why isnt she in the kitchen

anonymous asked:

I cant help but think that the fact that they played basketball with a soccer ball was a comparison to their relationship like "we dont have a basket ball, this isnt perfect but we will make it work" and like "what is surrounding us, the world and what we are asked to be isnt perfect but we will make it work because we are perfect and worth the work" which is why "vi er perfekt men verden er ikke det" is just the perfect song.

URBGUITEGW I WILL NEVER GET OVER THAT ALSO,,,,,, you know the kitchen scene right??? when yousef says he wants a football team?? and then in texts sana says she wants a basketball team??? HENCE PLAYING BASKETBALL WITH A FOOTBALL THE LEVEL OF GENIUSNESS ISTG THEY ARE SO PERFECT

Different kind of MM fanfic idea- Jealousy

This fanfic idea might just be a little bit out there, leaning towards a non-legit thing, but I still cant help myself.

So what if Megamind yet again sneaks into Roxanne’s apartment for another kidnapping, but finds her in the kitchen with 4 other girls, chatting it up, having a girls night.
And at first, the girls are fucking terrified (except for Roxanne ofc) and basically screams like it will be the death of them.

And Megamind kinda enjoys it, but batts it off as he walks forward, trying to get to Roxanne.

But it ends up in Roxanne throwing stuff at him from the other side of the table, and they load off a whole chunk of wicked banter and insults at each other, meanwhile Roxanne’s girlfriends instead starts squealing and enjoying themselves, seeing it more as a fun pillowfight between two old friends. Ofcourse, Roxanne has told them many times before that indeed, Megamind just appears to be evil, but is actually a really nice person underneath it all, and he obviously cares for her.

And after a while, Roxanne gets tired of trying to push him back out so she just lets him stay instead since he aint doing any greater harm
And as the time goes, the girls become less and less uncomfortable by the fact that he’s a super villain..and that he’s a blue alien with a large head.

And as the evening continues, they all actually quite enjoy each others company.
And then theres one girl in particular who enjoys Megaminds company, thinking that she’s finally found a guy who is smart, delicate and actually seems to be respectful towards women, compared to all those other slobs she’s met throughout the years, trying to take advantage of her.
And not to talk about handsome and the way he seems to be a real gentleman. She’d known she always kinda had a thing for him- or that she atleast found him attractive, even though she’d never admit it to anyone. But today was different though.

So as they are all getting ready to watch a movie in Roxanne’s living room, The girl (lets call her Tanya or something) sneaks into the kitchen again, where Megamind and Roxanne stands, laughing and trying to pop pop-corn in the microwave. Roxanne looks alarmed when Tanya comes into view, as if she’s been caught red-handed.

Tanya asks for a private moment with Roxanne, and therefor drags her into the bedroom where she, in a rush, blurts out that she really likes Megamind because “he’s the perfect boyfriend material” And that she’s actually gonna try to make a go-for-it with him, because this is the kind of man that she’s been looking for, and she’s not going to let an oppertunity like that slip past her.

And then Tanya asks Roxanne “if thats okay with you” And Roxanne just kinda jerks into some defensive mode and snaps “why wouldnt I be?”

And Roxanne doesnt know why, but she wants to tell tanya that “No, as a matter of fact, its not okay!” And for some reason she doesnt wanna share- share? share what exactly? Share kidnapper? Perhaps she’s just afraid that he will start kidnapping Tanya instead of her. But why wouldnt she want that? She’d be glad to get out of those kidnappings and never see his blue smirking face again..right?

But Roxanne shuts up about it and just nods. Yes, yes, of course its fine, you go for it.
So after that, they join the others in the completely dark living room, except for the light shining from the large TV-screen, and megamind walks in with the popcorn bowl as Roxanne and Tanya sits down with the others in the couch.

And just as he’s about squeeze himself in beside Roxanne, Tanya grabs his hand and tells him to come sit next to her instead, which is at the other side of Roxanne.
Roxanne watches the exchange closely. She can see Megamind tensing up at the touch of Tanya’s hand in his own. He stares at their hands briefly, with an “I am amazed” expression on his face, before gently turning up a warm smile at her and squeezes himself in between Tanya and Roxanne.
And Roxanne doesnt know why, but she feels…annoyed somehow. It was her thing alone, before. To get that expression/ response out of him those few times she’d accidentally touched him or brushed against him.
It should be her he’s smiling at, not Tanya.

And as the movie plays, Roxanne cant help but to feel distracted all the time, as she can hear whispers coming from the two of them. She can clearly tell that Tanya is trying to flirt with him, which makes her wanna grit her teeth. Thankful enough though- Megamind doesnt really seem to be flirting back.

She manages to lose herself in the movie a little while, but keeps getting the sensation of someone staring at her, but each time she moves her head to look at megamind, he’s only watching the movie like everybody else.
And now and then she could’ve sworn that she felt Megaminds fingertips gently- hesitatantly brushing over her own, as if he’s trying to take her hand- just like people do in the movies when they’re on the first date.
But every time she glanced down to take a look, his hand is lying still next to his own leg.

After a while into the movie, the sensations stopped, as if he gave up on trying to make a move on her while sitting there in the dark, tightly beside her. But then again, she must have imagined it all.

And as she turns her head to smile at Megamind, because this is actually quite enjoyable after all- her smile drops in an instant when she sees Megaminds hand tangled tightly with Tanya’s hand. And not only that, Tanya seems to be nussling incredibly close to Megamind, with her other hand on his chest, and her cheek on his shoulder.

And Roxanne suddenly feels like someone has stabbed her in the chest, as if someone just betrayed her real good. Because what did she just whitness even?

And not far away from that moment, Tanya crawls into his lap instead, with her back against his chest, and her head resting just at the base of his neck. And Roxanne watches in horror as Megamind very, very slowly and hesitantly wraps his arms around her for support.

Roxanne just wants to scream and dig herself into a hole, because she’s frustrated. Frustrated at Tanya for thinking that he’s all hers. Hands off, he’s actually Roxannes kidnapper, and NO ONE elses.

Its her he always chooses, its her he always looks after- not Tanya, nor anybody else. Roxanne only.

And as the first movie ends (they’re gonna watch another one), some of the girls run to the bathroom, while Roxanne flees into the kitchen to get some more snacks and perhaps some whine, because yes- she suddenly feels like alkohol wouldnt be such a bad thing tonight after all.

And she’s so wrapped up in her thoughts that she doesnt notice when Megamind pads into the kitchen until he asks her if she needs any help.
And all out of nowhere, Roxanne lashes out on him, being all “No, I dont need any help, maybe you should ask Tanya instead? Oh yes, why dont you just nab her the next time you feel up for a kidnapping as well, because she’s just sooo perfect, isnt she!?”

And poor Megamind doesnt know whats going on, and why she’s acting so defensive all of the sudden.

And they start arguing, hissing at each other and everything.

And I dont really know where to go from there, but basically we all know that they both want each other (cuties) And yes, just to confirm, Megamind was trying to make a move on Roxanne during the whole movie, but then got wrapped up in Tanya’s clutches LOL
And well, he just got a bit amazed I guess, that he could recieve cuddles from someone and it felt amazing.
And Roxanne is being jealous af

Now I know that the whole concept might be a bit out of character, since I guess Roxanne isnt really the person to become jealous over someone? I dont know really. And I guess Megamind wouldnt let his guard down so easily, BUT STILL!!

If someone wants to make a fanfic like this then, FUCKING PLEASE BECUZ AMAGAAD