why is this raccoon here

shitpostgenerator sentence starters

  • ❝  please don’t feel the buttplug.  ❞
  • ❝  why are you screaming at pasta?  ❞
  • ❝  you can’t trust angry taxes.  ❞
  • ❝  where are the friends?  ❞
  • ❝  avoid father.  ❞
  • ❝  i fucked capitalism.  ❞
  • ❝  *punches your cops while i save me from kinkshaming evil cash*  ❞
  • ❝  buddy i aam afraid.  ❞
  • ❝  fucked up.  ❞
  • ❝  but can your wicked sick republican mail your friends my communist gender?  ❞
  • ❝  i can’t believe a sjw fucked the moon  ❞
  • ❝  judge the nut.  ❞
  • ❝  warning: controversial horses.  ❞
  • ❝  what is the ass man?  ❞
  • ❝  i need to know if i can suck your mozzarella stick.  ❞
  • ❝  destroy the moon.  ❞
  • ❝  you are rude and libertarian and can’t have your drugs dissapointed.  ❞
  • ❝  here we kinkshame worthless dead kinkshaming.  ❞
  • ❝  i will not suck a certain snowman.  ❞
  • ❝  i have become a fool.  ❞
  • ❝  my moms.  ❞
  • ❝  fuck you, tiffany.  ❞
  • ❝  do aliens eat ass?  ❞
  • ❝  i am the first werewolf to feel regrets.  ❞
  • ❝  can communists find me?  ❞
  • ❝  who put a fish on my kinky train?  ❞
  • ❝  who put shitty pizza on my miserable corpse?  ❞
  • ❝  why are tragedies so heterosexual?  ❞
  • ❝  can raccoons feel me?  ❞
  • ❝  bros.  ❞
  • ❝  here we bully the capitalist government.  ❞
  • ❝  i don’t want to suffer anymore.  ❞
  • ❝  suddenly children.  ❞
  • ❝  go on a date with bees.  ❞
  • ❝  half disappointment, half snowman.  ❞
  • ❝  how to prevent a husband.  ❞
  • ❝  please stop disappointing bees.  ❞
  • ❝  large dick ruined by blender.  ❞
  • ❝  fuck dudes who lie about bread.  ❞
  • ❝  i was aroused by my hat.  ❞
  • ❝  this fruit wants to be known as ‘the lord of weed’.  ❞
  • ❝  location: forest.  ❞
  • ❝  can i doxx a bear?  ❞
  • ❝  it’s okay to confess your feelings for garbage.  ❞
  • ❝  block jesus.  ❞
  • ❝  way too many spiders.  ❞
  • ❝  look at this incredibly naked man.  ❞
  • ❝  are we all a titty?  ❞
  • ❝  i will vore my way out of hell to fuck up the sentient god of cops.  ❞
  • ❝  burn in hell.  ❞
  • ❝  you need to not date trash.  ❞
  • ❝  my goal is to straight up suffer.  ❞
  • ❝  cock space. ❞

psydragon  asked:

sorry if this is a strange ask, but I remember seeing you posting or reblogging a video essay of RWBY a while ago (in the thumbnail there was a guy holding up a reel of film) and I couldn't seem to find it in your #rwde tag. would you happen to know what you tagged it as?

I didn’t tag it as RWDE because I try to tag things that are like “fuck I hate Jaune” as rwde. 

This video is a very thoughtful constructive criticism / how this guy would edit RWBY! Though he does poke fun at things. So that’s why it’s not rwde. Anyway!

It’s by Fatmanfalling! Here you go

You Should Be Here

Pairing: Bucky x Reader
Words: 2,808
Warnings: Swearing and use of alcohol
Request: (From Anon) prompt: bucky and the reader are best friends for a long time, they had a crush on each other but not at the same time. they never shared their feelings about each other but at one point the reader had to let him know, even tho he’s already out with someone else

Your name: submit What is this?

Her light brunette locks falls in soft curls over her slim shoulders. Her chiseled face appears as if it’s glowing even in the flashing lighting. Her perfectly buxom figure is shown off through the tight dress she wears. She looks up at him with pure sensuality, her brown eyes reflecting the many colours of the lights. Bucky stares down at her, mesmerized, dazed, perhaps.

You try not to stare in your seat at the barstool, but you find it’s distracting. This entire shindig is distracting, really. You pry your eyes off from the couple that made your chest ache and turn to Natasha, who is evidently fixing you the other round you had almost forgotten you’d just ordered.

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