What I Want
I want Trek for kids.
I want the story of “The Little Ship Who Took A Little Trip.”
I want “Toby the Targ.”
I want the tales of “Captain Katie Who Was Lost But Found Her Way Home.”
I want “Your Ears May Be Bigger, But Mine Are Pointy”
I want “I May Be Blue, But I’m Happy Inside”
I want “Cleaning Your Room Is Not Futile”
And a thousand others in the same vein.
I AM SICK OF THOMAS THE TRAIN AND PAW PATROL AND DORA AND EVERYTHING ELSE THEY MARKET TO CHILDREN.
Market Star Trek. To. Kids. I will buy it. We will read it. They will love it. And they will LEARN from it. Star Wars does it. Batman does it. Superman, Wonder Woman, a hundred other adult franchises do a kid version. WHY NOT TREK?!
#ok now i’m done and feel much better.