Got it. and then?
  • Weiss: *scrunchy face*
  • Yang: Things were going fine. He had swagger, maybe he he was trying to hard, but he seemed confident if nothing else.
  • Pyrrha: So, what went wrong?
  • Yang: So, as it turns out, the person at the check out was some cute girl and he gave that look he gives girls, but...
  • Blake: But?
  • Yang: She asked him what he was going to do with that book and he started getting all defensive. And she started to tease him about it...
  • Ruby: And? How did he respond?
  • Yang: Well, he started to cry a bit. I guess he was still a bit sensitive after what happened earlier. He tried to play off by saying that he just found math incredibly beautiful.
  • Blake: *facepalm*
  • Yang: And he, in a state of panic, said "but not as beautiful as you"
  • Blake: *facepalm intensifies*
  • Weiss: *Scrunching intensifies*
  • Yang: And then she gave him a black eye.
  • Weiss: *face gets less scrunchy*
  • Blake: Seriously Weiss, what made you fall for that guy in the first place?
  • Ren: Well, probably because, when he first talked to her, he didn't know who she was, but still hit on her, complimented her, and was incredibly attractive to boot.
  • Pyrrha: couldn't you say the exact same thing about Jaune?
  • Everyone: ...................
  • Nora: Whatever you say Pyrrha.
  • Ruby: So, like, how's he doing now?
  • Yang: Yeah, well, that was about 2 hours ago. I bought him an ice cream and brought him back into his room where he started watching TV with this blank look on his face. I checked back on him later, but he was doing that finger gun thing to himself in the mirror and whispering "boo-yah" while tears were running down his cheeks. I figured it was better not to intervene. That was 5 minutes ago.
  • Yang's scroll: *Rings*
  • Yang: It's Neptune.
  • Ruby: What does it say?
  • Yang: It says "Today was great! I feel like I made some really great strides! I can't wait for next lesson! ;)"
  • Everyone: ........................
youtube

The Known Universe takes viewers from the Himalayas through our atmosphere and the inky black of space to the afterglow of the Big Bang. Every star, planet, and quasar seen in the film is possible because of the world’s most complete four-dimensional map of the universe, the Digital Universe Atlas that is maintained and updated by astrophysicists at the American Museum of Natural History. The new film, created by the Museum, is part of an exhibition, Visions of the Cosmos: From the Milky Ocean to an Evolving Universe, at the Rubin Museum of Art in Manhattan through May 2010.

I love watching things like these. It does its job of putting things into a different perspective. Just look how small we really are.