why out of them all you have to throw that at my baby's feet

The signs as types of fans

Aries: “you’re bashing my baby? Well back up 363728 feet because I’m aboutta spit sum fire @ u”

Taurus: “Honestly nobody can actually call MY baby their baby lol”

Gemini: in 10 different fandoms “lol lets all have sex”

Cancer: “You guys have no idea how much you mean to me you’re my life”

Leo: “My fandom is 10x better than yours”

Virgo: *helps out other people in the fandom w their emotions*

Libra: “GUYS THEY CAN DATE WHOEVER THEY WANT”

Scorpio: “I’m honestly about to help Aries throw hands with whoever is talking shit”

Sagittarius: *drama going on* “THERES A POSITIVE SIDE TO THIS”

Capricorn: “WHY DO I FUCKING LOVE THEM WHY COULDNT I BE IN THE PITBULL FANDOM MY LIFE IS OVER”

Aquarius: *makes weird edits*

Pisces: *writes fanfic*