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dirk gently’s holistic detective agency + text posts 1/?


Mistakes were made. And worse is that you failed to keep the subjects contained and recover them after the initial breach. Now we have potentially dangerous individuals at large. Over 30 of them

And currently we only have budget to surveil one

okay but dan makes jokes about looking like a potato but he is so fucking gorgeous he is hot shit why have no modeling agencies gotten my boy on the runway like have you seen how much his clothes cost he has a deep love and appreciation for fashion and follows trends and wears shit that takes guts because he was meant to be on that runway and anyone who disagrees with me doesn’t have eyes

“I’m a piranha in the stream of creation.”
- “Do you know Ken?”

Bartnado 2, 2017, Dir. Max Landis

me, showing up in ur room in the middle of the night: have you watched dirk gently yet?

me, suddenly stepping out of a dark alley: do you even know how good dirk gently is?

me, dangling in front of ur window: dirk gently is not only brilliantly written but  also  has a wonderful cast!

me, tapping u on the shoulder while standing in line behind you: dirk gently is a masterpiece and isn’t getting enough appreciation.

me, every second of every day: just watch dirk gentl!!!!!1111!!!!!!


You go by Patrick Spring now but your real name is Zachariah Webb, and you made a terrible mistake.

Zachariah Webb/Edgar Spring/Patrick Spring through the decades as requested by @quingigillion

I own a marketing agency and a client of mine decided to open up a youth focused charity based on positive thinking. I loved the message and reasoning behind her charity so we offered to help.

The problem - she had already picked and trademarked the name for the charity. It was a cute mash up of the word positive and another word. It was difficult to pronounce, say, and read - however even more important it was one autocorrect away from a porn site and several porn topics.  

This is why you hire the marketing agency FIRST.