Idk why I thought this but I have to know, out of naruto, who do you think are the most savage? Who are the straight savages in their respectable arena like, I gotta know. Who gives no fucks?
LMAOOO damn this is funny
Madara is obviously a straight savage. Savage since he was first introduced in the show holy shit. Came out of his edo tensei coffin like a savage too he didn’t even wait for the shit to open he blew the door off like who tf does that like been dead for yearsssss and he comes back just as salty, just as savage. Dropped not one but TWO meteors on all these shinobi he just fucked their shit up. Broke the edo tensei release at the last second just to come back down and beat ass. His entire fight vs the 5 Kage was just one savage L like every damn thing he said and did was savage. Roasted them the entire time too. So disrespectful. Let himself get stabbed straight through the damn bicep like a straight savage. Had his eyes closed 40% of the time he was fighting Naruto Sasuke Sai the bijuu like everyone and their momma like damn. I’m gonna say he’s the #1 savage. Everything he does is savage
Ay is a savage like you see the way he beat Sasuke’s ass that one time holllly shit no mercy Sasuke thought he had him with that Amaterasu and Ay went SIKE
Tobirama’s definitely a savage. Top tier savage. All he had to do was lift one finger and had everyone losing their shit. Came one finger close to ending Sasuke’s life. Sassed the shit out of the Sage of Six Paths like who does that. All around straight savage, too real, realest Kage to ever live. Takes no shit from anyone ever. All the while looking spiffy as fuck with the fur collar. Damn. What a classy savage
I knew Itachi was a savage the minute he roasted the shit out of Orochimaru and beat his ass at the same time. Trying to steal Itachi’s body and shit??? Orochimaru doesn’t learn. That entire final fight with Sasuke I just couldn’t believe Itachi throwing this boy around and shit like actually grabbing him and THROWING him like it was nbd. Also, when he and Sasuke fought Kabuto. And Kabuto wouldn’t stop talking. And Itachi was basically like “Stop talking. You die here.” i WAS LIKE OH HE BOUT TO DO IT OHOHO MYGOD
Gai is honestly a savage. How disrespectful he gotta be to forget Kisame EVERY DAMN TIME THEY MEET. Mainly, opening the eighth gate OOOOOOOO. Soon as those eyebrows lit up I knew some savage shit was about to go down he went the fuck in. Did not hesitate to fuck shit up
Hashirama may not be a textbook savage but there are times he’s raw af. That time he overrided Tobirama’s savageness with his own savageneess to make double the savage. Anytime he goes into sage mode. How is it not savage to summon that big wooden 1000 hands shit like, basically to bitch slap the shit out of people 1000 times like 1000 backhands boy wtf
Neji was pretty much the OG savage I can’t believe how much savagery he passed around in the Chuunin exams he was really out here trying to end lives
Summary: Eric Bittle doesn’t understand why his co-workers are so obsessed with NHL Star Jack Zimmermann’s fashion choices. But unfortunately his understanding doesn’t matter when he gets roped into operation, Stop The Crocs.
Written for: @thesegayhockeynerds who has to listen to my constant complaints about Sid and the yellow crocs. You know what you have to do, love. It’s the only way.
“Oh my god there it is again.”
“He has to be stopped. I mean…this is an affront to like…humanity or some shit.”
“Who allowed this?”
“Why do they even exist?”
Bitty pushed the swinging door open with his hip, carrying the tray of pasties to the counter, and glanced over to where the two baristas were hovering over the counter, murmuring over Holster’s phone. Shaking his head, he began to transfer the pastries onto the display tray, and he clicked his tongue.
“You boys must have something better to do than twitter.”
“Bits,” Ransom said, holding up his hands, “it isn’t twitter. This like, the most important shit ever.”
“Yeah,” Holster said, nodding sagely. “We’re staging an intervention.”
What is your favorite thing about Edd's friendship with Eddy? How does it differ from Ed?
lol i feel like im in EEnE class 101 turning to page 256 to answer questions 1-5 under the critical thinking section.
I like when Double D kind of jokes at Eddy’s expense cuz Eddy doesn’t quite get something. When they argue is also pretty hilarious. But if i must be honest, I really can’t see why Edd continued to hang out with Eddy. He is such an ass almost the entire series. Don’t get me wrong, I like Eddy, he is a hilarious little shit. But damn did he piss me the fuck off when I was a kid. He treated Edd and Ed so bad sometimes. Which is why i especially loved the few times Edd sought some sort of revenge. Edd is so nice and forgiving, so is Ed, and Eddy really took advantage of that a lot. Even when Eddy was doing the right thing it was like, umm yeah boi you dont get no cookie for acting how a friend should, especially when you caused the problem in the first place.
But, i do like how Eddy, in his own way, has tried to give Edd confidence, even if his methods are a little pushy. And i honestly think that’s why Edd hung out with him, and Ed, because they pushed him to do shit that Edd would have never ever done on his own because of his sheltered upbringing, and part of him is thankful for that.
Ed and Edd have a much more docile friendship, but Eddy kind of balances it all out. Actually, they all balance each other out. Without Eddy, Ed and Edd wouldn’t have nearly as much excitement. without Edd, Ed and Eddy would never get anywhere and would really hurt themselves, and without Ed, Edd and Eddy would never get along because Ed’s innocence brightens their outlook.
I’m so angry with people. No- not angry, pissed. If you’re wondering why, let me tell you. People have been bashing on one of the sweetest actors I can think of, Cody Christian. And for something millions and millions of people do! When regular people send nudes, nothing happens. But when a celebrity does, everyone goes ape-shit and it just turns into “OMG TELL THE MEDIA! SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE! EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT THEY DO THIS AND LET’S NOT PRETEND WE DO TOO.” It’s bullshit. And you know what, when someone- famous or not- gets a nude leaked, they get embarrassed. Imagine how he must feel, having it spread literally everywhere. Don’t be an asshole, leave it be. Focus on who he is as a person and his amazing acting skills instead! That goes for every celebrity whose had a nude leaked. Focus on their talent and how a amzaing a person they are, not that!
Since your writing is so amazing, and i love the last scenario you wrote for me, please can you write me one with BTS's rap monster with an orgasm denial and overstimulation kink? Maybe i misbehaved and daddy's going to punish his little girl by making her hold off then giving her lots of orgasms at once? I'm a kinky little shit sorry
omg thank you this was really sweet, and don’t apologise for being a kinky little shit :< why do you think i have this blog, huh? This one was definitely fun though, 1,751 words!! Namjoon must really get me going. I’m really sorry this took so long but thank you for the request and I really hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it xx
As usual to every Rob's conference or interview, nothing to wait for, except for the way his hair looks or what kind of suit he wears. The business side wants him there coz he can garner more photogs but the creative ppl maybe not so much. Maybe he's much better if not talking at conference coz Rob always seems struggling and overthink on what intellect answers would be. He's not getting much improvement on that part, thought Kristen's ability to talk rub off on him somewhat, but no.
What a pathetic life you must live to be such a judgmental prick!
I would love to see how well you would do at a press conference! You’d probably shit your pants and no doubt you don’t have an once of the talent Rob has in his fucking pinky!
But you are so butthurt that you come to make your little know it all pronouncements.
Just to be clear, one of the reasons why Kristen is so good now is because it’s becoming second nature. Promoting a film is a skill just like acting is and for some actors it’s a skill they don’t ever learn.
I wasn’t sure Kristen would and yet it didn’t make me think less of her as an actor and she STILL gets all twisted around trying to get her thoughts expressed! This endears her to me more. And I appreciate that she’s made huge strides but that comes from PRACTICE! The more you practice a skill the better you become. It’s not something that can rub off. Just like no doubt being around nice ppl has never rubbed off on you!
Rob, first and foremost is great! He cannot control the stupid questions that are asked of him but ready quips come less easily because until NYFF of last year the last real promo he’d done was at Berlinale in 2015…so it’s been two years since he’s really promoted a film.
And before you get on your high horse and bust out a something about Kristen’s career to disparage him with, just remember Kristen too took about a two year hiatus in her career. A hiatus that was far more voluntary than I believe Rob’s was.
I think his hiatus was far more do to 1. Waiting for Lost City of Z to get its production schedule locked and 2. Idol’s Eyes being canceled which had NOTHING to do with Rob.
But lucky for those of us that adore Rob, as much as we do Kristen, we’ll be getting lots of PromoRob in the lead up to Lost City of Z release here in April!
And more PromoRob when it comes time to promote Good Time and fingers crossed more for the release of Damsel if we are lucky enough to get this film as well this year.
So buckle up anon, if you so choose you are going to have to deal with much more PromoRob!!! Whoohoo…
AU WHERE SAMWISE GAMGEE TAKES HIS WIFE AND ALL TWO DOZEN OF THEIR CHILDREN AND FOLLOWS FRODO TO THE UNDYING LANDS. SAM IS A CLUELESS SHIT WHO FEELS SUPER GUILTY ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE HAS FEELINGS FOR FRODO STILL. ROSIE GAMGEE NEE COTTON MUST SIT HIM DOWN AND SAY “WHY DO YOU THINK I LET YOU FOLLOW HIM HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD IF I WASN’T GONNA SHARE YOU WITH HIM.” FRODO IS DELIGHTED WITH THIS TURN OF EVENTS BECAUSE EVEN THE BEAUTY OF THE UNDYING LANDS SEEMED PALE WITHOUT PEOPLE TO SHARE IT WITH. THE THREE OF THEM RAISE ALL TWO DOZEN CHILDREN TOGETHER. THE MOST TRADITIONAL OF THE ELVES ARE PISSED OFF BECAUSE NOW THEY HAVE A HORDE OF HOBBITS, A MAN, AND EVEN THREE DWARVES INVADING THEIR PARADISE. THRANDUIL COMPLAINS ABOUT THE DWARVES BUT BECAUSE HE’S THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THE MAN NO ONE LISTENS TO HIM. EVENTUALLY THE VALAR HAVE TO REMAKE THE WORLD BECAUSE THE UNDYING LANDS GETS AS CROWDED AS MIDDLE EARTH AND BILBO BULLIES THEM INTO LETTING HIM INTO THE DWARVEN AFTERLIFE TO SEE HIS HUSBAND TOO MANY TIMES.
Yay first fic on the blog! starting it off right with the OT3 from @wastelandfell I’m so in love with this au and these character designs! i have many more fic’s that need to be edited and hopefully make the followers of this au as happy as they do me!
Good job, that quote is STILL taken out of context. Why don't you watch the rest of the video it's from, where he's talking about rape victims who are coerced into 'consenting' to their abuse. But nope, since you hate Milo (which is fine really, I'm not arguing that) anything that reflects badly on him must be 100% true. I don't even like the guy but I don't support making shit up and taking things out of context when Milo makes himself look like an ass without needing to do this.
transcript: “You’re misunderstanding what pedophilia means. Pedophilia is not a sexual attraction to somebody 13-years-old who is sexually mature. Pedophilia is attraction to children who have not reached puberty. Pedophilia is attraction to people who don’t have functioning sex organs yet. Who have not gone through puberty. Who are too young to be able (unclear and cut off by others)…That’s not what we are talking about. You don’t understand what pedophilia is if you are saying I’m defending it because I’m certainly not.”
Another man said, “You are advocating for cross generational relationships here, can be honest about that?”
Milo: “Yeah, I don’t mind admitting that. I think particularly in the gay world and outside the Catholic church, if that’s where some of you want to go with this, I think in the gay world, some of the most important, enriching and incredibly life affirming, important shaping relationships very often between younger boys and older men, they can be hugely positive experiences for those young boys they can even save those young boys, from desolation, from suicide (people talk over each other)… providing they’re consensual.”
“We’re talking about 13/25, 13/28, these things do happen perfectly consensually. Often it’s the women who suffer, by the way, because what normally happens in schools, very often, is that the boy is the predator in that situation – the boy is like, ‘let’s see if I can f— the gym teacher’ or ‘let’s see if I can f— the hot math teacher,‘” he said.”
He’s still defending adults fucking 13 year old boys cuz he doesn’t consider them children.
They don’t have enough privacy in the Shack, the walls have fucking ears. If they want to discuss Dipper’s fate in detail, they have to go somewhere else.
This detail is a bit hard to see, but Bill is smoking from a pipe. I don’t know why I wanted to draw him with a pipe, but I like the idea. And it’s accurate with Bill’s nature: those who wish to ask him for favousr must give him an offering of fruits (you can’t go wrong with apples and grapes), freshly ground coffee beans, an alcoholic drink and tobacco. Otherwise he isn’t doing shit for anyone.