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canadianwheatpirates  asked:

haiku-robot has really improved with the syllables recently. i'm so impressed :D

I’m so very proud! That robot’s learning quickly, too quickly perhaps…

Me: I’m fucking bored and no one is updating

Brain: Hey Bitchface, you’ve got a one shot you’ve been working on for literally months, and you only have 11 days to finish it. 

Me: …If only there was something to do…

Damnit Tumblr

The new layout for the app activity page is so BADDDDD OMG WHY??? Why would you think this is a thing people asked for???? This isn’t Instagram where it’s convenient for the user interface. I want to be able to see the individual reblogs and be able to go to the post if somebody added to it. As someone who is 98% on mobile, this new update is so unintuitive!! Now I have to go to the post and into the notes and THEN view the reblog. Like that’s so many more steps than how it used to be!!!!! And some reblogs get lost too! Like I get a notification that someone reblogged a post and when I try to find it in the activity page WHOS PURPOSE IT IS TO KEEP TRACK AND SHOW ME I can’t find it so then I have to go through the previously mentioned steps again. The only thing I’m ok with so far is the new way to read tags all at once and the labs thing sounds very cool.

I cannot possibly emphasize what a constant trial it is being friends with me.

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tony being a confused puppy after peter refuses his offer to join the team

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Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws love and hate ambient noise. It needs to be a specific kind of noise depending on what they’re doing, and if it varies too far from the ambient noise they wanted, they just find it distracting.

do u ever spend literal days thinking about the baffling layers of nested self-aware satire in this single four-word caption in the Slayer’s Cake commercial because I do

I think this is pretty accurate

@chase-brody-protection-squad
@magic-marvin-protection-patrol
@ego-protection-squad
@fear-is-nameless
@lum1natrix

@schneeplestein-protection-squad

@therealjacksepticeye just LOVES watching us burn, dontcha Jack?

•Update: @pixlpit yOU DID THIS?? I’M 👌 CLOSE TO FLYING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND LIGHTLY POKING YOUR FACE BECAUSE I STILL LOVE YOU, BUT THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES. •UPDATE 2.0: FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE VIDEO IT’S FROM, IT’S FROM THE NEW GORN VIDEO. ALSO WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE REBLOGGING AND LIKING MY STUPIDITY AAHHHHH
warhammers, shields, arrows, swords...what century is this?? have you not heard of guns??
what signs the greek gods are

Zeus: Aries

Poseidon: Leo

Hades: Capricorn

Hera: Scorpio

Hestia: Taurus

Demeter: Cancer

Athena: Virgo

Ares: Aries

Hephaestus: Virgo

Artemis: Aquarius

Apollo: Gemini

Aphrodite: Libra

Hermes: Sagittarius

Dionysus: Libra

Persephone: Pisces