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Hey Morgan, let me tell you about my girl Carol.

Hey Richard, I’ll kill you if you breathe near Carol.

Hey Carol you hurt me but damn ok hug me.

Hey Carol don’t cry I love you so much I’m gonna lie to you.

Hey Carol thanks for dinner here I go.. no, wait get in my arms one more time and take care of yourself.

Hey Shiva, you’re ferocious yet gentle and you nuzzle me just like Carol.

Hey Morgan you don’t know me - oh my bad you know that Carol is the most important thing in my life.

(but this is a big Carol/Ezekiel episode ohhh ok then..)

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Klance (?) ft. Moana’s beautiful expressions for @crustysheith

my mom refers to my puppy and cat as “lovebirds” sometimes and it seriously makes me so uncomfortable why r straight ppl like this

*finishes a 60 episode american cartoon series*
Man, that was really good! I wanna get that on DVD so I can watch it over and over!
Amazon: That’ll be $25 + free shipping!

*finishes a 12 episode anime*
Man, that was really good! I wanna get that on DVD so I ca–
CDJapan: That’ll be $782.67 + $95 shipping and it won’t arrive for 3 months and in 12 separate boxes

the evolution of a determined moeblob, her egotistical robot boyfriend, and her punny ex-skeleton

idk why everyone trusts me with their crush stories lol like i’ve only ever been in 2 relationships and they were shit, i’ve been a class-a hoe the last 2 years, and my love life is nonexistent right now. but i mean. i’m glad y’all look to me for advice lol i hope i’m doing something right