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❧ h.js | assassin!au

Originally posted by visual-17

pairing; seventeen joshua x reader

genre; bulletpointed, assassin!joshua, fluff, doctor!reader, mentions of blood

collab with; @kpop–fics

tags; @lunarjihoon

notes; my asssassin!aus are getting waaay to fluffy for a supposedly dark au i’m sorry everyone AHAHA but hope you like this one!!

  • joshua assassin!au
  • did you think you were gunna get some dark shua
  • SIKE
  • jkjk
  • he’s the medic ??? of the team 
  • idk what you wanna call it but
  • he basically cures everyone on the team
  • and prevents them from dying lol
  • no i mean seriously joshua is seen as the florence nightingale of the group 
  • but ok he does go on the missions too
  • since he has the most advanced knowledge on medicine and stuff like that ,, he can make doses that can kill their targets
  • basically poison doses lol
  • andddd he’s always busy 
  • like 
  • he doesn’t have time to rest 
  • AT ALL 
  • because
  • every day 
  • like every single day
  • after every single mission
  • there would be at least one wounded member on the team 
  • “smh guys can’t you be more careful” 
  • “YOU TRY IT THEN” 
  • “…nvm” 
  • he usually does the behind-the-scenes work and not the actions aha
  • & he usually gets really worried when someone gets injured bc he knows how bad it could get
  • it could go from 
  • “seungkwan got a scratch on his cheek”
  • to
  • “SEOKMIN HAS HIS INTESTINES RIPPED OUT JOSHUA SAVE HIM” 
  • like what the fuck guys
  • well 
  • no matter how busy it could get 
  • it was something he did like doing 
  • he liked the feeling of being important to the team 
  • and 
  • the fact that he could make the members feel better
  • but surprise surpriseeeeee
  • he actually didn’t plan on becoming part of an assassin team 
  • all he wanted was to become a doctor 
  • but 
  • since his group of friends pulled him into this 
  • ,,,
  • why not 
  • they were all childhood friends and had promised to stay as a group when they were still really young
  • and their friendship had remained strong throughout the years
  • so sure
  • they need someone to look after them anyways
  • it was kinda funny to imagine that they would be nowhere without him 
  • seokmin would probably have his kidney hanging out of his body or something
  • but today, it was joshua himself who got injured 
  • they were on a mission to kill the president of a corrupted company
  • so all of them went,, since the building was really big
  • and jeonghan stayed in the car as standby
  • jihoon too,,, he was just monitoring them aft hacking the building’s cctvs
  • soo for those in the building
  • they were moving tgt, although pretty spaced out
  • joshua lagged behind the group bc he was on the lookout
  • but suddenly someone just grabs him from the back and joshua managed to kick him off
  • but that man came back and just flung him
  • shua was practically thrown against a window + shelf while trying to attack back
  • and there was a huGEE gash running up his upper arm
  • resulting in his arm bleeding a waterfall of blood
  • apparently the company had higher security than they had predicted so
  • abort mission for real
  • when they were in the car + when they got back, joshua couldn’t do anything bc ,,,
  • i mean ,,,
  • how tf is he supposed to treat himself
  • soonyoung was just pressing a thick cloth onto the wound but it wasn’t of much help really
  • everyone else would be able to help with minor wounds but this one was asdfgkl
  • ,,, joshua wouldn’t be able to help even if it happened on another member
  • it was that bad
  • and ok jeonghan knew how to stitch wounds up 
  • but they don’t have anesthetic
  • so he couldn’t stitch the wound up bc joshua would probably die from the pain first before dying from blood loss
  • and joshua was just getting paler and paler by the minute
  • this wound just couldn’t get treated by any of them
  • “i think we need to get you to a hospital”
  • cue joshua pouting bc he never really liked hospitals
  • the doctors never really cared
  • shua had a few hospital visits when he was younger
  • none of them being good experiences
  • like omg the doctors act as if everything can be cured by ice packs
  • got a bruise? have an ice pack. 
  • have a stomach ache? have an ice pack. 
  • broke your neck? have a fucking ice pack.
  • like do i look like a moron to you
  • ok back to the story
  • seungcheol was kinda hesitant at first but 
  • 1. he knew their assassin group was pretty private so no one would recognize them 
  • 2. shua was gonna die and
  • 3. shua is screaming
  • ok not really screaming screaming
  • but making weird grunting noises
  • of pain
  • whatever 
  • he needed to live
  • the team needed him
  • so 
  • an hour later 
  • joshua and everyone else were in front of the local hospital 
  • andddd you worked there as a pretty experienced doctor
  • so! 
  • suddenly
  • that night
  • a horde of men just run into the hospital like a fucking tsunami was chasing them lmao
  • “is there a doctor available?!!!” 
  • you were the closest to them and you didn’t even have to ask who’s injured
  • bc this,,, brown-haired guy,,,, in the middle of all of them,,, being held up by 2 guys,,, was literally red
  • like i mean everything was red
  • except for his face which was ghostly !!! white !!!
  • but his clothes were soaked in his own blood and his flesh on his arm was cut open and it was so deep and just
  • omg it was really really gory
  • you were pretty shook
  • “did you guys murder someone or something??”
  • everyone just gave each other awkward glances 
  • like um techincally yes we did
  • you quickly led them to a room and did all the procedures
  • aka stitching of the wound
  • but you didn’t allow the whole group of them to follow you in bc you counted 13 of them in total like nonononono get out all of you
  • so only seungcheol followed
  • you stitched up joshua’s wound after injecting him with local anesthetic to numb the area
  • and seungcheol had to look away bc ew
  • joshua was still really pale tho like the amount of blood he lost was ,,, a lot ,,,
  • “i think he’s gonna have to stay here for a day or two,” you told seungcheol
  • seungcheol just nods and leaves and you try to call him back to sign the papers but he juST LEFT 
  • you were dumbfounded like okay so you’re just ?? gonna ?? leave your friend here ???
  • but joshua (you learnt his name from seungcheol while you were stitching up joshua’s wound) was asleep
  • and reasonably so
  • he would’ve been really weak and tired, considering how much blood he lost
  • you couldn’t help but stare at him for a while bc he,,, looked ,,, cute
  • there was a little frown on his face but he still looked pretty relaxed
  • and his features and everything were just so perfectly sculpted ajdskjfh
  • ok no y/n you’re a professional doctor stop it
  • so you let him sleep in the ward after updating his medical reports
  • and you were on night shift so you were gonna stay in the hospital through the night
  • you went on your daily rounds and settled more patients
  • but when you went to check back on joshua about 4 hours later
  • mEJIK
  • pOOf
  • hE wAs gONe
  • the hospital bed was empty ,,, with just a few cash notes lying on the sheets
  • o and a little handwritten note too
  • which just said “thanks for stitching up my wound & taking care of me”
  • and the amount of cash beside the note was the exact fee he had to pay
  • okay maybe a few dollars less but that didn’t really matter
  • what mattered was that hE wASN’T WELL ENOUGH TO LEAVE YET
  • the wound would open again if he does any strenuous activity omg
  • but that worry didn’t last very long bc you had other patients to take care of
  • you couldn’t keep him on your mind like that
  • fast forward a few weeks later
  • joshua’s wound !! has healed !!!
  • not completely but the stitches are out (yes he did it himself) and the wound’s pretty closed already
  • but he still wasnt in prefect condition so he was sent on a fairly simple mission
  • which involved killing someone again
  • but this target was hospitalized 
  • so it was an easy task
  • all joshua needed to do was to insert the poison,,, venom thingy,,,, into that person’s IV
  • but no 
  • it didn’t go as well as planned
  • he realized that the person was staying in the same hospital as he was previously
  • but he didn’t think much of it bc he was here for only a short while
  • and his identity wasn’t really recorded soOooO 
  • he just went into the target’s ward, acting as a visitor, a regular mask covering his nose and mouth
  • and a casual cap over his head
  • i mean he looked pretty normal
  • and the target was soundly sleeping
  • joshua pulled the tiny vile from his pocket, quietly grabbing the syringe from the nurse’ table at the corner of the room, filling it with the poison and injecting it into the IV
  • “what are you doing?” 
  • joshua threw the syringe under the bed and stuffed the empty vile into his butt pocket and turned around
  • shit 
  • out of all doctors, it had to be you
  • you ran over, pushing him aside, ripping the IV out of the patient’s arm
  • the patient had woken up, obviously alarmed and confused
  • joshua looked away, afraid of being recognized by both you and his target
  • he quickly turned and walked-jogged right out of the room
  • you quickly told the patient to just go back to sleep first and ran after joshua
  • but by the time you got out, you couldn’t see him anywhere 
  • so you just ran down the hallway, pulling out your phone and calling the hospital’s security.
  • “hello? someone just entered the—”
  • you didn’t finish your sentence
  • the door of the storeroom on your right opened and someone grabbed you, placing a hand over your mouth and pulling you in
  • your phone was snatched out of your hand and that person switched your phone off
  • the door got locked but the hand was removed from your mouth
  • you were about to scream but when you saw the perpetrator’s face ;;; 
  • “joshua….?” 
  • you recognized him almost immediately 
  • he was one of the patients you wouldn’t forget easily
  • besides, he just came in a few weeks ago
  • joshua smiles a little when you remembered him
  • “hey.”
  • “what the hell? why were you in the patient’s room? what did you put into the IV?” 
  • your voice was getting louder and louder, causing him to widen his eyes & place his hand over your mouth again
  • he shushes you
  • “stop speaking so loud!” 
  • you stare at him like ??? i’m speaking loudly?? you’re the one who just tried to kill my patient???
  • joshua couldn’t reveal anything so he just ,,
  • “that guy isn’t good.” 
  • you were so pissed like did i ask that ????
  • joshua just changes the topic suddenly like nothing happened 
  • and he thanked you for the other time
  • “i know i haven’t thanked you face to face yet, but thank you. it’s a lot better now.” 
  • you looked at his arm where the wound was, but it was covered by his sleeve so
  • nvm 
  • he smiled at you again and you wanted to scream at him like
  • stop !!! smiling at me !!!!!
  • he was so cute you really couldn’t take it 
  • and so you just snatched your phone from him and left the storeroom 
  • but not before joshua makes sure you “don’t tell anyone about anything” and “pretend he was never here”
  • like ok i totally can do that 
  • he honestly didn’t seem like a bad guy
  • he seemed to hv good reasons
  • but no your morals got to you
  • you had to report him
  • he nearly killed someone
  • but before going to the security, you went back to your patient’s room to check if he was fine
  • but the moment you stepped in
  • you got fuckign strangled
  • by your patient
  • he was shouting something like “are you from their team?! did you just try to kill me?!” 
  • you were just helplessly clawing at his hands while your lungs contracted
  • you panicked
  • but suddenly the pressure on your neck disappears and you just crUmble to the floor
  • joshua had kicked him in the face and he was sprawled on the floor now
  • joshua grabs another syringe that was from his jacket pocket and just stabbed it into the man’s neck 
  • and the man just went unconscious
  • you were still,,, on the floor,,, spluttering and wheezing
  • joshua rushed over to you 
  • “are you okay?” 
  • he pats you a bit, and he suddenly just reaches around your neck gently, his thumb caressing your sore skin
  • when you could finally breathe again, you were just
  • “what was that? did you kill him?” 
  • joshua shook his head.
  • “it was just a heavy dose of general anesthetic.” 
  • that was joshua’s back-up.
  • you heaved a sigh of relief ;;;  joshua would’ve gotten into huge trouble if the man died 
  • you got really suspicious of joshua bc of what the man had said to you so you started ,,, cautiously ,,,, questioning joshua
  • and joshua told you. bc he trusted that you wouldn’t do anything.
  • and you didn’t !!! bc he just saved your life ,,, he was obviously a good guy
  • everything he said made sense too sooo okay
  • so you became a new “partner” of his team
  • you always helped the members treat their wounds and everything whenever they got injured
  • it was fun
  • and joshua liked to make jokes about how “getting injured isn’t bad now, i get to see you” 
  • :”))))) 
Hufflepuff!Joshua and Slytherin!Jihoon Hogwarts Headcanons

A/N: I’m sorry it took forever but I finished it and I love both of these boys so much.


HUFFLEPUFF!JOSHUA:

•literally the sweetest boi, I cri
•When he was put in Hufflepuff no one was surprised because he spent the whole train ride there being his gentlemanly self
•Helping people with their luggage if he saw them struggling or having a hard time carrying their things
•Holding doors for everyone- the ladies and  gentlemen
•Bc let’s be real Joshua Hong don’t care about your gender he just wants you to be happy and comfortable
•The lady with the snack cart rolls around to his section of the train and asks if he wants to buy anything
•And he’s like “oh no thank you, but hi what’s your name”
•Cue Joshua befriending the lady and learning her life story and the names of her 6 kids
•The lady is like “can I give an award to your parents for raising you to be this way”
•And Joshua is like !!! “My parents are great I’ll tell you why!”
•He tells the lady everything about his family and is so happy and  enthusiastic and the woman is almost in tears she’s so touched
•She’s all “if you need anYTHinG don’t hesitate to find me”
•She low key leaves him a bunch of snacks without charging him
•And he’s like “oh she must’ve left these, how nice” and shares with the other students around him and adfghjk  can you tell I love Joshua Hong because I do like who doesn’t
•I stg it’s impossible not to love him
•BUT ANYWAY
•FLASH TF FORWARD
•You know he’s one of the Prefects for Hufflepuff because like who else is more qualified? Soonyoung? No ma'am. Not unless we want a dance party every time people are trying to study in the commons room.
•Is really helpful and caring over the younger students and if he sees they’re getting frustrated/sad/homesick, he’ll just go full out dorky and get them to laugh
•Student: *is sad*
•Joshua: “Wanna see how high I can sing?” *SCREAMS*
•Student: *not breathing enough because of how hard they’re laughing*
•If anyone questions his prefect method of handling things (which is usually in a casual and memey way) he’s just responds like “well it’s a good thing they didn’t make you prefect, you obviously have no idea what you’re doing”
•*air horn noise x1000* KILL EM JOSH
•if he’s really worn out or just generally feeling down after a long day, he’ll go to his bed and slide his guitar out from the space under his bed frame and play really relaxing and beautiful melodies and sing along
•And EVERYONE KNOWS JOSHUA DOES THIS BC IF YOU HEARD THIS ANGEL DO MUSIC THINGS WOULD YOU KEEP QUIET? nope
•So if someone hears Joshua playing in his dorm room from the commons room it’ll be a chorus of shuffling and whispers of “he’s playing again! Everyone hush and listen!” Until everyone literally stops what they’re doing to listen to his beautiful voice and rhythmic guitar playing.
•Joshua wonders why he finds most of the Hufflepuff kids asleep in the commons room the next morning like “how did you all manage to fall asleep here?? Why wouldn’t you go to bed?”
•And Seungkwan and Hoshi are all “wELL yOU know these couches are so comfy ahaha”
•And Joshua is just like “ …k good to know”
•Everyone knows that if Joshua is ever up late playing pretty music it’s because he’s feeling down so they make like an organized system so that the next day, everyone is nice to him and only good things happen.
•Someone’s clumsy owl is flying straight for Joshua? Hoshi jumps and grabs it out of the air and then runs tf away so Joshua doesn’t notice anything happened.
•Some jerk looks like they’re about to start a fight with him? Seungkwan “accidentally” drops a vial of newts urine on the jerk.
•Seungkwan: *hair flips* “hmm… sorry bout that” *walks away*
•Joshua: “??? Are you okay? Let me help you”
•Joshua would literally help the guy clean himself up OBLIVIOUS TO THE GUY’S ILL INTENTIONS TOWARDS HIM and the guy would be like “WHY DID I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS ANGEL, I MUST PROTECT HIM”
•And this is how everyone comes to love Joshua
•Because how can you not?
•ALSO
•Joshua was talking with some random Hufflepuff kiddo about Naruto and a pureblood Hufflepuff walked by and was like “wtf is a naruto”
•And joshua was like “bro its an anime how do you not know this”
•And then the pureblood kid was like “wait what is anime?”
•Joshua immediately calls for a Hufflepuff house meeting
•“Okay guys it’s come to my attention that some of us aren’t aware of a certain reALLY awESoME thing called anime so we’re gonna have a marathon of a handful of them. I chose Fairytail, One Piece, and Haikyuu for tonight, let’s do it!”
•Half the kids are like “hECK YES”, and the other half are like “??? If it makes Joshua happy then sure I’ll stay”
•Some kid: “what about Yuri On Ice??”
•Joshua: “what ABOUT Yuri On Ice?”
•Another kid: “wait doesn’t Jeonghan kind of look like Victor?”
•Joshua: “omg, you’re right. no one tell him about it but let’s Photoshop his face onto Victor and fill his dorm with copies of it”
•The kids: “Joshua aren’t you supposed to be nice”
•Joshua: “I’m nice to you now hush Natsu is about to breathe fire”
•A couple of days later Ravenclaw!Jeonghan (at this point in time his hair is dyed silver and is longer like in the Mansae era) storms up to the Hufflepuff dorms with hands full of crumpled Victor posters, demanding to see Joshua
•Joshua is just like “oh it must’ve been one of your ravenclaw kids, us Hufflepuffs know not to start trouble”
•Jeonghan: “what do you mean you don’t start trouble, you have Seungkwan and Soonyoung in your house”
•Seungkwan: “LISTEN VICTOR GO BACK TO YOUR DORM”
•Jeonghan dyed his hair black and cut it shorter the next day
•All the Hufflepuffs were snickering and Joshua was like “doN’t make fun of him”
•Joshua: “hey Jeonghan nice hair” *knowing smirk*
•Moral of the story, everyone just wants this memey boy to be happy and loved, and he definitely is. Even by Jeonghan.

SLYTHERIN!JIHOON

•don’t make fun of his height unless you want to be hexed.
•Literally the other Slytherins call him “Prince of Hexing”
•He really likes hexes the best because they’re worse than jinxes but not at bad as curses
•They’re just the right amount of “don’t fuck with me, I dare you”
•Is also a prefect like Joshua,  but more because he’s really smart and good at handling situations that require leadership (like who could be the leader of a subunit with memes like Seungkwan and DK and not be a good leader smh)
•The other houses are like “woah this guy is hardcore”
•But his Slytherin kids know he’s a softie :)))
•Jihoon: “hey quit running in the hallway, who do you think you are”
•Actual translation of his emotions: “don’t run in the hall because someone’s gonna get hurt and I’ll be upset if you guys are in pain”
•He’s soft. But disguises it well.
•NO ONE TELLS HIM THAT HE’S SOFT UNLESS THEY WANNA BE HEXED THO LMAO
•Unless you’re like already good friends with him and just picking fun at each other and are like “aww you’re a cutie, ya know”
•Jihoon’s cheeks will flush brighter than a tomato
•Also the sleeves of his robes are a lil too long for his arms so he has constant sweater paws and it’s the cutest thing
•I’m not saying that he has a prank war with Gryffindor!Seungcheol but that’s exactly what I’m saying
•All the stereotypical negativity between Slytherins and Gryffindors has been channeled into pranking each other.
•For the most part it’s Slytherins Jihoon, Jun, Minghao, and Chan vs. Gryffindors Seungcheol, Vernon, and Mingyu.
•This war was initiated in the dining hall on one fine day *ba dum tss*
•Seungcheol may or may not have slipped a love potion into Jihoon’s drink (literally just for shits and giggles like he had no real reason to, he just wanted to see what would happen)
•the next person to go talk to Jihoon was Hufflepuff!Soonyoung
•Let’s just say that after a very accidentally romantic conversation between the two, that Soonyoung still has a crush on him lol (who wouldn’t)
•Soonyoung: “SEUNGCHEOL THANK YOU”
•Seungcheol: “??? You’re welcome?”
•Meanwhile Jun, Minghao, and Chan who were at the Slytherin table at the time never let Jihoon live it down
•So Jihoon is like “alright revenge time”
•So he plans to hex Seungcheol because like. that’s just what he does, he’s Prince of Hexes.
•He goes to the stadium one day because he left his bag behind when he was leaving quidditch practice (his position on the team is beater) and was like “oh God my homework is in there, what if it rains???”
•What a cute studious boy
•But yeah he’s getting his bag from the stands and thought that no one else was in the stadium but there he is. Choi Seungcheol. Out on his broom practicing (He’s the captain of the Griffindor quidditch team).
•Jihoon is like “welp it’s now or never”
•But he finds himself hesitating.
•he realizes that if he hexes Seungcheol, the role model for the Gryffindor kids, how is that going to reflect on their opinion of Slytherin kids?
•And Jihoon does NOT want anyone fucking around with his kids.
•So instead of putting a painful hex on Seungcheol, he turns Seungcheol’s originally black hair, very very pink.
•And he just leaves the stadium.
•Seungcheol meanwhile has no idea that this has happened, because he’s intensely practicing and there’s no mirrors around because it’s a stadium
•He only finds out when he walks into the Gryffindor commons room, vry tired from practice, and goes up to his dorm which he shares with Mingyu.
•Mingyu sees him and loSES IT
•He can’t even say why he’s laughing because he’s laughing so hard
•Seungcheol is literally about to throw hands when Mingyu just shoves a hand-held mirror in his face
•Seungcheol stops moving and just thinks really hard.
•And he knows that it was Jihoon. he knows in his sOUL that it was Jihoon.
•Mingyu is like “its okay man do you want me to fix it?”
•But Seungcheol is like “no. let’s have the rest of the school see what he did”
•Mingyu: “pffft okay, princess bubblegum”
•Seungcheol: “right back at you, Cheeto”
•Mingyu: :/
•ANYWAY BACK TO JIHOON LMAO
•I got side tracked whoops
•The next day in the dining hall (because yes this is a high school, it’s just for magic and stuff, so like all high school dramas/movies, shit is gonna go down in the caf)
•Seungcheol walks right up the Jihoon who’s sitting at the Slytherin table and is like “like my hair? ;)))”
•Jihoon is like “yeah, it really suits you”
•And Seungcheol
•My boy, Seungcheol
•We know how he gets a lil reckless when he’s competitive
•So Seungcheol says “I’m surprised you could even see the color from all the way down there”
•Before Jihoon can stand up or react or do anything, Seungcheol’s pink hair is covered in an apple pie
•An apple pie that Slytherin!Minghao just happened to be taking to Jun who was sat further down the table
•Jun: *yelling at Minghao in Chinese* “omg my freaking pie!!”
•Minghao: *yelling back in Chinese* “it was fOR A GOOD CAUSE”
•Seungcheol is just standing there. And on the inside he’s thinking “fair move, Slytherin”
•And he just turns and gives Mingyu and Vernon a certain look full of determination and a lil bit of craziness tbh
•they know what Seungcheol wants them to do lmao
•Cue Mingyu’s look of horror and Vernon’s biggest smile
•Vernon stands on the Gryffindor table and yells loud enough for everyone to hear:
•"FOOD FIGHT!!”
•And metaphorically speaking, shit hits the fan. Literally speaking, Minghao is immediately pied in the face by Jun.
•Minghao: *still yelling in Chinese* “WE’RE ON THE SAME SIDE”
•No but forreal everyone in Gryffindor and Slytherin are throwing food across the cafeteria at each other.
•And you know how in the dining hall there’s just four really long tables, one for each house? Well the Slytherin and Gryffindor tables are the outside tables.
•Which means they are throwing food OVER the Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff tables. and a lot of food begins to hit these two houses too
•Jeonghan and Joshua just make eye contact and nod and then everyone is in this fight
•It lasts for about fifteen minutes until the professors can get it under control
•When the professors ask who started it, everyone knows about Seungcheol and Jihoon’s feud, so the finger is pointed at them.
•While sitting in Dumbledore’s study, its dead silent but Jihoon and Seungcheol are shooting glances at each other every couple of seconds
•Until they finally make eye contact and bust out laughing
•“did you see Seungkwan get knocked out of his chair because Vernon threw a whole chicken at him?”
•“Of course but did you see the look on Jeonghan’s face when Wonwoo smeared peanut butter into his hair?”
•Dumbledore walks in and is like “I see you don’t regret your actions, but you’ve made a special bond with one another, so I’ll let you off the hook this time around”
•Seungcheol: “wow, really?”
•Dumbledore: “lol no, you two get to clean up the whole dining hall, without using magic. But that’ll give you two more time to get to know one another and realize you’re more similar than you think”
•So Jihoon and Seungcheol spend the whole night cleaning, but they also talk the whole time, too.
•By the end of the night it’s like they’ve know each other their entire lives.
•The next day, Jihoon sees Seungcheol in the dining hall and smiles at him and everyone is like “…what. Jihoon just smiled at someone. and it was seuNGCHeoL. Are they friends now?”
•But everyone just goes along with it and no one holds any grudges.
•Except for Minghao @Jun lmao