why would you want him

for your own peace of mind, maybe dont pay too close attention to the lyrics of some christmas songs.

this is the christmas card im sending out. steve didnt know what text i was gonna put behind it when he drew the picture.

(You can get this on redbubble!)

and it turns out that clint, who has been humming christmas carols for weeks now, doesnt actually know any of the real lyrics, and has just been making them up as he goes along. this is his latest masterpiece:

Winter Soldier’s Gunnin’ You Down (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s got a hit list, he’s starting a fight

He’s clenching his fist, it’s shiny and bright

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down!

He sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

His aim is really fucking good and he’s gonna assassinate

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s yanking out wheels and firing guns

If you were smart you’d probably run

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

Sangwoo: *does something that is literally the rock bottom bare minimum of being even slightly humane*

Yoonbum: Could this be it …? Could this be my chance to escape…? I’m not tied up I could just….


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Not to be an Angry Gay but

can we just talk for a little bit about how some (str8) people in the fandom like to turn Bitty into their BGF in their characterization of him? because it’s not cool, and honestly it’s kind of draining. 

literally everyone: why doesnt josh get a happy ending he deserves one

until dawn writers, confused: wwait you guys.. want to save josh??? but?? he’s a mentally ill poc??? why would you ?? want to save? him????? we did everything in our power to Literally demonize him??????? did it not work???

  • Lance: *Wiggling around trying to get his shirt off which is stuck around his head*
  • Hunk: You okay, buddy? Need some help.
  • Keith, who has been staring at Lance's chest for the past minute: *Wildly gesturing no*
  • Hunk: Uh. Did. You. want to help him Keith?
  • Keith, softly: Hunk. Why would you betray me like this.

“Where are we?”, you asked the Doctor. He hadn’t mentioned anything about visiting anywhere else, since you basically just came back from a not-so-friendly encounter with some Daleks.

The Doctor didn’t answer. Instead he randomly started turning some buttons and switches on the control panel.

“Doctor?”, you asked once again. “Is everything alright?”

He looked up at you and smiled. “Of course. Look outside, everything’s fine.”
You raised an eyebrow, but made your way to the door. Slowly you opened it and stepped outside.

“Doctor? We’re basically infront of my front door.” Now the Doctor came outside as well and stood beside you.
“Well, yes, we are. I thought maybe you would like some time back home?”

“Well, I… I…”, you started. Actually you did want to continue travelling with him, why would you want to go back to your old life? But then you thought about your family. Your parents, your siblings. Finally you sighed.

“You’re right. Probably I should spend some time with my mum.”
The Doctor smiled, but not in his usual cheerful way. This time it seemed… nearly sad to you.

“What are you going to do while I’m here?”, you asked, rather worried about him.
“Oh, I have something left to do.”
You raised an eyebrow. That did not seem very convincing to you.

“Furthermore I have a time machine, haven’t I. I can fly of now right to the time I’m going to pick you up.”
The Doctor stepped into the TARDIS. “Goodbye, (y/n). I…" 

But he got interrupted as you shot straight forward, wrapping your hands around his neck and hugging him tightly.
"Promise”, you demanded, while still hugging him.
The Doctor hesitated slightly, but returned the hug nonetheless.. “I promise, (y/n).”

Pleased with his answer and smiling widely you let him go now and with a last wave you went to your house.
As you turned around one last time, you saw the Doctor waving to you with a serious expression on his face, before he turned around and disappeared inside his TARDIS.

He didn’t come back. And he wouldn’t. That was at least the only logical solution to why he hasn’t been back yet. But that didn’t mean you would give up. Sometimes on your way through the streets, you’d notice something blue and immediately turn around, just to realize, that it would be nothing more than a balloon, or a shopwindow, or – most likely – nothing at all.
The Doctor was gone for about two years now, and even if you knew, that he sometimes had some problems with punctuality, it was clear for you, that he’d probably left you. If you’d ever should spot this stupid Time Lord once again in your life, he’d surely had to listen to some insults you collectedover the years especially for him.

You were on your way home, listening to music and save from the pouring rain under your umbrella, as a shiver ran down your spine. Bewildered you shook your head. This was probably nothing, you decided, right before something different caught your attention. Again something big and blue.
You squinted your eyes to see better. For a short amount of time you thought you’re eyes were playing tricks on you again, as they had made often before, but as you walked closer, there was no doubt left.
You stood directly infront of the TARDIS.

Carefully you knocked. No answer. Of course not.
You rattled softly at the door. Locked. Of course.

You sighed. Well then, you had no other possibility than waiting for the owner of this big blue box, placed directly on your way home.

Well, you could have just gone away, leading you’re life as you’d done for the last 2 years. After all it wasn’t a bad life either. But then you remembered the day he left you and suddenly your decision strengthened.
“He promised”, you whispered to yourself, standing infront of the TARDIS, your umbrella firmly in your hand.

You hadn’t a clue how long you had waited, for the only thing you did was thinking about what to say to him once he would arrive. And how he’d react. Would he be sorry? Would he send you away again? Or would he not recognise you at all?
All that thoughts swirled in your head, as you heard someone coming nearer. Probably another passerby, so you kept your gaze lowered at the street, as you noticed that the man had stopped walking.
Curious you lifted your head and looked at your right to see a stranger weirdly looking at you.
He had brown hair and wore a light brown jacket and a red bow tie.

Why was he looking at you like this? You contracted your eyebrows and opened your mouth to say something, but he was quicker.
“(Y/n)?”, he asked, stepping nearer to you.

Surprised, but slightly scared you looked up to this man. He didn’t seem dangerous to you, but what made you uncertain about him was the question where on earth he knew your name from.

“Who are you?”, you asked and stepped nearer yourself now to examine this man you found yourself across from.

Your gaze wandered over him until you eventually looked into his eyes.

They were green, you noticed, but that was definitely not everything . There was something else inside his eyes.

These old, old eyes you knew so well.  

Realisation struck you,  and you slowly stepped backwards, your eyes opened wide.
“Doctor?”, you asked breathlessly, whereupon the man in front of you gave you a small smile.

“I promised, didn’t I?”

Who to Fight: Wooden Overcoats Edition

Rudyard: you’d probably win but please don’t. He’ll fight you without hesitation, but he’s a weak noodle and you’ll probably make him cry. Leave him alone he has enough problems. Plus Georgie and Antigone will  beat you up if you do.

Antigone: I mean, you can try but you’re not gonna win. She definitely knows how to kick ass if push comes to shove. Maybe just don’t?

Georgie: DO NOT. You will NOT win. She’d probably put you in the hospital and poor Dr. Edgewater has enough to do already. Just do not fight Georgie Crusoe

Chapman: Two (2) things: 1) you will not win. 2) what did Eric Chapman ever do you to you? He’s literally the nicest person? Why would you want to fight him?

Madeleine: why are you trying to fight a mouse

who should you fight: eos 10 edition

ryan dalias

who wins: him

why??? would you want to hurt this beautiful precious boy? he’s been through enough? anyway his dad’s an admiral and he’s in the military so he probably knows how to fuck someone up with ease. that, and the guy’s canonically ripped. he’d probably try to talk you out of it before rolling his eyes and getting out some of the pent-up anger and sexual frustration. you’re fucked, but politely so. do not fight ryan.

dr. urvidian

who wins: ???

i mean, he’s old, and his body is wrecked from alcohol, but like, the guy’s a pretty high-ranked medical officer. he’s got some military experience, and probably a nice left hook, too. you’ll most likely lose in terms of getting roasted, tbh. maybe fight him.

jane johns

who wins: her

are you insane??? she will fuck you up so beautifully and magnificently you won’t know what hit you, and she won’t even break a sweat. she’s canonically done shit that would land her in prison. this is the woman who invented “janing”. engaging her in any kind of competition is The Worst idea. you will lose, and you will be blessed to do so. do not fight jane.


who wins: you

ahahahaha ohhhh myyyy goddddd p l e a s e. do it. fight him. it’d be fucking hilarious. i mean, have you seen this guy? he’s a fucking noodle with a bad autocracy complex. you’d win in like, three seconds. the loser would probably cry after he’s done yelling at you. granted he might try to blow you up, but that’s only if he has help. please fight levi.


who wins: him


the interface

who wins: her

do i even need to fucking explain this one.

(bonus ellie)

who wins: the entire alliance military bureaucracy

look, you’d probably die, but if you win, that’s at least 40,000 credits in structural damage and four advil bottles worth of PR headaches a year gone, so weigh your options. you might even get a medal. either way, she’s distracted for a while, so you’re good either way. fight ellie.

anonymous asked:

I'm curious: what do you make of John's love for the hat? The metas I've heard identify the hat as the persona Sherlock feels like he has to put on for the rest of the world (a persona including his straightness), and that makes a lot of sense to me. But in that case, why would John always want him to wear it? Do you read that as John trying to avoid hoping for a romance between them? Or do you not interpret the hat that way? Thanks!

In direct reference to what I added to that Moffat quote, literally on the show Mary is John’s subconscious, so the direct conclusion to draw is that John wants Sherlock to wear the hat. That is the the surface level reading of TLD, so that’s what Moffat should have said if there was nothing else to Ghost!Mary’s existence.

Except we know that she does have more meaning than just being John’s subconscious, and so does Moffat, which is why he said Mary wanted Sherlock to wear the hat.. If Mary represents Heteronormativity (”I know what you could be now that I’m gone”), then Ghost!Mary is John’s heteronormative thoughts and his ultimate struggle to overcome them - his unhappiness in the life he thought he wanted, his desire to cheat but it still not being enough, and his feelings that (gay) Sherlock and his (gay) love for him are “monsters”.

If we remember in TAB when John told Sherlock to “wear the damn hat”, that moment gave us helpful symbolism - the storyteller is asking Sherlock to be the man he writes about, not who he really is. The hat is what the people want to see, but not who Sherlock really is. It masks Sherlock’s true (soft, feeling, gay) self. Sherlock throws it off the cliff into the waterfall in rejection of this fake identity, which John helps him realize.

But the hat returns in TLD as Ghost!Mary repeatedly suggests to John that Sherlock should put the hat back on, perhaps as a sort of: “LOL what are these, gay thoughts?? Wouldn’t I/the kids like him better if he was straight? LOL check yourself John.” But John finally comes to terms with these thoughts at the end of the episode, and they finally disappear when he realizes that it is what it is, and he can’t change Sherlock or his own feelings for his friend. 

After John’s speech about not being able to be the man Mary(/heteronoramtivity) wanted him to be, putting the hat back on is a subtle say for Sherlock to complete the thought that was interrupted. It’s a way to show John that he is Sherlock’s “piece of that”, that he can be the man John writes on his blog, the man he thinks John wants him to be. But remember that “wear the damn hat” is something TAB John said, so TLD John has no idea what it means, which is probably why Sherlock is still wearing it the first time we see him again in John’s TFP dying horror-themed nightmare.

Dating Mycroft Would Include
  • Awkward but cute first dates
  • Him giving you a weapon-umbrella for your birthday
  • And you forgetting which umbrella it was so you accidentally bring it to work one day
  • And your coworker borrows it for lunch
  • Using his government position to keep your safe at all times
  • Putting you above the country every time
  • Him introducing you to Sherlock who proceeds to ask you “why the hell would you want to date him
  • Sherlock trying to third wheel on all your dates
  • Lots and lots of brunch dates
  • Cuddling by the fireplace while watching movies
  • Having intelligent conversations
  • Which lead to sassy arguments
  • Lots of forehead kisses
  • “You are the most important thing that’s ever happened to me, Y/N”
  • Falling for each other fast
  • Him always being loyal to you
  • You always being loyal to him
  • True happiness 

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You see Fetus Hinata flopping on the floor helplessly. You…

> Pick him up carefully (he’s a slippery lad) and place him in his honey jar where he belongs. You wonder how he even got out from his little jar in the first place.

> Pick him up with several towels and dispose him. You’re not going to touch that slimey, ugly thing. Why would you want to keep it anyway? You absolute monster.

> Poke him. Check his pulse. He moves slightly when you poke him, like he’s twitching. What are you going to do with him?

> Leave him to flop around like a slippery bitch. Let this freak of nature die. You’re sick and heartless.

anonymous asked:

Antis: Douis relation goals, elenope relation goals but they disappeared in his difficult moments. Definition of goals? LARRY STYLINSON. Louis Tomlinson in love with Harry Styles since he was 18 years old and he's 25 now, can you belieb?

They picked someone supportive :’)

Could you write an imagine for the NDRV3 bois learning that their s/o ships then with another person in the school? Thank you! ^^

Sure thing! Please enjoy it!

Korekiyo Shinguuji

  • he’s kind of flustered at first honestly-
  • he wouldn’t expect this from somebody like you!
  • but really he’s fascinated!
  • he wants to know why more than anything.
  • your reasoning on why he goes well with that person is just so solid!
  • great, now he’s starting to question who he should really be with?? ?
  • you have to quickly remind him that he’s taken!
  • still, interesting offer…
  • maybe you shouldn’t have brought this up after all.

Rantarou Amami

  • really??
  • really.
  • he’s a little offended at first, why would you want him with anybody but you?
  • but after you explain how well it works!! He starts to listen!!
  • he still won’t go for it, you’re too important…
  • but just for you, he’ll spend a little more time with them.
  • as long as you stop looking at him like that every time he does.

Ouma Kokichi

  • how dare you-
  • this is an absolute outrage and he will have you know that he finds this COMPLETELY TANTRUM-WORTHY
  • he belongs with ONE and ONE ONLY and that is YOU and how DARE you wish him on somebody else
  • unless
  • oh yes
  • this is perfect prank fuel. absolutely perfect.
  • from now on, he is all over that person all the time, clinging to them like a leech, he probably spends more time with them than with you!!!
  • and maybe you dont ship this so hard after all because he should be with you right now???
  • mission accomplished: make S/O stop shipping you with lower class non-leader peasant friend

Shuuichi Saihara

  • you have never seen this boy so embarrassed in his entire LIFE
  • he is blushing so hard why is he blushing so hard-
  • he wants to know everything about why you ship this!
  • he wants to know when you started shipping this!
  • details!!!
  • you still love him right??
  • you still want him with you??
  • then its fine he guesses…
  • but he will not indulge you. not even a little.
  • super awkward after that, chickens out like a schoolgirl every time he’s even NEAR that person.
  • you can’t help but find it adorable and stupid.

Kaito Momota

  • oh my god are you serious-
  • he is never gonna let this go. never ever.
  • always making jokes about this now, hangs around that person a LOT more.
  • “hey kaito are you ready for our date tonight??”
  • nope sorry he cant he has a date planned with ____
  • he will drive this joke down to the stub


  • what is a shipping??
  • he did not order anything, did you order something? whats shipping?
  • its a good thing he has urban dictionary installed in case of emergency!
  • ………………..
  • WHAT
  • no
  • no you are not
  • now you need to cuddle his fears away
  • he still does not entirely understand??
  • kiibo.exe has stopped working.

Gonta Gokuhara

  • what???
  • what is that???
  • gonta doesnt know???
  • you try to explain it, you try to explain how cute it would be too!
  • gonta agrees! it would be adorable!
  • he ships it with you! he wants to hear everything you have to say! shared interest!
  • i mean, gonta still loves you, so so much!
  • hes just excited to know about shipping! cute! gonta likes cute!
  • he will even go hug them for you!
  • whatever makes you happy, gonta likes you being happy!

Ryouma Hoshi

  • that. is gross actually.
  • no. just no.
  • he is having absolutely none of this. he is going to walk away now.
  • he will never ever talk to them ever again.
  • he will never be able to think of them without thinking of your ship now!! friendship ruined!!!
  • you owe him dinner now. no forgiveness without a dinner.
Who You Should Fight - Hustle Cat Edition

Avery: fite them. kick them in the shin. but at the same time, don’t, because you will hurt emotionally. they are trying their hardest and you are kicking them in the shin. why are you doing that, pls stop

Mason: NO. she will suplex you into the next century. she is #2cool4school and will probably deck you. you know the part of Ludacris’s hit single “Get Back” that goes “I’M ‘BOUT TO PUNCH YO’ LIGHTS OUT”? yeah, that’s Mason’s motto. many have tried….. none have prevailed

Hayes: why would you want to hurt him like this? why? he is too smol and doesn’t deserve this kind of pain. the boy cries ya a cappucino ‘a tears…… and ya fight ‘im

Reese: you can but I mean… why do you want to? he’s a fucking nerd that’s had enough of this bullshit. he’ll probably write a very strongly-worded letter to you later on and make you feel bad anyway

Finley: she’s got a real ass gun o shit u better get tf away from her #blocked #reported #rekt (she also probably has a fucking app on her phone that plays the MLG airhorn to add insult to injury)

Landry: he’s too tol to fight. you will probably only reach his kneecaps if you’re lucky. poor child is like 9′5″ the doorway will fight him for you tbh

Graves: FIGHT HIM PLS. he is too pretentious to make it out of this arena unscathed. he’s the fucking ebony dark’ness dementia raven way of this game and we all know how much u want to fight enoby

Nacht: ?????? you can try?? I guess??? he deserves it but also he will own you???