why the hell did you have to come into my life

Shit international kpop fans say..

“I don’t know what the hell you’re saying but it’s making me feel things”

“WHY IS HE PRETTIER THAN ME”

“Oh my god their fucking thighs are so thick”

“I mean how long do you think it would take for me to swim to Korea”

“KCON IS COMING TO MY AREA”

“Welp there goes my wallet”

“I fucking hate ems”

“You know how much easier my life would be if I spoke Korean”

“NO MOM I DONT HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH KOREAN BOYS! No give me back my Exo shirt”

“lfkckdkckmckvkdkec BANG BANG BANG ocmckdkckdf”

“…why hasn’t their hair fallen out yet jfc”

“MY GROUP IS ON TWITTER WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GOOGLE TRANSLATE APP”

“he. Speaks. English??!?!?!?!!”

“What did I do to deserve such pain..”

“So kpopmart or kpoptown which is more trustworthy”

“WHATS SLEEP FOCKDKCKKDCJW FIREEEEEEE OH WEA WOOO”

“Anyunghesayo opppa” (omg I’m kidding)

“ITS 6am BUT GOT7 JUST UPLOADED A MV”

“you’re fucking legs are so thick jfc”

“WHAT HIGHLIGHTER IS THAT MY GOD”

“There’s so many ships it’s blocking the fucking ocean”

“His eye brows are so much better than mine”

“HIS SKIN IS SO FUCKING CLEAR”

“THEY ARE DANCING FUCK SO MANY TRUSTS”

“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MOM THEY ARENT JUST CHINESE”

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Please add more if you think of any!!!

Obi-Wan Kenobi Has Never Had a Damn Day Off

Anakin’s Force Ghost: [watching very loud TV]
Obi-Wan’s Force Ghost: [sitting next to him, wearing glasses and reading a book called Coming to Terms With Your Traumatic Life]
Luke: [staring at them, annoyed] You know, eventually one of us is going to have to go talk to him. 
Anakin: [still watching TV, disinterested] …talk to who, son? 
Luke: …Ben, dad.
Obi-Wan: [smiling] Why, I’m right here, Luke. And you can talk to me any time. 
Luke: You know who I’m talking about, Obi-Wan. Knock it off. 
Anakin: …don’t sass your Obi-Wan like that, Luke. 
Luke: [shutting off the TV] GUYS. BEN. DARK SIDE. LITTLE HELP HERE. Are you seriously just going to sit here and watch soap operas while the universe goes to hell again?! One of us has to try and talk some sense into him! I think it should be one of you. 
Anakin: [immediately] Not it. [looks at Obi-Wan]
Obi-Wan: Ohhhh, no. I’ve put in my time trying to make people in this family see reason. I’m not helping that brat. It’s bad enough Leia gave him my name. 
Anakin: …there you go! He’s Ben, you’re Ben….you’re his, uh, Great Uncle? Just give him that face you always used to give me when I did something stupid. 
Obi-Wan: [makes a face]
Anakin: That’s the one! There. See? You already know what to do. You’ve got this. 
Obi-Wan: [defeated sigh]

Customer 1: “Can I get a pack of [whatever cigarettes]?”

Me: Can I see your ID please?

Customer 1: *storms off* “I’M TWENTY ONE!!″

Me: ”….” *goes on to help Customer 2*

Customer 1: *Comes back in line* (While I’m still helping Customer 2) “You guys need to remember my face. I’m sick and tired of always having to bring my ID in here. I’m 21 years old, this is ridiculous.”

*Customer 2 walks away*

Customer 1 (aka Asshole): “Did you ID him??!”

Me: “No….he’s not under 40. You’re under 40.” *he continues arguing until I’m done ringing him up*

Okay one, I see so many people all the time and you expect me to remember you? Two, I HAVE TO ASK FOR AN ID IT’S MY JOB! Three, you’re only 21, why are you getting mad?! And why don’t you carry your ID in your wallet like a normal human

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My thoughts during Not Today MV
  • where the fuck is it what is bighit doing where is the mv i neED IT OMGH
  • oh wait found it
  • *clicks*
  • here we go oh shit I’m gonna die
  • oh nice, landscapes, cool, i can handle that
  • oh no there they are
  • *screams*
  • lol look at jungkook’s running face
  • no whitewash!!! hell yea
  • there is fire???
  • ok empty parking lot…. ??
  • ohhhHHH its rapmon
  • NAMJOON HAS PURPLE HAIR AND A BANDANA AND COLOURED CONTACTS he looks ethereal
  • he has come far since the brush hair in no more dream wow
  • OH DAMN THE SONG STARTED IM NOT PREPARED
  • i love/hate namjoon
  • min yoongi jumping into the screen and ending my life
  • the lil spin he does when he’s in front ashdnjkcjkfndm
  • and the semi dab and lip bite too like exCUSE me
  • *shouts rapmon’s extra + ordinary bit rlly loud*
  • *spots tae in the back dancing* OH MY GOD
  • wow wOw this choreo tho DAMN
  • why is the ceiling falling
  • NO NO JUNGKOOK GET AWAY
  • (rip me 2k17)
  • jimin’s hair is fluorescent and i love it
  • wow this choreo tho part 2
  • JUNGKOOK JUST SHOT ME WITH HIS FINGERGUNS
  • *tae is centre* STOPITSTOPITSTOPITILOVEYOUASUJIGJHKJJL IIUYGHJBKOIIYG
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • MARRY ME
  • taehyung looks hella good in that bandana mm hm
  • also his jacket is cool
  • oH my god i was not prepared for how good hobi looks
  • hobi’s dancing omg i am dead
  • oh look at that jungkook shot me again
  • wow this choreo part 3
  • NO KOOKIE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WINK AT ME
  • oh no rapmon again *cries* he looks angelic but also kinda scary
  • *watching tae in the background*
  • oh that’s a nice shot of the sky
  • why these boys always running
  • jin looks beautiful running how i look like a raspberry if i run
  • *tae is onscreen* NOPE CANNOT DEAL
  • *tae is centre for the chong, jojun, balsa bit* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • wow that choreo tho part 4
  • DOES TAE HAVE COLOURED CONTACTS YES HE DOES OMG
  • dis boi is gonna end me
  • NO YOONGI GO AWAY why are you so perfect
  • that shot from above looks SO GOOD
  • is it snowing
  • OH SHIT THEY JUST GOT SHOT
  • WHAT
  • WHY IS JUNGKOOK THE ONLY ONE ALIVE
  • WHO’S EYE IS THAT AND WHY IS JUNGKOOK REFLECTED IN IT
  • are they dead now
  • *the bit with the stomping dance move* AAHAH THIS IS SO GOOD
  • jimin should not be allowed to be that goodlooking
  • everyone is chasing them what have they done
  • aaaAAA what
  • there’s fire again
  • i am confused and legit trembling lol what is my life
  • is it over?
  • omg
  • *streams for two and a half hours*
  • *fangirl tears and lots of screaming*
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Prompt:

Genre: pure smut (the things i do 4 u guys)

Warnings: swearing, strong D/s dynamics, blowjobs, daddy!kink, public teasing, dirty talk, facial (oops)

Word count: 1416

A/N: i promise you guys that this was consensual and dan is a fuckin tease. also i’ve been working on pbb which is why im kinda adskagerga, but yeah. i did leave the end sort of open, so if you want a part two, let me know! otherwise,  enjoy the fic and enjoy yoselves <3

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girls just wanna summon hastur

i come home in the morning light
along the shore the cloud waves break
the pallid-masked queen says when you gonna live your life right
oh mama dear we’re not the fortunate ones
and girls just wanna die, unsung, as tears unshed
shall dry and die in
lost carcosa

the phone rings in the middle of the night
the fearsome stranger says whatcha gonna do with your life
oh daddy dear you know you’re still number one
and girls just wanna die unheard in
dim carcosa

when the working day is done
my mama says you, sir, should unmask
my father says i wear no mask

FUCKING MARIMBA SOLO

some boys take a beautiful girl
and hide her away from the rest of the world
where flap the tatters of the king
where black stars rise
and strange moons circle through the skies

when the working day is done
my mama reveals the mystery of the hyades
my father asks
have you seen the yellow sign?

Jikook appreciation post

I love them too much so i have to do this to satisy my jikook needs. I hope i survive this by the time I’m finished.

Originally posted by jikookized

Just look at the way he just waited for jungkook to hug him and look how he just held jimin to him. We see you kookie.

Originally posted by jikookized

That back hug though. He just pulled him in. He’s like ‘Come here squishy and let me hug you’

Originally posted by kowai-kuma

That eye contact though. It’s like they’re saying ‘I’m not turning away until you do’

Originally posted by baebsaes

Jungkook, calm your hormones. We know he has great arms but don’t do it in front of the parents. 

Rapmon: What the hell jungkook?!

Jin: Did you see that?

Rapmon: I know, so inappropriate 

Originally posted by lovely-jikook

No comments. But really, what ARE they doing? Crazy kids.

Originally posted by poppytint

Why didn’t you just let him have some of the cake jimin. It’s not even yours LOL. He’s like ‘no kookie, no’

Originally posted by bwibelle

He’s just having the time of his life with Jimins thumb right here. He don’t even look like he give a shit. He’s just playing with his hand while doing his usually staring. I mean, just look.

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Originally posted by busanplayboy

It’s time to end this on a beautiful note.

Originally posted by c-stress

This just shot me straight int the heart.The way they just wrapped and entwined their hands, it’s just AFSGSTJUHFT and after they joined arms that smile that just goes across his face. I SEE YOU KOOKIE!

I just went straight crazy fangirl on this. I apologize…not really. I just had to let it all out. I’m sated…for now at least

  • Matt: Get out.
  • Matt: Go to hell.
  • Matt: This may come as a surprise to you, but I've actually moved on in the ten years (8 months, 3 hours, 11 minutes) since you left. I'm seeing someone now, which is only part of the reason why I have zero interest in ever starting up anything with you ever again.
  • Matt: You can't just send a car for me whenever you decide you wanna-
  • Matt: ... are we going to dance?
  • Matt: You read Japanese? (♥)
  • Matt: My life doesn't stop every time you call.
  • Matt: You're infuriating.
  • Matt: ...
  • Matt: ...
  • Matt: wHEre did u go when u LEFT me and wHY didn't u come back?
  • Matt: WHEN I THOUGHT I MIGHT LOSE YOU I FELT HOLLOW! HOLLOW!!
  • Matt: *justin bieber's As Long As You Love Me playing in the background* WHEREVER U RUN I RUN WITH U, GIRL

“I understand why you would love her over me.

Her hair is long and blonde
and curls around her face like sunshine,
making dew sparkle
and dreams come true.
My hair is short
cropped off and tattered,
edgy like the way my father left me
after his storm hit my life

Her body was carved from marble
by Aphrodite herself,
where mine was forged from iron and rust,
Ragged and uneven but a body nonetheless.

Her voice sends a shiver down your spine and makes your knees crumble to hell,
But mine sends a chill straight to your heart.

Yet, no matter what qualities of hers are better than mine,
I can tell you what I have that she does not.

Her love for you extends to arms length, where mine stretches across the world.
Her eyes may be inviting, and her laugh might taunt you to her bed,
but when she cries out your name,
remember who did it without you having to touch them.

and late at night,
when she cries “I love you” with your
hand on the inside of her thigh,
and your tongue lapping up her sweat like its nectar,
remember who said it with tears in their eyes,
remember who says it
with bruises on their heart.

She might be the color red to you,
But blue can be just as pretty too.“

—  I loved someone who loved another and it fucked me up.

ladytharen  asked:

13, 22, 26 for the shipper meme!

13. Has a ship ever broken your heart? Hmm, probably? But I blame it on the writers, not the ship itself. (Han/Leia in The Force Awakens comes to mind. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BE SEPARATED FOR DECADES, WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THAT???)

22. Which of your ships have the best chemistry? I think all my ships have the best chemistry, or I wouldn’t be shipping them. :) Jeff/Annie actually exists as a canon ship because the chemistry between Joel McHale and Alison Brie was so apparent onscreen from the earliest episodes of Community. Logan/Veronica from Veronica Mars have pretty amazing chemistry, and apparently Kristen Bell and Jason Dohring’s chemistry onscreen had an inspiring effect on the writers. John/Aeryn from Farscape might win, though. Their chemistry is something else.

26. Have you noticed a pattern in your shipping? Is there a romantic dynamic you’re more drawn to? I don’t ship only one kind of ship, but if there are best friends who are obviously in love with each other, people who like and respect each other and make each other better, I’m almost certainly going to be shipping them.

  • Older Grad Student: So, how's it going?
  • Me: (What I want to say) It's horrible! I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm pretty sure I have anxiety attacks pretty much on a daily basis. It's come to a point that I question why I decided to come to grad school every waking moment. People expect me to do things but I know nothing!! Tell me your secrets! How the hell did you make it this far???
  • Me: (What I actually say) Heh, it's going...

Just cuz guys always did/do me wrong doesn’t change the fact I’m always going to be loyal or open to the next guy that comes into my life. Sometimes u have to wear ur heart on ur sleeve.. u have to be smart but I won’t stay closed and afraid. It sucks to get hurt… you open up to someone and trust them, speak your mind to them and give them all of you. Knowing they can just fuck u over .. hell yea it’s scary… but I can’t close myself off and just be afraid of every guy that talks to me …If I did that then I’d never find my soul mate. If someone makes it clear they want to get to know me then sure.. why not. But I’m not going to go out of my way to tell someone I want to get to know them. Which is why I focus on me and let whoever come to me. I’ve experienced enough of the bad that I’m smart enough to tell the difference now. Aware of red flags and this time leave as soon as I see em instead of stay stuck or go back and forth and be on and off. 👌🏻💯

Here (finally!) are my boyfriend’s thoughts on the second Harry Potter movie.

So as some of you know, recent events in my personal life have led to a bit of a disruption in posting. My best friend is now living with us and I’m busier than ever, so while my boyfriend can still read on his own during the day (he’s through the third book), it’s a bit harder for both of us to block out three hours to watch a movie and write up an interview, which is why we’re only now getting to this. 

Read his previous thoughts on the books and the first movie here

***During the movie***

Him: “Wait, did we miss something? Those people the Durselys are having over are already coming over?”

Him: “Why the hell is Dobby jumping on Harry’s bed?”

Him: *snorts* “Oh, so he gets all emotional and shit when Harry asks him to sit down, but jumping on the bed is fine?”

Him: “Okay, he looks waaay too pleased with himself about dropping that damn pudding: I thought he felt really bad about having to do it?”

Him: “And isn’t there an owl or something that’s supposed to come and scare the crap out of that lady?”

Him: “Shit, Ron and the twins are here already?”

Him: “How did Harry get his trunk? I thought it was locked up or something?”

Him: “That’s a cool-looking house.”

Him: “Haha, Mrs. Weasley looks just like I thought she would.”

Him: “Lol, Ron looks like he would also like to know about rubber ducks. Wait, do they not have those? Was that line in the book? I don’t remember it. Eh, fuck it, it’s funny.”

Him: “Really? ‘There’s only one place we’re going to get this: Diagon Alley.’ Like, really? Was that line really necessary? It’s like, ‘Oh, gosh, thanks, Mrs. Weasley, those of us watching this movie totally know nothing about wizards and we had no idea where the hell Harry was supposed to get all his magic shit, thank god we’ve got you around to tell us.’”

Him: “Goddamn it, Harry, you had one job. Di-a-gon Al-ley, not diagonily. Diagonally. Wait, holy shit, seriously? The name of that place is pretty much diagonally?”

Him: *slowly* “Knockturn Alley.” *thinks* *gasps* “Nocturnally? Holy fucking shit, no way.” 

Him: “Ah, Hagrid to the rescue.”

Him: “Wait, why is Hermione allowed to use magic here? And wait a minute, Harry didn’t get in trouble either, back when he was still at home. What the hell? Like, was someone asleep at the office? Both times?”

Him: “Ah, Lockhart. Yeah, that’s pretty much how I pictured him.”

Him: “Damn, Draco’s dad is fucking hot.”

Him: “Like, really fucking hot.”  

Him: “Definitely still a dick, though.”

Him: “Yeah, you fucking tell that sexy dick, Mr. Weasley.”

Him: “Wait, aren’t they going to fight?”

Him: “Oh come on, Harry totally saw him slip that book in there!”

Him: “What, so he’s not going to check that shit out? Isn’t ‘checking shit out’ one of Harry’s hobbies, right next to ‘getting into shit’?”

Him: “Aaand we’re at the train station. Guess Harry will not, in fact, check that shit out.”

Him: “Haha, fucking Dobby.”

Him: “Yeah, so I’m starting to see why you laughed so hard when I said I thought Harry might go to Ravenclaw back in book one. They have a fucking owl right there, and even if they didn’t, how long would they really have had to wait? Are Gryffindors supposed to have like zero patience and a YOLO outlook on life? Cuz I feel like that’s how Harry and Ron are.”

Him: “Unnecessary drama is unnecessary. ‘Hold on!’ Oh, gee, thanks, Ron, I’m sure glad you said that, because for a second there, it looked like Harry was thinking about letting go.”

Him: “No, but imagine if Hermione looked out the window of the train and saw them right now.”

Him: “Wait, didn’t Snape catch them in the book?”

Him: “Hey, it’s the missus cat.”

Him: “Oh, there’s Snape.”

Him: “How the hell are they all supposed to hear her if they’re wearing ear muffs?”

Him: “Well, at least they’ve got…who’s that kid?”

Me: “Seamus.”

Him: “Yeah, him. Well, at least they’ve got Seamus, who can apparently read lips.”

Him: “And there’s that photographer kid.”

Me: “Colin.”

Him: “Yeah, him. He looks pretty much like what I thought.”

Him: “Haha, fucking Ron and his Howler.”

Him: “Damn, wizard parents are dicks.”

Him: “Haha, fucking Lockhart.”

Him: “Haha, fucking Neville. He’s right, it pretty much always is him.”

Him: “‘He says he’s done’. Ron knows what’s up.”

Him: “Damn, that Flint dude’s teeth are fucked up.”

Him: “Wait, why does Hermione look like she knew what Malfoy was talking about?”

Him: “So she did know what he was talking about? I thought in the book she was all, ‘Eh, fuck him, I didn’t even know what it meant, so whatever, haters gonna hate’?”

Him: “Oh, it’s so they can create a sappy feel-good moment between her and Hagrid. Well that’s dumb.”

Him: “Fucking Lockhart and his fan mail.”

Him: “Wait, wasn’t it that one ghost’s birthday party or something? Where’d that go? I wanted to see Peeves be a dick!”

Him: “…Wait a minute, where the fuck is Peeves? I just realized we didn’t see him in the first movie.”

Me: *arches eyebrow*

Him: “No fucking way, they cut him out? Really? What the fuck?”

Him: “Man, these movies fucking suck.” *pouts*

Him: “Well, to be fair to Filch, I’d probably kill anyone who hurt the Baby Kitty [what my boyfriend calls his very overweight cat].”

Him: “Ugh, what the fuck kind of goblet is that, Ron? Damn, someone kill that thing.”

Him: “Wait, doesn’t that one ghost teacher tell them about the Chamber of Secrets?”

Him: “Oh yeah, Dobby’s fucking Bludger. Man, I hope that little dude never tries to save my life.”

Him: “The fuck is all this? I don’t remember Harry and Malfoy flying the damn gauntlet in the book.”

Him: “Really, Hermione? You couldn’t finite incan-whatever that thing before it plowed into Harry?”

Him: “Fucking Dobby.”

Him: “Damn, I feel like this movie is moving really fast.”

Him: “Why the hell does Moaning Myrtle get to be included, but not Peeves? Peeves is way more interesting.”

Him: “Haha, fuck Lockhart, go Snape.”

Him: “’Scared, Potter?’ ‘You wish.’ Is it just me, or is there some sexual tension there?”

Me: *innocent shrug* “I don’t know, I think there might be like one or two other people out there who have thought so.”

Him: “To be fair to that Justin kid, it does look like Harry’s kind of egging on that snake.”

Him: “‘Who am I, Hedwig?’ Goddamn it, Harry, does that look like a snake?”

Him: “I still don’t get why he doesn’t just tell Dumbledore what’s going on. I mean, the man literally asks him if there’s anything Harry would like to tell him.”

Him: “Damn, Crabbe and Goyle are idiots.”

Him: “Seriously, does Malfoy make it a habit of talking almost exclusively about Harry? Like, does he not have any other interests?”

Him: “Ha, Hermione’s a fucking cat. She is now Her-meow-o-ne.”

Him: “Damn, Voldemort used to be hot.”

Him: “You know, he kind of reminds me of Hermione a little for some reason. She’s not gonna go evil, is she?”

Him: “Fuck you Riddle. Poor Hagrid.”

Him: “Oh fuck, we’re almost to the part with all of those fucking spiders.”

Him: “Fuck fuck fuck, I fucking hate spiders.”

Him: “HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKING SPIDERS!”

Him: “WHY IS HARRY NOT CONCERNED ABOUT ALL OF THE FUCKING SPIDERS?!”

Him: “Yes, Ron, this is a very good time to panic!”

Him: “Fuck, thank god for that car. Harry and Ron need to both name one of their kids after it, ‘Flying Blue Spider-Ass Kicking Car Potter’ or some shit.”

Him: “Or even after Hermione. Seriously, she’s fucking paralyzed and still managed to save everyone’s asses.”

Him: “Fucking Lockhart. I totally called it on him being a fraud.”

Him: “Yeah, seriously, Voldemort was pretty hot when he was younger.”

Him: “I mean, I’m not into that cuz I’m not a dude who likes other dudes, but I really couldn’t fault anyone else for being into that.”

Him: “Bye bye, hot Riddle.”

Him: “Oh yeah, Draco’s super hot dad.”

Him: “Yay, Dobby’s free.”

Him: “And Hagrid’s back!”

***After the movie***

Me: “So, general thoughts?”

Him: “It was really rushed, like the first one, but overall I think they did an okay job of following the book. I did feel like I would have had a hard time keeping up if I hadn’t read the book.”

Him: “Also, and I’m not sure if I mentioned this, Malfoy’s dad and Tom Riddle are pretty hot.”

How to Get Away With Murder {Sentence Starters}
  • "Damn, I was hoping I'd get to be the first one to tell you."
  • "I've been staring at the walls for like three days."
  • "Oh my God, are you crying?"
  • "I tried to give you an out. Don't forget that when this all goes to hell."
  • "Do you know who anyone really is?"
  • "I didn't mean any of it, and I know you didn't either."
  • "I don't want things to end this way. I want us to work through this."
  • "You'll only have yourself to blame if it ends badly."
  • "Because whatever you did, whatever the truth is, I will stay by your side through all of it."
  • "Why is your penis on a dead girl's phone?"
  • "Think carefully, everything after this moment will not only determine your career but life."
  • "Come home so we can be together. Come home."
  • "Let me help you. Because if you do, I promise you will get away with this."
  • "She apologized to me. That's not something she does. Ever."
  • "Thank God I don't have a gun or I'd shoot _____, myself."
  • "A lot of times I think the world would be a much better place without me in it."
  • "You do realize I'm not scared to hit a bitch?"
  • "Get me some chocolate chip cookies. I hate all this healthy food!"
  • "You call it crazy. I call it winning."
  • "I can't sleep without having nightmares. I'm scared I might be going crazy."
Levihan week day 5: Blue

“My favorite color is blue.”
“What?”
“I said my favorite color is blue.”
“Where the hell did that come from, shitty glasses?”
Hanji shrugged.
“I simply felt like saying it. Blue is the color of the sky and supposedly the color of the ocean. It makes me dream of the world outside the walls and a life with no titans.”
“I thought you would cry in a world with no titans.”
“With no titans to study I would just observe the world itself, along with other creatures, and the ocean.”
“Why the hell do you even have a favorite color when we could die any day?”
“For just that reason, I could die at any moment so might as well die with a favorite color.”
“That’s ridiculous.”
“I knew you would say that. But next time you see blue just look at it for a moment and maybe you can see why I like it so much.”
“Tch.”

But he did. As he walked through a field one day to clear his head he passed a cluster of flowers. Then he hesitated, before bending down and peering at a small blue flower.
It had beautiful shades of azure, turquoise, and aqua, all shimmering and glistening in the sunlight.
Carefully folding his fingers around its delicate stem, he plucked it from the earth.
Turning around, he headed back towards where Hanji was, flower in hand.

2

I come home from work and one of my friends sent me this link to Mark’s recent FB post. After reading this, I quickly understood the situation. I go to my social media and let me tell you, I was so fucking disappointed.

“WTF MARK YOU ARE MINE”
“WHY DID YOU LIE TO US MARK”
“SHE ISNT EVEN PRETTY”

What the hell? I understand people crush on Mark but someday he will get married. THAT’S NO SPOILER! That’s just a fact. Do you understand how he must of felt writing this? He did it for us and look at how some are reacting. If you are harassing him or Jess, reevaluate your life.
Let the man be happy, he shouldn’t have to be harassed just for finding someone to love. If you can’t accept that then just fucking move on.
If you are supporting Mark regarding this, I’m proud of you. I’m happy he is seeing people. He really is a sweet guy and deserves it. I would totally make vine edits of them and would be my OTP!

-fangirlofyt

Ok, this AU needs to happen.

JACKRABBIT DRAGON AGE 2 AU.  HELL YES.  WHY, YOU ASK?

Let me explain my reasoning…

First off, Here you see Bunny


And Hawke, AKA HUMAN ASTER.

I MEAN COME ON….I SEE NO DIFFERENCE.

Then you have this son of a bitch

AND THIS GORGEOUS JACKASS, FENRIS

couple of little fun facts about Fenris here that are similarities between him and Jack.  

For starters, WHITE HAIR.  He also has this magic burned into his flesh which glows and is kinda like Jack’s ice powers and glowing staff.  Second, He has no memory of his life before he became a slave.  He ran away from his Master Danarius (WHO WOULD TOTALLY BE PITCH) because he was humiliated and sexually abused by him.  He has a hard time dealing with his past.

Also, has lonesome issues and issues with people touching him. 

Oh and did I mention Hawke and Fenris are cannon?

Richonne Positivity: Sartorial Similarities and Colour Psychology


Remember when Rick was wearing that tight, brown shirt? Yeah, I know most of you do! I did, hell I went and wrote a story about it! Well, it didn’t escape my notice what Michonne was wearing also; a brown top and dark jeans. They were colour coordinated at a time when they were both being portrayed as having small clashes and disagreements in leadership. Michonne wanted to find somewhere that they could live and Rick, it seemed, needed some convincing.
I wanted to talk about the subtext of their sartorial similarities at a time when they were of a different mindset. I’ll speak a little about colour psychology and some of the meanings behind why Rick and Michonne were dressed the same.
Power Dressing
Television shows have entire wardrobe departments dedicated to procuring and creating costumes for our favourite characters; these costumes are well thought out and serve a purpose. We get to see the identity of the character come to life through their outfits as well as show how the other characters, and the general audience, sees them as well. Symbolically, having Michonne dressed in an outfit that matches Rick’s, the leader and alpha of their group, shows that they are, and should be considered, equals in their power, strength and influence.  Subconsciously, we are reminded of this through having both characters in matching attire; this complements Michonne’s direct words and actions and while no one gave it too much thought, it is reinforced that she is a leader is her own right.
Rick ended up doing what Michonne wanted to do after all!
Colour Psychology
The colour brown signifies stability, protection and support of the family unit with a keen sense of duty and responsibility. Security and belonging, with a focus on family and friends, is of the utmost importance.
Loyalty; sensuality; practicality; dependability; warmth; comfort; sensitivity; quality and simplicity are all represented by the colour brown.  Strength, maturity and reassurance are also signified by the colour. Any of these words can be used to describe the interpersonal relationship between Rick and Michonne.
So, without saying anything else, here’s Rick and Michonne wearing the hell out of brown!