why is this person on my friends list

first one’s up.

looks like we got some reading to do. the about’s not so bad.

okay, that’s not so bad. ….what about the kin page?


oh god

i thought it would never end.

oh boy, they actually LIST what they’ve self diagnosed with.

so, in short…. you DONT have DID or BPD(why is that one so popular to self dx? like, oh no a mood swing, guess i have BPD), and just because you read too fast or skim over some letters here or there, doesnt quite mean you have dyslexia, my friend.

i’ll do a separate post for the second person. 


I was tagged by @king-kisu (tysm for tagging me)

Rules: Tag 15 people 

5 Things you’ll find in my bag:

1) Pens

2) Random papers with lists written on them 

3) Hair ties and bobby pins

4) Jolly Ranchers 

5) Portable Charger 

(I tried not to say mundane things like Headphones, keys, wallet because that’s boring lol. Some of my friends call me Mary Poppins because I have a lot of stuff in my bag lol.) 

5 Things you’ll find in my bedroom:

1) My Photography Umbrellas (two of them)

2) My Desk 

3) My Chalkboard 

4) My Memory wall ( It has pictures, notes, papers ext)

5) My Fish tank (The name of my fish is Win Win)

5 Things that I’ve always wanted to do:

1) overused but Travel. I rarely leave my room

2) Speak at least 5 languages (Getting there!)

3) Fall in love (My Zodiac and dreams both can support this fact lol)

4) Tutor or Teach (Although I am following a different career path I’d love to do this part time) (If anyone asked me to teach them something I know how to do I’d be so elated)

5) Write in a school newspaper (My school doesn’t have one :(  )

5 Things that make me feel happy:

1) Tea 

2) Writing

3) Taking pictures

4) Cooking 

5) Simple things (like a pen that clicks a different way)

5 Things I’m currently into:

1) Kpop

2) Studyblr

3) Fashion (Learning how its changed over the years as well as perfecting my own personal style. I lot of my friends say I dress super cute and really well but ???doubt ???) 

4) Cooking (I love making stuff. I took a gourmet class at a collage once that lasted a week and I had so much fun. Shout out to Chef Hill lmao)

5) Learning Languages 

5 Things on my to do list: 

1) Dye my hair

2) Start taking better notes

3) See Monsta X in concert again 

4) Move to a different country 

5) Buy more plants for my room 

I tag: @b0yf @erinthekpoptrashcan @nctisbias @slaytherinqueen @beautifulrepackage @learnkorean-kstudyblr and anyone else who wants to do it,,, I’m felling lazy lol (Just say I tagged you) 

Good Things that Happened in 2016

·         New chemotherapy breakthroughs have increased the 5-year survival for pancreatic cancer from 16% to 27% (and is getting better)

·         Scientists figured out how to link robotic limbs with the part of the brain that deals with intent to move so people don’t have to think about how they will move the limb, it can just happen.

·         Child mortality is down everywhere and it keeps going down.

·         Thanks to the ice bucket challenge the gene responsible for ALS has been found, meaning we are closer to an effective treatment. Let me rephrase that: we are close to getting a treatment for a very bad disease because a lot of people (including really hot celebrities) got wet.

·         A solar powered plan circumnavigated the world.

·         Michael Jordan donates 2mil to try and help bridge connection between police and the community.

·         Tiger numbers are growing.

·         And manatees.

·         And pandas.

·         Pakistan has made strides toward outlawing honor killings.

·         70,000 Muslim clerics declared a fatwa against ISIS.

·         Pokemon Go players went insane with placing lure modules near hospitals for sick kids.

·         California is now powering over 6 million homes with solar power, a record in the US (and that is the tightest shit)

·         Volunteers in India planted 50 million trees in 24 hours.

·         Apparently world crime as a whole has drastically declined as a whole in the last couple of decades.

·         Coffee consumption has been proved to help curtail cancer and suicide rates.

·         Speaking of coffee Starbucks figured out how to donate perishable food in a food safe way.

·         500 elephants were relocated to a better, safer and bigger home.

·         We made massive strides in Alzheimers’ prevention (my grandmother literally told me that scares her more than getting cancer this is very good news)

·         The ozone layer is repairing itself and all the work we did to get rid of those aerosol chemicals was actually worth it.

·         A new therapy developed in Israel could cure radiation sickness.

·         The Anglican church resolved to solemnize same-sex unions the same as opposite-sex unions which required a super majority of all three orders of the church (lay, clergy, bishop).

·         The Rabbinical Assembly issued a resolution affirming the rights of transgender and non-conforming individuals.

·         Precision treatments for cancer are hitting clinical trials and WORKING (as someone who’s had relatives with cancer this is the best news)

·         Dentists are once again providing free care to veterans who need it.

·         The Orlando Shakespeare Festival showed up with angel wings to block funeral-goers for the Orlando Pulse victims, view from anti-gay protesters

·         Rise Women’s Legal Centre opened

·         Death by heart disease has decreased by 70% in the United States

·         Two brothers saw color for the first time thanks to specially-designed glasses

• Portugal ran its entire nation solely on renewable energy for four days straight

·         A retiree is launching a project to transport 80 endangered rhinos to an Australian reservation to save the animals from poaching

·         An Afghan teacher has been delivering books via bicycle to villages that lack schools

·         Harriet Tubman is going to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

·         200 strangers attended the funeral of a homeless WW2 veteran with no family

·         A teen battling cancer married his sweetheart

·         Bank firm pays for college tuition for the children of employees who died in the 9/11 attacks

·         New medicine has been shown to increase melanoma survival rate to 40%

·         Over 800 Boko Harem Hostages were rescued by Nigerian Army

·         Toys R Us is Offering Quiet Shopping Hour for kids with autism this holiday season

·         Volunteers made special tiny Halloween costumes for NICU babies

·         A 4-year old befriends a lonely man and helped him heal after losing his wife

·         Families grew

·         People survived c ancer

·         People overcame depression

·         Any kind of victory, even if it affects only one person,  is a victory

·         Now for the pop culture good news


·         There’s a new Harry Potter book

·         And a movie

·         Harry Potter has no plans on vanishing with time

·         This sweet father gave candy to passengers on a flight so his little girl could trick or treat on Halloween


·         Kung Fu Panda 3, this franchise is still going strong despite that its about a panda played by Jack Black

·         Jungle Book. The amazing remake none of us saw coming

·         Finding Dory. I haven’t seen it yet but I’ve heard good things

·         Kubo and the Two Strings. Haven’t seen that yet as well but its Laika so I know it’s a masterpiece

·         Deadpool. The beautiful and super accurate R-rated marvel film

·         Captain America: Civil War. Seriously is the best marvel movie yet in my opinion I need more.

·         Zootopia. Oh don’t mind me I’m just a movie that tackled the issue of racism and not only game changed animated films but also made a billion dollars

·         The Hamilton Mixtape is coming out. Which is a bunch of artists singing songs from the musical (Sia, Usher, Regina Spketor, etc.) I’m excited.

·         A personal victory for myself, I joined Tumblr and met angels in blog form so…that’s uplifting.

·         And I met my favorite voice actor at a con which was a bucket list accomplishment.

Good Things that have yet to happen this year

·         Birthdays

·        Thanksgiving

·         Black Friday

·         Moana

·         Christmas

Good things that have nothing to do with the year but will hopefully make you feel better

·         Puppies

·         Chocolate

·         Rainbows

·         Rain (I like listening to rain it’s one of the most calming sounds)

·         Cartoons

·         Kissing

·         Music

·         Friends

·         FF: If you are a religious person you are an imperfect masterpiece

·         FF: If you are not then you are a splendid coincidence

·         Any year spent with loved ones be they family or friends is a good year. Trust me.

·         ”A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have” –Roger Rabbit


*Plz feel free to add other good news (even if it’s something small like you ate cheesecake THAT is good news)

*at the end of the year I plan to remake this list with new things, fixed mistakes and links but will be posting from my side blog @iamrainbow

anonymous asked:

Why do you like bakugou?

okay so this is a really long list but i’m not putting it under the cut because EVERYONE MUST KNOW

1. excellent representation of people with anger issues

2. rival character whose bullshit isn’t excused because *insert tragic backstory here*

3. rival character whose bullshit isn’t excused period

4. has problems that are treated like actual problems

5. possibly the best character development i’ve ever seen in my life tbh

6. isn’t very social and has a hard time making friends because he doesn’t think he needs them and his personality and behavioral ticks put people off but one person decided to befriend him anyway and now because of that he’s slowly learning how to interact with others in a more positive manner, more people are willing to try and get to know him, and he’s beginning to realize that his behavior is problematic and he’s starting to change and i relate to that so much you don’t even know

7. his actions have consequences and he learns from them

8. the actions of others that involve him have consequences and they learn from that too

9. he sticks to his ideals even when he’s in a situation that most people would not be able to handle

10. he’s an incredible example of changing yourself without becoming an entirely different person

11. goes from screaming at everything and being a total jackass to awkward friend who’s Trying™ (but still kinda a jackass)

12. has a family that others see as dysfunctional but they make it work

13. has extremely realistic reactions to having his entire worldview shift after losing to midoriya in the villain simulation thing

14. is allowed by the author/narrative to have moments of weakness that don’t detract from who he is or make him look pathetic - he literally breaks down crying and it is in no way treated as a joke because boys have can have and show feelings too

15. when people (usually his friends) make fun of him, it’s almost always because of silly thing, like what best jeanist did to his hair, and when it’s something that would be serious in real life, it’s serious here (i.e., the sports festival)

16. his strengths are actually shown, not just told, as are his weaknesses

17. he has a huge inferiority-superiority complex and it’s actually being treated like a legitimate problem rather than a joke

18. even though he has trouble communicating with others, there are people (kirishima and, as of the provisional exam, kaminari) who understand him and what he’s trying to say even if he’s not saying it in the most appropriate way and as an autistic person that means so much to me

19. the narrative acknowledges that part of the problem with his behavior stems from lack of action from adults but never tries to diminish or deny his responsibility for anything

20. has a long way to go but goddammit he’s going to fucking get there and i’ll probably cry when he does

21. look at him

22. this

Originally posted by unoutan

23. this

Originally posted by demigodxtonio

24. this

Originally posted by tenma-san

25. “king of explodokills”

26. he’s actually really really smart and analytical

27. no really look at him

28. look. at. him.


30. my son

Can’t Stay Best Friends || Jughead J.

31. “Why do you keep pushing me away?”

Requested by anon

I was determined. Determined to find out why Jughead had ignored me all summer after Jason’s disappearance. And I wasn’t just that, he’d still ignored me when we got back from summer break, and it was already the second week of school.

I was pissed and determined as I did a speed walk down the hallway, and people got that I was angry and ready to fight, they cleared a path as I made my dissent to Jughead’s locker.

Him and his locker finally came in my line of sight, and it seemed like my legs couldn’t move fast enough without breaking into a sprint. I stopped behind his locker door, burning imaginary holes through it, and crossed my arms over my chest. Jughead closed his locker door, as the door gave away my position, he seen me and jumped.

Shit Y/N.”

“Shit is right, and you’re deep in it.” I watched as his Adam’s apple bobbed up and down as he swallowed, fear clearly in his features at the sight of my rage.

“Look -”

“Why did you ignore me the rest of the summer and you still are.” I asked, taking a step closer to him. He was having an internal debate with himself whether or he should tell me. “You better tell me what the fuck it is.”

He sighed, grabbed my arm, and pulled me into an empty room, closing the door behind him.

“Why Jughead.”

“Because I’ve been writing a book about Jason’s disappearance and death.” He admitted.

“You’ve ignored me over a book?” He looked me in the eyes.

“Yeah,” He didn’t seem too sure about his confession, but I sighed in defeat wanting my best friend. “I’m really sorry Y/N, it was a dick move.”

“Damn right, but I forgive you, I guess.” A huge grin spread across his face. “But you better not do this to me again.” I threatened, pointing a finger at him.

“Okay, okay. What do you say to Pop’s after school?” He asked, a hopeful look in his eyes.

“Alright, but we need to get to class, we’re late.”

“When did you start caring about if you made it to class on time?” He asked as we left the room, out into the empty hallway.

“After my ass got chewed out by my mother when she seen the amount of tardies I had.” He laughed.

“Yeah, your mom can get pretty scary when she’s pissed.”

“Yeah, I guess it runs in the family.” I smirk, remembering his reaction to when I showed up.

“I guess so.”


“Okay, so this book you’re writing about this summer, what’s it like?” I asked as he typed away.

“What do you mean?” He stopped typing, and looked up at me after his laptop.

“I mean, is it fiction, non fiction, what genre is it?” I swirled my tea around with my straw as I asked.

“It’s non-fiction, more like a journal give or take.” He said, then continued typing.

“Oh,” I let go of the straw, laying my arms down on top of each other on the table, watching Jughead type. As he typed, worry etched his features, I lay my hand down lightly on one of his, stopping him from typing. He pulled his hand out of my reach. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah,” He then went back to typing away.

“What’s wrong with you? Why do you keep pushing me away? Did something bad happen over the summer, besides Jason?” I asked, my voice raising in pitch, show how upset I was.

He let out a sigh and shut his laptop, looking me straight in the eyes. “Nothing is wrong.”

“Bullshit, I can see the bags under your eyes, and your closed off, more than you usually are.” He sighed looking away from me. “I want to help Jug, please let me help.” I laid my hand on his arm, trying to get his full attention on me. He looked down at my hand, a longing look in his eyes.

“I know that it hurt you when I stopped talking to you, but it hurt me too. It hurt me because I knew I was hurting you.” I stayed quiet, letting him explain himself, even though I wanted to blow up on him. “I spent the summer trying to get rid of these feelings I had, and I thought that pushing you away would get rid of them.” He looked up at me.

“What do you me-” He cut me off.

“I like you, Y/N.” He rushed out, then grabbed my hand that was on his arm. “I’ve liked you for a long time, and knew you don’t like me back, that’s why I’ve been pushing you away. I’ve been trying to get rid of those feelings, but none of it is working.” Before he can say anything more, I get up, leaning over the table, and kissed him on the cheek.

He was speechless as I flopped back down into the booth, his mouth opened and closed, trying to form words. “I like you too. I’ve actually known you liked me, I was just waiting for you to say something.” I said, smiling as a blush rose to his face. “Now, why don’t you order me a milkshake?” He laughed, as if he couldn’t believe this was happening.

“Okay,” He called over a waitress and ordered my favorite milkshake and ordered himself a burger.

I’m finally got my best friend back and got him to admit his feelings for me, I was possibly the happiest person in the world at that moment.

Masterlist || Prompt List

Can I just say that the Mass Effect Andromeda haters are getting to be too much? Like if you don’t wanna play it, fine. If you canceled your preorder, whatever. You do you boo boo. But far too often to I see them entering places where people are genuinely enjoying the game to fill it up with hate. Like when I looked up a video of the patch notes and literally most of the comments were people slamming the game. On a video made by a third party person who wasn’t affiliated with Bioware. Just some dude who wanted to show the differences before and after the patch. So you’re telling me you purposefully looked up Mass Effect Andromeda videos on YouTube just to write mean comments about it? And yesterday some guy from my PSN friends list messaged me directly to bash MEA because I was playing it. Like why? Why are you seeking this out to hate? Why do you wanna ruin someone’s fun like that? The money’s already spent. Leave people alone who are just playing their game. It’s not hard.

Love Your Mutuals Day!

Day seven of the SnK no hate awareness week, brought to you by @snkartists! The Mess™ is back with another list full of incoherent joy. This is two days late because reasons(Tumblr is a ButtMunch), but better late than never. This is in a-z order, bare with me and watch me screm, here we go:

@agent-2-6: Chezzaa, my honeydew queen 🍈 huehuehue. You’re extremely fun to talk to and exceptionally sweet? I love talking to you, we have great convos xD Much cute, I appreciate your existence~

@aurieackerman: Aurieee, okay, you just followed me but? A gift, a true gift, as a person and member of our fandom, and incredibly sweet?? You’re on discord now and I like talking to you, our first conversations have been.. interesting (¬‿¬) but nice nonetheless!! I hope to talk to you more! You’re really great c:

@captain-cleanliness: Hey Guy, since we were talking about extravagant words ands synonyms yesterday, here’s one that describes you: “RIBALD”. I feel like it sums you up beautifully 😂 anywhoo, you’re great, a very nice person and extremely funny. You always have me laughing at something, no matter how stupid it is lmao. Thanks for taking to me~

@corporalmizuki: Stelllaaaa, aye. You were like.. one of the first people to follow me? But not even just that, I think you talked to me first? You tagged me in some ask meme??? I have no idea wtf really happened but magic definitely took place. Beautiful, beautiful you are, I love seeing you in my dash and talking to you on the group chats we have. You have great ideas and you are salt shaker #2 Everything about you is just so special and thank you for still putting up with me ɷ◡ɷ (also, *cough* you’re an awesome writer and you don’t get near the amount of praise you should but what *cough*)

@dallyingdivergent: Gabyyy, an angel you are. You’re really fun to talk to and I always appreciate your kind words I sob,,, (I have yet to answer your ask but???? It did things tk my heart??? You are amazing??¿¿) I always look forward to our chats, you’re so great 😄

@dont–you–heichou–me: Chris, my nut friend. You’re really cool to talk to and you’re a talented writer. You’re also really funny lmao and a really nice person, I hope we get more opportunities to chat!!!

@eli-ereri: Eli, you’re the cutest ah, I love talking to you!! We’ve been mutuals for awhile now?? I don’t remember who followed who first but whatever happened I’m glad it did, you’re amazing. We have great chats and your art is the cutest, I’m still not over the pastel!levi art you made for me, my heart. Thank you for being you~

@eren–gayger: Berry! Even before discord, I feel like I’ve talked to you before??? Your url is so familiar… hmm.. anywho!! You’re great yo, even though we have an 8 hour time difference I sob, we still manage to talk and that’s great. You’re very lovely and I appreciate you letting me join discord hell hehe, high five ( also… also.. .. also, the snk/ereri cah game… i will win that one,,,, watch out yall)

@erenbaegerr: Nada! Beautiful you are! I don’t know how or why you followed me, I think I tripped out?? You’re just so cool. You have great art and your writing always has me swooning?? Our chats are the best, I’m blessed you like talking with me, I appreciate your existence as well~

@erensjaegerbombs: Heiiidiii, ayyye wassup. I still remember when you followed me, I still had my laptop then. I was on my bed with my cat and when I saw the notif, I kicked out my leg, and I guess it excited my cat because she pounced on my leg and did the bitey thing™, I’m sure I’ve told you this before.. 😂oh well. You’re a beautiful person and you tolerate me??? How?? I’m a mess with the attention span of a teeny ferret. I love when we salt together, you are part of my salt shaker (salt shaker #3) collection and it’s beautiful, the five of us discuss many great things. You’re blog is great and despite popularity you’re still a decent blogger, I love that. Thanks for being a friend and talking with me, keep being you!

@glassesgirl0401: Frauu, when you come on it’s always so nice to talk to you. You’re really sweet and funny, I wish to speak with you more, you’re great!

@icecat45: Icy hi! You’re really nice and you’re a great writer? I love the chats we have, and I hope we can have more in the future. You’re great ❄

@kahleniel: Kahl, you’re another really cool person and also.. your hair is so nice??! But that’s off topic. I like speaking with you, it’s fun and I’m happy you followed me back. We should def talk more! Also say hello to ur knife hamster for me!

@lampurple: Biancaaa, my beautiful purple, salt shaker number #4, beautiful friend.. we started talking through the group chat and I don’t regret it?? Lmao whenever I spewed my incoherent rants, you were always there make sense of whatever the issue was lolol, translating my nonsense like you’re Hange. You have beautiful art and great opinions, I’m so glad you talk to me, you’re definitely a treasured mutual as well, and once again a good friend. Thanks pal~

@spacebumblebees: Kayu! You are a beautiful person and you are extremely well rounded? Like.. you draw, write and many other things?? So great you are, please continue to shine~

@oh-eren-my-eren: Yuu, we just started talking but the minute I saw you speak on the group chat I was like “I wanna talk to this person, they seem wonderful and nice” and turns out?? You truly are?? That’s so great. You have beautiful art and you’re really sweet, also I have you to thank for my recent influx of notes because you went through my writing tag lmao,,, you’re just so great, I hope we get more opportunities to chat in the future c: (also you make the best cah suggestions I’m still cackling)

@perfectfearsomebeauty: Ammmmyyyy, my number one salt shaker, my beau, my hc buddy.. what is up! Als;labwowks ??? I was so excited when you followed me, but actually talked to me??? I was like “this really cool person who I admire wants to talk to me.. and likes my opinions.. i weep”. You’re so great, we have great chats,,,, and whenever we aren’t bathing in salt we are either rolling in filthy hcs or we are making sad hcs… but we have done all 3 before 😂 A long standing mutual but more importantly a long-standing friend?? I don’t know how you put up with me but ty, keep being awesome (also plz tell ur cats i said hi and that I think they are beautiful as well)

@pinkheichou: Linnnn, you’re so great??? I don’t know why you followed little me but like??? Why the hell didn’t I follow you sooner??? That’s how you know I was inactive because if I had any sense I would’ve followed back the second you followed me. Ooh, you have great ideas and are just an overall delight, we need to discuss hcs one day!!

@pureren: Tessa wth,,,, you’re the best??? Sobs,,, you followed me back in my Discourse™ days lmaoo, you’ve seen my blog at it’s saltiest and it’s stupidest, yet you still stay, that’s commitment. Your so great, I love when we talk, dude at this point whenever I see a keyboard smash I’m like “is that tessa” lmao, you’re awesome, thanks for putting up with me c:

@shulkie: Shulkie, I weep, how have you put up with me thus far. You’re an amazing person, I still cant think of a reason why you followed me, static comes up, but man I’m glad you did??! You’re fun to talk to, our word wars were fun and you an overall great person with amazing writes. Ty for being you and being just *shakes fist* so wonderful! I appreciate you~

@wonderseverythingabove: Adorableness, you are adorableness, wrapped up in a person, a human adorableness burrito. We dont talk much but hey!!! We need to???? You’re so awesome??? I weep, thanks for sticking around yo

And here to the rest of my mutuals as well (If you are down here it means either we are new mutuals and/or I have yet to talk to you! Let’s change that mhm 💗):

@captain-corporal, @coolsiberiahwinter, @coolsnksideblog, @dinklebert2, @dirtylevi, @dominant-eren, @fractal-bright, @hikariix, @im-eren-jaeger-sexual, @iristelle, @klahnces, @leanderp,@l-e-v-i-ackerman, @levixeren, @levizs, @mockingscout, @monsoondownpour, @mr-d-teufel, @nerdlevi, @nutella-and-ereri, @paladace, @plisehtsky, @raefill, @shitpost-no-kyojin, @sluttttysurveycorps, @suckaknob, @tatakaeeren, @thegreatestdecoy-shoyo, @zaevran

End of my list, have a wonderful day~ (also, you need to follow all these people yea) 💓💗💓

Some hilarious prompts #2

(bcs why not) Finally my collection of text posts will get in use omgg :D:D:DD:

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(Send me requests with 1/1+ prompt/s. I write about a lot of fandoms and also a lot of different things : one shots/scenarios/imagines/headcanons/chats/conversations/aesthetics/alomst anything) REQUESTS ARE OPEN! (for promts from this list and from the first one)

82. Do you ever talk to a person and your heart starts doing some dubstep shit.

83. If you can’t deal with my sarcasm, I can’t deal with being your friend. 

84. I’m nothing but a constant state of internal screaming at this point.

85. I went to the beach once, 500 years later I still have fucking sand in my shoes.

86. How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

87. Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

88. Thanks elevators, for bringing me up when I was down.

89.  Here’s a little song I like to call “I cherish our friendship so I won’t tell you I would totally have sex with you if you asked.”

90. A: Do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else  is fast asleep and just walk places and be completely and entirely dedicated to your thoughts?
      B: Yea, but the problem is I don’t want to get murdered. You feel me. 

91. Let me sleep in your stupid t-shirts and hold your dumb hand, you piece of shit.

92. need a gang to follow me around all day and clap when I make jokes.

93.  You know that feeling when you’re not your favourite person’s favourite person, and it kind of feels like you’re constantly swallowing sand.

94. “Stop being so dramatic” they say, “I don’t know what you mean” I say as I descent from the ceiling, surrounded by mist.

95. Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

96. Studies show that I literally did not ask.

97. A: It doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside…
      B: Whew!!! good
      A:…It’s who you are on the inside!
      B: Ah, fuck!

98.  A (puts their hand over their crush’s): Ha ha how’d that get there?

99. I express my emotions in long groans at different octaves.

100. I mean you piss me off, but I’d do anything for you.

101. Honestly, sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic. Because I will get over it. But let me be dramatic first!

102. Do you ever feel like a 4 times divorced 45 year old woman that smokes cigarettes in her fur coats on a grand piano? Cause I do and it’s sad.

103. Single, not sure how to mingle.

104. I love it when people rant to me, like yes, I am entrusted with your hate.

105. My idea of flirting is making fun of each other, until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

106. A: I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut.
        B: I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin.

107. Do you live on Elm Street, because you’re a nightmare.

108. Remember your parents told you to take out the trash? I’m the trash. They were telling you to take me out. Date me.

109. You know, liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work.

110. How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked and on top of you?

111.  A (whispering): I really like you and want to kiss you a lot.
        B: What?
        A: I said you suck.

112. Have you ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating?

113.  If you step on a person’s foot they open their mouth, just like a trash can.

114. How do I get over someone I never even dated?

115. Things I want - snuggles. Things get - struggles.

116. If you see me and I’m not wearing black, you saw wrong, that’s not me.

117. Why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars, when the ulitimate star is me.

118. I hate when It’s so hot outside and a bitch tells you to take your jacket off, like bitch no, this is my outfit.

119. If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.

120. I don’t think I’ve ever shut up in my entire life.

121. A: You don’t talk much.
        B: I’m observing your weaknesses since you’re so freely verbalizing everything about yourself.

122.  A: My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say
         B: Too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us.

123. A: Your future self is watching you right now through your memories.
        B: Not if I get drunk enough.

124. A: Is there a word between angry and sad?
        B: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
        A: Smad.
        B: Oh my gOD.

125. Does the pale glow of my computer make me look hot?

126. Rest in peace to all the hours of sleep I’ve lost to overthinking.

127. You know it’s really rude to talk while I’m interrupting.

128. Is “no” an emotion, because I feel it?

129.  I always look sleep deprived is that hot?

130. If you listen carefully you can hear me whisper “shut the fuck up” at least once every five minutes.

131. I’m kind of hurt, kind of offended, kind of not planning on saying anything about it.

132.  I’m tired 8 days a week.

133. I don’t trust people who look good with messy hair.

134.  I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

135. Seven billion people on this planet and I have 2 friends. What is wrong with people, like put some effort in it, I’m not just gonna come and do the job for you.

136.  I’m sorry, is my swag distracting you?

137. I aspire to get to that level of hot when my hair looks like shit and I smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes, but I still look fine as hell.

138. A: No, listen! What if one day you just turned into an almond and you couldn’t do anything about it because you were just a fucking almond?!
       B: You need to get laid, you weirdo.

139. A: You wear that a lot.
        B: That’s because I’m the main character of the story here, peasant.

140.  I don’t “dress to impress”, I dress to depress. I want to look so good that people hate themselves.

141. Behind every great man is me, checking out that ass.

142. The future is now, old man.

143. Seriously, all you do is bitch.

144. Are you trying to seduce me? Because so far you’re doing a great job.

145. Forgive and forget? More like resent and remember.

146. I’m that kind of person who between two choices always picks the wrong one.

147. I know what you’re going through, I read “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”.

148. Excuse me, I hate to go and vomit.

149. A: One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.
        B: The trick is to get a really big hat and scream.

150.  So tired of being human, I want to be a flower.

151. Screenshots don’t scare me, I know what the fuck I said!

152. I’m sorry for what I said, I was hungry.

153. A: Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.
        B: Because dragons don’t die?
        A: Because it’s hard to say “no” to something that can murder you instantaneously.

154. I want to be rebellious, but I don’t want to get in trouble.

155. A to B: Breaking news: being an asshole all the time doesn’t make you complicated and mysterious, it just makes you an asshole

156. You know it’s really rude to talk while I’m interrupting.

157. One of these days I’m going to roll my eyes too hard and I’m gonna go blind.

158. I’m not a hint taker, you need to speak up.

159. Why allow yourself to be full of hate, when you can be full of pasta instead?

160. I’m an angry person and I want to let it all out and be an asshole, but I’m also a nice person and I don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings, do you feel me?

The Only Reason Why (Zach Dempsey x Reader)

“(Y/N) … Sunshine, like Clay, your name does not belong to this list, because unlike anything that happened to me, you were the only reason, the only reason I was still smiling. You were my true friend, and you were the only one who did not turn away from me, because you were my ray of hope, and I owe everything to you, know that you were the last person I thought before I died … ”

You listened attentionaly to your tape, the tape that Hannah Baker, your best friend, left for you after she killed herself. You were one of the reasons why she did what she did, but you never did anything wrong to her, you would never hurt your best friend, your sister.

“You’re on this tape, not because you did something wrong, but because I thought you’d walk away. When you started dating Zach, I thought you’d leave my life like everyone else, I thought I’d be alone, after all, You love him more than anything…but I was mistaken, you would never do this to me…I was just too stupid to thought of it. I saw your silly smile every time you talked about him, and for the first time, I felt jealous, thinking that he would get me out of you, the only thing that still made me get out of my bed every day. And so many times that you asked me if I was ok, even though you already knew the answer, you were still on my side…and what I did to you was unfair, but you could not save me when I was right about my decision…and I would not go back…”

Tears were already flowing through your eyes without even noticing, listening to Hannah talking to you about everything she did not say to you when she was alive, you were broken apart. Your friend. Your only friend, and you can not save her.

- (Y/N), babe. I was calling to telling you- (Y/N)? Babe? It’s everything alright? What happened?

Zach asked as he entered the room, seeing you crying. You had completely forgotten that he was going to come to your house for you to go to another party in the house of whoever it was this time, and you did not hear his calls or his steps on the stairs, you were devastated, crying, and got into a mood that you only get when listening to those tapes.
Zach quickly caught up with you and embraced your frail and devastated form in bed, repeatedly asking what had happened, even though he had idea what it was.

- (Y/N)…Babe, calm down, talk to me, breathe…talk to me…

Zach waited long enough for you to calm down and stop crying. Your eyes were swollen when you finally stopped crying and looked at Zach, your boyfriend…

“(Y/N), my Sunshine…I know what I said on Zach’s tape, about what he did and what I think about him…but (Y/N), he’ll never, ever, disappoint you…”

-I heard my tape, Zach. I was on my tape…

“…He’ll never let you down like I did, he’ll be there for you when I could not be there, to comfort you, and hold you…”

-Zach…I found her…
-The day she … I decided to stop by her house, I felt something was not right …

“…after all, he’s a gentle person, and I know he’ll do everything for you, and he’ll love you too much…”

-… I spent a little bit earlier in her house before I met you at Monet’s that day, when I arrived, the front door was not locked, so i come in, and I was calling her. Then I heard water spilling upstairs, still calling for her, but she did not respond. Upstairs, I saw that there was water coming out of the bathroom, that’s when I really felt something was wrong, when I opened the door…

Silent tears fell down your face again, and Zach still held you, listening intently.

- … she was in the bathtub, her wrists cut, and the tub full of blood, I tried to keep her awake, alive, I called 911, and I tried to keep her eyes open so she could hear me, her parents came soon after, seeing all that, but it was late, she was already gone…and I could not do anything Zach! If I had arrived earlier…
-Hey, hey, listen to me, listen to me…babe, it was not you, you could not do anything about what she had decided. It was not your fault, okay? It was mine, it was Justin’s, it was Alex’s, Jessica’s…all of us, we all messed with her, I messed up with her, but I’m not going to mess with you. I will not let you down, ever, never, and you can talk to me about everything. It was not you…it was not your fault.

“And he will never make a mistake with you, he will love you with all his strength and support you in whatever decision you make, and I hope you have a future together, and I will always be with you, always love you, wherever place you are, I love you.”

You and Zach didn’t go to the party, he prefer, just because of you, not to go, he prefered to be with you, and hold you while you calm yourself, being with him, in his presence, with him calming you and saying sweet words to encourage you to go through everything that you were passing since Hannah’s death. And she was right about him, he was kind, and gentle, and he would always be there for you. No matter what.

Representation and Why It Matters

Earlier I stumbled upon a post on Reddit that I knew wasn’t going to make me happy, but I was curious nonetheless. It was about Todd Chavez coming out as asexual on Netflix’s Bojack Horseman.
The OP listed a few reasons, as to why, in their opinion, that was a mistake. To sum up the major points, according to OP, the asexuality puts a barrier between fans and the character and making him asexual ruins the character for most people, because they can’t relate.

But what about the asexual people? When I see a TV show, watch a movie or read a book, even if I talk to my friends or family - I can’t relate to roughly 99% of the whole human race. The chances of running into a fellow asexual person are so slim that fictional characters that are asexual are the most comfort most of us can have. Yet, the list of asexual characters isn’t exactly long, either. Why does it hurt you to extend that list a little?
There is never going to be a fictional character that you can 100% relate to, but there is often some aspect that you can relate to a lot and that is what you should be focusing on instead.
So saying that you don’t want others to get representation because you can’t relate to is selfish, careless and harmful.

Not everybody has their sexuality figured out yet. Because asexuality is a relatively new term with little research to it, most of us first heard the term rather late in life. And if a form of media decides to include it, supporting the representation and distribution of the orientation, that may lead to people finally having a word to describe what they’re feeling. 

Or maybe someone came out to their friend, who doesn’t believe them, only to end up watching a TV show where the orientation gets represented. Representation is mostly for the people that are being represented to not feel alone or confused or broken. But it’s also there for the others to create a chance for them to be educated, understand and be tolerant in a way they couldn’t in real life. After all, don’t you get to know fictional characters more honestly and in depth than most people you meet in real life? 

Representation matters. But maybe it will help you understand that asexuality isn’t such a foreign concept. And then, if you give it a chance, asexuality won’t be the number one thing that you can’t relate to in a show about an alcoholic horse that was in a sitcom in the 90s and now doesn’t have his life together.

CAUGHT OUT; Luke Hemmings Imagine..

Summary: Y/N and Luke have been friends with benefits for a while but what happens when someone catches them out?!

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Part 1 

“Hey Y/N” i heard from behind me

i was just getting out of my car when i heard a voice

It was Luke

“Hi Luke” i said back to him

I couldn’t help but think about last night, the way his hands were on me and the feel of his lips..

but i have to remember we are at school..

“I want to show you something after school” he said

Really? Again..

can’t he go without sex for one day?

My leg’s still hurt

“ don’t you have practice?” i asked

I hope he has plans, i don’t think my body can deal with another orgasm..

he smiled and leaned against his truck and said “ I don’t have practice today?”

i could feel my heart beat faster and faster

maybe he just wants to hang out..

Ha Luke hemmings just wants to hang out..that’s a new one

“and what do you want to show me exactly? i’ve already seen your penis?” i smugly said  to him

his smile got bigger and then he said “you will just have to wait and see after school”

and then he was gone

oh my god

i heard the bell go of in school..


I couldn’t help but think of Luke all during break..

i wouldn’t know what you call me and him.. we aren’t exactly friends but we aren’t together

he is sitting with his popular friends.. the footballers and the cheerleaders while i am over here sitting with my girl friends..

i don’t know how it started really..

i was asked to help him study in maths.. of course i denied it but the teacher said he really needed help so i gave in and told her i would do it and before this happened i never really liked Luke, yes hes hot but it’s my friend Hannah who likes him more than me and she couldn’t believe that i got to spend a whole hour after school with him..

It wasn’t until our third study session it happened.

He was pissed of because teachers had been giving him a hard time and he took it out on me which is wasn’t getting away with, i wasn’t the source of his problem and i wasn’t making him my problem

but after he said sorry for the way he talked something changed..

the feeling in the air.. the tension between us and then next thing i remember was our clothes on the ground and Luke pressing me up against the book shelf in the library

that was 3 weeks ago.

we can’t keep away from each other, no matter how hard we try..

our study sessions lead to us in bed or in the back of his car with our clothes off.

nobody knows this.

it wouldn’t matter if someone found out, we are both teenagers having sex there is nothing wrong with that but i’m a private person but i know if my friends found out they wouldn’t be my friends and i will be labelled just another girl on Luke’s list.

When the final bell went i was so happy

i met Hannah by the locker once i got out of my last class

“Did you see Luke today, he looked so hot” she said just as i opened my locker

i rolled my eyes at her, this obsession she has is getting out of hand.

if she likes him so much why can’t she talk to him?

she has nearly every class with him

she is the one person i would hate to find out about me and Luke.

“Did you try to talk to him today?” i asked her

she laughed and said “ Of course i didn’t”

i shook my head at her, she needs to get over this and him

“Oh my god, here he comes” she whispered and then she was silent

i didn’t know what she meant but it didn’t take me long to figure out he was behind me

“Ready for this study session Y/N” i heard Luke say

Hannah had already left, she can’t stand to be any where near him she’s scared in case she says something stupid.. which she probably would

i turned around to look at him, most people had gone home now

so the hall was pretty empty..

“Yes” i repiled with then i closed my locker

i wonder what he want’s to show me

he smirked and then started walking down the hall to the exit

once we got to his car he told me to get in

so it involves us going somewhere…

i got in the car and put my seatbelt on but Luke didn’t start the car just yet

which i found weird

he turned to look at me.. why does he look nervous..

“You know me,Cal and Mickey and Ash have been thinking of starting a band?” he said

i nodded my head and then he continued

“Well we sort have been working on this EP for a while and i want your opinion” Luke said

i was surprised about this

he wants my opinion

i couldn’t help but smile at him

“Okay.. play it” i said to him

he turned his car on and put this CD into the player..

the song started to play and then i heard Cal’s voice

“Back in high school we used to take it slow

Red lipstick on and high heel stilettos

Had a job downtown working the servo

Had me waiting in line couldn’t even let go

‘Cause I never wanna be that guy

Who doesn’t even get a taste

No more having to chase

To win that prize

You’re just a little bit out of my limit

it’s been two years now you haven’t even seen the best of me

And in my mind now I’ve been over this a thousand times

But it’s almost over

Let’s start over

we have been driving for a while”..

(Out of my limit by 5sos)

the song stopped and Luke was quiet

wow i didn’t know he could sing that good and i didn’t know Calum had a voice like that!

they sound so good together

i couldn’t help but feel the butterflys in my stomach

i want to hear it again

“Well…” he said

i looked up at him, he looked nervous

“I loved it” i said to him

he smiled and then he leaned forward and smashed his lips against mine

Our lips pressed together and the kiss started getting deeper, his tounge waited at your lips for permission and i gave it to him.

he pulled me over to his side of the car so you would sit on his lap.

he bit your bottom lip, slipping his tongue into your mouth as he gripped your hips, slowly grinding his hips into yours.

i felt him grow from underneath me so i pulled away

“Luke we are in the school parking lot?” I said to him trying to catch my breath

“I need you” He grinned mischievously before attaching his lips against my neck.

i deep moaned left my mouth and i knew i needed him as well

“Get in the back” Luke said seriously..

i smirked at him and then i climbed into the back, very unlady like

Luke followed behind just as my back pressed against the seat,he smirked as he moved me so i was laying down my head pressed into the door.

it was uncomfortable but when i felt Luke’s lips against my neck it was forgotten about

As you wrapped your arms around his neck,Luke gripped your hips moving you so you were in his lap barely breaking the kiss as he did so.

We broke the kiss off and i pulled his top over his head, my hands moved up his defined torso and onto his shoulders.

he is in such good shape.

You pulled him closer to you, sucking on his neck just above his collar bone, grazing it lightly with your teeth.

I could feel Luke growing even harder against your thigh as he took off your top, throwing it onto the front seat before undoing your jeans.

He pulled them down your legs, leaving kisses on your skin as he did so, before you kicked them off of your ankles.

He took off his own jeans, before doing the same with his boxers.

he is big.

i always forget how big he is..

He moved so i was laying down again,His impressive erection seemed to beg for you as he quickly pulled down your pants, teasing your entrance with the tip of his cock.

“Are you ready baby?” he asked looking into my eyes

I couldn’t be more ready, i’m glad there is no foreplay because i am soaking enough and i need him now.

“Yeah..fuck me please..”

Luke smirked at me and then his lips reconnected with my neck and he started sucking hard..

he pushed my legs apart with his hands and then he broke away from my neck

he leaned over and grabbed his jeans and lifted out a silver foil packet, he opened it with his mouth and then he rolled it on himself

“ ready?” he said smirking at me

i nodded my head

He positioned himself at my entrance and thrusted into me

“Fuck…” i moaned

His thumbs lightly pressed into your hips as his wet kisses moved to your breasts, his thrusts becoming harder as he sucked and kissed all over your chest.

As your fingers tugged at his hair, he groaned, reaching down to rub your clit with his thumb.

“Are you close Y/N?” Luke  asked

i couldn’t speak

i have lost my voice

i nodded my head and he smirked

he thrusted harshily into me and i came.

i came so hard.

“Oh my god..” i moaned arching my back of the seat feeling my orgasm take over my body

“Fuck..i’m gonna cum” Luke said

i felt him fill the condom inside me, i clenched around his cock as he released into me letting my orgasm take over my body

Luke pulled out, i tried not the feel sad with the lose of contact as he sat up..

i couldn’t move, i knew i would be sore for a few days

he leaned back on the seat as my legs draped over his naked ones

“Fuck that was good..” Luke said once he got his breath back

i was about to speak when there was a knock at the window

me and Luke both turned to look to see who it was


It was Hannah and Mrs Brandon the Principal

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You and I. That’s the definition of history. I introduced you to this place, carved out your friendship to prove my loyalty. But that wasn’t enough for you. You instead decide to put me through misery, I wish I knew why. I also wish I knew why you put up this act to look like the bigger person, we both know the truth. I’m tired, I’m tired of the toxic environment, the fake ness, the lies, the manipulation and the list just goes on. I’ve been battling you for as long as I can remember, we battle without fists or words. Instead we battle with our minds, sending negative thoughts to the other, I feel like a broken record. I’m tired. Let me be, let us be.

In the Depths of the Sea- Chapter 3

Hi friends, it’s Marlo here! I know you are all probably a tad bit confused as to why the third chapter of a fic is going up on here, but I have made the decision to move In the Depths of the Sea, my Pirate!AU,  over here to Turtle Soup Stories, rather than leaving it on my personal blog. There are a myriad of reasons behind this shift, more than I can list here, but if you would like more information, feel free to message me on my main blog ( @marlosbooknook ).

As always, a massive thank you to my Kilt Kult pals for their constant support and advice, and an extra special thank you to the always lovely @bonnie-wee-swordsman, who actually saved this chapter.

To read the previous chapters, be sure to check my ao3 here!

Thanks and lots of love (as always)



In the distance, she saw a dark mass on the shore. A piece of driftwood was not unusual on the tropical coast, but something deep in the pit of her stomach told Claire that there was something more. The invisible tether continued to pull her forward, and she didn’t feel herself break into a run, hiking up her skirts as her feet pounded into the damp sand.
Claire stopped in her tracks and stared at the sight before her.
A flash of fiery red.
A subtle movement.
A limp hand.

Jesus H. Christ…. Claire thought as she stared helplessly at the man lying motionless in the surf.

Claire rushed forward, stumbling over the shifting sand before falling to her knees in front of the mysterious figure. He was laying on his back, a thick coating of sand masking his features, save for his russet curls.

That bloody hair may very well have saved his life! Claire thought. Had the crimson spot on the shore not caught her attention, she would never had been able to distinguish the figure in the distance, and identify it as a person. She brushed the damp curls out of his face, but it was nearly impossible to discern any obvious injuries with the mask of sand blanketing his face and exposed skin.

He was breathing, that much Claire was sure of. She could see the rise and fall of his chest through the soaked layers of clothing clinging to his muscular frame. There was no way she could lift him, and she couldn’t send back for help without leaving him to the wrath of the ocean. It was impossible to tell whether he was going to wake up or not, no way of knowing what trauma he had faced at sea before arriving on the Barbados shore. Her repeated attempts at rousing him failed- her shaking, pinching and gentle murmurs of encouragement eliciting no response. With no signs of active life, Claire’s hope was beginning to falter, as the mental images of disastrous accidents danced across her thoughts Was he a sailor? Had he slipped from the riggings and been swept away under the masses of foam, assumed to be dead by his friends and crew? Did he have a family, a wife, children, someone wondering where he was or if he was alive?

“Oh, bloody hell!”

So caught up was she in her examination of the mysterious castaway that she failed to to notice the arrival of the storm, which had been ominously looming in the distance. Only the sharp darts of rain against her skin and the vibrations of the clapping thunder alerted her of its presence. It only hastened the importance of getting her unconscious companion to safety.

“Come on you bastard, why can’t you just wake up?!” Her attempts at restoring consciousness became increasingly more desperate. Urgently she shook him, praying internally that the  jarring motion would restore some semblance of activity to the man’s limp form. His face in between her hands, Claire let out a tirade of every curse she knew, in English and French, any and all expletives she picked up from Uncle Lamb and his consortium of world travelers she knew. Fear made its home in the pit of her stomach as he remained unresponsive.

She stood up, grains of sand cascading off her skirts onto the unconscious man in front of her. Exasperated by her failure and the increasingly antagonistic circumstances, Claire ran a hand through her salt- licked curls as the cool sea breeze caused her to shiver. Below her, her unexpected companion shuddered, and Claire noticed his face pale beneath his sandy armour as a concerning blue tinge seeped into his lips.

A sigh of relief. He was moving, breathing, and it appeared to Claire that he was slowly inching towards life. But the initial joy at his movement was quickly replaced by dread as the reason for his sudden stirring became clear in Claire’s mind.

Jesus, he’ll freeze to death if I don’t do something! Claire realized with a shock. How could she have been so careless? So concerned had she been in her search for superficial, visible ailments, that Claire failed to realize the more pressing and life-threatening chill that was seeping into her patient’s bones. He was soaking wet, and the icy rain and sea breeze were sapping away any of the heat that remained in his body. For the first time since arriving in Bridgetown, Claire was unsure of what to do.  Never in her years in Barbados had she dealt with someone suffering from the cold. She knew of no medicinal herbs and no immediate cure for heat deprivation, other than to get this man to safety and warmth as quickly as she could. In her heart, Claire felt like she had failed in her sole mission. In an existence devoted aiding those in need who had nowhere else to turn, she had never held a life in her hands: a fragile, temporary, fleeting, human life.

She spared a panicked glance in the direction from which she had come in the unlikely hope that Frank had followed her, yet he was nowhere to be seen. The one time the man chooses to mind his own bloody business! She was utterly alone, save for the man clinging to life before her.

She felt something wet lapping at her toes through her stockings, looking down to realize the tide was quickly coming in. A flash of lightning illuminated the roiling sea in the distance. Looming waves towered into the air, creeping steadily closer to the shore. The fear of drowning gripped Claire and rattled her to the core. She had to get out- quickly. But she couldn’t just leave this man to his death; she had to act.

Soaked to the skin from ocean water and rain, Claire secured the arms of the red-haired giant; noticing quickly as she secured hold that his shoulder was dislocated, Claire weighed her options. There was no other way of getting them both to safety. So,  gritting her teeth and sending a mental apology to her companion, she began the arduous process of dragging him back from the surf.

The castaway’s face contorted in pain.

“I’m sorry–really, I am, but I’ll have you know that this isn’t a picnic for me, either…” Claire responded pointedly, as pins and needles sent a painful reminder of the strenuous task before her.

It would be impossible for her to transport him all the way back to her makeshift clinic, but she spied a lone palm tree back against the rocky cliff face. There, they could wait until the storm passed. She tugged, and the man gave a pitiful groan of discomfort, the only sound he had made since his discovery.

“What else would you like me to do?” Claire muttered, heaving with exertion. “It’s not like you can walk your damn self to the doctor. I am the only one here to help you. So you’re just going to have to bloody cooperate!” With each word she tugged, and Claire could see the heavy track of the man’s weight tracing their path. They had made progress, but it wasn’t enough.

Claire’s stomach turned as she remembered the people she had been unable to save, her parents, who vanished into the mist and never came back. The ocean had taken them from her, deprived her of a life with them. But perhaps she was being given another chance with this stranger. And she would not, could not, let him down.

Pull yourself together, Beauchamp. Do it for him.

So she pulled. Her back ached from the strain, and sweat dripped from her brow, mixing with the rain and clouding her vision.

“Come on, you brute. Just a little bit farther.”

By the time they reached the palm, Claire’s arms were numb and her back was screaming in pain. But they had made it. Safely sheltered from the rain under the green fronds, Claire pulled the thin kerchief from around her neck and gently dusted the wet sand off of his face, slowly revealing a sculpted jaw, coated with a layer of soft orange stubble. A strong nose and gently bowed lips followed.

I’ve found myself a bloody Adonis…

It was impossible not to admire the beauty of the man before her. His whole person was sculpted and angular, and Claire could see the taught muscles underneath his damp clothing.  She felt a slight twinge in the pit of her stomach, but it vanished as quickly as it came. An unsure pause followed as Claire gathered herself. She needed to focus on the task at hand. Her own feelings, whatever they were, could not interfere. This man’s life depended on it.

His face clean, Claire assessed his form for any other injury. The dislocated shoulder was a concern, but it wasn’t life-threatening. The onset of hypothermia proved to be her chief concern. She realized that his clothing, saturated with seawater, was keeping the chill to his skin. It was risky, and improper to be sure, but Claire knew that body heat was the surest way to restore warmth into his body.

Propriety be damned!

His shirt was already tattered, she observed as she carefully tried removing it, no doubt torn up from his time in the water. Her fingers fumbled and stumbled on the laces, a mixture of cold and nerves. After a brief struggle, she decided at last to just rip the thin fabric, exposing the toned torso beneath. A thin layer of soft red curls danced across his chest, sneaking downwards over his stomach before vanishing beneath the black waistband of his breeks. Claire could feel a flush creep up the back of her neck at the sight.

I’m a bloody fool… She mentally admonished herself.

She had seen men shirtless before, it was a common sight along the harbor, as sailors went about their business in the tropical heat. But again, she felt herself stir at the sight. Yet despite his outward appearance, and the powerful effect felt by Claire as she gazed upon his half dressed form, something about him radiated youthful innocence. Claire felt a sudden urge to protect him, despite never having spoken a word to him. She couldn’t discern what it was about his man that created such a stark duality within her, but the hard angles of him masked a vulnerability that instinctively made Claire reach out to stroke his cheek.

As she lay her palm upon his face, the faintest hint of a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and Claire couldn’t help but grin in turn. The world seemed to freeze. The rain stopped beating above their head and the waves ceased their endless attack against the shore. For one, utterly perfect moment, Claire felt at peace, alone with the man she pulled from the sea.

The moment shattered as the stranger’s eyes shot open.


JRR Tolkien, master of modern fantasy, held a deep, undying dislike for the Bard of England. Let’s talk about why and how it impacted his writing.


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okay first of all, please excuse my poor banner. i had to delete photoshop earlier this year and this was legit made in ms paint (i know, who would have thought). but anyways!!! this july is the month when liam’s single get low came out (stream it, buy it, love it), LOUIS’ SINGLE BACK TO YOU COMES OUT JESUS CHRIST!!!, HARRY’S LITERAL BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE COMES OUT????, and since we all know that ot4 likes doing stuff at the same time, niall will probably drop sth on us too (release on the loose nialler). i thought a good way to honour this month might be to make a list of all of my lovely 1d-related mutuals!!!

thank you guys for making my dash fun and following me back/not unfollowing me after 2 days. i love you all and here’s to many more months of ~mutual tumblring~ about the extradionharry, brilliam, fabulouis, phenomeniall band that is one direction (yes, i have been here since this joke was coined. no, it has not died out yet) 💕

the list is under the cut! and please note that this is a list of 1d blogs only, which is why i’ve left out some of my mutuals!

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These are tips for future Nicole fr past Nicole who made a lot of mistakes this school year ┗(•̀へ •́ ╮ ) so I hope at least some of you can relate to this stash of tips I have kept for myself in my notes for incoming Senior High levels!

& keep your papers organized (please)

Write tiny notes on the given activity sheets instead of putting them in your binder notebook (ok my own preference tho!!) bc one paper = topic is better than multiple messy papers = one huge topic!

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“Secret’s Out” - Oneshot

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Jim Kirk x Reader

Word Count: 1,151

Key: Y/N = Your Name, H/C = Your Hair Color, E/C = Your Eye Color

Warnings: Fluff, Making Out, Cursing

Summary: You and Jim were a secret. But during your annual medical eval, secrets get spilled.

Originally posted by sansasandorshipper

Author’s Note: My first Jim piece! I had this idea for a while, and thought it would be perfect for him. It’s not beta read and I just kind of wrote it out without my nitpicky brain. Hope you enjoy it!

Thank you to the amazing @the-witching-hours12-3 for beta reading this and just being a good friend. You’re seriously such a great writer and an nice person to talk/work with. <3

If you would like to be tagged in any of my future pieces, check out my tag list above and let me know! And as always, feedback is greatly appreciated!


- DreaSaurusREX

You groan at the noise of your alarm going off. You grab your pad to see why your alarm was blaring at you while you were nice and cozy. Jim rolls around and snakes his arm around your waist and kisses your shoulder blade, causing you to hum in content.

No one knew that you and the Captain Kirk were together, and you both tried your best to keep it that way. You didn’t need those nasty comments coming from the crew. Keeping it a secret had it’s perks, like last night.

You two hadn’t been able to be alone for longer than a few minutes for what seemed like a week. But you two finally had a night off from everything and spent it together. Things got a bit heated if you catch my drift. I mean, he had the scratches all along his back and you had the hickies all over your collarbone and shoulders to prove that.

Unlocking your pad, you read the message that displayed with your alarm: ANNUAL MED EVAL IN 45 MINUTES!

You flopped over and groaned. Bones was a nice guy, but you knew last night’s antics would be seen and cause a very awkward moment between you and the good doctor. Before you could complain, Jim’s pad went off. He turned over and read the message: ANNUAL MED EVAL IN 30 MINUTES!

He just flashed you with a sort of playful look before kissing you.

“How the hell are we both going to get away with these? Bones is bound to notice.” You pressed lightly against one of the scratches on his shoulder blade as you stood up to get dressed, causing him to wince but then chuckle.

“Just play it cool? I don’t think he will be worried about a few scratches.”

You pulled on some underwear and then looked in the mirror. There were dark love bites scattered across the ends of your collarbone and along your ribs. You turned around and gave him a look.

“And how am I supposed to explain your dirty work, smartass?” You sassily said. Jim wandered to you and traced the marks with his finger.

“Hmm…. Problems with training new recruits? Or got in a fight with someone? Or maybe you just tell him that your boyfriend is one of the best people in the universe and knows how much you like this type of thing because he loves you so much?”

“As much as I love this boyfriend, I thought we were keeping him a secret?” You said while playfully smacking his chest. Opening your closet door, you find your uniform and start to get dressed. Jim finds his clothes and gets dressed. He was fastening his pants when he spoke up again.

“Why are we keeping it a secret? I mean, I know why we are hiding it from the ship. But Bones? Uhura? Spock– Well, maybe don’t tell him.” You chuckle as you try to tame your mane of hair. He turns you around to face him. “I mean it, (Y/N/N). Why are we not telling our friends. We can trust them.”

“I trust Bones with my life. He’s saved both of our lives on multiple occasions. I just… I don’t know how to tell him or how he will react. I’m scared. I’m scared with anyone finding out.”

Jim took your hands in his and kissed them, smiling. “It’ll be alright. We can tell them whenever you want to. It’s just getting hard to sneak around this all.”

“I know. I’m sorry. We will tell our close friends before telling anyone else. I just have to kind of prepare for that to be out there, ya know?” Jim nodded and kissed you one more time. “Now get dressed. You have to head to your eval.”

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Don’t ever make fun of someone’s mental illness. You can make fun of someone’s anxiety, causing their depression to act up and their BPD go nuts.

Don’t ever tell anyone, especially an emotionally unstable person to cut themselves. They just might. Or they might even do worse..

Don’t tell a person who you know that has cut themselves before, that they did it/ are doing it for attention, it fucking hurts and is highly insensitive.

Don’t make fun of someone for not having many friends, especially if you’re a bad one yourself because that person might have had people hurt them all their life and have trust issues. 

Don’t tell a person they’re weak because they have a mental illness, they’re stronger than you could ever imagine.      

Don’t push anyone to do anything they don’t want to, be it something as simple as a dare, or something serious, like sexual. Just don’t do it. (for me that does mean the smaller things, since social anxiety makes even truth or dare a living hell)

Don’t tell (or yell at) someone that they don’t suffer from a mental illness, if you have no clue what you’re talking about.

Don’t (for me this goes together with the previous one) discuss someone’s mental health with them in front of another person. It will make them uncomfortable.

Don’t push someone to tell you about their mental illnesses/ why they cut etc. If they become a threat to others or themselves, get them to contact a professional, if they don’t feel comfortable telling you, don’t push it.

Don’t be insensitive to people with mental illnesses.

These may seem obvious, but my ‘friends’ have done every single thing on this list, and more. Please reblog this, and if you have more, add your own thoughts. Just because I and a lot more people have to suffer, doesn’t mean everyone has to. If you suffer, help others so they don’t have to. Also, if you have a problem, i’m always here. Message me or send something to my asks, i’ll do whatever I can to help. See who else needs help and let’s all support each other. Please. This is an important subject.

dating nct yuta!!121!! (again, on the right blog this time.)

yakisoba prince :“)
• takoyaki prince :”)
• hansol is the best friend
• “hansol, stop making fun of my boyfriend”
• but sassy
• let’s talk about his sass
• on a sass scale from 1-10, yuta is a jisung.
• “yuta, what are you wearing in this mv wth”
• “at least i can work it more than you can :”)“
• “this jacket brings out my shit personality”
• “baby, you don’t need a jacket for that :”)“
• "yuta, that drawing looks so weird, you should start over”
• “whoever drew your face should start over :”)“
• you hear johnny and hansol and jaehyun and mark yelling "BOOM. ROASTED.” in the background, every, time.
• yuta doesn’t know what it means. but he likes it.
• girl group dances with yuta is a thing
• dances with yuta is a thing
• dances with the bassbot members is a thing
• of course along with that, them laughing at you is also a thing
• sharing ear buds w yuta :“)
• going sightseeing w together is one of you guys’ favorite things
• pictures pictures pictures
• yall are so photogenic like wth :’) im attacked
• ok but you know that moment when you feel all empty, hopeless and angry all of the sudden? yuta is the person you call or text and he comforts you and it makes you feel so much better
• that was random but it popped up and it’s such a yuta thing
• serious when he needs to be, happy and funny when he needs to be
• such boyfriend material
• but he’s not the type of boyfriend that things outside of the boy and gets you chocolate and sweets and ice cream.
• you ask for tampons/pads? that’s all the boy will get you :“)
• of course that doesn’t mean that he won’t get you all those things if you ask, he definitely will whine a bit but get it for you
• cuddles with yuta are almost nonexistent, meaning-
• you guys don’t cuddle but it’s technically a cuddle, like, he hugs you while you guys are laying down but it’s not a cuddle, YOU KNOW
• kisses w yuta are mainly on the forehead or nose.
• random english and japanese speaking
• yuta doesn’t like you fangirling over other groups or other idols in general
• he pretends to hate it when you fangirl or overly compliment an nct member, but he doesn’t really mind, as long as it’s not taeyong, bc if you fangirl over taeyong, it’s legit
• you guys are like a newly wed couple
• but it’s like baby sitting bc-
• “jaemin, why are you here”
• “….jeno.”
• “……what the heck jisung.”
• “this is our date night-”
• “who am i kidding, we can’t have a normal date night ever as long as im an nct member”
• saying “i love you” doesn’t really surface in your conversations too much, but it does from time to time, mainly over text or call. or when he’s been away for a long time and you first see him after him being away, or when he’s leaving for a concert or a company trip.
• he calls you “baby” a lot
• bc you’re his baby ;“)
• lots of dates in the park or just walking around town
• you call him "prince”
• bc he’s your prince ;“)
• or yuta. bc. his name’s yuta. and vise versa. pet names are pretty common too tho.
• not much, but you guys often go stargazing too
• omgggg story time, FIRST SNOW W YUTA
• ok so in korea, there’s this saying about love and the first snow fall of the year and seeing it with them. idk how it exactly goes but you get the gist of it
• ok so, you two were out on a coffee date, cute, small, little meeting. it was fun and kind of meaningless bc it hasn’t been too long since you guys first started going out.
• yuta liked you since you two first met, but not in a love way, like a friend, and vise versa but those feelings grew little by little as you two began seeing more of each other.
• so here you guys were, in a coffee shop, on the third coldest day of the year so far, reaching almost negative 10 degrees. drinking coffee.
• it was fun, there wasn’t very much talking but it was comforting and warm.
• you guys finished your coffee and started to head outside when suddenly there was a loud cheer on the other side of the street. someone yelled "SNOW! SNOW!” and you two looked up and there it was. snow.
• yuta smiled at you, but you were too busy admiring the snow and touching each little snowflake that your hands could reach.
• yuta them realized that his heart was beating and he didn’t feel cold at all in negative 10 degree weather when he was with you.
• you smiled at yuta and waddled back towards him like a little girl who was seeing snow for the first time in her life.
• you snuggled back up towards yuta and smiled “it got cold”
• yuta hugged you and wrapped his arms around you like a large drape.
• :“) that day was the day that yuta fell in love with you :”)
• he’s so friggin insecure bc people made such a big freaking deal out of it omg
• he always is looking in the mirror if he’s not looking at the crazy comments online and it just makes you so sad bc it’s still yuta. the guy in front of you is still yuta, so what’s the problem?
• he comes to you but yuta’s the type of boyfriend who doesn’t like voicing out his problems (like serious ones where he seriously is hurt) he just laughs and plays with you and that’s stress relief for him
• ofc you don’t shove the problem in the poor boy’s face if he doesn’t want to talk about it and is struggling alone. but you do hint at it and you don’t do it to make him feel uncomfortable, you DO IT BC YOU LOVE HIM AND WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY AND STOP COVERING UP HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE WITH A MASK.
• ok, yuta teaches you weird phrases in japanese, and tells you the wrong meaning for them.
• LIKE IT’S SO FUNNY, HE TEACHES YOU THE WORD FOR LIKE, “THE CORN CHURNS THY BUTTER”, AND LIES TO YOU AND TELLS YOU THAT IT MEANS “the soft glistening of the river water that reflects itself on the high sky”
• “let’s go outside.”
• “no, you stupid girl, it’s hot. im not about to sweat the hair dye out of my hair.”
• “ok”
• “i wouldn’t do that” AND YOU LOOK AT HIM AND YOU’RE LIKE “yes you would, tf, you did this two days ago”
• so many cute selfiessss
• you guys buy drinks together, selfie, you guys are out for coffee, selfie, you’re at his concert, selfie, you’re in a cafe together, selfie.
• yuta is super open on his opinions unless they’re mean opinions, but still, and he is not afraid to tell you that he thinks you’re completely wrong and list the 12 reasons why he thinks so.
• “why are you even an idol, just be a lawyer”
• “did u eat”, “no”, “why”, “because my friend took me to a yakisoba place and every time i look at it, it feels like im in a restaurant that cooks and serves your hair”, “bye”
• yuta is a dog person he is not a cat person he is an outgoing doggie person
• but as it says so above like 40495967 bullets ago, you guys did get a lil pup and her name is mochi.
• why is teasing mark w yuta so much fun :“)
• doyoung is always on the verge of fighting yuta to the death bc he thinks that he can be sassier than yuta
• he could be, but yuta is naturally sassy, frankly there’s nothing doyoung can do at this point, he must give up
• yuta doesn’t read much but he loves it when you read stuff out loud to him it’s just, soothing
• you guys eat chicken together a lot it’s great
• you guys take lots of selfies of you guys in traditional clothing
• yuta tries to cook but most of the time he’s just like “order delivery”
• i forgot. weird adlibs, puns, and pick up lines. oddly, it brings yuta a lot of joy even though he’s like “ew stop that’s so gross”

- jenny

On Kairi’s Characterization and “The Fairy Gay Mother”

You know, I get a lot of comments on how my Kairi is so different from a lot of other kingdom hearts, (especially soriku and other m/m ships) fics. I haven’t seen a whole lot of Kairi portrayal outside being at her worst, a ms. mary-sue gets-in-the-way-a-lot, and at her best, a sweetie mom friend who is “highly perceptive,” knew Sora and Riku were in love long before they knew it, and is usually a confidant to one of the boys and gives excellent advice. With nothing at all going on in her life outside of that.

I want to explain why I write Kairi so differently, and why others should too. The majority of her characterization is built off fannon characterizations from a fandom that’s been around a long ass time, starting in the dark age of the internet back when the majority of m/m shipping was bad yaoi tropes and full of only annoying idiot or perfect nice princess females. She’s like a game of telephone, being based off someone’s interpretation of the source material, then someone’s interpretation of that interpretation, and so on and so forth until we forgot what the source material even is.

And as a note, this can be applied to MANY fandoms and their ladies and different third wheels to m/m ships, but I’m mostly focusing on Kairi and her role in Soriku fanfiction, because I’ve been reading soriku fanfiction since I was about 10 and cringing at her portrayal for 8 years now. But, my end game in here can be used for all fandoms, and I encourage people to think about this in terms of that. 

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