why isn't this a thing

What I Want

I want Trek for kids.  
I want the story of “The Little Ship Who Took A Little Trip.”
I want “Toby the Targ.”  
I want the tales of “Captain Katie Who Was Lost But Found Her Way Home.”
I want “Your Ears May Be Bigger, But Mine Are Pointy”
I want “I May Be Blue, But I’m Happy Inside”
I want “Cleaning Your Room Is Not Futile”
And a thousand others in the same vein.

I AM SICK OF THOMAS THE TRAIN AND PAW PATROL AND DORA AND EVERYTHING ELSE THEY MARKET TO CHILDREN.  

Market Star Trek. To. Kids.  I will buy it.  We will read it.  They will love it.  And they will LEARN from it.  Star Wars does it.  Batman does it.  Superman, Wonder Woman, a hundred other adult franchises do a kid version.  WHY NOT TREK?!
#ok now i’m done and feel much better.  

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“Keeping up with the Blacks”

  • fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
  • fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
  • fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
  • fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
  • fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
  • fanfic writer: :/
  • * * *
  • same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
  • fanfic writer: LOL *post*
  • fandom: OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
  • fanfic writer: *sigh*

Y’all do realise that the only reason Ciel acts the way he does he’s being raised by a literal demon. Like this child went through a horrific traumatic experience that left him with major trust issues and rather than get the love and support he needs he has a this avatar of evil itself encouraging and magnifying every destructive emotion because he finds it amusing.

Ciel’s not a terrible person - Sebastian is.

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Legends of Tomorrow | 2.11

We’ve been all over time.

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“Thank you, Ray”

It’s easy to forget who you really are when you pretend for too long

(…..I wanted to draw crying Zarc probably…)

at this point, anyone not into power rangers should definitely blacklist it because i’m not holding back anymore and this blog is now Real Power Rangers Trash.