why would you make your dog wear that

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1. What have you eaten today?
2. Who was your last kiss with? Was it pleasant?
3. What color shoes did you last wear?
4. Who has made you laugh the hardest in the last week?
5. What is your favorite scent?
6. What is your favorite season? Why?
7. Can you do a handstand or cartwheel?
8. What color are your nails?
9. If you had to get a tattoo on your face to save your life, what would it be?
10. What is something you find romantic?
11. Are you happy?
12. Is there anything in particular making you happy or sad?
13. Dogs or Cats?
15. Which do you prefer:a museum, a night club, the forest or a library?
15. What is your style?
16. If you could be doing anything you like right now, what would it be?
17. Are you in a relationship or single?
18. What makes you attracted to the person you like right now?
19. If you could replace your partner/best friend with a celebrity of your choice, would you? Who with?
20. Are you holding on to something you need to let go of? If so then what?
21. How did you celebrate last Halloween?
22. Have you recently made any big decisions?
23. Were you ever in a school play?
24. What movie would you use to describe your life?
25. Is there something you have dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?
26. Complete this sentence, “I wish I had someone with whom I could share…”
27. What are two things that irritate you about the same sex?
28. What are two things that irritate you about the opposite sex?
29. What is the best thing that has happened to you this week?
30. What is something that makes you sad when you think about it?
31. How long was your longest relationship?
32. Have you ever been in love?
33. Are you currently in love?
34. Why did your last relationship end?
35. What jewelry are you wearing right now, and where did you get it?
36. When was the last time you cried and why?
37. Name someone pretty.
38. What did you receive last Valentines Day?
39. Do you get jealous easily?
40. Have you ever been cheated on?
41. Do you trust your partner/best friend?
42. Ever had detention?
43. Would you rather live in the countryside or the city?
44. What do people call you?
45. What was the last book you read?
46. How big of a nerd/dork are you?
47. What kind of music do you listen to?
48. How tall are you?
49. Do you like kids?
50. Favorite fruits?
51. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
52. What’s your earliest memory?
53. Ever had a poem or song written about you or to you?
54. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
55. Do you have a collection of anything?
56. Do you save money or spend it?
57. What would your dream house be like?
58. What top 5 things make you the angriest?
59. What top 5 things always brings a smile to your face?
60. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
61. 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
62. Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
63. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
64. Do you like the beach?
65. Ever sleep on the couch or a bed with someone special?
66. Do you have a middle name? If so what is it!
67. Do you talk to yourself?
68. Describe your hair.
69. What is the meaning of life.
70. What is your ideal partner like?
71. Do you want to get married?
72. Do you want to have kids?
73. Like or dislike your family?
74. Are you Chunky or Slim?
75. Would you consider yourself smart?
76. What would you change about your life?
77. Religious or Not?
78. You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
79. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
80. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
81. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
82. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
83. Do you like when people play with your hair?
84. Do you like bubble baths?
85. Have you ever been pulled over by a cop?
86. Have you ever danced in the rain?
87. Do you trust anyone with your life?
88. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
89. If money wasn’t an issue, what top 10 places would you travel to? (You get to stay at each place for a week)
90. How was your day today?
91. Play an instrument?
92. Describe the what you think of the ocean.
93. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts?
94. Honestly, are things how you wanted them to be?
95. Do you have a mean bitchy scary side?
96. When are you vulnerable?
97. How much free time do you have?
98. Do you like to go hiking?
99. Odd or Even Numbers?
100. Would you ever go sky diving, bungee jumping , cliff diving, wing suit gliding, parasailing, snorkeling, or other extreme activities?

Dating V/Taehyung

Finally, we have finished the last part for our ‘Dating BTS’ series!! Next up, we will work on ‘Bestfriend BTS’, we hope you look forward to it~

Originally posted by bts-jimin16

-you meeting his parents pretty early on

-him being super happy when you get along well

-”And now I want you to meet someone very special and dear to me. Say hello to Soonshim.”

-him setting cypher as his alarm

-”Do you have a minute to talk about our lord an savior, the rap line?”

-mini fashions shows in your bedroom

-he loves to model all his new gucci clothes for you

-you would browse all the high-end fashion sites together

-and watch every fashion week, no matter which city

-getting into a lot of new hobbies together

-like photography

-that’s why he always wears his new camera around his neck wherever you go

-you help him with practicing his drawing/saxophone skills

-him playing cheesy sax tunes for you to make you laugh

-adopting seven cats and nine dogs

-sending each other pictures of cute babies  

-talking about how cute your own babies will be

-like, you could spend hours on end talking about your future family together

-”You know, Tae, with all those children you want, we will have to buy a huge house!”

-”I’m already one step ahead of you, babe.”

-*shows you one house per week*

-already having exact plans on what your house will look like, how many kids you want to have, wha their names will be etc.

-naming one of your kids after his grandma 

-him getting really excited about everything and you being his anchor

-him holding you with his octopus limps

-you being part of all the maknae line shenanigans

-in the beginning he would still try to act really cool around you

-but after that phase is over you get all the goofiness Tae has stored inside him

-a lot of adventurous dates and midnight walks

-no matter if the sun is shining or the rain is pouring down

-visiting all the animal cafés near you

-”I want a bunny now.”

-”Tae, we already have half a zoo at home!”

-”Then let’s make it one full zoo~!”

-browsing websites to see how to care for bunnies

-because somehow he convinced you to buy 5

-the Clyde to your Bonnie, the Timon to your Pumba, the sun to your moon~

-the Admins

Dating Park Chanyeol...

* Laying on the couch in his studio while watching him make music
* You two eventually falling asleep together on it
* Early mornings
* Waking up to his legs litERALLY ENGULFING YOU
* “Squirt”
* He would most definitely put things on high shelves just to see you struggle
* “KNOCK IT OFF CHANYEOL!”
* Tickle fights
* Him trying to cook for you but burning everything
* But when you cook for him, he thinks it’s so attractive
* He’ll come up behind you and put his arms around your waist while kissing your neck
* “Kitten this looks so good, but I’m hungry for something else”
* dADDY KINK
* OH MY GOD BOI
* CAN U EVEN IMAGINE
* HE WOULD BE SO AGGRESSIVE
* LIKE HE WOULD PICK YOU UP AND THROW YOU ON THE BED
* Spanking 100%
* He would whimper while your riding him
* Soft morning sex
* Where he tells you how cute you are as he’s slowing thrusting into you
* He would growl when you pull on his hair
* Master of overstimulation
* Like he wouldn’t stop until you’ve came like 5 or 6 times
* Letting you wear his sweaters
* Buying you matching ones tbh
* He would be so protective of you
* And he would hate to see you upset
* Like it would make him so stressed out that he would cry
* The smollest babe honestly
* Long cuddle sessions
* Trying to sit on your lap when your watching tv
* “Chanyeol, you’re not a dog”
* He would just look at you
* And bark
* And you’d question why you even like him
* When you guys shower together, he would beg you to let him wash your hair
* Late night walks
* You two would always share new music finds with eachother
* And he would write songs about you
* And then shyly let you listen
* Hiding his face in his hoodie
* You would try to pry his hands off his sweater while telling him how much you loved the song
* Eventually getting his face out and kissing him all over
* Him giggling like the child he is
* Dating your best friend 💕

Sorry this is so long but Chanyeol is my ultimate bias and I’m 135% trash so 😊 also thank you anon for requesting this and I hope you liked it! Feel free to drop by my message box any time you’re so sweet 💖 as always requests are open!

Originally posted by yeolhighness

Living with Baekhyun

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

  • Him waking you up by singing loudly
  • Sometimes he would be a nice boyfriend and let you sleep
  • Him sneaking into the shower when you’re in
  • You making breakfast together
  • Him stealing food from your plate
  • Him feeding you
  • You fighting over the tv remote
  • “But I want to watch music shows!”
  • “You only watch them because you want to see yourself Baek! You’ve already watched this episode!”
  • Watching puppy videos together
  • Him lifting up your tshirt whenever he has the chance
  • You wearing his hoodies
  • Him bringing Mongryeong over
  • “Why are you cuddling my dog when you have me?”
  • “Your dog is cuter”
  • You helping him dye his hair
  • Backhugs 7/24
  • Him walking around naked
  • “Wear something.”
  • “I know you like it, stop denying it.”
  • You using him as a pillow
  • Him playing with your hair
  • Cuddles on the couch
  • He would start kissing your neck as you cuddle
  • And that turns into something more later because you can’t say no to Baekhyun *wink wink*
  • You trying everything to make him moan
  •  His moan is your favourite sound
  • Him stealing the blanket at night
  • Him begging to shower together
  • “Why not?”
  • “You know, when we get into the shower together, the last thing we do its shower.”
  • You distracting him while he plays video games
  • “(Y/N) stop showing your foot into my face!!!”
  • Him being loud
  • Him making your laptop wallpaper a picture of himself
  • Cuddles on the couch
  • He would start kissing your neck as you cuddle
  • Living with Baekhyun would make you tired but you would have a lot of fun with him! 
Hi can you please do the boys reaction to their human mate getting a pet cat. I know this doesn't sound like a wolf thing but how would they react to a cat getting close with their human mate sorry to bother you. Have a lovely day.

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Seokjin - 
Jin at first wouldn’t mind the cat but soon enough having it rub against you would make him a bit angry
“is that cat more handsome then me?”

Originally posted by jungkookiescookies

Namjoon - 
he could do this, how smart was a cat anyway? he was bigger, he was the alpha in your house….
“ow! stop hissing at me! i’ll growl back!”
you later have to treat his wounds and scold your high ego cat.

Originally posted by cyyphr

Yoongi - 
the (white) fur is everywhere, it sticks to your clothes which gets on HIS (black) clothes
“i can’t take this fur, this animal sheds more than Jimin!”

Originally posted by imonaworldtour

Hoseok - 
who said cats and dogs couldn’t get along?
“look, i dressed him in a flower costume! isn’t he so cute now?”
cats aren’t pets they are children didn’t you know?

Originally posted by lookwhaticreated

Taehyung - 
a love hate relationship game with your cat. both tae and your cat would be loving to each other when you are around but once you leave the room;
“i see you you fat pussycat!” 

Originally posted by xxtaetaexx

Jimin - 
Loves your cat however it doesn’t really like him.
*pouts* “why doesn’t it like me? i’m not going to eat it!”

Originally posted by jiminboi

Jungkook - 
glares at your cat and makes sure you wear his clothing so his sent is on you.
“what? i like you in my shirts”

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

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anonymous asked:

I'm curious why you won't post pictures of dogs with prong collars? I just would like to hear your opinion on them

Because no one wants to see a dog wearing a prong collar. I will allow some pass through if they are flush with the fur, but most images will be angled to where you see all the prongs in the dog’s neck and it just makes me uncomfortable. After all, this is just a blog for dog pictures. You don’t have to include what training methods you use. When you do, it just creates over the top threats and backlash. I’d rather everyone just appreciate the photos instead of over analyzing them (which people love to do!)  I have my thoughts on aversives in my dog faqs

limitofmyimagination  asked:

Hi! Lately I've been taking care of my grandparents' dog while they're on holidays (an English bulldog) and I've been having trouble when walking her. Since I don't know her that well I prefer to keep her on a leash, but she almost always manages to take her collar off and runs away. I then have to wait for about half an hour for her to come back home on her own, which is not much fun and also makes me really anxious every time. Any idea why she might do that and how to make things easier?

First, A+ for choosing to keep her leashed. It sounds like she’s prone to running off, so that’s the responsible choice. It’s definitely not fun to have the dog run off and not be somewhere you can keep it safe. 

I’d suggest checking the fit of her collar - it may not be tight enough. It may also be that due to the shape of her head and neck, even a well-fitted collar can still slide off. At that point I would suggest getting her something new to wear (I know she’s not your dog, but it’s your peace of mind) like a martingale collar or a harness. Martingales have a piece that can tighten down (but not to the degree of a choke collar) and are used on dogs like greyhounds whose heads and necks are often the same size. 

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A meme for characters with (physical) disabilities because I’ve noticed a lack of memes that can be used for them where they have the chance to actually talk about their disability. This meme will mostly focus on characters who are deaf, mute, blind, or use a wheelchair because I have experience writing characters who are all those things.

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I Can’t Lose You || Calum Hood

back at it again with the calum imagines! lol

Summary: Calum’s insecurity ends up biting him in the ass when the fight between you and him affects his performance. He gets a panic attack and the only person who can calm him down was you.

I M A G I N E 

“Y/N, why the hell would you put on that short, skimpy-looking pair of shorts?” Calum yelled at you as he was pulling down his black tank top. Calum was overreacting to the fact that you were wearing a fairly short pair of shorts. But, it was the summer time and you were practically melting. So, you thought that wearing such shorts would keep you cooler. Although they did, it produced a heated fight between you and Calum. 

“Calum, it’s summer time and it’s fucking hot!” You yelled, watching as he gave you a glare. He was ruffling his hair before a hairstylist came in to fix it up for him. The show was about to begin, after all. “Why else would I wear these shorts, Calum?”

“I don’t know, maybe to grasp the attention of other guys?” Calum pointed out as the hairstylist awkwardly trimmed a bit of his hair. “C’mon now, Y/N, it makes your ass look divine.”

“I’m not trying to wear it to look good!” You yell, rolling your eyes at him. “I would be sweating cats and dogs if I wore leggings or some jeans.”

“Then why not wear a long skirt?” Calum suggested, looking you dead in the eye. The hairstylist fled from the dressing room, realizing how bad this fight was getting. 

“I feel uncomfortable with skirts, and you know that!” You argued, feeling yourself get hotter from the yelling. 

“I would rather you be uncomfortable than totally exposed!” Calum said, going all up in your face. He was breathing heavily, seeing as his chest went up and down quickly with big inhales and exhales. “It’ll help me be at ease.”

“Oh, so my comfort doesn’t matter so long as your comfort is in tact?” You said, fairly offended at how selfish Calum was. You understood the jealousy, but that was because he cares about you and doesn’t want to lose you. But why can’t he trust you? “You don’t trust me, and that’s fucked up, Calum.”

“I do trust you!” Calum disagrees, flailing his two arms in the air. “I just would feel much better if you didn’t wear that overly-exposing pair of shorts to show the entire world how sexy your ass and legs look!”

“But Calum, that’s not my damn intention!” You say pleadingly. “I just want to wear a pair of shorts because it’s way too hot!”

“Five minutes, Calum!” A worker peeks into the room and says. He then escapes to do other work, leaving you and Calum practically oozing with heat. You sighed, looking away at Calum. Finding yourself to play with the hem of your shorts, you begin to feel bad. The extreme urge of apologizing felt crucial even though you didn’t necessarily do anything wrong. But, it would make the situation much better if you apologized and moved on.

“Calum, I just want to say that I’m–” you tried to apologize but Calum wasn’t having it.

“Go to the fucking bus and wait there,” Calum said coolly, not even bothering to go look at you. “I’ll see you after the performance.” Calum began walking away, leaving you hurt and confused. Did he not want you there to watch the performance and be there for him.

“But Calum, I always watch your performances!”  You called out, but Calum was already out the door. You sighed unhappily, looking down to the ground. He didn’t want you to see him perform… It shattered your heart a bit to think that he sent you away to the bus rather than being on left wing to watch him perform. With you shoulders falling and head down, you trotted out the dressing room and towards the tour bus. 


“You alright, mate?” Luke asked Calum during the middle of a song break. Michael was telling the audience about how Ashton dropped an open and entirely new pack of Vegemite on the ground. Ashton was trying to deny it, but held the face of pure embarrassment. 

“No,” Calum said, his voice croaky and strained. “I fought with Y/N before the show tonight, and I can’t seem to shake this stomach ache I have because of it.” Luke nudged Calum, giving him a reassuring smile.

“You’re probably just a bit hungry, too,” Luke said, taking a swig of water. “Just talk it out later, okay?” Calum shook an unconvincing nod before going to his mic to ready himself for Beside You.

Calum was doing just fine during the performance. But he couldn’t help but start to feel himself swim through rough waters when he began the next verse of the song. You just kept showing up in his mind, your smile, your laughter– it was taunting him. Because right now, he was sure as everything that he had lost you and he was so mad at himself. He kept looking at left wing, feeling sad when he didn’t see you there. That was his fault. 

Bring me back, bring me back to you…” Calum sang, feeling his heart get slower as he was begging for air. His heart was having a bipolar moment, with his heart moving like waves, but then suddenly going as fast as a speeding train. “When we both wake up underneath the same sun. Time stops, I wish that I could rewind…” Calum stopped playing his bass, holding onto the mic stand as though he was going to fall. “So close but so fah…” before everyone knew it, Calum fell to the ground and began to cry, feeling himself lose breath dramatically. 


You were sitting in the tour bus, crying. You feared that Calum didn’t want you anymore. He sent you away to the tour bus, denying you the pleasure of watching him perform. It hurt your feelings as you were browsing through potential plane tickets and flight dates. You supposed that you were going home. 

Of course, until a wild Michael Clifford came rushing in the tour bus, pale and sweaty as ever.

“Y/N, fucking come over here now!” Michael grabbed your wrist and pulled you out the door. As confused as you were, you frantically joined him anyways. Stuffing your phone in your pocket, you actually ran at Michael’s pace. 

“Mikey, what’s going on?” You asked as security let the two of you in the stadium. You guys were rushing passed workers and worried management. You were confused from their concerned faces and looks. 

“Calums having a panic attack, and nothing is calming him down!” Michael said as you felt yourself grow goosebumps. Calum is having a panic attack? A surge of worry and fear filled you as you began to run faster than Michael. “He’s in his dressing room!” Michael yells, knowing you were gonna make it quicker than him. You dashed over, passing by bodies as you made it to the dressing rooms. Once you saw Calums name on the door, you shoved the door open and was introduced to a series of painful screams. 

“Calum, it’s okay! Relax, mate, please!” Luke cooed, holding onto his hand as Ashton held the other. A few of the doctors that were part of the management were there, trying to calm him with a series of medications and images of ‘soothing things.’ But you felt your lips quiver when you heard Calums voice. 

“I can’t! I c-can’t!” Calum screamed, tears oozing from his eyes as he was lying down on the couch. “Breathe-! I can’t breathe!” You ran to the couch, instantly picking up Calums head and placing it on your lap. You began playing with his hair as he was shaking in fear and anxiety. 

“Hey, I’m here, baby, I’m here!” You cooed, kissing Calums forehead gently. “It’s all okay, Calum, I’m here and I’m not going anywhere!” Calum looked into your eyes with his, full of horror and distance. 

“Y/N! Y/N, is that you?” Calum asked, his voice immensely shaky and croaky. His tears still existed though his crying was calming down. “Y/N, please don’t–! Don’t ever go, please! Tour bus, never! Never again will I send you there!” 

“And I’ll never go there!” You say, beginning to cry at his sad face. “Even if you say so, I will be there at left wing. Always, Calum!” Calum instantly shot up from lying down and sat up straight. He immediately took you into his arms and sealed you there, rocking the both of you back and forth. You smiled, your head leaning on his chest with your arms loosely around his. 

“F-fuck, I love you, Y/N!” Calum said through his crying. “I c-can’t lose you, and I never will even dare let you through my fingers!” You felt his heart beat slow down to a normal pace as he held you tighter. 

“I love you, too, Calum,” you whispered, planting a small kiss on his chest before closing your eyes. “You won’t lose me, I won’t let that happen, either.” And that did the trick. Before the boys and the management knew it, Calum rested his head on yours, with his rocking gradually stopping. He joined you in closing his eyes, but then ended up falling sleep. You smiled at the sound of a now calm and snoring Calum Hood. 

“I can’t lose you, Y/N,” Calum whispered in his sleep, his hold on you still strong and passionate. “Without you, I wouldn’t be breathing right now…”

blEsssssssss. calum imagines are back in business (?) anyways, hope you enjoyed this, anon, and the rest of my beautiful readers! bless you all for being so nice and sweet and actually liking my writing. im rather insecure about it, so im glad you guys actually like it! send in requests to help me improve, though ^~^” i love requests anyways, to make you guys happy and to help me learn to be a better writer. so please, requests all the way!

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anonymous asked:

Vongolas so has become too attached to their box animal and vice versa now both of them are ignoring him

Tsuna:

“You told me your lion was small,” you told Tsuna accusingly as you petted the huge lion’s mane. Natsu nuzzled into your stomach, his paw pulling you closer. You knew Natsu was basically Tsuna’s flames and he always made you feel safe when Tsuna wasn’t around.

“Tch. Natsu is tiny. He just loves to puff up and take a huger form around you. He just likes showing off how strong he is to you,” Tsuna said, giving the both of you an annoyed look. 

Natsu looked like he was about to roar at Tsuna for the insult but one gentle touch from you calmed him down. It almost embarrassed Tsuna how easily his flames were subdued by you.

“You’re just jealous that he likes me better and I like him better than we like you,” you laughed, earning a lick from the lion and a glare from your lover.

Gokudera:

“I can’t fucking touch you without that shitty cat trying peel off my face,” Gokudera snarled and tried to grab Uri off your lap.

He really shouldn’t have introduced the two of you to eachother. The cat represented him in his wildest self and he should’ve known that she wouldn’t be able to stand being away from you. 

“Come on, Hayato,” you chided your boyfriend, “she’s so cute. I can never get bored off her.”

“How does that make any sense?” Gokudera snapped. “Why the hell would you spend more time with the cat than me?”

“Because she’s always sweet to me, unlike someone I know,” you said, giving him a fake wary look. But he was wearing his glasses and you wanted to see him naked. “Scratch and ruin his suit, Uri.”

You didn’t need to say it again.

Yamamoto:

“Go, boy!” Yamamoto threw the ball and watched as Jiro ran for it. 

Yamamoto sighed when he saw his dog run towards you with the ball for the umpteenth time. You laughed and patted his head. Of course his dog would rather play catch with the love of his life than him.

“Jiro,” you rubbed his fur, “I’ll play with you but I need to finish this paperwork. Takeshi wants to play with you. I’ll play with you this afternoon.”

“I’m taking you out for dinner this afternoon,” Yamamoto frowned. 

“Well, can’t we do it some other time?” you did a little whine and Jiro joined you, “I want to play with Jiro.”

“My (Name) should spend more time with me and my dog should play more catch with me,” Yamamoto pouted and you resisted the urge to laugh.

Hibari:

Roll moved over to any place Hibari tried to touch you. The cute little animal would return your lover’s glare and dare him to touch you.

“He clearly has your possessive streak,” you commented with amusement, earning a glare from your boyfriend.

“Tell Roll to move,” Hibari finally said, “It’s been a week since we..”

You immediately blushed, “What do you mean? Why would Roll listen to me?”

“The little animal is made of my flames,” Hibari said like it explained everything.

“Roll, sweetie, can you give us some alone time?” you asked the Cloud box animal and it gave you small lick before moving away with small steps, “Well, only if my boyfriend listened to me that much-”

You yelped as Hibari pulled you onto his lap and started biting you to death.

Mukuro:

Mukuro always saw the both of you snuggling together and he felt that he was being replaced by the both of you.

“Kufufufu,” Mukuro tried to wrap an arm around your shoulders but Mukurowl bit it away with his beak, “Come on, let’s cuddle together.”

“Nooo,” you said, “your owl  is warmer and it’s so cold. Your skin is like ice. Go away, shoo!” You tried to push him away. Mukurowl seemed to nod in agreement and tried to flap Mukuro away with his wings.

Mukuro gave you two a betrayed look.

Suddenly it became too hot and the bird and you jumped away from each other. 

“MUKURO!” you yelled at your boyfriend for using his illusions to make the room unbearably hot. “You’re sleeping on the couch tonight!”

Mukuro stopped laughing.

Ryohei:

“Let’s do boxing to the extreme!” Ryohei said but stopped in his tracks when he saw you and his boxing animal lazing around in front of the TV, eating popcorn.

The both of you turned around to look at Ryohei for a second before going back to watching Finding Nemo.

“This is the sixth time you’ve said no to boxing, Kanguryuu,” Ryohei said worriedly, “(Name) is making you lose your extremeness.”

“Oh, really?” You glared at your boyfriend and crossed your arms, “Wanna do something extreme? Watch this movie without crying to the extreme.”

“Challenge accepted to the extreme!” Ryohei quickly jumped to your side, staring at the screen intensely, forgetting all about his exercise suddenly. You liked it when he was calmer and you were pretty sure he was waiting for the moment you would invite him to join you two.

Summer Vibes!- Bora (SISTAR Series)

Hyorin’s Ver. - Soyou’s Ver. - Dasom’s Ver.

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Summers with Bora would consist of:

  • Beach Volleyball Games
  • Snapchat Filters
  • Walking the dogs to the park
  • Aesthtic Photos @ Ice Cream Shops
  • Jean Jackets and Shorts
  • Her daring you to dye your hair purple
  • Shopping with Tiffany
  • Forgetting about the heat and wearing black anyway
  • Midnight Pizza and Kdramas Netflix (because why tf not)

Originally posted by seomyi

  • Jogging at Six in the Morning
  • Being a photographer for her and the girls 
  • Amusement Park Trips
  • Cotton Candy and Strawberry Lemonade
  • More Aesthetic Shots
  • Painting Something Purple
  • Taking her away when she gets too competitive at beach volleyball
  • Popsicles make everything better

Originally posted by meiqie


  • Intense jump rope competitions with Hyorin
  • Healing her wounds from falling on the side walk
  • Art Museum Trips
  • Which include aesthetic shots
  • Late night trips through Seoul
  • Visiting shops, eating street food, seeing movies…
  • Buying sparklers on a whim 
  • Basically, you don’t need to go on an elaborate vacation or cross country road trip to have fun… summers with Bora would be unforgettable just with the simple things.

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed this new series :-) I’m doing Hyorin next!!!

-Marie 💗

[Masterlist]

bornpariah  asked:

♡ DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

party banter meme |  ♡ — my muse and yours | accepting

Blackwall: Aren’t you cold, Dorian?
Dorian: Why would I be?
Blackwall: Half your tit’s hanging out and you’re wearing nothing but silky stuff while there’s snow on the ground.
Dorian: Notice what I’m wearing, did you? Take a bath and give yourself a trim and I might be able to recommend nice tailor who can fit you into their schedule.
Blackwall: What makes you think I’d want your tailor?
Dorian: Oh no, not my tailor. He doesn’t work in dog fur and hay.

Fereldans Like Dogs

More drunk!Trevelyan, because she’s honestly my favourite. I haven’t edited this as much as I would like, but I’m just so happy to have finished something that I had to share anyway. I’ll probably hate it in the morning.

Greta Trevelyan x Cullen Rutherford (Fluff)

“We should get a puppy!” Greta bounced heavily onto the bed, crawling up towards him until her beaming face peaked over the top of the book in his hand. Glancing up from the page to take in her big excited eyes and flushed face, a smile crept over Cullen’s face. If her general excitable mood and vaguely dishevelled appearance didn’t tip him off that she’d spent the night in the Herald’s Rest, then the smell of ale that filled his senses as she got closer certainly did.

“A puppy?” He raised an eyebrow at her suggestion, and her grin widened, eyes sparkling with emotion.

“Yesss! If we’re going to make Skyhold into a home, we should get a pet. I’ve never had a pet before. And you’re… you know, all Fereldan.” Apparently unhappy to be sharing his attention with a book, she plucked the tome from his hands with a pout, and tossed it across the bed and out of his reach. A triumphant grin returned to her face as he wrapped his now-free hands around her waist, tugging her closer.

“If you want to get a puppy, then why is my being Fereldan important?”

“Fereldans like dogs!” Greta declared, settling herself comfortably in her lover’s lap, and adding a murmured “you’re snugglier with the fur thing” as she rested her head against his shoulder.

Cullen chuckled at that, pulling the blanket from the bed around the two of them and readjusting his position as he felt Greta trailing sloppy kisses along his throat, her arms wrapped tight around his body. “Why do I get the feeling I would be the one looking after it, Love?”

“At least, mmm… At least you would have some company while I’m away doing Inquisitor things.” She hummed quietly between kisses. “I worry about you while I’m gone, you know. I don’t like leaving my Cully all alone.”

Cullen brushed his lips against her head, unsure how to respond to her admission. Maker, the last thing he wanted was for her to worry about him. She had enough troubles and concerns of her own without burdening her with his. Feeling her eyes fixed on him now, he realised he’d been silent for long enough that she’d picked up that something was wrong in amongst her tipsy ramblings. He needed to say something, anything, before he worried her into sobering up and she spent the night fussing over him. “…I think I would struggle to get a dog up and down the ladder to my loft.”

Greta frowned deeply, before finding his lips with an enthusiastic-but-clumsy kiss that he was more than happy to return. “Why would you want to put it in your loft?” She queried seriously as she settled back into his embrace, a sudden wave of sleepiness coming over her now that her excitable buzz had begun to wear off. “There’s plenty of room for both of us and a dog in my room.”

Cullen froze momentarily, processing what she had said. “You… want me to move into your room?”

“We would make it into our room.” She assured, nuzzling into the crook of his neck with a contented smile. “I don’t want anything that I can’t share with you.”

bri617aroundtheworld  asked:

How about: Olicity meet at a speed dating event that neither wants to be at but where forced to go to by friends/family. Either S5 or alternate first meeting? :-)

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST DID.

Alternate first meeting, obviously.

First, sorry about the delay.  I had @ohmyemilybett (the patron saint of betas) read it, and we’re in vastly different time zones.  Which means when I got the response at 3AM, I was already asleep.  My bad.

If Pokemon!Olicity was fluff, this is like cotton candy sprinkled with sugar that you eat while lounging on a huge, fluffy pillow.  It’s also super long.  Read at your own risk.

The opportunity arose to do something I’ve wanted to write for ages.  @ohmyemilybett​ gave me the idea first, but her variant is nine million times better than this.  At the moment, all you have is me.  In case this isn’t your jam, though, this is the one universe you’ll ever find it in.

Also, I have literally no clue about speed dating.  I live in the middle of Banjo Music, USA and occasionally I’ll see something on a TV show and be like, “Oh, yeah, that’s a thing.”  So if I’m off the mark, whoops.

When I moved this into Drive, it was nine pages long.  So the cut is going to come pretty early because who wants to scroll through nine pages of fic on their dash.

Tagging the Masque Fic Squad at the end.  If you want in or out, let me know.


“Hi, I’m Oliver.”

“I know who you are.  Your face has been on tabloids for ages–I haven’t been living under a rock.  No offense, but this isn’t your scene, is it?”

“I had no choice in the matter.”

“Hey, me, too.  Oh, yeah–I’m Felicity.”

“Nice to meet you, Felicity.”

“Oh, a handshake.  That’s… different.”

“Apparently I’m out of practice.”

“No, I like it.  It establishes us as equals.  It’s definitely the nicest greeting I’ve gotten tonight.  One guy tried to hug me.  I mean, I’m a hugger, but I like to actually know someone for more than thirty seconds first.”

“…Have a seat.”

“Wow, pulling the chair out for me?  That’s a nice touch.  They say chivalry is dead.”

“Despite common belief, my mother did raise me to have proper etiquette.”

“…Thanks.”

“Everyone has five minutes!  …Begin!”

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What to Write to a Pen Pal

If you’re new to letter writing and you’re stuck writing your first letter or if you’ve run out of things to talk about, here are a number of things you can write about. 

You can send people lists of things like:

  • States and countries you’ve been to
  • People you’d invite to a celebrity dinner
  • Your family members, and something they each like and dislike
  • What you’d put in a time capsule
  • Parts of society that you’d like to change
  • Things you’re really good at
  • Everything you’ve eaten in the past twenty-four hours
  • Things that you do every day
  • Your favorite TV shows, movies, bands, or books
  • The things you’ve dressed up as for past Halloweens
  • Unusual facts about you
  • Things that make you happy
  • Your duties at work
  • What you’re currently seeing, smelling, hearing, tasting, and feeling
  • What you collect
  • Goals lists for this month or year
  • Times you’ve performed for other people
  • Awards you’ve won
  • Nicknames you’ve had (and how you got them)
  • Sports you’ve played and/or hobbies you’ve had

Or give them facts about your preferences and ask them about theirs. These are things like:

  • Your favorite color
  • Your favorite cuisine
  • Your favorite beverages
  • Your favorite season
  • Your favorite word
  • Your favorite number
  • Your favorite holiday
  • Your favorite quote
  • Your favorite blog
  • Your favorite superhero
  • Your favorite Disney movie
  • The type of letters/mail you like to receive
  • The most adventurous thing you ever did
  • Your preferences: hot vs. cold, cats vs. dogs, ketchup vs. mustard, etc.

And then there’s the little things that make you, well, YOU! Such as:

  • Whether you believe in god, ghosts, aliens, and/or magic
  • Your main mode of transportation
  • How tall you are
  • When your birthday is
  • The last movie you saw in theaters (and how it was)
  • How you would describe your fashion style
  • What shoes you wear the most of
  • Any fears you have
  • What you were like in high school
  • Weird/awkward dates you’ve been on
  • Something illegal you’ve done
  • Why you like mail and how you got into it
  • The silliest thing you did in the past week
  • What you would wish for right now
  • Something funny or cute your pet did 

xx Keep writing and sending mail. 

Dude… I can’t believe that I used to have genuine thoughts of killing myself for 8 years straight. 8 damn years of contemplating ending my life. Attempted and hospitalized 2 times. Many many suicide notes. Man… Life was tough, I’ll be the first to admit it. But never mind about that stuff. Life does get better. When you experience your lowest, it’s easy in the future to have the littlest thing make your day. It’s awesome! It’s like wearing weights for a long time and when you take them off, you appreciate the lightness of yourself and you just fucking run as fast as you can and enjoy life. That’s why every day I take my dog out and when we run, I would just feel so alive. I feel so alive lately. I am thankful. Truly thankful for this life I have been blessed with and thankful for everyone and everything that I have. It didn’t come easy, but it did come out of the blue…

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OUT-OF-CONTEXT THINGS MY FRIENDS SAY

  • “Well, there is one thing I like about prison…”
  • “My name is thug.”
  • “All these old ladies started yelling at me about how we had to get lettuce.”
  • “McDonald’s tried to assassinate me.”
  • “’Cause physics is hard.”
  • “”They said I couldn’t wear sweatpants to a wedding.”
  • “Eat my fucking dollar, bitch.”
  • “White girl mocha frappuccino with two shots of caramel! BLACK GIRL BOOTY POWERS ACTIVATE!”
  • “You’ve been with me through the chubs, the whore, the gossip girl, and the girlfriend.”
  • “Oh, and your butt is hot.”
  • “I bet she does the nasty… nastily.”
  • “So… if you’re from Boston, where’s your accent?”
  • “CACAWWWWW!”
  • “Go away you uncultured swine.”
  • “I called him an odious doorknob and he looked at me like I’d just sprouted antlers.”
  • “I DON’T KNOW BUT THERE WERE THESE CHICKS PAINTED GOLD THAT WERE HUMPING THIS CAR AND IT WAS REALLY WEIRD.”
  • “It was an accident but I went to a gala with James Bond.”
  • “There were exams and stuff we’re supposed to learn in life but no one really cares about.”
  • “All royalty was created equal”
  • “Respect the hair-flip-sexy-lean-wink.”
  • “So this bitch is in major need of murdering-”
  • “POSSIBLY ATTRACTIVE PERSON OF INTEREST WHO MAY OR MAY NOT CAUSE ME TO RELEASE OXYTOSIN WHEN THEY’RE NEAR ME ALERT.”
  • “I slash my vagina committed murder and I need help with cleanup.”
  • “Sneaky fucking liar.”
  • “WAIT, THE PEETA MELLARK LEMON HAIR RAINBOW WORLD DREAM?”
  • “I am not okay with watching fish rape.”
  • “We watched it poop for two hours.”
  • “First I ate her Girl Scout cookies and then she baptized me.”
  • “Your dog punched me in the face and I still love her more than you.”
  • “You’ve got more trust issues than Teddy Roosevelt.”
  • “MAKE ANOTHER HISTORY JOKE AND WE’RE FIGHTING!”
  • “She has a paper plate face.”
  • “I’m small, sexy, and prepared to castrate you.”
  • “Why do they call them washboard abs, anyway? Because if I was close enough to them to wash clothes on them, I certainly would not be doing laundry. Might need to do some afterwards, though.”
  • “OH MY GOD HE’S WEARING PLAID!”

Revenge of the Super-Duper-Mart!

I’m intrigued by the eyes. It’s too dark to see why they’re glowing; maybe he’s wearing some sort of night sight goggles - which leads me to remark that I really hope they find a good balance for darkness. Y’know, not so dark that you think your screen’s busted, but not so bright that you can count the lice on your dog. Something that makes night sight useful.

Either that or biotech.

He’s also either wearing a brace or some sort of “unarmed” weapon, both of which would be cool. (For a place as purportedly dangerous as the wasteland or the Mojave, there’s a suspicious lack of unhealthy people. Maybe someone’s really thirst but that’s mostly it. Ditto for Skyrim and hell, even the Witcher; you’d think Velen would be full of amputees.)

I do wonder if these aren’t ghouls, though.