Lancelot: How long have you been in love with Merlin?
Arthur: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get - why would - I’ve never been in love with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your - you have - the nerve, the audacity!
Arthur: Merlin is my manservant, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how… h-how do I know, frankly, that you’re not in love with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off. Hmm! Check and mate. This is an outrage! Who do I call?