why was i laughing so hard

anonymous asked:

I need a long soft fic of boys in love pls write it your writing is gorgeous (I'mjokingifyoudontwanttodothatitisfineandyouresuperbusyijustthinkyouregreat)

u ask and i deliver. here’s a kinda rough thing i wrote when i was procrastinating last week but wasn’t sure i wanted to post. it is not long but it is pretty soft and sappy (also you are v nice) 

london - 07.15.17

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anonymous asked:

Ash I've just read CH's adulatory words about Danai and I laughed so hard because I remembered when you dragged his fake ass to hell. lmao you tried fuckboy

Every time I see him talk to or about Danai, I just wanna be like, “Keep her name out ya mouth.” Like, why was he even hosting the Marvel panel? He does not deserve good things!

Anyway, what’d he say? 👀 

My dad is being a dick(LGBTQ TRIGGERING)

He started adkibg avout why gay people act the way they did and that they should act like their stereotyped. And when i triedd to explain he goes pn this tangen about pedophilia and that if we dont respect his opinion why should he respect ours, he told me thinks gay people make him wants to puke. Snd that i dont know enough to talk about this cause im only a child. And when I almost start panicking and crying he laughs andd says there is no reason tocry over this cause he is being mild and There will be worse people and I need to suck it up and respect his opinion for him to respect mine And it hurts It fucking hurts to hear that. Im trying not to hyperventilate.Its so fucking hard.He fuckinf mocked me for having a passion about something.Im shaking, and im too hot it feels like I cant breathe. I’ve been feeling like that since our conversation started.I just, I feel so shameful, I feel like ive done something wrong by liking girls. Like there is something wrong with me. Im sorry for the misspells, but I cant be bothered right now.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT IT SAID ARE YOU PREGNANT AND I WAS LIKE WHY WOULD IT BE ASKING THAT WITH A CREEPY BACKGROUND HAHAHAH

I am death.
I have been by your side a long time.
Are you pregnant?

Because,” said Thor, “when something goes wrong, the first thing I always think is, it is Loki’s fault. It saves a lot of time.
—  Norse Mythology, by Neil Gaiman