why was i listening to this when i was little omg ahah

anonymous asked:

aah!!! this is my first time ever requesting a headcanon and im a little nervous ahah so im really sorry if your requests are suddenly closed or something haha but can you do a headcanon about credence being in a relationship with a reader who listens to heavy metal? ahh gosh this is really weird but i would really appreciate it if you would do it! I'm also sorry in advance if you aren't able to do it or this isnt just your type of thing :) i totally understand 💕

omg hi, babe, i know this is from forever ago, but i’m finally getting a chance to actually look at what’s been requested rip,, this isn’t weird at all, and i’m absolutely down to give this a crack!!

  • he’s taken with you when he first meets you but doesn’t know quite how to place what that means
  • you just have a quiet intensity that he can identify with and that he appreciates greatly
  • he tends to think of you in soft colors and loves how you make him feel that he doesn’t have to say anything if he doesn’t want to and that you’ll get him anyway
  • so imagine his shock when he hears your music through the wall, drumming causing the walls to rumble and bass causing the floor to pulse
  • not to mention the voices, so loud and present and unlike how you yourself are (or how you present yourself around him)
  • he isn’t quite sure what to make of it at first, since he’s just listening through the walls, but he wants to find out
  • after all, it’s you who’s listening, and at this point, he’s accepted his crush on you and knows he wants to Understand
  • he wonders if you’ll hear his knocking on your door over the music
  • you do
  • when you open the door, you smile in surprise at credence, and he hopes he hasn’t interrupted you or anything, but you just invite him in, so he supposes he hasn’t
  • he asks you about your music, so you explain to him
  • what it means to you, who your favorite bands are, who is currently playing, etc etc
  • credence finds that he doesn’t mind it so much now that he sees the light it puts in your eyes when you talk about it
  • he also admires your expression when you listen to it, how the music seems to take you over and it’s all you can pay attention to
  • he visits your room every day after that to talk to you about music and listen to whatever songs you recommend or put on
  • he especially likes when you explain why a certain song is important to you, since it often means you share a pretty private piece of yourself with him that most people don’t know
  • it makes him feel special
  • he also finds he especially likes the lyrics–they tend to have a weight to them that he really likes and feels give voice to some things he hadn’t been able to express
  • it’s during one of these Music Conversations that you admit your feelings to him, leaving him dumbfounded
  • but he’s sure to confess that the feeling is mutual
  • so music is really the thing that brought the two of you together, giving you a link and a means to express complex/heavy emotions that are hard to bring up casually
  • music was just how you two really got to know each other
  • so credence ends up having a soft spot in his heart for some heavy metal
Mass Effect 3 - a (not so) short summary
  • Alliance: Sheppard we've lost communication with the moon what could be the reason?
  • Shepard: reapers
  • Alliance: ahah yeah sure
  • Reapers: BWAAAAAAAAHH HELLO TINY FUCKERS
  • Alliance boss: holy shit a reaper why no one warned us about this
  • Shepard: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
  • ---
  • Anderson: take the Normandy and save the galaxy once again child
  • Shepard: I killed 300.000 batarians I should be in prison tho
  • Anderson: yeah don't worry about that we cool
  • ---
  • Hackett: ShepRAD you have to go to mars to find some fricking answer hurry
  • Shepard: okay let me get this straight
  • Shepard: it's been 3 years since I first talked about reapers, I died and resurrected, I saved everyone from Saren first and from the collectors second, I've been under arrest for several months and no one even tried to get some motherfuckin information
  • Shepard: now reapers are attacking us and you bitches sent me to find a solution to this highly anticipated disaster?!
  • Hackett: basically
  • Shepard: all right let's do this
  • ---
  • Liara: yooo Shrapnel look what I found
  • Shepard: what is this project
  • Liara: idk
  • Shepard: what does it do
  • Liara: idk
  • Shepard: it will help against reapers
  • Liara: idk but it's Prothean
  • Shepard: so we're supposed to spend a bazilion of money and employ trillions of workers to build a huge penis-shaped artifact and we're not even sure if it's gonna work?
  • Liara: ya
  • Shepard: well sounds like a good plan to me
  • ---
  • Shepard: OMG this sexy weird-haired mech is killing that Virmire survivor what do
  • James: I got you bruh *crashes on the mech with a ship*
  • Shepard: James what the legit fuck
  • James: I did it because I seek attention
  • Shepard: aw baby what's wrong
  • James: I'm unromanceable
  • ---
  • Garrus: that my planet and reapers are destroying it
  • Shepard: shit son you all right
  • Garrus: yeah can I calibrate something on the Normandy later
  • Shepard: you can calibrate my ass
  • Garrus: Sherpes no
  • Shepard: Sherpes yes
  • ---
  • EDI: hello I entered in that mech I got a body now
  • Joker: I'll fuck that robot or I'll die trying
  • Joker: literally
  • ---
  • Reaper: ahah I'm having so much fun killing krogans that's the life man
  • Kalros: son of a bitch
  • Reaper: HOLY SHIT *dies*
  • Krogans: yeee
  • Kalros: only I can kill krogans
  • Krogans: fuck
  • ---
  • Mordin: I perfectionated genophage it took all my life
  • Mordin: which means like 2 months
  • Mordin: now I changed my mind and I create an antidote but spreading it on Tuchanka requires my death
  • Shepard: OMG no
  • Mordin: prepare to cry bitches
  • ---
  • Tali: holla
  • Shepard: hey lil' mama how you doin'
  • Tali: it's Admiral Tali'Zorah fo you bitch
  • Shepard: dang chill out bae
  • Han'Gerrel: good Shepard and Tali entered the geth Dreadnaught now
  • Han'Gerrel: everyone attack the Dreadnaught quick we must sink that ship before it's too late
  • Shepard: DUDE WTF WE STILL ON BOARD
  • Han'Gerrel: so fucking what
  • Shepard: dude
  • ---
  • Legion: do you remember the question that caused the creators to attack us, Tali'Zorah?
  • Legion: "does this unit have a fine hot ass?"
  • Tali: it does ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Legion: thank you tali I know *dies*
  • ---
  • Javik: *wakes up after a 50000 years nap* where's my breakfast
  • Liara: OMG wise prothean enlight me with your deep knowledge of the universe
  • Javik: hurry up with my damn croissant
  • ---
  • Liara: you ugly four-eyed bugface your race tricked the asari for your purposes
  • Javik: damn girl you're cute when you want to kill me
  • Liara: I'll be fucking beautiful in a minute then
  • ---
  • Miranda: Shepard my father took my sister as a hostage help me please
  • Shepard: let Oriana go you son of a yahg
  • Miranda's dad: shit ok but don't kill me tho
  • Miranda's dad: here Oriana is free can I go now
  • Shepard: no
  • Miranda: *kills her father* I love you Shep
  • ---
  • Illusive Man: here I am did you missed me Shepair?
  • Shepard: kill yourself Impositive Man
  • Illusive Man: damn I'm so mad *shoot Anderson* *shoot himself*
  • Shepard: woah
  • ---
  • Catalyst: so uhm we fucked up a little yes now you have to choose between 3 possible ending listen here: destruction, synthesys or control
  • Shepard: which is the one where I survive
  • Catalyst: ahah no sorry you'll die anyway
  • Shepard: shit you know what? Fuck you *shoot the Catalyst*
  • Catalyst: OMG this hoe killed me WTF
  • Hackett: Shepard you did it motherfucker
  • Hackett: reapers stopped attacking us, mass relays are still working and Thane and Mordin resurrected
  • Shepard: fricking nice
  • Anderson: I'm alive too bitch!
  • Anderson: OMG reapers are giving everyone a puppy and a piece of cake, salarian are chillin with krogans and Joker broke himself every bone while fucking EDI
  • Joker: totally worth it
  • EDI: speak for yourself
  • Shepard: ah yas this is how it should be very nice thank you all

anonymous asked:

Omg levyaku w/ lev getting bullied and yaku getting mad af please I will di e

There’s laughter. 

Yaku stops walking. 

“Woah!” A voice laughs, distant,  “What is that?”

“Um, well-“

“Wow, it’s super ugly.” Another says, “They’re all over your knees.”

“Oh! Here too!”

Laughter.

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Maddy's 420-follower FOLLOW FOREVER !!! 

     sO I’M FINALLY DOING AN FF BECAUSE I CAN. LAUGHS MANIACALLY. also 420 followers fu ckin bLA ZE IT. Since I had an immature laugh at that number I am ff-ing because… because I can. [ “I DO WHAT I WANT, THOR” VOICE ] 

     So. This is the first time I’ve done an ff and to be honest I don’t really know what to say to you all, ‘cause my talking-to-people skills are about as good as my photoshop skills. Catch me in-character and I’m a suave charming ginger motherfucker, catch me out-of-character and BAM, awkwardnessx83743819204738. Sigh. But that’s enough about m–

                    –Okay, if you’ve been following me for a while and actually thought I was going to stop talking about my perfect ginger self that fast, you haven’t been paying attention. [ imperiously adjusts crown ] 

     aLRIGHT I PROMISE I LOVE YOU GUYS and this is for you not me after all, but you see I kinda have a story I want to tell first. It’s about a girl who had rather little success with indies. First came an old blog a long long time ago, made on impulse before she could really even write well, and of course, that blog didn’t give her a good experience. Then, years later (literally), a friend (lookin @ u miche) convinced her to try making an indie again. So she tried making a Foxface, but her muse disappeared. She made a Loki, and she kind of left it, but she swore she’d go back– it’s just that playing such an extremely popular character made her nervous and stressed. And then, one day, she went through the 'favorite’ tag on her personal blog, and found a fire!Hans video she’d put there. And an idea came to mind– why not try out the ginger douche? She had muse for the ambitious lil shit, so she might as well get over her nerves and give it a try. She didn’t know what she expected. 

          It certainly wasn’t painful Panic! At the Disco inspired plots or a Hans Harem or role reversals that rip your heart out or jokes about Hans becoming mayor of Night Vale or dark!Anna group verses that have barely started but are already making you sob. 

               But goddamn is she glad that’s what happened, because the people she met are some dynamite gals (and guys) and she’s really glad she talked to them. 

                    And if you haven’t figured out our hypothetical girl is me, you really haven’t been listening. 

     NOW TIME FOR LESS ABOUT ME AND MORE ABOUT YOU. 

precious lovelies (in no particular order): 

thehumanxmonster – this is kenna. kenna is my girlfriend. i don’t think this needs much more of an explanation tbh you can just tell from that how fab i think she is. anyway. she’s the sherlock to my james and the steve to my bucky and man kenna i l y. (also. dude. i don’t think we’ve rped much with bruce 'n hans, though. bruce and hydra!hansy need more interaction. for reasons. we must fix this problem) 

redledgerx – miche you’re the one who got me back into indies and i lovehate you for it. it’s made my life so much better but at the same time it has rUINED ME YOU LIL SHIT. but you know i love you anyway. and you’re actual tasha romanoff i’m pretty sure so i mean if i didn’t love you you’d probably like hunt me down and kill me. so. anYWAY I AM SO GLAD WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS man i am so glad kenna found more on that chatzy because w o w what would my life be w/out you guys. ily2 bae

banishedking – you little ginger prince you. i am so glad i didn’t freak out and go “oh god, another hans, i won’t follow them i’ll be self-conscious” because the decision to follow you was the best worst one i’ve ever made. best because ily, worst because goddamn hanses what are they doing they’re ruining our lives. i still can’t believe you wrote me that marina drabble okay i read it a lot and cry. you gave me marina-inspired hans emotions and tbh that has made me your friend for life, you’re never getting rid of me meHEHEHEHEHEHEH. but anyway ily [ contented ginger noises ] 

primxvera – H E L L A. C H I L L. u r hella chill renata. it’s tru don’t doubt me. anyway you listened to me yell at you that one time when i had that hansanna dream that didn’t make sense but wAS CUTE and putting up with that must have taken like 743819473/10 patience so i applaud you. anyway the fact that our friendship started with panic! at the disco and crying over she had the world is the most perfect thing cries sobs panic! will make me cry forever now because of you and your anna o kay. i don’t even know our friendship is mostly panic! and hella and crying over that one thread and that’s the best kind of friendship there is. 

ofsophistication // duodenary – LIZZZYYYYY. gonna go with @-mentioning anna and alex here because they’re the blogs you seem to be on most rn ahah. I could probably have done entropy but you know, i’m lazy so. can i just say that i’m so glad you wanted to plot with mischief because if you hadn’t we might not have started talking and i aM SO GLAD WE DID. because you are fantastic and gr8 and amazing and meheheheheh i am so happy i got you to make dark!anna because dark hanna is the b e s t. but you know i’ll probably make like 50 more blogs because of u so it all evens out. this summer will be fab. f a b. 

wintermonarch // xpoppins – gISE. ohmygod you are fantastic okay. because you were one of the first people to talk to me on hans okay? like i think you followed me on loki and when i made hans you were like “hELLO FRIEND” and we started making plots w/ hans and elsa and lOTS OF HELSA PAIN [ sobbing in distance ] and i’m just so happy that you approached me and took a chance on my hans because wow you are fantastic and we need to do all of the things. all of them. and you’re a perf elsa and a perf mary poppins like wow amazing how do you do?? i think it is sorcery. must be sorcery

fetchinglyfeisty – tEAAAAAAAA. you are the best okay. and you put up with my appearances and disappearances which makes you great? and you make me laugh and also cry because of our role reversal au which stabs my heart out. and hans’s. c: anyWAY you are the best for putting up with me and you were also one of those first few people to approach my hans? and tbh you’re just really sweet and ily okay. we need to talk more !!!

lucemxsanctus – yoU AND YOUR ZELDA ARE PERF OKAY. and you’re way too nice to me all the time? like you’re so sweet omg and i love talking to you 'cause it brightens up my day. and we really need to talk more because you’re pretty great! and we need to do that masquerade thread. i shall try to get a starter out for it by this weekend, okay?! because i need it in my life. sob s. 

icesalis – oh my god so you were one of those first people to approach my hans too and let me tell you, when you followed me back i was all “wHOA she’s one of those super quality elsas [ screams, hides ]” and then you messaged me I think and we started talking and now we’ve got that super-painful plot and that hilarious wickedish thing and i need to write responses for you omg but shhhhhhhhhh. you’re extremely fab and we def need to talk more because you’re super nice o kay. 

sohraneny – (bucky’s the blog i follow on hansy o kay.) kyle you bae. i don’t think we’ve rped much on hansy (wHICH WE NEED TO FIX) but i would fEEL WRONG not including u in my follow forever bc u b a e i love you. mischief and kate cause me pain okay? why must you do this to me. i’m going to cry over them for 37418943 years and it’s going to be aLL YOUR FAULT. but omg mischief and war are gonna be so fun. and basically wow we need to do all the rps because of reasons. all of them. 

dearxlisteners – wHOA SO when i saw you on my dash i was like “hELLA CECIL I’M FOLLOWING THEM” but i didn’t actually expect you to like talk to me lots bc i’m a disney rper and you’re night vale and i’ve found that people are less likely to want to plot w/ random crossovers like that?? and it makes me sad?? but anyway lIKE i followed you and then you sent me a meme and i was like “!!!!!!!!!! CECIL !!!!!!!!!!!” and then we started talking and it spiraled and man i am so glad you messaged me because cECIL AND HANS ARE ADORABLE LIL SHITS and goddamn you’re fab and your cecil is fab plz keep being fab. 

xpraeliator – dUDE YOU PUT UP WITH MY CONSTANTLY MOVING BLOGS AND NOT BEING ON LOKI AND YOU STILL LIKE ME AND WOW. that makes me really happy okay. because i am a shitty friend and you should probably hate me bUT you don’t and i love you for it. you’re stuck with me forever now okay. i’m still going to be fickle and jump blogs and be annoying, but know that ily a lot and we’re always gonna be friends okay.? okay. oka y. you’re fab. t h ank u 

and also – about 2487312907438219047381209473  of you that i forgot bUT YOU ARE STILL ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF TIME. 

more precious lovelies (in no particular order): 
(this is a mix of blogs I look up to or have talked to or just who are lovely in general and i love 'em) 

fregnetefritiden || clumsyx || abscial || flynrder || regaliis || theximperius || deusxsubridens || untamedxsoul || mxgido || egbxrt || shellfishytails || bookwxrm || stabbingtxn || rex-stellarum || solemquis || derrecho || kristxff || nabxru || artillxry || kempybowe || lionheartmerida || voleravecesprit || actualreallivepeople || xthirteenth || aureusfleur || reindxxrwhisperer || camillaofarendelle || casecraving || caesxries || inthealleys || bxnnibels || mementoxmei || hoffersdottir || dxadem || negativisticism || kristcff || despicable-moon-thief || pxntmercy || ignatiius || clawsunderthesemitts || wxlle || speakshxrmind || ofwxnder || zxnyan || princessoftheisles || burningroyalty || sanguisuuga || loverofwarmhugs || constantquibbling || redstarved || notyourjudas || edhelernil || pourxamour || bxmbastic || carminelocks || drakedomitor || thesnowkingofarendelle || notimefordancin || veryinterestedinyourhair || xninths || dracxtrainer || the-cupid || finiis || dalmatianxplantation || memingxr || flettetsoldat || witchofthewesternskys || xreine || xligned || hraustr || vivyre || spareheiress || ofmidian || versipelli || duxrubra || frecklesandsandwiches || puristmalfoy || mothergothell || duxindigens || crestingcresta || xcompletelyordinary || notthatyoureawkward || thewomanbehindtheiron || charscime || empressium || about a bazillion of you that i forgot ||  eVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME, WOWOW. 

     { I could be a useful and helpful person by putting you all in alphabetical order. 

                                             But I’m not a useful and helpful person, I’m a lil shit, obviously. }