why isn't simon snow a thing

  • simon: you know, baz, you worry too much.
  • simon: it's sunday! we're allowed to have a couple of hours off
  • simon: you don't see me nervous about being on my third virgin mary
  • baz: why would you be nervous? there's no alcohol in a virgin mary.
  • simon: there isn't?? this is unbelievable!!
  • simon: (to waiter) can I get a virgin pina colada when you get the chance?
  • baz:
  • simon: now we'll get things started!