- Yuuri: I JUST HAD SEX!
- Phichit: Congratulations! Now come sit with me and tell me everything.
- Yuuri: I can't.
- Phichit: You don't want to tell me?
- Yuuri: No. I can't sit down.
- Phichit: Why?
- Yuuri: Because my ass hurts.
- Phichit: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"That's not true! My flirting game is strong! I'd bet I could get more numbers than you could, easily!"