why no one has done something like this before

Humans are Weird

So, I just thought of my own humans-are-the-weird-ones thing. What if humans were the only race to develop clothing and other things that are used simply to change our appearance. The other races don’t use clothing for protection from their home environments, and use vehicles for exploring non-native environments. Armor exists, but in a non-ornamental way, and generally doesn’t do much to change appearance, or is at least non-individualized. Makeup and nail polish are unknown, though tattoos and piercings are known to be used by some cultures for ranking and identification purposes and are not used ornamentally by any race other than humans. Hairstyles are not unknown, but are all generally for practical (keep it out of the way! I need insulation! I need shade!) reasons.

At first, aliens just think that there are a lot more humans than there really are, that humans that look alike with small differences are just family members, and that humans just naturally tend to be known solely by their family name. (Like, Alien “Ralph” meets Human “Bella Tailor” one day, sees her the next day in a different outfit, and thinks that he/she is meeting a relative of the human he/she met earlier, and that their family name is “BellaTailor.”)

Humans, at first, just thought that aliens were terrible at matching faces and names… and that they were apparently all nudists, but hey, who cares? Different cultures and races and all that, you know.


“Hello, BellaTailor. My name is Ralph. I believe I met your relative the other day. How is she doing?”

“I do not have a sister, Ralph. You must be mistaken.”

“That cannot be! She looks just like you, only more… pink, I believe is the correct color-word… and has your name! You must be relatives! It would be too much of a coincidence for you to not be related!”

“Where… exactly… did you meet my ‘sister’?” 

“Oh! We were on the same shuttle together. I must admit I am surprised; I thought that there was only one human on the ship’s roster.”

“Ralph, I am the human you met there. Remember how we talked about how uncomfortable those one-race-fits-all shuttle seats are?”

“But… no… you are different colors and patterns! This is a terrible joke. I wouldn’t suggest trying it on anyone else.”

“Dude, all I did was change my clothes. It’s not like I’m a whole ‘nother person, despite what commercials and such would have you believe.”

“Clothes?”

“Right… nudist… um… let me just… show you?”

Bella precedes to take off her top (not like they’ll care, they’re nudist anyway, right? eep, here goes nothing, really hope this is okay). Ralph thinks she means that they’re a race that sheds their skin, though he’s put out and puzzled over how no one mentioned that fact to anyone. After all, shedded skins can really clutter up an area, especially at the rate she seems to shed, though it could explain a few things. Bella, frustrated, puts her top back on, takes Ralph to her quarters, and shows him her clothing (which was still mostly packed due to limited storage space). Ralph finally sort-of understands, but the idea is totally trippy and weird to him.

“What did you think I brought so much luggage for?” 

“Well, I didn’t really want to pry, and your planet is… a bit… cluttered…”

*sigh* “Dude, I can’t… I just… urgh! WHY ME?!?!?!”


After many misunderstandings the aliens are brought to understand that humans can change their appearance in many ways, practically at-will. 

Then the whole issue of “camouflage” comes up. By this point, humans have developed advanced camouflage that automatically mimics the wearer’s surroundings. The other races react in various ways. Some are rather neutral about this discovery. Others are afraid. But many desire to obtain the art and secrets of “camouflage” for themselves. The earth and humans are now at the center of a conflict that borders on war - Intergalactic war. Because we’re the only race to have actually thought of camouflage. Thankfully, the other races begin to catch on before full-blown war is unleashed, but it is a very close thing.


@howtotrainyournana @crossroadsdimension Look! I came up with one! :D YAY for tired-brain-creativity! WHOOO (don’t really feel tired now, but I should be, and I know I will be when I have to wake up in four hours. :/ why does the coffee only seem to work when you actually want/need to sleep?)

What about the RFA and Unknown and V finding out that MC has a career in the arts (author, artist, actor or something like that?) @saeranlover


Lol it’s been like 5,000 years since I’ve done a request, here you go bbies

Yoosung:

  • It was always a lingering thought in Yoosung’s mind
  • The thought always came randomly, but sometimes he swore that he  recognized your voice
  • Like the one time you yelled “Come at me!” at a friend who was teasing you and he just froze for a second to think about why it sounded familiar
  • It wasn’t until one day he was testing out a LOLOL character he’s never played before and she screamed out a line of dialogue before her attack
  • And suddenly he heard your voice behind him perfectly recreate the line
  • He turned around to see you cheekily grinning from your place on the bed
  • But it was wiped off your face soon enough because baby boi just pounced you into a big hug
  • “MC WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU VOICED A CHARACTER IN LOLOL I WOULD’VE PLAYED AS HER MORE OFTEN IF I KNEW.”
  • You giggled as he rapidly asked you other things you voice acted in and gawked when he recognized the other characters you’ve voiced in games and cartoons
  • He’ll shyly ask you to reenact his favorite lines or scenes and his inner fanboy will show
  • Yoosung’s never really been into the behind the scenes stuff but he already somewhat was a fan of yours before so he’s basically dating his favorite VA
  • Silly lil’ peanut is gonna ask for your autograph on his merch of the characters you’ve voiced

Jaehee:

  • She found out during one of your nights in
  • You were in the kitchen preparing the snacks while Jaehee sorted through the set of musicals the two of you had rented for tonight (you finally convinced her that watching ‘Promiscuous Jalapeno’ for the 8th time in a row was a little much)
  • Once that was all said and done, you cuddled up to Jaehee while the movie started as she fed you popcorn
  • Oh crap, you recognized this movie
  • You actually got the part of the main dancer in this film (it was your typical dance batte film)
  • You somewhat never wanted her to find out  that you were an actor/dancer in fear of always being compared to Zen
  • Once your character was introduced, Jaehee’s eyes squinted a little at the screen before gasping and shaking your shoulders
  • “MC, MC, IS THAT YOU?”
  • “U-uhm nooooo…?”
  • “Wait, why would you keep this secret from me?”
  • After explaining your reasoning as to why, she just pulled you into a tight hug
  • “I’d never compare you anyone else, I love you just the way you are, famous or not!”
  • After watching the movie, she put aside the time to scour the internet for every performance you’ve been in and is about to be the proud owner of all your merch
  • jaehee please no that was our grocery money

Zen:

  • “lolol zen have you seen mc’s latest cover?”
  • “Cover? What’re you talking about?”
  • “the one on her youtube channel???”
  • “…”
  • “you do know what she does for a living, right??”
  • After Seven endlessly mocked Zen for not knowing what his own girlfriend did for a living, Seven graciously provided the link to your Youtube channel
  • Zen then proceeded to spend the next 3 hours of his life going through
  • your entire channel
  • He knew that you liked to sing and sounded like an angel but this
  • This is something extraordinary
  • You actually made a living doing this and he never even knew!
  •  He finally made his way up to your latest cover (which was uploaded about a week ago), and HO L Y  C R A P
  • It was the song he’s practiced at home for months on end for a musical he recently just starred in!
  • When you get home that night, you’re bombarded with compliments and questions (mostly compliments)
  • You explained that you never recorded around him because you were afraid that he might’ve thought you were going to use him for popularity
  • “Babe, I know you would never do that NOW WILL YOU PLEASE DUET WITH ME–”
  • Guess who has the best mashup cover of ‘Butterfly’ now

Jumin:

  • Coming home a few hours early was indeed a rare occurrence for Jumin
  • Usually when he came home, you were instantly there to greet him with a hug and kiss
  • He called your name, but there was no response, just a faint typing sound
  • After hanging his coat on the coat hanger, he began walking towards the noise, his hands already working on loosening his tie
  • “Ah, here you are, my love,” he said upon entering the officeroom
  • “Jumin, you’re home early,” you smiled, letting your husband wrap his arms around your shoulders and resting his chin atop your head
  • “The office had to close early for some renovations,” Jumin explained, “but I’m more interested in what you’re working on.”
  • “I’m working on my next book!”
  • The surprised look on his face made you remember that you never brought it up to him before, but now is as good as time as any to explain
  • Jumin seemed genuinely intrigued as he listened to your explanation on your book series, which was apparently very popular
  • When you finished, he asked if you could lend him the first addition, as he did enjoy reading in his spare time
  • And soon enough, he was hooked
  • He’d have long talks with you over dinner on how he wasn’t expecting a plot twist or how well you wrote your characters
  • Or about how you should hurry and finish the next book because you left him on a cliffhanger

707:

  • He’s known since the background check that you had a job in digital art but he tucked that away in the back of his head because there were too many other things happening at the time (eg the hacker, your sudden appearance, his emotions and job…)
  • It isn’t until one day where he’s been able to work for a few hours straight without you lecturing him about how he should take a break
  • So he got up from his chair, slapped his right leg a few times to wake it up, and ventured outside his office to find you
  • To no surprise, you were huddled inside in the bedroom, but this time with your drawing tablet in hand
  • “Hey Saeyoung,” you tiredly muttered, eyes still glued to the laptop screen
  • His eyes trailed to where you were looking and a look of mock hurt morphed on his face, “MC, how dare you draw a picture of another man!”
  • You stifled a laugh at your boyfriend’s dramatic tone, “Zen just asked me to draw some things for his website so I’m–”
  • You should me drawing me instead! Here, I’ll even pose for you!” 
  • You regret even looking behind you, because Saeyoung was already stripping down to his boxers, need I remind you the pair with cat faces on them
  • “DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS.”
  • “SAEYOUNG PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON AND GET TO BACK TO WORK!”

V:

  • Usually you were making some sort of noise in the house, but today you were oddly quiet
  • “MC? Where are you?”
  • “I’m in the living room,” you hollered back as he started making his way over, “Be careful not to bump my arm though.”
  • “What’re you doing?” he asked, taking a seat on the floor next to you
  • You explained that you liked paint and used it as a way to make some extra pocket money
  • V was very happy and excited to hear that you had an artistic career just like him
  • You were always delighted to describe the paintings to him, and you always did it with such passion
  • After awhile, he started to miss photography and he so badly wanted to see your work for himself
  • So he decided to get the eye surgery
  • Once he did, he was shocked at how much he can see your heart poured onto the canvas
  • You often went out into nature together and sit there together for hours to photograph/paint and enjoy one another’s company
  • You also loved painting some of V’s older photographs and he loved it and every single one is framed in the house
  • #artsycouple
  • The day you painted a picture of the sun and gave it to him, he cried

Unknown:

  • The first time Saeran ever walked into your room, his eyes immediately darted to the big, colorful collection of sticky note pads on your desk
  • He picked one up, noting that every one had a slightly different drawing than the others, “What’re these for?”
  • “Oh, I’m an animator! I like to use these sticky notes when I’m bored.”
  • He never got to watch cartoons as a child so this was all new to him
  • Watching you peacefully work is very, very soothing to him, to just watch the lines fill with color so smoothly
  • You even let him have some of your already drawn-on sticky note pads and he likes to flip through them when he’s nervous or needs to calm down when something’s bothering him
  • His favorite is the one you made for him where it goes “I love you, Saeran!” with a cute little doodle of a cartoony-looking you kissing his cheek on it
  • As mentioned before, he never got to watch cartoons or movies as a kid and he’s willing to watch the ones you’ve worked on
  • It always amazes him that you made what was on the screen and he loves it (he’s never said it out loud but it shows on his face)
  • He really enjoys the ones that are story-based rather than the nonsense slapstick ones (which is what Saeyoung enjoys, much to his dismay)
  • Seeing the childlike innocence in his eyes is heartwarming and you wouldn’t trade it for the world 
My Fake Boyfriend Part 11 (Final Part)

Summary: After receiving a very rude letter of your ex on the mail saying that he is going to get married. You see yourself not knowing what to do, you can just let it go or accept the help of your hot neighbor and pretend he is your boyfriend.

Paring: Bucky x Reader

Words: 3571

Warnings: A lot of emotions, a lot of fluffy and a little of smut.

@drinkfantasy thank you so much for being my beta. You are the best.

You are so happy, you can’t believe that today you are finally going to sleep on your own bed. “You know, I really like to see you wearing my clothes.” You smile at Bucky’s words as he hugs you from behind.

“I like to wear them, they smell like you.” You are wearing a pair of leggings and one of his sweaters. It’s so big and comfortable. “You can keep it if you want, it looks really good on you.” You turn around kissing him on the lips. “You are going to regret this, in a couple months you are not going to have any more clothes to wear.” You say playful, taking his hair out of his forehead.

“I don’t mind, I can always steal them back and this way they are gonna smell like you.” He is so sweet, you can’t believe how kind and precious Bucky Barnes can be, especially after everything he has been through.

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A Word on Sam...

I got an ask recently that really got me thinking about some of the issues I have with how the phandom views one character in particular- Sam Manson. Because while it’s perfectly valid to critique her as a character or even dislike her, this trend of bashing Sam reflects a deeper issue with hypocrisy in how we evaluate certain characters. Buckle up, this is going to be a long post.

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Better For Me (Part Two)

Pairing/Characters: Bucky x Reader, Steve x Natasha (Reader sometimes calls her Natalia), Sam Wilson, let’s just say everyone in the fuckin compound lmao

Warnings: Swearing, cocky!Bucky, sexual tension, eventual smut, it’s a slow buuuurn

Summary: You meet one of New York’s richest Bachelor’s. He’s hot, he’s rich, and he’s an absolute fucking asshole. Luckily for you, you’re an asshole too and you could take a challenge any day. Within the first 24 hours of knowing each other, you’ve already pushed each other over breaking point. But when something comes up, you’re both forced to try and get along. Can it be possible?

Word Count: 3011

Chapter Notes: Bucky apologises to Y/N but being the self centred prick he is, he makes her snap, making her push him to his breaking point. Does she really think he won’t go down until he’s pushed her to her breaking point?

A/N: The start is pretty filler-ish, all the nice stuff is near the end <3

<<<PREVIOUSLY ON BETTER FOR ME

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darling. 1,6k 12x12 coda. the aftermath. [ao3]

listened to this song on repeat while I wrote this

Mary stays behind for one reason or another, an excuse slipping off her tongue easily. None of the guys had really been paying attention at the time. Still, it makes it easier for Cas to climb into the back of the impala and just sleep. Not that he needs it, per se. It’s just something about being on the edge of death that wears an angel out and makes him want to crave sleep more than before.

They pull up in the garage at nearly one in the morning the next day, after Dean had driven the entire way with not a word from him. In some ways, it was the most awkward car ride that Sam had ever been part of. At the same time, he didn’t know what to say either. What do you do about someone who was nearly dead and then suddenly wasn’t? Congratulate them? Offer condolences? It’s complicated, just as the rest of their lives are.

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anonymous asked:

Riley wants to ask Farkle to the Sadie Hawkins dance, but another girl beats her to it.

//Thanks for the request Anon!! I really love the ideas I’m getting here. Thanks to everyone who has sent one//

Riley stood by her locker twirling a pink flower in her hands. This was silly. Why was she holding a flower? She put it back in her locker. She didn’t want to make a big deal out of it. She should be able to just go up to him and ask.

Than again…guys would always make a big deal out of it. Flowers, balloons, large neon colored posters. Why couldn’t guys get something like that done for them too? She took the flower once again. 

With a deep breath, she closed her locker and began to walk. She didn’t get very far before she returned to her locker. She couldn’t do this. What if he said no? 

But she needed to ask him. He was the only one she wanted to ask. She liked him. Like really liked him. 

She couldn’t believe that all this time she had missed it. She had been searching for her prince for so long without realizing he may have been there in front of her the whole time. 

If you asked her, she couldn’t point out exactly when she started to like him. It kind of just happened. Maybe she had always liked him. 

She thought about his smile. His sweet quirky smile that made her want to break out a smile too. She really liked that smile. She also liked his eyes and the way they lit up when he got really excited. She liked how silly and spontaneous he was. He always made her laugh without making much effort. Most importantly he was always there and she knew she could come to him about anything. 

Farkle. One of her best friends whom she cared about so much. Somewhere along the way of their growing friendship…she ended up liking him. If only he liked her back. 

Sure, he claimed to be in love with her since the first grade, but that couldn’t still be true. Could it? 

They’ve grown up. Things change when you grow up. Besides, he dated Smackle. And even though that relationship was over that didn’t mean he would go right back to loving Riley. 

She hinted a few times that she would ask him. Subtly, by asking if he already had a date. Hmm. Maybe that was too subtle. 

She really wanted to go to the dance with him. She didn’t know where this was going to go if he said yes. She didn’t expect much. But if something did happen she was sure it was going to be beautiful. 

Once again she took a deep breath. She began walking towards classroom 239. That’s where he was after school on Wednesdays. In his science club. She smiled thinking about that. He loved that club. 

As she reached the classroom she caught a glimpse of him through the door’s window. She would have entered the door right then if she hadn’t noticed the girl standing next to him. Standing too close next to him. Riley knew her. She was Alice, the president of the astronomy club. What was she doing here? Alice had her elbow on his shoulder as she went on about something she had discovered. Riley looked at Farkle who was smiling right back at the girl. Riley did her best to keep hidden, but she couldn’t walk away. If she did she would never ask him. She would just wait until he and Alice finished talking. 

Alice pointed to the microscope. “Here. I brought a sample of it with me.” She placed a slide under the microscope and played around with the knobs then stepped aside. “There take a look at it.” 

Farkle stepped up to the microscope and looked through the lens. “Would you go to the dance with me?” He read. Farkle lifted his head up from the microscope and gave Alice a confused expression. She was smiling at him. “So…would you?”

That was a good move…Riley thought to herself as her heart sank. She didn’t wait around to hear Farkle’s answer. It was too late for her. She put the flower in her backpack and headed home. 

—-

“Hey Riley!” Farkle said walking up to the brunette doing homework at the counter in Topanga’s. 

“Hi Farkle.” Riley didn’t look up and continued doing her work. 

“You didn’t stop by the science club today. You said you would.” Farkle stated. 

Riley still didn’t look up. “I-uh I did. I came in too late… I mean it was getting late.” 

“I saw you talking with a girl. Didn’t want to interrupt.” She looked up and forced a smile. “So you got a date?” She playfully added. 

Farkle looked down and shook his head. “I said no.”

Riley put down her pencil. “Farkle! A girl asked you and said no! Why would you do that? She looked like she really liked you.”

“I told her I was waiting for someone else to ask me.” 

Riley felt butterflies take control of her stomach. “You’re waiting for another girl to ask you?”

“Yeah.”

“Who?”

“I don’t know.” He shrugged and pressed his lips together. His knee was bouncing up and down nervously. “Do you have something to ask me?”

Riley bit her lip before pulling out the flower she had placed in her bag earlier. “It’s not as great as they way Alice did it but-” He words faltered. 

She twirled the flower. “Would you go with me- to the Sadie Hawkins?”

“Yes.”

“Yes?”

“Yes. I’d love to.” 

Wash away the pain

Spec fic: Emma copes with the belief that Killian has left her while he deals with the pain he has caused and desperatley tries to get back.

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There are fresh cotton sheets on the bed. That’s one of the first things she had done the morning after he hadn’t returned home. The hurt she had taken to bed with her the night before had hardened into something more potent over the hours she had spent lying awake long after the world had fallen asleep: wondering where he was and why he hadn’t called.

(Fearing it was she who had pushed him away. She was good at that after all.)

In a frenzy, she had torn the sheets away. The ones that smelled like his cologne. The ones where they had only the night before made blissful love as she wore his ring on her left hand. Thank god Henry was still asleep as she tossed them into the washer, her eyes full of tears, hoping that somehow the soap suds could wash away her own pain along with the scent of him.

Now another day had passed. Another day without sleep. Her eyes are red as she pushes her face into the too-clean pillow case. Her phone lies beside her, tauntingly bare of communication from him. She wants to call him. She wants to hear his voice and beg him to come home. It’s too quiet without his laughter. It’s too cold without his arms around her.

It doesn’t feel like home when he’s not there.

Oh how she wishes she could dial back the days. She wishes she could see that he was troubled.

(How she wishes he had believed in her enough to share his secret.)

They were both a little lost still, she realizes.

A little too broken.

And perhaps not enough.

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Dubsmash Wars

Originally posted by wwhatfinn

Request: hey Grant Gustin one shot? Where you and him have a dubsmash war (like the one the Marvel actors did and you both post them on Twitter and all the fans ship it and then you end it with a really cute one of both of you and everyone just really loves you together?

Notes: I’ve never experienced what the logistics of Dubsmash are so some of the technical things might be wrong. Otherwise I hope this was kind of what you were looking for, there are only a few ‘dubsmashes’ because otherwise this would be super long hahah. Hope you enjoy!

Y/F/N is “Your friend’s name”

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This is a loose list of things I hated in episode 12x21.

  • killing off Eileen was unnecessary. There was literally no point in doing it. The only thing they achieved was to get hated by the fandom. If they didn´t want to continue her character arc, they could have let her go to University or move to New Zealand. Whatever- it´d been better than THIS. And killing her like that- that´s just not right. 
  • why would the BMOL take Mary as a slave? AGAIN- there´s no point. They already have an assassin. And there´s no point in doing that to Mary. They could have shot her. I thought they were quick and effective- but no? They keep her? Why? So that she can free herself, eventually? Because to me that seems really forced tbh.
  • EILEENS DEATH RUINED MY DAY, OKAY?
  • Why is Crowley do stupid? He has been really dumb the entire season but apparently his last brain cells just vanished. Las season he was the king of souble crossing… and this season he just doesn´t notice a thing?
  • In S3 (?) we learned how demons can see the faces of other demons… so how did the demons miss what was going on with Crowley and the rat? 
  • HOW THE HELL DID THE DEMON DO THE CONTROL-THING??? CROWLEY HAS NO FUCKING BODY SO HOW THE FUCKING FUCK DOES LUCIFER CONTROL HIS DNA? WHAT THE FUCK???
  • Why would Crowley give the BMOL the fucking hellhound? That´s very OOC.
  • what would Crowey even gain from working with the BMOL? I get it- he has done it before (or tried it) with Dick Roman- but he was a Leviathan, one of the most powerful beings ever. So what the fucking hell? This fucking bitch is NOTHING. He could just kill her like he killed many others before?? Sarah for example? Or the dude in S11? 
  • Why is Lucifer such an asshole? I can´t believe I once liked his character. 
  • Was anyone interested in the relationship between Ketch and TB? EVER? i don´t think so. So why mention it? And why does the main bitch even bother? Doesn´t she have something better to do than stalk her stupid attack dog and his women?
  • Why did Sam and Dean even kidnap  the Toni-bitch? She told them everything. And she´s a monster. They should have shot her.
  • Same with Ketch- Dean LITERALLY had a gun against his head. 
  • And why did Ketch not kill THEM? He could have just done it. Leaving them there is forced. AGAIN.
  • And how did they even do the whole water& air thing? from the outside? That´d be a shitty bunker if people were able to manipulate those things from the outside. And if he regulated them from the inside- wouldn´t S&D be able to set them back to “normal mode”?
  • All those sexual innuendos- I know others have said this as well- but whY???? There´s no story plus there. They´re not even funny.
  • EILEEN

tempus-vulpes  asked:

"Fallen Angel is a trope seen all over pop culture. Redeemed Demon is not" You aren't implying that Magic never does anything unique are you? I have more faith in it than that.

No, the question was why we’ve done one and not the other. We’re more likely to have hit popular tropes than something that isn’t.

Why have we done Mad Scientist and not Monkey Barber? Because the first is a trope meaning everyone including us is more aware of it and thus thre’s more demand for it. That’s all I was saying. (And yes, now I’m going to start getting requests for Monkey Barber.)

We do plenty of original things. Maybe one day we’ll do a redeemed demon. It just isn’t something anyone has asked me for before today.

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30 Day Sailor Moon Challenge: Day Twelve - Favorite Inner Senshi and Why 

Since I already talked about Moon (link) and Venus (link), my next favorite inner senshi is Sailor Jupiter. I think her voice actress (link) explains really well why she’s such a cool character.

She’s kind, funny, graceful, kicks butt, and destroys all the stereotypes. I love that she punches Zoisite in the face before even becoming a Sailor Senshi. I love how she defends Usagi at the beginning of Stars. She also always has really interesting episodes (like the one where she trains in the mountains).

BTS Finding Out You’re Stalked By Sasaeng Fans [requested]

Disclaimer: none of these gifs are mine unless otherwise stated.

[If you have any specific requests or questions, you can submit them hereHere’s the masterlist for more imagines and scenarios/reactions. enjoy :)

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Age is just a number

Request: Can you write a RossixReader fic which they have a serious relationship but she is 27 years younger then him and Hayden(His 2nd ex wife) tries to tear them apart. I know I am very angsty but happy ending please :)

Words: 1,502  Authour: DJ Warnings: angsty till the end 

I hope you like it!

“Hey Garcia did you guys get a last minute case?” I ask into the phone. “No we didn’t. Why is everything alright?” “Everything’s fine Garcia. Dave is just a bit late is all.” I sigh. “Oh I’m sorry want me to call him?” She asks. “Nah that’s okay. I can do it. I just didn’t want to interrupt him if he was at work. I’ll talk to you later love.” “Alright my lovely angle. Talk to you soon.” Hanging up with Garcia I put my shoe’s on and grab my car keys. As I walk out the door I try and ring David again. I get in my car as it goes to voicemail I hang up and start the car. I back up and head to Davids’ house the entire trip worrying if he’s okay.
—–Time skip—–
When I pull into the drive way I immediately notice another vehicle in the drive way. I grab my gun for the glove-box and quietly get out of the car not closing the door as I go. I pass a window and look through and suddenly I regret coming. David is inside with another woman. I walk back to my car and close the door loudly tucking my gun in the back of my skirt. I knock on the front door and a second later David opens the door and smiles. “Hello darling.” He trys to greet me with a kiss but I turn away. “David.” Was all I said. “What’s wrong love?” he asks looking confused. Before I could answer the woman I had seen in the window walks to the door. “Oh who’s this Dave?” She asks as she eyes me up and down. I answer for him. “I’m his girlfriend. Who are you?” I ask crossing my arms. “She’s my ex-wife Hayden. She came her to ask for a favor.” He replies introducing her as if she was just any other person. I nod my head. “Nice to meet you. David can I talk to you in private please?” He nods his head and tells Hayden that he’ll be right back before he steps outside and closes the door. “What’s wrong Y/n is everything alright?” He asks. “No David everything is not alright. You forgot what tonight was.” He looks confused at my last sentence. “What do you mean? What was tonight? Did we have a date? I’m sorry Hayden showed up and said it was important. We can always reschedule.” He said thinking it was a simple mistake. Oh how wrong was he. “Never mind Rossi. Go take care of Hayden. She obviously means more to you than I do.” I snap crossing my arms again. “What Y/n that’s insane why would you say something like that over one date?” He asks getting mad. “Oh I don’t know I just thought our one year of dating would be a big deal. But I guess not. Goodbye Rossi.” As I speak I see realization of what he has done. But before he can apologize I get in my car and drive off. Going home and crying to sleep.
—–David Rossi P.O.V.—–
As soon as Y/n mentions our one year anniversary I know I messed up big. I walk into the house again almost forgetting about Hayden till she asks, “What happened?” I explain what happened to her as we have another glass of wine. After I was done she spoke up. “I mean it was probably for the best she looked a little young to be dating you.” She said looking at her nails. “What do you mean?” I asked. “I mean if I was that young and looked that good I would want to date someone more my age. But I guess some people are really like that.” “Like what.” “David you really thinks she’s dating you because she likes you. Please look at all the stuff you have honey she’s using you.” “Y/n wouldn’t do that she’s-” “I mean if you say so Dave but I think I would know more about girls then you do. Anyway I have to leave now. Bye Dave.” She kisses my cheek as she leaves but i hardly notice thinking if Y/n was really only in this because she liked me or my money.
—–Normal P.O.V.—–
I wake up around ten and look around not really wanting to get up. How could he forget. He sounded so exited about it the other day. Maybe he wants someone his age. I mean why else would he be so welcoming to her and let her distract him from such an important day. Besides I’m twenty-seven years younger then him. Maybe he was just using me to feel younger. I sigh and roll over pushing my face into the pillow crying again. I hear a knock on my door. I look at the clock and realize it is now one o'clock. The knocking doesn’t stop groaning I roll over and get up. Not bothering to wash my face or check who’s at the door I swing it open with a little more then enough force, “What.” I snap looking up to see David. “Oh uh hey Dave.” I say looking away. “May I come in?” He asks not even saying hello. I nod my head and step aside. “Don’t mind the mess I’ve been busy recently.” I say looking around my apartment noticing all the takeout boxes I have manged to collect from my secret writing habit. “Why are you with me?” Was the first thing out of his mouth. “What?” I ask a bit taken back. “Why. Are. You. With. Me?” He says, “Because if you are just using me for my money then we are done.” He snaps. I just stare at him in shock. How could he think that. “That’s what I thought.” He says taking my silence as a yes. He gets up and walks to the door but before he can get there I find my voice again. “You think I am that low of a person David? I did not fall in love with you because of your money.” He turns to look at me asking, “And how can I be sure you’re not lying?” “Because David if you remember correctly I didn’t know you had money until AFTER I told you I loved you. I found out when someone hit my car and i didn’t have the money to pay for it at the time and you offered to help! I can’t believe you think I’m using you.” I yell. He looks down and opens his mouth and closes it again. “Who even put that idea in your head David?” I ask my voice now just above a whisper. “Last night when you left I knew I messed up. But then Hayden offered to talk it out. We had some wine and she said the only reason you would be with me is for my money. I mean you are twenty-seven years younger then me you could have so much more. I guess I had to much wine last night and I don’t know. I’m sorry.” He said still not looking at me and he sounded like he was trying not to cry. “Do you think that little of yourself Dave? I fell in love with you because you treated me right. You were kind to everyone. You even offered to scare of my ex with your badge Dave. I think that’s the night I fell in love with you actually. You could have gotten in a lot f trouble for that but you did it anyway to make me happy.” I say letting a few tears fall. He walks up to me and hugs me hiding his face in my neck and I can feel his tears. “I love you too darling.  I’m so so sorry. I promise to make it up to you.” He says his voice slightly muffled. “I forgive you Dave. How about we start by going to McDonald’s and getting something to eat because I’m starving.” He laughs and pulls away. “Sounds like a plan to me love.” I get ready and when we arrive we bump into Hayden. “You’re still with her?!?” She asks in a slightly high voice. “I am she makes me happy and we cleared everything up.” He says calmly trying not to draw attention to us. She huffs and as she walks away we both here her mumble out, “ I was supposed to get with you. Rich fucking bastard.” We look at each other and role our eyes. Walking up to the counter and ordering our food. “Well she seems like a peach.” I say causing Dave to laugh. Once he calms down he turns and kisses me. “I love you. "Well that’s good be pretty hard to explain to the family if you didn’t.” “Y/n.” He whines. “Fine. I love you to ya big goof.” I respond kissing him one more time.

Class 1-A Tumblrs

Midoriya: All Might blogger, ultimate hero fandom blogger, reblogs positive posts, makes good gifs of All Might as his reactions, he’s the one you go to if you wanna know more about a hero (he has a side blog dedicated to finding hero stuff for cheap), over all a very positive blog with a few very dedicated followers

Bakugou: A N G R Y blogger who gives out actual good advice but regularly does it in a more than abusive and patronizing tone. He’s the reason the YFIP was created. Reblogs hero posts and only communicates in capslocks and key smashes. Has blocked more people than he has followers. He never changes his content but he does tag triggers without a shitty comment.

Ochako: would be a pastel space aesthetic blogger if she didn’t make the colors so bold and positivity blogger who regularly posts about ways to save money and live on the cheap. Regularly gets asks about how someone was feeling bad until the found her blog (she always replies with pictures of baby animals)

Tsuyu: Memes. Memes everywhere. You cannot escape these genuinely funny and good memes but why would you want to. Shitposts about adulting but still manages to give good advice. Her most popular post is a vine with her riding a unicycle and croaking “oh shit whaddup” in her most deadpanned voice

Kirishima: Fitness blogger who’s linked to his Instagram. He memes occasionally, but badly, although he’s got a few posts over a hundred notes. He always refers to his biceps as “the gun show” and no matter how many times Bakugou capslocks about not calling them that he never listens (he can neither confirm nor deny that he says this just for those keys mash moments). Retro Crimson Riot aesthetics.

Iida: study aesthetics and school advice that’s too complicated to actually follow. Has a good handwriting aesthetic because of how neat it is. Always reblogs posts concerning patience and good morals (regularly reblogs Bakugou’s angry key smashes and tries to calm him down with three paragraphs and a hands up emoji). ALWAYS reblogs Ingenium posts with his own add ons (he and Midoriya have had some posts nearly thirty reblogs long over how cool Ingenium is). Has a queue going until next year.

Kaminari: Unironic bad fashion aesthetics like neon leopard print Nikes and Pokemon art. Shitposts and memes but nothing spectacular. Has a Selfie Saturday where he posts like five selfies and then repeatedly refreshes to see how many notes they get. (Has a side blog dedicated to quotes and literary reviews and aesthetics)

Mineta: 18+ blogger all under aged followers will be blocked (he never fucking checks). Not even good porn it’s all boring or nasty no in between

Todoroki: slightly emo hipster blogger who posts a lot of “under the cut” personal rants and always gets genuinely shocked when people ask if he’s alright. Light memes but only the ones he finds funny (so once in a blue moon). Makes city aesthetics and only ever posts selfies that aren’t his face

Tokoyami: E M O A E S T H E T I C S and unironically has a Gemsona. Always gets asked if he’s a furry and he always replies that this person is testing the black waters of his hatred. Dark fashion blogger who has never posted a color that wasn’t black, red, or emerald. Reblogs Addams Family posts with #lifegoals. Thinks Tim Burton and Quentin Tarantino are the only true artists among Hollywood directors.

Yaoyorozu: study aesthetics and science blogger, she IS the science side of Tumblr. Magazine article links every single day. She doesn’t understand what a meme is and at this point has stopped trying, but she does reblog puns. She and Iida make up half the study aesthetics page. A good body positivity blog TBH. Keeps a posting schedule religiously.

Ashido: body positivity, fashion and make up blog, her positivity posts don’t make sense half the time because of all the emojis and bad spelling but her energy always comes through her posts. She posts wear to find cute, trendy and fashionable stuff for cheap budgets. Her aesthetics include runway pics and selfies taken with friends as well as her own personal selfies with her favorite outfits.

Jirou: music blogger, band blogger, playlist maker, she is 100% music with occasional videos of her playing her bass to popular songs as well as music videos from her fave bands all the time. Has a side blog dedicated to girly aesthetics and baby animals. Uses this blog to vague about Kaminari.

Kouda: that one baby animals blogger that is pure and sweet and when sent a dirty message doesn’t get it but says thanks anyways???? (Has learned to stop looking up things that don’t make sense to him because that’s what he learned what shot gunning was). Posts about how to care for your animals and is always happy to help in anyways he can so he consistently reblogs donation posts. Makes cute little doodle cartoons about animals.

Aoyama: shiny aesthetics blogger and that one gif maker everyone with a seizure disorder has learned to block. Positivity posts aren’t so much about believing in yourself as much as loving yourself like Aoyama loves himself. Multilingual blogger and has whole posts and conversations in French. Has a “Lights in Paris” post that reached over a thousand notes that’s just a photoshop edit of him arching over the Eiffel Tower with his belly button laser

Satou: food blogger who posts barely three times a week and only breaks this when he’s lifting when he suddenly becomes a fitness blog for a day and then goes back to food. Has a side blog for memes and shitposts he forgot about in 2010.

Hagakure: that one person who always makes amazing aesthetics of her surroundings and those “don’t forget I love you~ <3” posts with no less than a dozen emojis. A classy memer who has a special love for Thomas Sanders. She posts great but random shots. Nobody knows why. She’s never told her followers that they’re her selfies.

Shouji: weird animal blogger like of the cuttlefish and squid. He memes and barely looks at a blog before he follows them so he’s following seven thousand blogs and only unfollows when they’ve done or said something he just cannot agree with. He posts a lot about body positivity but never posted a selfie of himself. For some reason it’s not uncommon for his to post about hair even though he consistently says he would never do that to his own hair. Has a side blog dedicated to fandoms. Went through a really weird Homestuck phase but still in his Steven Universe phase.

Ojirou: martial arts blogger whose entire blog is overall a very nice and ordinary aesthetics blog about nature and inspiration posts with martial artist quotes under their pictures. Doesn’t really do anything with Tumblr except post his things, reblog a few posts and then ignores it for days before he’s suddenly active again. Has maybe a hundred followers.


Sero: master memer and shitposter. Is funny without being obnoxious and his puns are legitimately hilarious. Has thousands of followers but no one can find a reason to dislike him except to call him out on his sass. He claps back with only more sass. (Has a secret side blog for health food and minimalist life styling aesthetics. No one can ever know)

anonymous asked:

Basically can you explain how is asking permission from an artist going to protect them if the artists isn't suppose to be drawing derivative works anyway? And technically, aren't people who scan partial pages from magazines and fan logs doing something illegal by posting them online? If Japan has such strict copyright laws, why is no one coming after these people?

Hello, Anon! Thank you for waiting. It had been a very tough journey trying to look up relevant articles, I feel like I’m back in university writing up a dissertation! Ahaha, ha, ha….

Before I begin, a mandatory disclaimer is that I’m only a /paralegal/, and I’m not based in the US, and not what would be defined as a Lawyer (with a capital L). So what I’ve done is compiled articles and tried to explain it in basic English; my words should NOT be construed as legal advice. Please get someone qualified to do that instead.

With that out of the way, I’ll put the full text under the cut; but here’s the headings summary of the areas I’ll touch on, in the context of Japanese-media fandom:

  1. Basics of law– criminal vs civil law, jurisdiction, and where Japan’s copyright holders fall
  2. Examples of infringement and actions made by copyrights holders
  3. “If that’s the case, why are people still drawing fanart? Or make fanwork? Everything seems to be illegal though????”
  4. The unwritten rule of creating fanworks– and the importance of non-fanworks-creating fans observing the rule
  5. Answers to anon’s question –the slippery slope of the world of copyright infringement of fanworks

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FACTS ABOUT JK ROOMMATE AU~
  • Jungkook is 19 years old and he’s a second year student in University
  • It’s been a year and half since you and Jungkook share a room.
  • Jungkook has Black Silky hair and Brown-darkish eyes
  • Jungkook can turn from cute fluff ball to sexy dominant Alpha male in a few seconds
  • Jungkook always tries his best to avoid awkward situations, but he ends up living up to his awkward life whether he likes it or not.
  • Jungkook never had a girlfriend before nor does he have any friends of the opposite sex,which pretty much explains why he’s so awkward around you.
  • Jungkook thought he could avoid talking to you for the next 4 remaining years when he first stepped in the room.
  • Jungkook has discovered  one of his fetishes after rooming with you.
  • Jungkook current most sensitive spot is the nape of his neck.
  • Jungkook refers your touch as something sinful.
  • Jungkook don’t want to become like his hyungs.
  • Jungkook never saw a girl naked before.
  • Jungkook is a gentlmen that will always put up his love for you before anything else.
  • When Jungkook first roomed with you, he was slightly annoyed because he always had to keep the toilet seat down whenever he was done with his business, since he roomed with a girl.
  • Jungkook’s usually like to sleep without his shirt, but he had to change this habit because he lives with a girl.
  • Jungkook feels extremely happy everytime you cook something for him
  • Jungkook wished you could lean on him sometimes, because he can’t bare to see you overworked or sad.
  • The thing that triggered the entire Hormone Tragedy was the Laundry incident, when he touched your red and black lacy bra.
  • Jungkook avoids doing his laundry at your dorm  ever since and always visits his hyungs to do his laundry there.
  • The holy tree can either help you to commit to your sins or it can also help to make you sin depending on what you pray for ( remember how hoseok prayed for Jk to get laid and it almost happened in chap 4 lol )
  • Jimin  and Taehyung are both third year students who struggle to keep it in their pants.
  • Hoseok is a fourth year student who will graduate in the fall.
  • Namjoon, Jin and Yoongi are in their first year of master degree.
  • Jungkook’s couldn’t room with his hyungs, because they’re in different years which made the rooming assignments differ.
  • Yoongi almost never attends classes and worships the Holy Tree instead.
  • The Holy Tree was something that happened when Yoongi, Jin and Namjoon first got in University.They named it Holy tree ,because Namjoon prayed the tree to get a date for valentine’s day and it happened for real.
  • Yoongi is known as the student  who don’t give a f*ck but also as  Saint Father  Louis Williams Suga Adams the Third.
  • Yoongi thinks of himself as a divinity the second he’s up on the Holy Tree.
  • The university they’re attending is very prestigious which makes the rooms and dorms quite spacious and comfortable.
  • All of the boys are in the University’s official soccer team, which means they have to keep a GPA of at least 7 , to remain part of the team.
  • Yoongi dyed his hair green once to match with the Holy Tree.
  • Taehyung never had a girlfriend before, because he’s socially AWKWARD with females in general.
  • Namjoon and Jin are the only friends of Jungkook that can keep it in their pants and can manage to have friends of the opposite sex.
  • Yoongi is a Saint, so he does not get Sexually Frustrated at all. Well that’s what he pretends…
  • Hoseok is the most experienced with girls.
  • Jimin wished Jungkook was a girl.
  • Jimin ships himself with Jungkook and feels a bit bitter everytime Jungkook starts talking about you.
  • Taehyung and Jimin often fight over who’s closer with Jungkook.
  • There is this long list of  rituals that come with the Holy Tree.
  • Ritual #1 : Sometimes the boys, grab a leaf from the holy tree and keep it in their pants for Goodluck during the exams, cause ’ they think it’ll bring them good fortune.
  • Jin once baked a cake with the remaining leaves of the Holy Tree before Winter happened and it tasted like shit.
  • The boys usually go work out  twice a week to shake off their stress.
  • Jungkook is the kind of guy that is very oblivious to notice stuff
  • Hoseok is probably the only out of the group that can come up to a girl and randomly throw pickup lines.
  • Jungkook has feelings for you and he does not expect anything from you.
  • Jungkook is very competitive and hates how he’s on the verge of losing against his own self, each time you show up.
  • Jungkook likes to pull on the collar of his shirt when he feels hot.
  • Jungkook is also very sensitve nowadays…
  • Jungkook needs some Holy Water ASAP.
  • THE FANDOM ALSO NEEDS A HOLY TREE

l laughed my ass off while making this up tbh lol <3 Hope you liked it~~

Here are links to the story for new followers~~

JK ROOMMATE AU : PART 1/PART 2/PART 3/ PART 4/ PART 5/ PART 6
/ PART 7

Not Your Fault (Jasper Jordan x Reader)

A\N: Hope you like this, sorry if some of it is shitty its 1:48am as im posting this xx

Request: “Hi I don’t know if you’re still taking requests but if you are can you do a jasper jordan one kinda based on the song ‘not your fault’ by awolnation where jasper and reader get into s big fight and reader gets really upset and can’t talk to jasper for a few days cause shes so upset and he’s just wrecked about hurting her so her makes it up to her (fluff)” 

Warnings: swearing, fighting, not much really

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You Look Good In Blue & Black


Today Jaime has heard a crazy rumour that you are a model for some magazine. Which you can’t be because he is pretty sure he would be the first person you would tell if you were. It makes him uncomfortable hearing other guys drooling over you, saying how hot you are. He knows that you are attractive but doesn’t want to hear other people talking about you. 

It has been bothering him all day, so much so that he couldn’t concentrate whilst on a mission with the team. He really wishes it didn’t have this much of an affect on him. Bart is the first to notice something is up with his friend, zooming right over to his side now that they are done with missions for today. 

“So are you going to tell me what’s up? Or do I have to talk it out of you?” Bart folds his arms and has one eyebrow raised. 

“Nothing, why would you think that there is?” Jaime pretends to be clueless, acting like he normally would. 

“You can’t fool me, buddy. I know you better than anyone. Come on, I’m all ears.” Bart waves his hand back and forth, waiting for Jaime to spit it out. 

Jaime lets out a sigh before speaking. “It’s y/n, I heard a rumour that she is a model and other guys are talking about her.” He tells his friend what is on his mind and why he isn’t himself. 

“Oh yeah, didn’t you know about that? I thought you did.” Bart confirms that it isn’t just some rumour, that it is actually true. Judging by the look on his friend’s face, Bart realises that he didn’t know, making him feel slightly awkward because he did. 

“Wait, you knew about it and didn’t think to tell me?” Jaime’s eyes widen in shock, finding it rather hard to believe that you have kept this a secret from him. It appears he is the last to know about it, even his closest friend knew. 

“Like I said, man, I really thought you knew. Sorry.” Bart shrugs his shoulders, not knowing what else to say. 

“No, I didn’t.” Jaime shakes his head. “I’ve got to go, I’m going to y/n’s tonight.” He then says, not sounding all that enthusiastic about it. 

“You going to talk to her about it?” Bart puts his hand on Jaime’s shoulder. 

“Yeah, I’m going to ask her why she kept it from me. See you later, hermano.” Jaime pats Bart on the shoulder as he says his goodbyes. 

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