why mum! why!

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[TianShan Week]

Day 2: Dear One

a loved one, a sweetheart(well, more like the devil lol); both dear to one’s heart.

Oops, this is late– I started this when I got back from work last night but I fell asleep midway drawing it ^_^; Since I’m already late, I decided to take some time to make it look a bit more nicer!

It could of done with a few more panels but… X_x There was a scene I had in mind where the mother knows about the jacket because she’s the one who does the laundry in the house :P Oh yeah, can’t forget about that big sandwich! XD

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #57
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Phil:</b> Dan, The End is here<p/><b>Dan:</b> <p/><b>Dan:</b> Why did you name our child this way<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

Hi, I love your stories! I’d like to read a headcanon in which Liam introduces Theo to his family!

Liam introduces Theo to his family long before they start dating. He doesn’t actually mean to but Theo gets a pretty nasty head wound and even with his healing Deaton says it would be best if he not stay alone.

Mason, Corey and Deaton had all looked to him as if he were katniss, screaming ‘i volunteer as tribute’ when he hadn’t even offered yet. sure he was about to, but they could have at least waited for him to actually say ‘he can stay with me’ before acting like it was already decided.

Liam knows they could have just stayed at the clinic but he has a blow up mattress at his for Theo and a real bed for him so he doesn’t think twice before loading Theo into Mason’s car and getting a lift back.

His parents were asleep. At least, they had been, until Theo, dopey with a concussion, had tripped over and bought an entire radiator down with him.

So, when Liam’s parents first meet Theo it’s not exactly picture perfect. Theo’s still bleeding sluggishly from his head and there’s water spraying out from where the radiator had once been and his parents are both in their pajama’s and Theo’s giggling and then Liam has to awkwardly explain (lie) that yes they had already been to hospital about Theo’s obvious concussion and yes the doctor had suggested that Theo stay with Liam tonight and yeah, Theo works out so that’s how he pulled a radiator off the wall and bent parts of it on his way down.

And how did Theo get the concussion? Oh well uh..We were practicing Lacrosse and he tripped and hit his head on the goal.

Still, it goes a lot better than Liam could have ever expected.

Dr Geyer sits Theo down and rebandages his head while Mrs Geyer fetches him some dry clothes and gets Liam to get the broken radiator to stop spraying the living room with dirty jets of water.

Liam’s plan to put Theo on the air mattress had also been crushed and he’d been shot a fair amount of dirty looks for the suggestion.  So he’d ended up sleeping on the floor in his own room while Theo slept in his bed soundly.

Theo doesn’t actually remember that. What he remembers is the next morning when his head was healed enough for him to be lucid and he’d come downstairs to find Dr and Mrs Geyer cooking him breakfast, by the time he finally leaves the house it’s with an open invitation to come back for dinner anytime and Mrs Geyer’s pleas for him not to join the lacrosse team because as she’d told her husband and son, it’s a dangerous sport.

Theo agree’s and says he’d never dream of doing something so reckless. Mrs Geyer practically swoons at how safety conscious he is. Liam almost tells her that the real reason he’d gotten a concussion was that he’d dived head first (literally) into battle with a monster that was easily twice his height with only Corey as back up.

The fact that he did kill it wasn’t the point, the point was his parents were entirely fooled by Theo’s whole act and Liam hates that he wants to smile every time they bring up ‘that nice boy Theo’. 

When it comes out that Theo’s sleeping in his car he gets given a permanent room in the house before Liam can even ask.

Mrs Geyer is a motherly mother. She’s all caring and soft and worries about Theo. She once offered to sew up his ripped jeans. He’d had to explain that he’d bought them that way.

By the time he and Liam start ‘dating’ which at the start was really just adrenaline-fueled make out and/or sex sessions Theo gets on better with Liam’s parents than Liam does.

It’s been a year since they met and Liam’s honestly been worried more than once that his Mom’s going to start asking about legally adopting Theo. Theo is charming, he gets along with both of his parents, they love him.

Liam had reassured Theo countless times that his parents would be fine with them dating. That they probably saw it coming, since it seemed most of the beacon hills population had.

And so when he tells them he’s really not expecting the stony silence that follows it. He’s definitely not expecting that silence to be broken by his mother to say.

“You really have no idea how thin the walls are, do you? We’ve known for weeks.” Theo almost swallows his spoon. Liam does.

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  “I don’t think you’re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother’s pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever’s in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences… But the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you,                                                                very much. Just as you are.”
  “You once said that you liked me just as I am and I just wanted to say likewise. I mean, you wear stupid things your mum buys you. Tonight’s another classic. You’re haughty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation and I seriously believe that you should rethink the length of your sideburns. But, you’re a             nice man and I like you. If you wanted to pop by some time that might be nice. More than nice.”

anonymous asked:

Uhhuhhmmm ok no offense to the drake lovers I guess but i would LOVE for u to post a drake rant like ..... yes sis....... let's drag him

Okay Anon, you asked for it who am I kidding, I’ve been DYING to make this post, I just waited for the TRR 2 launch to be extra petty:

  • we thought Jake was rude at the start of ES? Bich guess again, Drake totally left my favourite pilot in the dust.
  • he’s a whiny little bitch & no one can tell me otherwise (remember when he complained about free food?)
  • he’s a shitty friend to Maxwell from literally the start when MC tell him that Maxwell is nice he replies “you don’t know him like I do” or some shit like that. Honey, I don’t wanna know him like you do because you’re the only person who could make a cinnamon roll like Maxwell sound like a wanker. aslo, I wanna fuck Maxwell, can we fuck Maxwell on TRR 2? We’ll have to see.
  • Shitty friend to Liam as well ‘cause our beautiful boy out here tryna fall in love in like a month and Drake comes and flirts with the woman he knows his best friend is in love with???? bitch what kind of best friend are you a shitty one that’s the kind of friend you are
  • Also, I’m salty af about the fact that for Liam/Maxwell/Hana to even breathe in the same room as me I gotta be idk fuckin naked in there but if I choose to be even the tiniest bit nice to Drake I get a romance point I DON’T WANT THE ROMANCE POINT WITH HIM WHAT THE FUCK
  • THIS BITCH NEVER ONCE WORE STH DIFFERENT EXCEPT FOR THE CORONATION AND EVEN WHEN I SHOW UP IN THE BLOODY BLUEBELL HE TELLS ME I HAVE CHANGED?? BITCH THE FUCK, YOU NEVER EVEN KNEW ME.
  • HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS BITCH GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NOBLES.
  • May I point out that Hana, goddess and literally the person who invented kindness and anti-pettiness, feels sorry for Drake? That’s how much of a whiny bitch he actually is

Ned sits up in bed suddenly, nearly giving Cat a heart attack. She thought he’d been asleep, so when he turns to her, almost completely alert, the last thing she expects him to say is: “If we include Lyanna and Jon and Theon, we’d have enough for a parent-child softball team.”

Cat clutches her book to her chest, heart still hammering. “That’s nice, Ned. Go to sleep,” she commands, hoping he’ll forget…whatever this is in the morning. Ned has wanted enough kids to fill a softball team since they were in college. He’d been devastated when Cat put her foot down after Rickon.

He rolls over and is snoring in ten seconds flat. Catelyn sighs in relief. Maybe he’d forget. This could all be behind them in the morning.