why what were you thinking

anonymous asked:

Gibbs reacting to you getting hurt? Are you still doin these because if not sorry bye

Yes, I am, so no need to be sorry and hello!

If you were hurt, Gibbs would:

- Be ready to murder whoever did it or whoever let it happen (i.e. Tony or McGee or whoever) because if they let it happen Gibbs would have their head on a silver platter.

- Take care of you and pretend like he wasn’t upset at all so that it didn’t stress you out that he was low key pissed

- He would be more angry than upset if you were okay. If you put yourself in danger, he would go off on you. “What the hell were you thinking?” or “Why would you do that?”

-He would wait on you hand and foot and never leave your side. If you were in the hospital, he would not leave your bed. When you woke up, he would make sure that he was the first thing you saw. Even if he was there all night and all day and never ate or showered, he wouldn’t look tired at all because he’s Gibbs and he can do that stuff.

-He would know that it was part of the job and the field you were in, but it would be different for you. Like, “Yeah, people get hurt, but there was no reason for (Y/N) to be injured.” and Tony would call him out, “Why is it different with (Y/N)?” Gibbs would be mad, “It just is, DiNozzo.”

Dear parents who wonder why their kids never talk to them...

Think about what you were saying when they used to talk to you. Think about your choice of words and tone. Think about why they tried to come to you and why they don’t anymore. When you shut them out, belittle them, and blame them for all of their problems, you will lose them. And that will be permanent.

The only call you are going to get from me is a couple months from now. I’ll be sitting on the floor in a bar bathroom at 2 am, drunk, and someone will have just got done butchering a Fall Out Boy song. In that second I’ll miss being in love with you but that will be it.
—  I’m sorry you hurt me so much

Let’s appreciate how almost all of You’s screen time in Episode 8 was devoted to her saying “Chika-chan…” and giving Chika worried looks.

  • James: [to Remus] 'Fleamont' is not a sexy name. 'Fleamont' is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax.
  • McGonagall: *overhears* And by that, I assume you mean...?
  • Remus: The stable and self-perpetuating end-stage in the evolution of a play at community. Why, what were you thinking, Professor?

ryden + polaroids

INTP Problem #1

Thinking about something in such an intense and complex way that a minute later you forget what you were thinking about and why you were thinking about it in the first place

  • Yang: Oh wow, this is getting steamy!
  • Weiss: I can't believe Blake reads this stuff.
  • Coco: Hey, I read it too! It's not a bad series once you get into the story.
  • Velvet: There's just a few badly written...sensual scenes.
  • Yang: You got that right! I mean, who uses katana as a euphemism for a di-
  • Pyrrha: Yang, can you turn the page? I want to see what happens next!
  • Nora: Getting ideas, dear Pyrrha?
  • Pyrrha: Wh-what! No! Not at all.
  • Coco: You sure? You're looking a little hot under the diadem there Pyrrha.
  • Yang: Do you want Weiss's help to 'cool off'?
  • Weiss: Just what are you insinuating, Yang?!
  • Yang: I meant you could conjure up some ice using your dust....Why? What idea were you getting Miss Schnee? Hmmmmm? Nothing naughty, eyyyy?
  • Velvet: I think you've all been reading this book for too long.
  • Blake: I agree.
  • *Yang, Weiss, Nora, Pyrrha, Coco, and Velvet scream*

anonymous asked:

Hello Emma. What is the best thing you ever done with Daddy Amari? :)

“Papa and I do lots of fun stuff together! I really like it when me and Papa and Frate go to the park and play together or when Papa gets to stay at home for a while and we can have tea parties together. Sometimes Papa also takes me out to eat things like ice cream! My favorite flavor is strawberry!

But, um, I think my favorite thing I did with Papa was go to the aquarium! There were lots of fish and it was really cool like I was underwater! There were no dolphins though. But Papa told me really cool things about all the fish! Did you know that flatfish ca-cama-camoufla… disguise themselves on the ocean floor?”


Matthew: I shit you not, Kathy, it was this big.
Kathrine(MC): There’s no way. Impossible! I’ve held dozens of those in my hands, and they’re never that size.
Matthew: Would I lie about something so critical?
Sam: I can’t stand it anymore—what are you two talking about?
Kathrine: Knives. We’re discussing knives.
Matthew: Well, daggers actually but doesn’t really matter, I guess.
Matthew: Why? What did you think we were talking about?
Damien: He thought you were talking about dirty things.
Sam: *Blushes* Shut up, Damien!

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There’s no timeskip this time, I just wanted to give Elizabeth and Alec a makeover because they still looked too young. Elizabeth is back to her natural haircolor (yes she’s blonde, although her hair is now lighter than it used to be here) and Alec doesn’t have long hair anymore. That’s strange. He doesn’t look like him anymore, but I guess I’ll get used to it.

Seriously though, what were you thinking my past self? Why did you give them this sudden makeover?

I'm Still in the Closet
  • Me: *texting my gf about eating her out*
  • My 9 year old cousin: *looks at my phone* Are you taking your friend to McDonalds?
  • Me: *stops* what why? What made you think that?
  • Him: Because you said you were gonna eat her out. But you mean eat out with her. So are you going to McDonalds?
  • Me: *laughing uncontrollably* Uh yeah sure..

People are saying Joji was nervous at sxsw but in reality that fool was trying to get more time. They cut him off and he was like “ay what’s next tho” he was having fun… he didn’t strike me as nervous, but idk