why we're not allowed to leave the house

The After-After Credits Scene
  • Me: I have the filthiest collection of rap.
  • Nicki: All Lil Jon, all the time
  • Me: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
  • Nicki: YES OMG. I wanted that to play over the end credits of The Avengers.
  • Me: HAHA! How amazing.
  • Me: I need an after-after credits scene inserted into the giant box set.
  • Nicki: Yes. God yes.
  • Me: And it's like everyone in some hospital room doing body shots off of Coulson's IV line.
  • Nicki: LMFAO
  • Me: And SHOTS is playing.
  • Nicki: YES
  • Me: Tony is, like, spraying a bottle of Cristal over everyone in the background.
  • Nicki: WHY ARE THEY NOT LETTING US WRITE THESE MOVIES?
  • Me: Same reason they don't let us write the comics.
  • Nicki: Oh yeah. We're terrible people.
Why I love my grandma
  • Me: *wakes up at a 11am* good morning mom, good morning grandma
  • Grandma: good morning! We're you asleep?
  • Me: yeah
  • Mom: yeah, she sleeps that late every day.
  • Grandma: leave her alone, Paola. She studies, she works, she helps around the house, and she has friends. She is allowed to sleep in.