why not marry me

This conversation took place soon after starcrushed aired
  • Narrator: SO this happened right after starcrushed aire my friend is still behind thought face the music didn't air yet
  • Emma: Just when I thought it was going to be a nice calm episode about camping....
  • Me: Oh ya that episode!Wait Thats season 2?
  • *laughs*
  • Me: you clearly haven't been paying much attention.
  • Have you?
  • *laughs alot*
  • Emma: Obviously not XD
  • Me (laughing hysterically like a maniac)
  • *laughs some more*
  • Me(straight face): nothing is ever calm here.
  • Emma : I just imagined that
  • Oml she just turned into marry pipons
  • Me(sharpening knife): Nothing. EVER.
  • Emma: why is he saying llamas pyjamas
  • Me (slams knife into table):
  • Nothing is ever normal in this fandom.We are the new gravity falls!
  • Emma: oh
  • Me: Once you come in you never come out
  • Emma: its like that for many fandoms
  • Me: if you try and leave (devilish grin) we will narwhal blast you
  • Emma: poor Marco
  • Me: Soon Emily you will be stuck in a ragging ship war worst then stydia vs stalia.
  • Emma: Oh dear
  • Me: The writers have made it a living hell.
  • Me: Both ships have canons but one stronger then the other.
  • One still has hope to rise and conker the other close to failing but who knows it could pick itself up.
  • Emma: if you say so
  • Me: The dreaded war
  • Starco vs jarco
  • But no one suspects the other ship
  • TOMCO waiting patiently to strike
  • Being smart
  • Letting starco and jarco destroy each other and at their weakest Tomco will Strike back.
  • Emma: NO.
  • (Growls)
  • Me: Why must we Tomco fans be forced to choose a new OTP
  • Why do we let ourselves get pushed around by starco and jarco
  • Emma: because
  • Me: When we can strike back when they least expect it!
  • Emma: ITS A CRACK SHIP AND THOSE ARE ALWAYS THE MINORITY!
  • Me: SHOW THEM WE HAVE HOPE
  • I say tomco lives and our enemies' canons have killed enough of ours. Tonight we see who survives starco or jarco.
  • Tonight we strike.
  • We are not crazy just hopeful.
  • Emma: oh dear I'm becoming a svtfoe fangirl
  • Me: TONIGHT WE TAKE BACK WHATS OURS!
  • TONIGHT WE SHOW THEM WHO WAS ALWAYS THE CRACK SHIP!
  • UNLEASH THE SECRET CANONS!
  • Emma: NO.
  • Me: TONIGHT WE UNVAIL MARCO S SEXUALITY
  • EMMA: omg this fandom is crazy and running off on me
  • Me: Tonight we strike back!
  • LOWER THE SAILS!
  • FILL THE CANONS!
  • STARCO AND JARCO BE CARFUL AND WATCH YOUR BACKS BECAUSE A NEW SHIP HAS JOINED THE WAR!
  • Emma: WAHHH we need backup!
  • ME: STARCO WILL DIE AND JARCO WILL BEG FOR MERCY
  • BUT WE WILL GIVE THEM NONE!
  • Emma: help I'm just an apprentice in this ship!
  • Me: YOUR SHIP WILL SINK!
  • But it's not to late!
  • Emily join my ship please you don't have to make it hard for me...
  • Emma: NEVER!
  • Me: please Emily it doesn't have to end this way.
  • Emma: you taught me everything I know... How did you turn into... into..... into this?!
  • Me: Emily are you... are you choosing your OTP over our friendship...
  • I must confess something...
  • Starco was always my guilty pleasure...
  • Emma: I KNEW IT!
  • Me: but I can't let my ship down now it's to late
  • Emma: we can form an alliance
  • Me: starco and tomco? Really
  • Emma : yes !
  • And that's the story of how starco and tomco are now allies
  • The message must be passed to all starco and tomco fans but keep it from jarco

My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”

Person A: I like you, y’know

Person B: *smiles* yeah, I know

Person A: what do you mean, “you know”?

Person B: why are you getting all worked up? we’re married. of course you like me. why would you marry someone if you didn’t like him?

Person A: well, i don’t know. but you could have said “thank you”! or maybe, “I like you too!” or “I like you more!” I can’t believe this.

Person B: *whispers* please save me

  • Person B: *Staring at person A, is drunk* How are you real?
  • Person A: *obviously teasing* Actually I'm not, you imagined me just now
  • Person B: *starts crying*
  • Person A: B-babe wha-?
  • Person B: I knew it! Only I could create someone as irritating and beautiful as you to be with me!
  • Person A: ... Why did I think marrying you was a good idea?
Super Sappy Lines Prompt List

Because sometimes you just want to write the sappiest shit you can handle.

  1. “I’m in love with you.”
  2. “Please don’t leave me.”
  3. “It’s always been you.”
  4. “Shut up and kiss me.”
  5. “I’ve wanted this for so long.”
  6. “I can’t wait any longer.”
  7. “Can I kiss you?”
  8. “Can I touch you?”
  9.  “I missed you so much.”
  10. “Stay with me forever.”
  11. “I thought you didn’t want me.”
  12. “I want you. Only you.”
  13. “The way I feel when I’m with you…”
  14. “I’ll always love you.”
  15. “Please marry me.”
  16. “Why haven’t you kissed me yet?”
  17. “Because I love you!”
  18. “You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”
  19. “I can’t stay away from you.”
  20. “I’ve been waiting all my life for you.”
  21. “I’m better when I’m with you.”
  22. “You make me so happy.”

PS if you write anything from this list, will you tag with #sappyprompts so I can see it? <3

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