why why why why do i have to ship them

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"This isn't going to end well, Tony..."

August looking at Emma like she’s the rising sun.


Pimp Post: The Perks Of Shipping MidoKise

No, I don’t ship them”, I whispered as I make a MidoKise pimp post. I swear this ship just crept up on me and, before you know it, you’ll be shipping them too.

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Why are Tumblers all afraid to talk to each other? Like, don’t be intimidated by that nerd you nerd. “They’re just as afraid of you as you are them”. You’re interested in the same things, you have everything to talk about. If you were waiting for a sign, this is your sign. Go make your move.


favourite real-life ships 1/? (in no particular order) 

» Finn Jones & Gethin Anthony «

Me and Gethin get on really well, very, very, very good friends and I really respect him as well. He’s fantastic, we had great fun doing it. (…) One point in the scene we were really getting into it, and I just turned around to him and I went ‘Gethin in the next take,’ dead seriously, ‘really grab my dick this time, really go for it.’ And then just out of the corner of my eye, I saw the camera guys going…” he pulls a concerned face. “I realised ‘oh shit, maybe we’re going for it a bit too much.

I respond to Troyler faster than my own name. 


it was instant. it was immediate.

The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all around obnoxious asshole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful, and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. So if I didn’t understand I was asked to be best man it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend. Certainly not the best friend of the bravest, and kindest, and the wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing. John, I am a ridiculous man, redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship.
On the Topic of Dominance

So, let’s talk about sexual relationships in the world of shipping. More specifically, our two favorite youtubers – [ultimate sassy fuck] Dan Howell and [internationally renowned cutie pie] Phil Lester. Recently, thatsmistertoyou came to me with an extremely important question: why is everyone so obsessed with Phil being the dominant one? As everyone knows, there is almost no other ship out there where the power dynamic is so heavily one-sided, and most Phan shippers I know will go to their graves claiming that dom!Phil is where it’s at. ‘But why?’ you might ask. Allow me to explain some shit to you all. Get comfy.

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Rachel & Connor | 2.11

"It’s you."

This is really rough but some of the expressions looked too cute and I didn’t want to risk messing them up in a more finished version.

(I can’t possibly be the first person to think of this.)

issue of the week: people not recognizing that their pedophilic and incestuous ships are problematic.

Jesus fucking christ.. There is a ship war between johnlockers and sherlolly shippers again.. We will never learn, will we? Why can’t we just stay in our tag, enjoy the fictions instead of throwing shit storm at each other??