why must i love men who do not know my existence

  • mum:you're mature enough to get a boyfriend you know..
  • me, thinking:bOY friend? boy howdy u must be fucking kidding me. first of all, im only at level 20 on pokemon go, clearly i do not have enough time for myself. Moreover, with my mental health in such a state where i can't even take care of myself what makes you think a GUY can? Also, how blinded are you by heteronormativity that never in her 18 years of existence have you considered that maybe your daughter who is always uncomfortable around men and clearly finds them repulsive isn't straight? Anyways, romantic love is just chemicals in your brain acting up nothing is real we are all going to die alone why does it matter lmao
  • me:can i get a dog instead?