why would you start this with me

*sigh* Where is the line of professionalism between “the customer wants these changes, so I should make them” and “the customer doesn’t know what they’re doing that’s why they paid me to do it, and that change is bad”?

Lestrade : Well, what have you done that would upset her?


Sherlock : Oh, how much time do you have?

Lestrade : Well, why don’t you just start with the worst thing?


Sherlock : Hmm, let’s see. Okay, here we go- six years ago, I got a call that Molly’s great-aunt, died.


Lestrade : And?


Sherlock : And I forgot to give her the message.


Lestrade : That’s terrible.


Sherlock : The terrible part is, ever since then, I’ve been sending Molly Christmas cards from her great-aunt.


Lestrade : Oh… Sherlock!


Sherlock : Let me finish– and one card had five dollars in it I took from Molly’s purse.

1934. New years eve. You’re in brooklyn just for a few hours to watch Glenn Miller play before he goes mia during the war. This guy across the room keeps making eyes at you & he’s kinda cute so you smile back & he comes over to talk.
“You know, I know the face of every dame in Brooklyn. So why don’t I know you?”
“I’m from California. Just passing through.”
“Thats a shame”
So he sits down & you get talking. Hours pass but it feels like minutes. Next thing you know hes asking you to dance to what would later be called Moonlight Serenade.
“So how long are you in town for?”
“I’m leaving tonight.”
“So this is all I get?”
“Give me a reason to stay.”
At that moment the music changes and people start counting down to midnight.
“10. 9. 8. 7…”
“Why did you leave california?”
“It wasnt home.”
“I can give you a home. So please, stay. Just for a while.”
“3. 2. 1. Happy new year!”
You go in for the kiss and it’s like instant fireworks. “Happy New Year, Bucky Barnes.” You impulsively decide to stay and wind up moving in with Bucky and his skinny little friend. You start working at the club where you two met as a singer while he works any job he can get. Years pass and you fall madly in love. Then Pearl Harbor is bombed and he gets drafted. On his last night before shipping out he takes you out to the Stark Expo and out dancing and the two of you stay out until sunrise. You go with him to the docks so you can kiss him goodbye one last time before he leaves and right before he gets on the boat he slides a ring on your finger.
“When I get back I want you to make me the luckiest man in the world.”
Months pass and you find yourself alone because even his skinny friend left to go fight in the war. You spend your days reading every paper and listening to the radio praying you never hear his name amongst the dead. Once you hear about the Howling Comandos you spend all your time at the movies watching news reels hoping to see his face again. Then one day your whole world comes crashing down when you hear about what happened on the train so you pack your bags and never look back. Fast forward to modern day. Bucky is out of cryo. Every trace of Hydra is gone from his brain. He decides to move back to Brooklyn because it was the last place he ever felt truly happy. Then one day, at the local farmers market, he sees a girl that looks identical to you but brushes it off as his mind playing tricks on him. Except he keeps seeing that girl everywhere around town. One day he sees the girl and notices a very familiar ring on her finger. He gets up the courage to ask her about it.
“Excuse me, miss. Where did you get that ring?”
“My fiancé gave it to me before …”
You turn to face the man and fall silent, tears springing to your eyes.
“Bucky?”
You practically knock him off his feet with the force of your hug, trying to hide your sobs in his chest.
“Kitty? How is this possible?”
“Come with me back to my place. There’s a lot to explain.”
He follows you back to your apartment building, the same one you two lived in together all those years ago but recently renovated. You make him some tea and sit with him on the couch explaining that the reason you were still alive and as young as when he left was because you were a time traveler who had only been in that club that night to hear Glenn Miller. You tell him that the California you had left behind was the modern one and that he was the only reason you stayed as long as you did and that the only reason you left was because your home had supposedly died in the war. Then you tell him that you moved back into your old building because it was the closest thing you had to a real home and that you still wear his ring every day and tell any guy that hits on you that you’re engaged. Bucky breaks down crying which makes you start crying and all either of you can do is hold each other before you finally break the silence.
“Now that you’re back, how about I keep my promise and make you the luckiest man in the world?”
He moves in that same day and later that week you start planning your wedding 70+ years in the making. Every little detail has to be perfect. And Bucky wants to be involved in making sure it’s all perfect. The only thing you don’t let him get involved with is picking the song for your first dance. The big day rolls around and everything goes acording to plan. All of your closest friends and family are there. Both of you were sobbing while reading your vows. Everything was perfect. Back at the reception everyone is milling around waiting for the two of you to make your grand entrance. The doors open and you head to the dance floor for your first dance. Moonlight Serenade starts playing over the speakers and Bucky breaks down in tears, remembering both the night you met and the night before he shipped out and how much he’s loved you for all these years. He leans in close and whispers in your ear. “This song was the only thing Hydra could never take from me. Every time I thought about it I could see your face and I felt safe and loved.”
This made you break down crying and all you could do was hold him close and kiss him, giving him yet another sweet memory to go with your song. More years pass and one day you come home to find Bucky on the couch with your kids watching random home movies when suddenly the video and photo montage from your wedding starts playing, the song Lucky by Bif Naked playing over pictures of you getting ready, and Bucky starts tearing up. You walk up behind him and bend over to wrap your arms around him, kissing his cheek before moving to the other side and sitting in his lap, singing along with the song, both finally happy and home.


(Sorry it’s so long. Also sorry for any typos. I was literally sobbing while typing this.)


Please tell me you’ve written this or are planning to because I swear I almost cried and you picked one of my favourite songs. and I’m gonna need a minute. - Gen 

Fluffy Friday™ 

I am… astounded.

Originally posted by vernybvitday

Trust me when I say that every day I am honestly baffled at the amount of love and support I get here. Never in my life would I have expected this. Every time I gain a new follower I think ‘What? Why would you want to follow me????’

But guys, I am so so so thankful. A year ago I thought no one would like my stuff and I quit every project I tried to make. The amount of confidence you guys make me feel is through the roof.

I always wanted to make a follower special or something but I have no idea what to do. So for now, I just want to thank you for everything you have done for me. Slowly, I am getting better, I’m starting to really live my life again. Thank you <3

Also, I want to get to know you guys a little better!

I sometimes feel so impersonal here because I keep thinking that maybe you don’t want that kinda stuff on your dash. But, I’m starting to accept that hey, this is my blog! And I’ll take a personal and genuine blog over a bot one any day.

So, if you’d like, you can send me an ask if you have any questions, requests or just to tell me about your day!

Again, from the bottom of my heart, thank you, you’re all awesome :)

Dating Hannah Baker would include....

Originally posted by 13reasonssource

  • you guys met after you got a job at her parents store
  • you stayed by her side throughout the rumors and bs w/ Justin
  • even before you guys began dating, you’d always call her ‘dollface’ or ‘babe’
  • she adores it
  • Tony, Clay and Jeff all noticed your guys’ feelings, and start dropping hints

“You guys would be really cute together.”

“I ship you guys!”

“Can you guys jUST DATE ALREADY!”

  • you finally get the hint, and ask Hannah out while using her nickname

“Go out with me, dollface?”

uhM YES!”

  • your first date is at the Crestmont

  • with Clay sneaking candy across the counter for you two

  • your guys first few dates are at the Crestmont, and only involve slight hand-holding, and glancing at each other like lovesick puppies

  • until you get fed up, and kiss her

  • you guys end up making out in the back of the theater

  • Jeff and Tony fighting over being your guys’ #1 shipper!

“I am the number 1 shipper of Y/S/N!”

“Actually I AM!”

  • they freak out when they find out you guys are actually dating

“I think they’re happier that you two are dating than you two actually are.”

  • you guys are always arguing over who pays on your dates

“It’s my turn, Y/N!”

“No, dollface, I got it.”

  • being protective of each other

  • you are one of the only things that bring light to her dark days

  • after her friendship breakup with Alex and Jessica, you stayed in bed and held her while she complained/cried

  • Hannah came straight to your house after Jessicas’ party

  • you held her and cried the night away with her, wishing to take the pain away from what Bryce did

  • Hannah being your rock when you find out Jeff passed

  • he was like your brother

  • you threatening Bryce whenever he tries to come near Hannah

“You stay the hell away from my girlfriend, Walker, or it’ll be the last thing you do.”

After her death

  • when you heard the news, you stayed in bed for days and cried until you couldn’t cry anymore

  • you always thinking you could’ve helped more 

“It’s not your fault-”

“You don’t understand! All those people hurt her, and all I did was stand there and cried with her. Maybe if I would’ve stood up for her, maybe she would be alive, Tony.”

  • you end up on the tapes

  • but not for being a reason for her ending her life. She wanted you to hear her story, and let you know how much she loved you.

  • often visiting her grave, with Tony and Clay for support

“Hannah Baker, you were-no are the love of my life.”

anonymous asked:

So, I have a question for Levi. (I never knew I could do this before so this is amazing.) Since Moblit is Hanji's assistant, she probably spends a lot of time with him and they're probably really close. Have you ever gotten jealous because of that, or gotten mad because of something Moblit did?

(The ask box have been open for everyone, which where you can ask me, *your friendly admin for anything LeviHan related*, Levi and our Mama Hanji. Gosh, I’m so awful I didn’t know you guys didn’t know you can ask the three of us, lmfao)

And wow, another one for Levi! Hey!!!

Ugh. Another brat. 눈_눈

I see. Well, yeah. I think so. Moblit being sticky and icky for Hanji since the beginning of everything. 

its even back when I was just starting to apply for the survey corps. Tch.

And its not my fault he’s always there. and heck, why would I be jealous just because of a stinky, shitty old woman? He can have her!

*tosses Hanji to Moblit*

and if I’m ever gonna be mad because of something that the “drunk” bastard have done? it would be the fact where he always sticks to Hanji.

Stinkin’ bastard. Tch.

Anonymous-san: isn’t that b-being jealous…?

"I LOVE YOU TOO, MANTLE" || R.M

Originally posted by crayonboxhearts


This morning at school Archie asked if I was coming to the party tonight and of course I answered with a yes. I wasn’t going to miss a party that my best friend is throwing. Ever since Reggie and I started dating two years ago - in sophomore year – he has been very protective with me. You could say that Archie and Reggie aren’t exactly friends or on good terms. Why? I don’t know, but as long as they get along. I’m fine. Ever since Archie asked if I was going tonight, Reggie has given me the cold shoulder. Even at lunch, he would barely look at me but he would always stay close or sit beside me. When we arrived at the party, he was still in a grumpy mood. We got ourselves a drink and sat down on Archie’s sofa.

 “Hey, what’s wrong?” I asked him as I ruffled his hair, “nothing is wrong!” he said a little too aggressively. “okay, don’t be such party-pooper…” I huffed while leaving him on the sofa. What has gotten into him? I walked up to Archie, Jughead, Betty, Kevin, Veronica and Joaquin and gave them all a hug. They were all talking and when I joined them, they started asking what Reggie’s problem was and I told them I didn’t know and that I was just giving him some space right now. As I saw Reggie stand up and start talking to Moose and Chuck. Reggie got a drink after a drink until he was tipsy, a little affected on the alcohol. He was dancing and dancing, and I just watched him dance with other people. Other people as in girls as well, but I knew him too well to know that if he did something bad, he will regret it.  I put my water down and walked towards them. I grabbed Reggie’s hand and we sat down again on Archie’s sofa. “Hey, you have to slow down a bit, babe!” I told him. He avoided my stare. A few minutes pass by and then he started talking

“What do you want Y/N?” Reggie slurred. “What has gotten into you? panties got in a twist? Come on Reggie! I know you, what’s wrong? tell me!” I said but a little gently at the end. “I miss you!” he slurred quietly, so only I could hear him. “I don’t believe you. Tell me” I said. He sighed and said defensively “you are being so flirty with him, hugging and whispering in his ear”. “who? Archie?” I asked and he nodded. “I don’t want you to break up with me and to be with him… Don’t leave me” he said undefeated and tears started to build up on the corner of his eye. “Are you afraid I will be leaving you for him? My best friend?” I asked him and dried his tears.

“Never in a million years I would leave you for another guy. That’s why you gave me this ring right?” I told him while we both were looking at my engagement ring on my finger. He grabbed my small hand and gave me a peck on my temple. “I’m sorry.” He said sadly and I nodded accepting the apology. “You know that Archie is with Veronica now, so you have nothing to worry about, Reggie.” I kissed his temple. “I… love… you… so… so… much, Reggie. I can’t explain how much I love you and no one else!” I said in between kisses, he was still looking down on my finger where the ring was. I grabbed his face slowly and lowered my lips to his. “I love you” he murmured as he gave me a sloppy kiss, he tasted like alcohol. “Come on, let’s go home!” I said and helped him up and out the door. As I put him in the passenger seat he fell right asleep. “I love you too, Mantle” I whispered.

Jason, after being extracted by Green Lantern from a remote island as per Batman’s orders…

Jason: Well?! Being a vigilante makes you crazy! I mean what kind of job is that, where you get murdered and have to relive it over and over?! Hello, stress! Don’t even get me started on Bruce, I mean he -

Guy: He can be a steel-clad douchebag, I know. Why do you think I left the League?

Jason: Wh-? You were in the Justice League?!

Guy: Briefly, way back. Didn’t work out, because, ya know, your father…

Jason: Was impossible to please, right?

Guy: If you only knew…

Jason: What?

Guy: … how much your dad loves you! You would at least have the heart to go tell him you’re quitting in person.

Jason: Eesh. Rather get shot with a flare…

If people could stop reblogging posts about my pregnancy that would be great…I don’t want them showing up on fetish blogs/fetish blogs to start following me because they became widely circulated…

…why do you even want someone else’s pregnancy complaints on your blog???

anonymous asked:

How many followers do you have and how long have you portrayed Sebastian?

  //oh, well I am not sure why you would need the number of my followers and such….but if you wish to know then I will tell you dear anon-

is my current follower count. Tho I must confess that lately, the number has shrunk- I am busy and therefore not much online here-I ma sorry-
 This is going to be…in 2018 I will start like my 4th year of roleplaying Sebastian Michaelis. This character is so very dear to me because it became slowly easier to write him, I don’t think that I will ever delete this blog or erase it, no matter what.

  ♥

Patreon question!

Question for people who support other artists on Patreon - why do you do it? Is it to support the artists that you like, or is there a particular tier of rewards that you want? I see a lot of early access previews in the lower tier rewards as well - are they are a draw for you?

I’ve been thinking of starting one (it’s still a little ways off, but it’s never too early to plan). I guess if I were to start a Patreon, what kind of content would you like to see from me? Walkthoughs, tutorials, art crits? Physical rewards? I’ve also been thinking of doing a NSFW tier as well.

The only thing I’m sure about is that I do not want to gate my artwork behind a paywall. I still want my work to be viewed for free, but I guess Patreon is just providing a bit more bonus content/physical rewards for those who want to support me.

Any thoughts?

anonymous asked:

Nova and Connor: Did you know when Star was 14, she appeared in the bathroom when Marco was Having a shower?Did you guys have any momment like that( i think no)? Tell me some stories about that if you guys have ;)

Nova; no that has never happened and no way my mom did that! nooo….well….

Connor: *comes in wearing his swimming shorts* hmm, what’s up nova?

Nova; someone was asking us if we ever…never mind. going for a swim?

Connor; yep. *walks off*

Nova; *waves, the moment he leaves, starts turning bright red and waving her face* oh god why would he do that?!

fizzydoodle  asked:

I almost started crying because, thicc john is crying in your most recent drawing of him. That sounds weird but let me explain: The reason this makes me sad is that, thicc john probably felt like he was just a joke. He was made to be laughed at. The worst part is he knew it's true, we all did. Exept this anon. This anon said he make them happy. Thicc john felt valued, felt loved. This is why I would personally thank this anon. On behalf of thicc john. ...I think I should sleep now.

Oh my god you’re analysing thicc John 

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Okay back to happier (?) topics - today’s prompts were firsts/future/tears !!!! and honestly that’s probably a happy set why did I go for this even we might just never know

That time my dog disappeared into Carrie Fisher's house

From reddit user: /u/AinsleyIscariot

Someone recommended I make a post out of a comment that I made elsewhere so here it is! True story and still cringe inside whenever I tell it.

One of the most awkward moments of my life was meeting Carrie. I live in London and walk my dog because he needs to shit every now and then- usually when I get back to my road I let him off the lead and he will run to the house. He will, that is, unless there is ANYTHING else of interest within a 1 mile radius of the house. One day he just ran straight through someone’s open door and I was there on the doorstep tentatively calling after him while I could hear him sprinting around the house. Then there’s lots of barking and I realise there’s another dog there and sure enough my dog comes sprinting out the house being chased by a small dog that seemingly wanted to play with him. Anyway this American woman comes to the door, hearing all the commotion and I make my apologies and we have the usual dog conversation. She then invited me in for a coffee, I thought why not and so we started chatting, and she explained she was renting the house for a month while she was in London. I asked what she did for a living and she told me movies, I asked “Anything I would know?” Slight pause “Star Wars?” “Oh right what did you do in it were you on the crew or an actress?” “An actress” “Oh great who did you play” “Princess Leia?” I swear to fuck I stood there with my mouth open, feeling as if I’d somehow just shat down my own throat. (This was before the franchise reboot so the image of her in my head was the Carrie Fisher in her twenties) She, however, thought it was really cute and laughed it off. Absolutely lovely woman with one crazy fucking dog named Gary.

TLDR: I had a twenty minute conversation with a woman who had been on the receiving end of my dog’s home invasion and didn’t realise it was Carrie Fisher until she told me.

Source:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/6akd9r/that_time_my_dog_disappeared_into_carrie_fishers/

just some random headcanons about Peter growing up on Yondu’s ship
  • Yondu teaching Peter to fly and pretending Peter messed up when he didn’t (“No NO, you shouldn’t have pressed that button, boy!” “WHAT?!” “It’s the self-destruct one, all Ravager ships got it!”  “You should have told me; I didn’t know! What do we do!” *Yondu cracks up* “Just  playing with you, take it easy, kid.” “YONDUUUUU!!!!!”)
  • Yondu taking Peter to all sorts of cool planets and pretending they’re there for practical reasons but he actually just wants Peter to see them cause he thinks he’d like them.
  • The crew celebrating Peter’s birthday and Kraglin making a birthday cake which comes out really messed up (like, frosting melting and layers sagging and shaky writing) but it means a lot to Peter even though everyone makes fun of it
  • Peter finding an old jacket of Yondu’s that he really likes but it’s too big so he resolves to work out until his muscles get big enough for it to fit and that’s the real reason he’s so in shape
  • Yondu teaching Peter to shoot and regretting it when Peter uses some of his dashboard figurines for target practice
  • But then Peter feels really guilty and buys him some new ones
  • Yondu always thinking up something to critique when Peter tries to show off to him so Peter always thinks Yondu wasn’t impressed but then one of the crew members mentions how Yondu’s always bragging about him when Peter’s not around
  • So Peter doesn’t let Yondu hear the end of that for weeks
  • Storytime with the Ravagers - Peter retelling (and sometimes reenacting) movies from Earth. “So this one’s called Indiana Jones…”
  • Peter wanting to have some Earth food, only they can’t find all the ingredients and then one day Tulk brings back the coveted ingredient of **PEPPERONI** and they have a pizza party
  • Peter exaggerating how much parents on Earth buy for their kids because every time he talks about it he seems to find some new piece of tech in his room which Yondu always denies is from him (“Me? Why would I buy you a new blaster? You’re plenty spoiled already, brat.”) but Peter is totally onto him
  • None of the crew can sing but they all know Peter’s music and whenever he’s in a bad mood someone conveniently starts humming one of his favorite songs and it’s so bad it always makes him laugh.
  • Peter sneaking a pet onboard and everyone keeps it a secret from Yondu because he has a strict no-animals rule but then one day he comes in to find Kraglin and Peter playing with it and they both totally freeze up (Kraglin starts stuttering an explanation and Peter tries to hide the animal) but Yondu agrees to let them keep it (pretending to be angry about it even though he doesn’t really mind) as long as they clean up after it and don’t let it cause any trouble. He takes care to leave them with the impression that he’s doing them a huge favor and he’s not happy about it.
BTS as things my friends have said in History class...
  • Seokjin: Why is no one in this textbook good-looking?
  • Yoongi: It was 1932... No, 1935. Wait! 1939! That's right - I know my dates.
  • Hoseok: Okay but imagine how fabulous I would have been in that century!
  • Namjoon: *asks for another two pieces of paper* How have you guys only used one side of A4?
  • Taehyung: *deep in thought* I need to think of something epic I can do so that they put me in one of these textbooks
  • Jimin: ... It's times like this when I lose faith in humanity
  • Jungkook: *points at a picture of a random guy in the book* That's you! *starts laughing his head off*
Angel in the Darkness (M)

Originally posted by jungkook-gifs

Summary: After a patient urgently pleads you to go and help a friend of his, you naively agree to it. Little did you know, that you would get more than what you agreed to, when he leads you to a brothel, to help a dangerous prostitute named Jeon Jungkook.

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader (ft. Jin, but not romantically)

Genre: Smut (M), angst, mafia!au, prostitution!au 

Word Count: 5,468

A/N: This is a dark and filthy story! Graphic descriptions of sex (masturbating, etc), heavy dom/sub undertones, drug use, vulgar language use……(alot of smut comes in later) This is a mature read! You have been warned!



Your mother told you that there was a purpose for what everyone does. That there is always a reason for someone’s actions; whether it was bad or good. If it was a good action, the individual has learned the most rewarding path to handle situations; regardless if it was easy or not. If it was a bad action, the person could reflect on it, and with guidance, they will learn the right way toward dealing with obstacles. And to this day, that is how you viewed life. If you handled something well, you would be rewarded in the future, if you handled it poorly, you would need to reflect on why you did such a thing, till you find the right path. With these beliefs, you always wanted to find the ‘purpose’ of an individual’s actions, and help them find the right way. So that’s how you ended up working at a rehab centre; helping mentally to find the root cause of someone’s poor actions, and leading them to a better future.

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anonymous asked:

why don't you start making more covers? i think everyone would love that, your voice is sooo lovely

Well, I’m really trying to learn an instrument so I can accompany myself! Uke first! Right now, I’m constrained to waiting on someone who can duet with me, so I can borrow their instrument-playing expertise! Haha 

Hogwarts Headcannons
  • Give me Dean, muggleborn that he is, imitating Steve Irwin in Care of Magical Creatures class, much to everyone's confusion except for Harry and Hermione who are. On the ground. Unable to breathe. And refusing to explain why.
  • Give me Harry, demisexual that he is, realizing that the reason he can't stop obsessing over Draco is because Draco is the one who saw - and subsequently disliked - 'Harry', and not The Boy Who Lived. Realizing that Draco was the only one to first talk to him for HIM, in that robe shop, and not his parents or fame (because even Ron and Hermione did that at first). And thus, leading to him randomly starting crying in the middle of lunch and claiming he's doomed, much to everyone's fear.
  • Give me Seamus, pyro that he is, super happy one Christmas when Hermione buys him a book on fire caution, flammable materials, and elements such as magnesium. Thus afterward, the mysterious fires that have always happened are far more safe and controlled.
  • Give me Luna, wonderful airhead that she is, being stared at as, calm as anything, she waltzes right into the Slytherin common room and starts talking to the mermaids like its absolutely normal. A first year drops a book he's staring so hard, because HOW DID SHE KNOW THE PASSWORD. Draco just sighs, gets up, goes over to her, and offers her tea.
  • Give me Draco. Who looks on as Neville offers Harry rhubarb pie that he made himself, as Harry stares forlornly at his Treacle Tart, and makes and annoyed sound. "Dammit Longbottom he hates bittersweets." The Slytherins stare and Pansy just mutters "How do you even know these things. Merlin, help him realize."
  • Give me Parvati, who is being constantly mistaken for her sister by Ron, who panics and screams "IM A LESBIAN" when it gets to be too much.
  • Give me Ron, who stares wide-eyes from a distance whenever he sees Padma from that moment on for a full week, until Padma flips out too and hexes him. Parvati awkwardly wonders why Ron starts getting scared whenever she tries to approach from then on, since she knows Ron doesn't have problems due to that sort of thing from how he handles Harry.
  • Give me the thirty or so of the school's Muggle-raised, who made the mistake of showing their folks howlers, and react accordingly whenever one of the families sends one that is just a recording of Rick Astley, or High School Musical, or spoilers for Doctor Who. And the Wizard-raised just... staring... in fear... watching their savior and multiple other students as they run around screaming and crying in an absolute panic for some reason even though it was a different student that got the weird howler.
  • Give me Harry, whose hair surprises people by being dark red like his mother's when in direct sunlight. And usually at the Weasley den they're inside, but one day Harry joins them outside for a picnic, and Molly is so confused about where Harry went to then has do do a mental tally of her children.
  • Give me George, who in the midst of the final battle, hit Lucius with an Anaticula curse, so that every spell he tries makes a duck instead. And the Death Eaters are just so confused. "Lucius... is that a duck?"
  • Give me the Gryffindor common room. The new first years suggest Monopoly for game night. The entire room goes dead silent. One first year tries to ask what they did wrong. "Never mention that game again," is the only response they get. "But why-" "NEVER TALK ABOUT SIXTH YEAR. WE NEVER TALK ABOUT SIXTH YEAR." Their brave upperclassman Neville yells, trembling. Hermione starts crying. Harry goes into a panic attack. Ron whispers, "There are many reasons we don't talk about sixth year. If The Incident had been the only thing that happened, we would only not talk about The Incident. Many things happened that year. Thus, we do not speak of that year, or of that game."
  • Give me McGonagall, who struggles to control the cat population, because while students are told to have their cats fixed you know not all 100 students that brought cats did so. Her curling up around a litter that lost their mother to illness. Training them to stalk the corridors. Albus had his ways of getting information, and hers is the spy network of cats.
  • Give me muggleborns singing everything from Phantom of the Opera to Katy Perry in the corridors. Singing We Will Rock You to a pureblood who disses them for it. The purebloods thinking the weird songs and their tunes are some kind of Rite of Passage and fleeing whenever a muggleborn student starts singing. Altering song lyrics. "I throw my ferret in the air some-times, singin EEEEEEEYO, this is DRAAAAAACO!"
  • Give me muggleborns that are really confused about the whole quill instead of pens things, throwing transfigured pokeballs in Care of Magical Creatures, the band students bringing kazoos and harmonicas and the wizrd-raised students that are just so confused as to how those things even work, because it must be some sort of air magic, right??
  • Give me muggleborns making entire conversations out of pop culture references specifically to confuse some Slytherin who just called one girl a Mudblood. "These are not the droids you were looking for." "I'm right on top of that now Rose, I promise." -jazz hands-
  • Give me muggleborns with Patronus that are things like Pikachu, velociraptors, the quiet Canadian transfer student with a moose patronus the size of a SMALL HOUSE, the one whose is a angeled-out Castiel, the one whose patronus is the democrat donkey and another the republican elephant and the two, previously best friends, become mortal enemies rivaling the fame of Harry and Draco.
  • Give me muggleborns hugging each other before break, promising to 'call' each other, trading weird codes, how they can't wait to go for 'sushi' or planning that trip together to 'disneyland' where they can go flying?? But no one's allowed magic?? Or flying?? And the wizard-raised think that somehow, shockingly,<i> these children totally new to our world have developed a way to cheat the system?? Muggleborns are badasses!!</i>
  • Give me muggleborns who are fully aware that the anti-tech wards were made when, like, radios barely even existed, much less cellphone towers and microprocessors, so while they can't turn them on inside the stone school walls there's this group that Harry joins constantly that just sit there in silence staring at these tiny things and sometimes randomly laughing hysterically, and every now and then standing and just running all the way across to the other side of the lake all at the same time with no signal whatsoever. The purebloods are <i>terrified</i> of this frequent happening.
  • Give me Harry, Hermione, Dean, and Justin from the D.A, muggleborns they are, doing a movie night every week to help the D.A. relax and bond. They re-start this after the battles, during eighth year, with several other people such as the returned Slytherins joining in. The entire year they play things like Tangled, The Breakfast Club, Brave, Lion King. But then the last four weeks, they announce they don't want to mislead everyone that everything is all fun and rainbows. The last four movies are My Sister's Keeper, The Shining, Marley and Me, and for the last week, a marathon of the entire Jurassic Park series.
  • Give me Hufflepuffs, who secretly are very relieved to be the 'normal' House. Jocks over there, know-it-alls over there, goth wannabees over there, now lets go camp out by the kitchens we're gonna need it to survive the next seven years like this.
  • Give me Ravenclaws who are so done with the riddles when they stumble back at midnight after having fallen asleep in the Library. "What's the truth?" "THE TRUTH IS THAT I WILL SET YOU ON FIRE IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN."
  • Give me the Trio, who use the Marauder's Map to find the most absolutely ridiculous routes to class, knowing every single one of the shortcuts. It's not odd for them to simply appear out of the ceiling. One day the new first years try to follow them, to learn the school better, but it doesn't go so well because then they try to go through a disappearing wall the Trio just did they instead run headfirst into it, and the next time they do behind a tapestry, down a waterside, around some sort of tower, causally past an entire doorless room full of bats, and somehow come out on the complete other side of the castle.
  • Give me Draco whose just completely had it with Harry's staring and confronts him, like they always do, and Harry just blurts out that he likes Draco's new haircut and can he touch his hair, and Draco so shocked he lets him. "Potter stop treating me like a cat I'm evil remember? Bloody hell have you gone daft?!" "But... it's soft..." "I hate you." But he just can't find any anger over this, so there's like no venom whatsoever in it and Harry can't stop giggling.
  • Give me Ginny, who can't stop giggling as Luna confuses the fuck out of an entire crowd with her way of speaking, and who during seventh year could 100% get away with insulting the Death Eaters because of the way she said things. Who after Luna used said tactic to get her out of a Crucio punishment just clung to Luna, shaking, and realizing that she loves Luna so much for this very reason. That there will never be another person like Luna in her life, ever.
  • Give me Harry, who was not really well educated while living at the Dursleys, who couldn't read very well but was wonderful at sneaking around, little tricks like hiding things, and loved music. He taught himself magic tricks, and MERLIN ALMIGHTY THIS 11 YEAR OLD KID HAS MASTERED VANISHING SPELLS, WHAT, HOW, and Percy, uptight prefect he is, just looses it.
  • Give me Ron walking in on Harry talking to some random snake in their dorm room, laughing like the snake said a particularly good joke, tipping his head and smiling as he responds, the python slowly curling up his arm to rest over his shoulder. Ron freezes, stares, and then slowly backs away, closes the door and stands there staring at it for a full half hour in absolute horror.
  • Give me the rest of the D.A. walking into the Room of Requirement and hearing screaming, Dean shrieking that he's going to murder someone, Hermione crying, Justin cursing like a sailor yelling for everyone to stop, and the rest panic and run around the corner and there the four Muggle-raised students are. With some sort of odd device in their hands. Playing Mario Kart.