anonymous asked:

Do you think Solas goes into a different room to fart or just let's them loose where he is? Also, does he fart loudly or silently?

why is this happening to me

I think it depends on who is in the room with him?????

If it’s Lavellan and it’s early in their relationship, of course Solas is going to be a gentleman and either hold it in or go to a different room. 

If they’ve been together a while, he’ll just let it rip, but I feel like he’s a silent and deadly kind of farter. So it takes a minute for her to realize he’s farted, but by then it’s too late and she’s dying and Solas is laughing

and if it’s a large room with a lot of people I feel like he’ll just let rip and watch war break out over who farted. And of course, no one but Lavellan knows the truth. No one would think for a second that it was Solas.

HAIKYUU FANDOM RIGHT NOW

*waiting season4*
*iwaoi not going to the same university*
*third years leaving second years behind*
*third years graduating*

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When did you become my enemy?

  • Me: *has missed the last few Gotham episodes, has been absent from Tumblr*
  • Me: *checks the Nygmobblepot tag in hopes of some conflict resolution for some of the stuff that happened in the last episode I saw at best, Ed still being mad at worst*
  • Tumblr: DOCKS MEME DOCKS MEME doCKSMEME DOcKSMeME D O C K S M E M E DOCKS DOCKS MEME MEME HELL MMMWHATCHA SAY docks MEME
He's better off now

I really love you,
But I did what I had to.
I couldn’t help you grow,
So I decided to let go.

It took a toll on me,
I knew it wouldn’t be easy.
Life right now is so hard,
I admit I feel broken and scarred.

I miss you and what we had,
And at times I get upset and mad.
I wish I could go back in time
But that would likely be a crime.

I want you to be happy.
Not meaning to sound sappy:
I hope and pray every day,
To let our sorrows pass away.


~ M.F

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Hi Stranger by Kirsten Lepore

INTP trying to go to bed
  • INTP: alright INTP nice job today, you actually got all your work done and it's only 10pm! time to treat yourself and go to bed and get some extra sleep. we all know you could use it
  • brain: wow look at this cool cat video why don't you watch it
  • INTP: pfft sure it's only a minute why not
  • INTP: okay now that I've watched this cat video let's go to bed
  • brain: no go write a story, you've had that idea for one for a while
  • INTP: hm writing does help me relax before bed
  • INTP: *spends three hours writing* dang that took a while, time to sleep
  • brain: but wait look at these theories of time isn't wikipedia amazing
  • INTP: ok now that i've had an existential crisis let me go to bed
  • INTP: please
  • brain: no
  • INTP: why
  • INTP: it's right there
  • INTP: i can just walk over to it and lay down and close my eyes
  • brain: ughhhuguhgu too much work :/
  • INTP: it's literally two feet away i could be asleep in five minutes
  • brain: oooorrrr...you could watch this hillary clinton remix
  • INTP: please let me sleep
  • brain: the ten hour version