why was that tag already there

richie: this date is boring

eddie: this isn’t a date. i said i was going to the store

richie: then why did you invite me?

eddie: i didn’t. i specifically said “don’t come with me” then you said “fuck you eddie i’ll do whatever i want!”

If my coworker (who got here at 11) doesn’t stop asking me (who got here at 8:30) if she can get off at 2:30 instead and for me to finish her shift to 4:00 I am going to kill myself

“I have a run an errand on the highway and it’s SO IMPORTANT” I got errands to run too but I made the effort to take an earlier shift for it. shut up

The one thing I hate about Instagram is how people tag their pics. The Aidan Gillen tag is flooded with Emilia Clarke. Like, why do that? It’s not going to get me to follow you, or like your shit. It’s just annoying and I have to wade through all of it. I don’t tag my Aidan pics with Kit Harrington’s name…unless he is actually in the picture. Just stop already, please.

Girls having fun~

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I imagine the family skate was….A Lot for Jack.

new strategy for dealing with straight girls who jokingly refer to each other as girlfriends: take it seriously and watch them struggle to explain how they ‘didn’t mean it that way’ and blunder their way through a justification of why it’s funny to them

youtube

BIG MOOD

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Pictures of Cheritz’s newest merch: body pillow covers featuring the Defender of Justice 707 and Mr. Trust Fund Kid, Jumin Han. 

Themes are above, and are ‘Seductive Butler 707′ and ‘Possessive Jumin in a suit’. 

Interesting that Cheritz created 707′s off the fan poll, but there’s no mention of that for Jumin…and ‘provocatively disheveled looks’, Cheritz, you’re killing me. 

Cute Names For Your Significant Other
  • significant annoyance
  • my buddy
  • special guy
  • mamacita
  • hunk muffin
  • peaches
  • sack of meat
  • happiness
  • plaguey plaguey plaguey
  • my doctor
  • five terrible syllables
  • paolo’s arms
  • the Beast™
  • indiana banana
  • crotchkicker
  • demon peach baby

anonymous asked:

So I know Steve is in those school detention videos, but do they ever try to get you to be in any of them too?

they tried. they did not succeed.

this occurred for two reasons. 1. steve made those videos while i was still with hydra, so i wasnt around then. and after i came back and they asked me to do them, i watched steves videos and saw how dumb he looked. so i passed. 

and 2. steve only did them in the first place because he got blackmailed. 

so back during the war, steve had a reputation among the howlies as being terrible with women. which he was. so every so often when we were on leave, one of us would get it into our heads to try and help stevie develop some sort of game, in hopes that we would have to listen to him pine for peggy carter less. 

he did a lot of pining. 

we were all hanging out at a bar near camp after a stressful operation, killing time before the next transport turned up. morita was running late because he was getting a stark update for his radio kit, but the rest of us were already a few drinks in and well on our way to heckling steve into doing something dumb. 

(we didnt have tv back then, so we had to get our entertainment somewhere. and let me tell you, steve is better than the kardashians in terms of just-cant-look-away decision making.)

so dumdum had convinced steve that he had the perfect line, and all steve would have to do was walk up to some dame and say it. steve obviously wasnt interested in anybody but pegs, but he admitted that a bit of practice just holding conversation with a lady would probably do him some good.  dumdum pointed out a lovely dame with long brown hair and a WASP uniform sitting up at the bar, whispered the line in steve’s ear (because he didnt trust the rest of us with his perfect line) and sent steve off. 

we watched as steve made his way over and sat down. he’d never looked more awkwardly enormous as he did wedged into the bar stool next to that tiny dame. he flagged down the bartender, ordered a couple drinks, and turned to deliver dumdum’s line.

except that right then, the bartender slid the drinks down the bar to him, and his arm caught them both as he turned. 

so he delivered the line and then promptly doused the dame in two pints of terrible beer. 

that’s when morita showed up. and just as the lady delivering a really lovely slap across that chiseled-as-rushmore jawline, jim morita says:

“what the hell is steve doing with my wife??”

because it turned out his wife was a civilian pilot who’d joined the Women’s Airforce Service Pilots, and happened to be the transport pilot we were waiting for. none of us even knew he was married. he and his wife both kept their rings on their tags under their uniforms. her name was jenny, and she thought the whole thing was pretty damn funny.

she and steve both refused to divluge what exactly the line had been. but it must have been pretty bad, because when jenny and jim morita’s son found steve after the war, he used it as blackmail to get steve to do those videos. turns out he’s a high school principal somewhere in queens. and he’s on some sort of educational board that makes those things. 

but morita never had any blackmail on me to pass along, so i got out home free. 

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Hongbin vs. Makeup 💄

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Conspiracy theorist Lee Junwoo: Exhibit A, Exhibit B

that itty bitty smile ugh