why this why me

listen i need 5sos to cover closer by the chainsmokers/halsey i need luke poppy and 2014 singing the verse and then cal joining in and harmonising on the ‘i-i-i cant stop’ i need michael breathy and husky singing the ‘so baby pull me closer’ and like eye fucking the camera i need ashton doing the high af harmonies in the ‘we ain’t ever getting older’ i need it i need it i neeeeeed it

Friendly reminder that

It’s not okay for partners to hit each other!!! Just because one of them is a girl does not mean she can hit or slap her boyfriend!!! Arguments and anger do not justify violence!! I’ve seen relationships depicted like this in fanfiction, books, tv shows, and movies and it’s not okay. Gender does not matter. You. Do. Not. Hit. Your. Partner.

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We’ve got so much in common! We’re both ambitious. We’re both super hot. I blackmailed and murdered my way up the Hyperion ladder, you came up with that sick Vault key deal…

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at the hannibal auction back in april, i won the collar hannibal wears in season 3 when he’s all naked and trussed up like a naughty piggy at muskrat farm

the day i received it in the post i set it up on my dining table with some dry flowers i had lying around (i’m not a fancy person, i’m just a lazy shit who doesn’t throw away their flowers when they start getting old and crispy) and took some ~nice pics~, but then it went back in its box until i could make a permanent home for it

i bought this very smart glass display cabinet from ikea a few months ago, and i was going to try and use the dead flowers i had to make some sort of fancy display thing like i did before, but then i happened across this shop selling the most amazing flower-decorated animal skulls. they had a bunch of ready-made skulls to purchase (even a muskrat skull, and i was tempted), but i contacted the owner and commissioned this hannibal-themed deer skull. she’d never seen the show before but i sent her some pics and yelled about how great it was, and she produced this beautiful work of art~ she even put on feathers for the ravenstag  👌

anyway, should you be in the market for a very hannibalesque centre piece/objet d’art/thing to mount on your wall, i would highly recommend paying the shop a visit on etsy. she’s also in the past made very lovely floral antler hair clips, and i was sorely tempted to buy one in addition to the skull

and now the best part of the story: thanks to my commission, the shop owner started watching the show (and loved it)

daddy’s kitten

THIS is so short I’m sorry it’s just a too long Daddy Jimin drabble

AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO NAME IT I HATE MYSELF

word count: 1.6k (so short I’m sorry)


Originally posted by ounew


“Is this okay, kitten?” Jimin’s lust laced cinnamon eyes flickered up to yours, his fingers making the final loop on the tie around your neck before pulling it so that the knot pressed just that little bit of pressure against your throat.

You throat muscles worked under the silk of the tie as your eyes met his, your tongue darting out to wet your lips before muttering a soft, “Yes, daddy,”

“Good girl,” Jimin cooed, running his fingers through your hair, pushing the strands away from your face as he smiled at you, pressing his lips to your temple. “You know what daddy wants you to do, don’t you, kitten?”

You nodded shyly, situating yourself over Jimin’s thighs, cheeks burning as you felt the hard muscle of his thigh between your own. He had long since removed your panties and he had shifted you low enough on his thighs so that the soft material of his boxers wouldn’t interfere.

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When I was 11 the wii was the hottest fuckin thing on the market like every kid wanted one and I was no exception but my mom said I would have to pay for it myself and I was just a kid I had no money or income so u know what I did? I partook in a psychological experiment and let students run tests on my brain for a month to figure out if there was a relationship between adhd and sleep disorders they deprived me of sleep and stuck electrodes to my face and I had to spend entire days in the basement a psych hospital that was empty for some weird reason and at the end of it they gave me a wad of cash and I bought a wii. There’s no real moral to this story just that kid me really had way more drive than modern me I mean damn