why would anyone do this to you

Lancelot: How long have you been in love with Merlin?

Arthur: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get - why would - I’ve never been in love with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your - you have - the nerve, the audacity!

Arthur: Merlin is my manservant, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how… h-how do I know, frankly, that you’re not in love with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off. Hmm! Check and mate. This is an outrage! Who do I call?

  • Tony: how long have you been sleeping with wade?
  • Peter: what?
  • Peter: I don't even get...why would...I...
  • Peter: I've never had sex with anyone anywhere.
  • Peter: It's none of your...
  • Peter: you have the nerve, the audacity...
  • Peter: and how...how do i know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. maybe you're trying to throw me off.

That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Ben is my boss, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.

anonymous asked:

OK NO OFFENCE BUT WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT YOUR COMIC TO END????? I mean yeah, no pressure, we just consume this glorious contribution to humanity for free, so don't ever feel forced by any means. BUT YOUR FANATASY AU IS THE SHIT DUDE! I MEAN... DRAGONS!!! TRANS BAKU!!!! DRAGON-SOMETHING-OR-OTHER KIRI!!! MY ONLY CONCERN IS IM NOT EVEN SURE IT CAN GET BETTER! ITS SO GOOD!

:’’) aww thanks man, i’m definitely enjoying putting it together! i’ve just been worrying that it’s… idk i worry ppl do not find it interesting, BUT!! i’m glad you do <3

anonymous asked:

6. Why does mentioning Camren cause such an adverse reaction with family and friends of the girls? Why would a 'friendship' effect anyone this much? 7. Why has Camila never denied Camren romantically? Why does Lauren ONLY react so passionately to this ship? 8. Why would DNA act awkwardly whenever Camren is mentioned? Why do their looks say otherwise in interviews? 9. Why do they look at each other as if they are in love, (and at times) with such seductive passion? 10. Why do i ship Camren? 😂

Camila?! Lauren?! I have questions for you!!😂☝

Being Daniel’s Sibling Would Include:

- both of you having that adorable smile

- both of you being able to play multiple instruments

- both of you having those round sunglasses

- “morning sunshine”

- “leave me alone Danielle”

- both of you loving watermelons

- like seriously, watermelon day means everything

- both of you looking younger than you actually are

- “you’re not dating anyone until you graduate college and have a stable job”

- Meeting the rest of Why Don’t We while they were on the Something Different tour

- “no one talks to her, touches her, heck no one even looks at her”

- “shut up Daniel, do you want me to die alone?”

- being adorable siblings together

anonymous asked:

spotjackcrutchie for the prompt thing?

One of the best things I’ve ever written in my life, I’m pretty sure.

“Spot, babe. It’s 3 in the goddamn mornin’, an’ as much as I love ya, why the fuck are ya callin’ us. At 3 in the mornin’.”

“Jacky, I jus’ wanted ta see if you or Crutchie wanted some McDonald’s. I’m headin’ out, do ya want anythin’?”

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anonymous asked:

Let me tell you guys a story of a sans once bad he killed the human gain the power to reset wanted to erase himself from his own universe/timeline but a bad sans came and destory his chance he hurt alot of sans with good endings but a good sans named color!sans helped him from being bad to good the sans that was bad was named killer!sans but people can be saved even if they done alot of bad things they can be a better person if they tried :3 then killer!sans became good and became friend w color


“why are there so many me’s?”


“well … they said this sans was nice in the end?”


[Papyrus hugs Sans. Sans hugs back, but finds himself wondering whether that is really true.]

anonymous asked:

You said there was no cheating in ofns. Why do you keep writing them cheating?

O’ ye of little faith! Who says anyone is cheating on anyone. You only get her perspective on everything. Danneel and Jensen are engaged - they talk. And keep writing them cheating? Jensen is obviously cool with Dani and Y/N so how in the world would that be cheating? 

Old Flames, New Sparks

Being In a Relationship With Bran Stark would include…

  • Cute nicknames like “love” and “Darling”
  • Cuddling ALL DAY LONG
  • “Darling, just 5 more minutes, you know how much I love holding you”
  • Of course, you go along with it, how could you say no?
  • At first, the relationship was a bit awkward, cause you know, it’s Bran
  • But then you guys start to get more affectionate and loving
  • You are everyone’s OTP
  • Sansa made bets to see how long it would take for him to ask you out
  • Him holding your hand 24/7 
  • You helping him through his visions and comforting him when he see’s the Night King
  • “Y/N, why doesn’t anyone believe me?” “I do love, I do”
  • Jon comforting you when you guys fight
  • “I’m just afraid that one of these visions will kill him, some of them just scare him so badly, I don't know what to do to help”
  • Bran holding you in the morning as he wakes and at night as he falls asleep.
  • He can’t sleep if you’re not with him.
  • Summer being super protective of you and follows you whenever you aren’t with Bran
  • The rest of the Starks love you like you are their own.
  • Catelyn adoring you
  • You were scared at first that she would hate you
  • Bran teaching you archery (He doesn’t know that much)
  • Giving each other unconditional love and support

anonymous asked:

Do you hate anyone?

What?! No? Why would you ask me something like that? I preach love and respect to everyone.

E v e r y o n e

Now, I may not agree with everyone, but they’re still human beings. They still deserve respect. They still deserve my acknowledgement that they are humans.  They still have basic rights.


I got this from @capaleran2 they didn’t tag me but they did say anyone could do it, so I wanted to give a shot 😅

1. If you could go to any country for a free vacation, where would you go?

I’m gonna have to say one of the European countries, to be honest. I have this picture in my mind of these adorable little villages and beautiful, green countrysides. And there’s so much history there! I don’t know why but I’m an absolute freak for the WW2 era so I think I just wanna be able to see those places for myself, ya know?

2. What’s your favorite go-to snack?

Peanut butter is my freaking drug, man.

3. Do you like when it rains?

When I’m at home and can curl up with a warm blanket and good book, then absolutely!

4. Do you need a fan or some other source of noise to help you sleep?

I need absolute SILENCE when I sleep. And the room has to be cold and quiet.

5. What is your favorite thing about school?

WAS* ya know, I think my last field trip to DC is the only fond memory of school I really have. I graduated a Junior, so I did my best to TRY and make some good memories my final year but the Washington DC trip is the only thing I hold dear to my heart.

6. What is a helpful piece of advice you would give to yourself at 15?

Stop. Breathe. You’ll be okay.

7. Are there any fictional characters you’d love to befriend?

Oh geez… Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo Baggins, Aragorn, Bofur, Gajeel, Levy, Maka, Sonic, Max from the Maximum Ride books, Sebastian from Black Butler… the list goes on and on and on and on…

8. Do you have “city water” or “well water”?

To drink? Or just…? I have city water but it might as well be well water.

9. What was the last movie you watched?

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

10. Do you own a game console system?

No, but I REALLY REALLY want one. I’m almost 20. Is that okay?

11. Not a question but compliment yourself and someone else (tag them if you want) :)

I supposed I have pretty eyes and I have a really sturdy body, so yeah… I have soooooo many people I wanna tag…

@thelittlegrim you are an amazing friend. You listened to me freak out and (hopefully) didn’t hate me for it lol.

@spikerr y u rite so gud???? It’s ridiculous, ugh!

@smartcookie727 you, my dear, are another amazing writer and i just… can I have your talent?? Just for a week?


Pairing: Lucifer x sister!reader
Word count: 572

Part 2 of Lucifer’s Baby Sister

Your first night with him made him glad he didn’t need to sleep. You woke up every few hours, needing to either eat, or to be changed. The first time he changed your diaper, he couldn’t help the faces he made, which made you giggle. “What an odd creature you are…” He mused to himself as he put a clean diaper on you.

He was still racking his brain at five am as he patted your back and paced the living room as to why he was doing this. Why on Earth had he gone out and blew a good chunk of his savings on you? His living room looked like a baby store went off, and there was now a crib in his room. Lucifer caring for a baby wasn’t something anyone would expect.

Looking over at the clock later that morning as you slept in your swing, he realized that he had no one to watch you while he was at work. Cursing to himself, he got up and called out. He lied and said that a relative had died, leaving you to care for their daughter. He was looking for child care while he was at work, and trying to figure this whole ‘baby’ thing out. They were understanding, and told him to take his time. He guessed playing Nick had it’s perks.

As time went by, he got into the swing of things. He found a daycare near his work that had a space open. On his way in, he would drop you off, and every day he’d pick you up on his way home. Nights got easier, but the diaper changes still sucked.

The first time you rolled over had taken him by surprise. He stared at you as you got fussy because you couldn’t roll back over just yet. So, he put you back on your back, just for you to roll back over. He chuckled softly to himself.

The first time you sat up and stayed up, he grinned. A grin that actually reached his eyes. You’d gotten under his skin, as much as he hated to admit it. You’d been with him three and a half months at this point, and he had no word from God. He didn’t expect to, either.

What really made him proud was the first time you crawled. He was in the kitchen putting your bottle in the sink, and you came crawling in. Lucifer did a double take, looking down at you. “So, looks like you’re about to get fun, huh?” He laughed, crouching down and scooping you up. “Come on, let’s go get all that baby proofing stuff.” He’d been putting it off, despite signs that you’d be crawling soon.  

You took your first steps at 8 months, just a few days after he’d moved the two of you into a two bedroom house. He had the baby gate across your bedroom door as you played with some stuffed animals, and he put your crib back together. Until he knew what you were capable of, he tried to limit using his powers around you. His luck, you’d mimic him and something would explode, or you’d snap to another country. He wasn’t risking that.

As you wobbled on your little feet, you babbled at him. “That’s my girl.” He said proudly. Putting down his tools, he sat on the ground and opened his arms for you.

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A Most Important Scene From Voltron Season 3

So… there’s something about this entire scene that’s had me pondering it all morning. Now, despite my writing tendencies or even which characters I would like to see together, most people who know me understand that while I write and post certain things, how I actually view the canon is separate. Like, I don’t watch Voltron for shipping and what characters do and don’t end up together is not why I’m into it. I’m very realistic about potential ships and do my best not to let shipping goggles cloud my judgement. After all, I may like to create, but I also analyze. And anyone worth their socks in literary/media analysis knows that it’s about looking at what you’re given and not what you want to see (what we want to see gets into headcanon/prediction territory, which can be backed by analysis, but they aren’t the same thing). In other words, me fangirling about a ship and me looking critically at a piece of media are two very separate things. 

Therefore, this scene has left me in rather a… curious sort of hesitance? Because I find it hard to believe that I’m coming to the conclusions that I am? 

First and foremost, I’m glad that Lance and Keith are working together better and trusting one another enough to go to the other about their problems. I don’t care who you ship with who, it’s good character development for them when we look back at where they started and does nothing but help the team. Keith admitted his faults to Lance when he pushed the team too hard and Lance went to Keith when he was insecure. These are not small steps for these boys and I’m glad they’re finally becoming better friends. And that’s honestly all I thought I was going to take away from this season, if I even got that far. 

Until I saw this part of this scene specifically (I’ma use this screenshot a lot, lol) -

 - First of all, I want to look at how these frames with Keith are laid out. Keith is in the center of the frame the whole time, his posture is open, his expression is friendly, his smile is sincere. He is lacking in weapons or anything typically considered threatening. But what is probably most important is that we’re not just seeing Keith from Lance’s point of view, we’re seeing him through Lance’s eyes.  

There is a difference. For example, in these scenes - 

- we’re seeing Allura from Lance’s POV, but not through his own eyes. This is a very common type of shot when two people are having a conversation or even when multiple people are in the room. It’s like getting a third person description of what’s happening with weight on a certain character’s perspective. Sometimes it’s not even that far and it’s just convenient to look over this character’s shoulder. Versus when we get a more first person perspective when we see a character through another character’s eyes.  

We also get shots like this in this same scene - 

- This shot comes in concurrence with the one previously and can still be considered as coming from Lance’s perspective. So what’s the difference between this shot and the one of Keith? This shot is up close–it’s focused on Allura’s expression and what she’s saying. She’s also not completely centered, but balanced in the frame for the viewer, not Lance’s perspective. Lance is listening to her, not admiring her in any way, shape, or form. In fact, despite Lance’s general attempts at constantly flirting with Allura, he is not looking at her at all in this scene as a potential romantic interest. This entire scene is focused on what they’re saying and what that means. Not any kind of attraction between them. 

Which is what struck me as so odd about the way we see Keith through Lance’s eyes in episode 6. When a character is being admired by another character, getting a shot through their eyes of their subject from the waist up, or thighs up, or knees up, etc, is a very common way of displaying that admiration in a visual sense. It’s already clear from this scene that Lance views Keith as the new leader - 

- So even if Lance takes issue with some of the things Keith does, he–at the very least–begrudgingly accepts Keith’s position and is doing everything in his power to support him (as most of season 3 is evidence of). Which is why these frames - 

- took me so far aback. Honestly, I was much more expecting this kind of scene to be displayed from Lance’s eyes when his and Allura’s development took place. I even went back during their critical conversation to look for it. But there isn’t anything similar. Lance clearly respects Allura, but he didn’t “waver” in looking at her so as to imply a different kind of admiration. 

Another character that gets this treatment a lot? Shiro. Shiro is their leader. Shiro is their security. Shiro is oftentimes framed in this manner when the other paladins are listening to him. But usually it’s a group shot, and even if there are scenes with him and one other (maybe with Keith? I’m not going back to watch the whole series), his body language and expression are not so soft. There could probably be some shots of Shiro looking less severe when he speaks to Keith, but I never remember being this struck by a scene with Shiro that didn’t feel like anything more that admiration because he’s their leader and/or idol and/or older brother figure (this goes for Pidge as much as Keith). Just as I’ve never seen anything to blatantly support Klance before. Like, I’m not playing favorites here.  

The point I’m trying to make is that, in seeing Keith through Lance’s eyes in this scene, we’re gleaning a LOT about how Lance views Keith. Not only is he listening to Keith, but we’re seeing Keith as more than just a face with words. It would have been easy to frame this scene like this -  

- I mean, even this is still… But the point is, there were a lot of ways to frame this that didn’t have Lance giving Keith that “admiring” look that is oftentimes used in movies and animation. At this point, Keith is the center of Lance’s entire focus. The rest of the room is bare, Keith is what stands out most. But it’s not just his words or what he’s saying, it’s his entire person. It’s his body, his words, his posture, where he’s standing in the room. 

And then we get to his expression. This is so important. They could have given Keith more attitude, they could have had him lean back on one leg and cross his arms. They could have done LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE to suggest that Lance was merely admiring Keith as a leader and friend, but they didn’t. They kept his posture open. They kept him still and centered in the frame. And they gave him the softest mother fucking smile that Keith has probably displayed in the entire goddamn show. And I don’t mean to say that he hasn’t given those small, soft smiles, because he has, but this one has teeth and is still soft. EVERYTHING about this frame is soft. 

And this is HOW LANCE is seeing Keith. We have the distance from where Lance is standing in the doorway to Keith to support this, as well as how he looks following, which implies that we were seeing Keith through him - 

- He’s looking over his shoulder, continuing the line of sight we the viewers were just privy to. And he reflects the same softness he has just seen in Keith. 

For fucks sake, all we need is an edit of that frame of Keith with a soft white background and some sparkles and we’re all fucking set! This frame - 

- was coded to be romantic. This is Lance not only admiring Keith, but seeing him in a “different” light. I mean, look at Keith’s hair for crying- UGH! Just add some wind and a few flower petals and- just- HOLY FUCK, LANCE! OGLE HIM SOME MORE WHY DON’T YOU! I don’t know if Keith is really this beautiful or not BUT YOU’RE DOING A GOOD JOB OF MAKING IT SEEM LIKE HE’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LANCE!

Seriously, this is probably one of the most sincerely romantic frames we’ve gotten in the entire series. It’s also quite bittersweet. And, like, even if Lance isn’t aware that he’s looking at Keith like this, we are! We’re literally watching Lance form feelings for Keith through his own goddamn eyes. Ugh, gag me. 

I am disgusted. 

Originally posted by my-harry-potter-generation