why is their house messed up

But Yuuri being the “extra” one instead of Victor, like

Victor: Okay … why is the house on fire?

Yuuri: I messed up a phone call. I panicked. 

.

Victor: Yuuri, why are you sprawled on the floor?

Yuuri: [staring at ceiling in depression] Because life is meaningless and death is inevitable.

Victor: [sighs] Oh, god, not this again.

Yurio: [lying next to Yuuri on the floor] Shut up Victor, I like him better this way. Go on Yuuri, I got you.

.

Person who is not Minami or Victor: Omg, Katsuki Yuuri, you’re so hot and sexy, I love you!!!

Yuuri: [breathes into a bag for an hour while Victor rubs his back]

Victor: [to person] Why would you say something like that!?

Person: … ?

4

everybody in the house is kinda scared of the spider but nobody can take one for the team and throw it out 

Mob feeds it grasshoppers and caterpillars from Reigen’s garden

also nobody knows why theres a tarantula in a bathroom in the middle of a city

(thank you anon for the superb idea!!! coincidentally it fits perfectly with the general theme of ritsu being scared of bugs lately and I just have to add a small thing for it)

and yep request is still open ayyy

Y'know, I’m kind of tired of this whole “Democrats lost because they talked too much about Minorities and ID politics” shit

They didn’t win the House because of heavy Gerrymandering in Republican states (Texas and North Carolina come to mind), same with

If focusing on how awful the GOP is in regards to racial and sexual minorites, why did Joe “Round up the Illegals” Arpio lose in heavily Republican Arizona when Trump won the state? Why did Pat “Potty Police” McCrory lose in N. Carolina when Trump won the state? Why did Russ Feingold do better than Hillary Clinton?

Because the National level Democrats are a mess, their ground game involved campaign to suburban women in Red states instead of motivating their base in critical Tossup states. Because the National Democrats decided that 25 years of smears against Hillary Clinton, fair or not, wouldn’t affect her chances negatively. Because the National Democrats cared more about projections and metrics than talking to actual people.

My county in “deep red” Texas was an even split between Clinton and Trump, yet I saw more presence from Bernie Sanders and Jill Stein on the ground here during the General than I did Clinton. Or in 2014 they abandoned Wendy Davis for no reason besides it being Texas. Or when they abandoned Mark White in the same way, even though he was popular and polled well. They make no effort to help us, so why should we go out and vote for them?

And they’re still clueless about it. Nancy Pelosi said that people didn’t want change. Are y'all that really out of touch????

Concept: Seven teaching Yoosung how to drive. He’s terrible at it and Seven is an awful teacher at best. Yoosung either goes too fast or too slow, and Seven’s instructions always have the worst timing. They hit a fire hydrant. Seven’s pretty much dying with laughter until he notices Yoosung’s eyes filling with tears.
“Hey, it’s okay, I can get the car fixed, don’t worry about it-”
“It’s not that, I just don’t know why I can’t get this!”
And Seven kisses him and tells him that driving is stupid anyway, he can just take the bus, and besides, Yoosung is amazing at other things, which he proceeds to rattle off until Yoosung is a giggling blushing mess. They wait for the car to get picked up and towed before taking a cab back to Seven’s house and playing LOLOL/watching movies together until they fall asleep curled up on the couch

while i love steve’s bat flip and the rest of that scene as much as the next person, i think its important to note that that’s not actually where steve’s redemption comes from.  he didn’t randomly show up at the house and become the mvp, he was there for a reason- to apologize to jonathan.  that’s why you’re able to look at steve harrington at the end of the show and say “oh, he wasn’t that bad.” not because of his awesome bat tricks, but because he recognized his mistakes, and instead of saying “well carol and tommy did it, i didn’t want to” or some bullshit excuse, he recognized that he messed up and wanted to make it right.

i can already feel tfp becoming like that one annoying neighborhood kid who insists on hanging out with your children, and he’s generally terrible and his parents don’t bother to even try to discipline him and he has all these quirks that drive you up a damn wall and he constantly tells stories you know can’t possibly be true, but every now and then he’s unexpectedly funny or, on even rarer occasions, a little bit sweet, but mostly you wish he’d just leave your children the hell alone. but then he does and you don’t see him for a while, and you kinda start to wonder what timmy’s up to these days, if he’s still an annoying little hellspawn or if maybe you’d like him more now, maybe he’s changed after all, so you invite him over to play with your kids again, just to see, and he makes a mess of your house and rubs his unwashed hands all over the snacks and sucker punches your favorite child in the mouth, and you remember all over again why you didn’t like him in the first place…

Girls and Boys

I don’t understand that thing where people birth another child in hopes that it will either have a penis or a vagina. I’ve thought a lot about this, probably because people keep doing and saying weird things that remind me of how messed up our culture is about gender.

The sex-preference obviously originates with the parent’s idea about how the child will be raised, which implies that how the parent will raise a small human who possesses a penis will be substantially different than how the parent will raise a small human who possesses a vagina.

You might have gathered that that’s not what happens in my house, and here’s why:

Everyone can enjoy every color.

Everyone has baby dolls and learns to be gentle and take care of baby.

Everyone can run, throw balls, and hit approved objects with bats.

Everyone can dress up, or not, according to each small human’s preference.

Everyone learns to respect other humans’ bodies and words.

Everyone can learn to do whatever one finds interesting.

Everyone can be interested in whatever one chooses to find interesting.

Everyone will, at some point, wear kickass rocket t-shirts and tiaras, probably at the same time.

Everyone will learn that gender is far more complex and interesting that genitalia, and that one’s identity isn’t dictated by the contents of one’s pants, but by the content of one’s character.

Isn’t that way more fun than, “No, you can’t like or do this thing because chromosomes”?

okay it is time to use the sleep, but i’ve seen a bunch of those paladins in the hogwarts houses posts and i DISAGREE WITH ALL OF THEM so here we go

PIDGE:

look. i understand why you want to put her in ravenclaw. i get it. she’s super smart and loves technology, has an instinctual intelligence that just blows the rest the rest of them out of the water, and a passion for tech that fills this girl’s tiny body with joy. i understand why you want to put this girl in the smart house. but – no.

pidge’s actions speak not about a love for technology and knowledge – but a love for family. the whole reason pidge is in this crazy mess to begin with is because she was searching for her father and brother. to find them she concealed her gender, went under a fake name, got accepted into the academy, then slowly picking away at any information she can scrap up to find her family. that takes patience. her success is the product of thankless hard work to achieve a goal that’s had no results. but she endures and pushes forward, because above all pidge has loyalty to her family.

patience. hard work. loyalty. look i’m sorry but our adorable tech nerd is a hufflepuff.

that brings us too –

HUNK:

all too often shoved into hufflepuff because of his niceness or ravenclaw because he’s an ace mechanic. but neither of these quite fit.

hunk’s most prominent trait in this series is his fear. he’s scared all the time. he’s cautious when no one else is, is hesitant about taking risks the others jump into head first because he is afraid. this, of course, can only mean one thing: our hunky hunk is, obviously, a gryffindor.

courage is doing something even though you’re afraid. by that definition, hunk is the bravest person on that team. when push comes to shove he’s always there, when it matters he doesn’t hesitate. he pulls his courage to the fore and does what needs to be done.

also hunk is obviously the most chivalrous person on that team. need a gentleman to show you a good time, walk you home, lend you his jacket, and expect absolutely nothing at the of the date so he’s delighted by the kiss on the cheek you give him? hunk is your MAN.

literally he’s so gryffindor im crying.

KEITH:

okay i’ll admit our sentient ball of angst threw me for a loop since his defining characteristics are: anger, prickliness, and cluelessness (honestly this poor boy cant catch a break). he’s not a ravenclaw, he’s not particularly loyal, i wouldn’t define him as brave so much as desperate, and slytherin is so wrong for him it doesn’t even bear thinking about.

but then i realized keith’s defining characteristic : self hatred and an appalling lack of self esteem. like ye, he knows he’s a great fighter and a great pilot, whatever. but the only friend he has is shiro, and he never really clicks with the rest of the team, with pidge always with her head in the clouds and hunk and lance each other’s best friends, and somehow even when keith tries to be nice to lance the other boy ends up getting upset anyway. and keith’s got SECRETS and a PAST and he doesn’t even like himself, so why would anyone else? and he’s loyal to shiro, sure, but i don’t think that’s because he’s a loyal person or values loyalty in any way, but because shiro is all he has, so of course he’s protective of him.

this means that keith goes into … gryffindor!

look giving every day 110% when you’re uncertain and angry is really hard. but keith is always, always there for the other members of his team. he threw his lot in with them with reckless abandon, even though he’s keeping secrets from them and thinks that they don’t REALLY like him, even though keith is dealing with heavy shit in maybe not the best way he gets up every day and does his absolute best to be the BEST he can be for the people depending on him.

idk that takes a hell of a lot of courage and bravery as far as im concerned.

LANCE:

oh my salty winter teenager. people think you’re a gryffindor because you’re brave, or a hufflepuff because you’re loyal. but that’s not the case. you, my child, are the lone slytherin on this ship.

look, no one ever said slytherins were subtle. lance’s loyalty and bravery are functions of his ambition. he wants to be the best always. the best pilot, the best shot, the best with the ladies. hunk is his best friend and pidge was on his team and he tries SO HARD at the academy to make them into one cohesive team of people that work together, and he probably would have succeeded if pidge hadn’t been hiding a giant secret. because he wanted the BEST team.

is he particularly cunning? no. is he resourceful as all hell and is everything he does aimed at being the BEST in some way? you bet your ass

SHIRO:

okay this one is SO OBVIOUS. he’s a great leader! he leads with patience and kindness and as gentle a hand as he can bear to have in these difficult times. he wakes up early to train, he believes in training long and training hard but not burning anybody out. he believes in fair play, in doing the right thing even when the right thing is painful or hard. he is intensely loyal to the paladins for no other reason than they’re his.

he’s brave as a function of his loyalty, of his sense of fair play / righteousness. he’s ambitious in this same way too, the stronger he is and the more allies and power they have the more he can keep his team safe, the closer they come to restoring peace and fairness to the universe.

honestly has anyone been MORE of a hufflepuff since helga herself like come on

anyway that’s my take on everyone goodnight folks

Humans are SO lame

They get up in the morning and mess about. Wash teeth, put on contact lenses. Trousers. Boots. Some rag on their throat, two rags on their front paws.

Why can’t they just get up and run for the snow, like every normal creature? What’s with all this pottering around? Look, you’re right next to the door. Just open it. Open it. I know you can. Open the bloody door. Come on. Like, how long can you keep on stalling. Come on.

COME ON

OMG THERE’S FRESH SNOW OUT THERE AND YOU’RE WALKING IN CIRCLES AROUND THE HOUSE GAAH

The summer I met David.

(warning: really really long story)

This is how I first met David. Before our relationship went to shit, and he devoted his everything to making my life hell. While there are several more stories involving him, and some far more unsettling than this one, this is when I first realized he wasn’t who he told me he was. It’s by far the most unsettling memory I have of him.

When I was young, we lived in an old farm house. I remember my father telling me that it was more than one hundred years old, and that was the cause for the strange noises in the middle of the night. I never believed him. I was convinced that the noises were just David messing around downstairs. But in those early weeks of our friendship, no one in my family believed it was him. I never bothered to question why.

My father had inherited a sixty-five acre pig farm that he and his father had built from the ground up. I can’t remember how many pigs we had, but it was enough to warrant two barns.

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How the houses defend a friend against a bully
  • Gryffindor: they forget about magic and throw a wicked right hook
  • Ravenclaw: they string together the worst insult imaginable and make the bully afraid to show up to class for the next week
  • Slytherin: they interview classmates and find out the bully is afraid of spiders, so naturally, the bully comes to class and finds a desk full of spiders
  • Hufflepuff: they confront the bully in front of everyone and loudly tell why their friend is the best person on earth and not to mess with them again - or else

“Are you sure you want to go out tonight?” Tom asked. “We usually just hang out at your house.” He reminded. Marco shrugged.

“It’s nice to change things up. Besides, my family friend owns this restaurant. He’s like my uncle and I really want you to meet him.” Marco explained. Tom smiled.

“Alright then, let’s go…” He trailed off. “I’m just… are you sure they’re not going to be weirded out by me?” Tom asked. “I don’t want to mess up anything.”

“You’re not going to mess anything up.” Marco assured.

“Okay, but one more thing.” Tom said before entering the restaurant behind Marco. “Why are you in a tuxedo?” Tom asked. His question was answered when he looked around the fancy restaurant.

“Yeah this place is really fancy. Sorry I forgot to tell you…” Marco trailed off. Tom was in a gray hoodie and hadn’t bothered to comb his hair.

“Are you kidding me Marco? I am extremely underdressed. I thought this was like, a pizza place.”

“I never said it was a pizza place! I said it was Italian!” Marco defended.

“Marco!” The boys looked up to see an older man approach.

“This is the owner, who I wanted you to meet. So be nice.” Marco demanded.

“Marco, son, it’s so good to see you! Who is this… young… man.” He said, unsure what to make of the demon in front of him.

“Barry this is my boyfriend, Tom.” Marco introduced. Barry smiled weirdly at the three-eyed, horned kid.

“O… kay.” He said. “Come with me and I’ll show you your seat… you too, three-eyed, child.” Barry led the boys to a table.

“This is why I never go out in this dimension.” Tom murmured as soon as Barry left.

“Oh come on.” Marco pried.

“I’m serious. If you’re from another dimension, going out came get really awkward.” Tom explained. “That’s why you never see her in a place like this.” Tom shrugged.

“Isn’t… isn’t that her over there?” Marco asked. He pointed to Star, who was entering the restaurant. Tom shot up.

“Oh my god it is! What’s she doing here?” He asked. Marco gasped.

“Tom I think she’s here with Janna!” Marco mused. “Let’s eavesdrop!”

@janstar-for-the-soul

Dating George Weasley would include...

Originally posted by mleko55

  • you’d pretty much be dating Fred as well
  • getting into detention with him and Fred A LOT
  • they’d somehow get out of it, leaving you in detention by yourself
  • but George would do something and get you out of it too
  • Fred always pretending to be George
  • George pretending to be Fred so that he could get stuff out of you about himself
  • PRANK WARS
  • sometimes you’d do his homework and then when he finds out he’d give you cute little magic gifts/tricks and food
  • Molly knitting you a sweater for Christmas
  • staying at the burrow for the holidays
  • he stays up late with you in the common room
  • you guys can just talk and laugh for hours
  • people always tell you to shush because you’re laughing too hard, which makes you guys laugh even harder
  • the professors are all really surprised at why such a clever student is always messing about with the Weasley twins 
  • Mcgonagall secretly ships it
  • QUIDDITCH 
  • If you weren’t in the same house, you’d have a lot of bets 
  • “We’re totally going to smash you in quidditch today, Y/N!”
  • “Wanna bet?” 
  • “Yeah, why not?”
  • Still, lots of bets even if you were in the same house 
  • “I’ll give you five galleons if you can steal a jar from Snape’s potion stores.“ 
  • “You’re on, George”
  • piggy back rides with him running down the corridor and you screaming
  • and then Snape sees you and you both sprint while laughing super hard and end up kissing
  • just lots of laughter and fun in general
Sick of stereotypes

I’m kind of getting tired of reading about snooty, mean-spirited Slytherins in almost every single headcanon. I mean yes, canonly there have been some students of this particiular house who have been pricks (although not in their entirety) but that does not mean the vast majority has to be just the same.

Why can’t there be Slytherins just minding their own business, not even intending to mess with anyone because they hardly care and distaste getting into trouble, without being portrayed as stuck up assholes?
Why can’t there be Slytherins who are actually kind-hearted, maybe just misunderstood because they’re socially awkward people not knowing how to interact with others?
Why can’t there just be Slytherins who are liked by people of other houses, Slytherins who actually have Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or even Gryffindor friends, Slytherins who are liked because they’re actual, decent people?
In the books readers could get to know about people of other houses who were portrayed as likeable, friendly characters (such as Cedric or Luna), why not a Slytherin?


There needs to be more appreciation for Slytherin and it’s students, nobody can tell me that it’s undoubtfully the house of buttheads.

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Among the many melancholy ballads of BTS and Got7, this one really hit it home for me when I read the lyrics (and of course the emo voice of Jimin, V, Jin and Jk’s vulnerably sad way of pushing at the notes).


Insecure again, dangerous again
So bad (why?) us, yeah
Enduring more, holding out
So hard (hard), we can’t
Even if you already knew
We couldn’t stop
No way, no way, no way, falling

As time passes by
We only mess it up even more
No way, no way, it’s collapsing again

A house made of cards, and us inside
Even if you say you see the end, even if you say it’ll collapse soon
A house made of cards, and stupidly, us
Even if you say it’s a useless dream, just stay a little more like this

Like there’s no tomorrow
Like there’s no next time
Everything that you’ve done in front of my eyes
It’s a complete darkness
Say it like you mean it
In the end, we can’t make it
Even so, I keep hoping
Even at the end, if you’re with me, I’m okay

Even if you already knew
We couldn’t stop
No way, no way, no way, falling

As time passes by
We only mess it up even more
No way, no way, it’s collapsing again

A house made of cards, and us inside
Even if you say you see the end, even if you say it’ll collapse soon
A house made of cards, and stupidly, us
Even if you say it’s a useless dream, just stay a little more like this

Slow down the time
Please stay just for a little more oh
Please Baby. Calm down
Just a little more

More insecure, more dangerous
So bad (so bad) us, yeah
Enduring more, holding out
So hard, it’s collapsing again

A house made of cards, and us inside
Even if you say you see the end, even if you say it’ll collapse soon
A house made of cards, and stupidly, us
Even if you say it’s a useless dream, just stay a little more like this

daisyridley At 15 I was diagnosed with endometriosis. One laparoscopy, many consultations and 8 years down the line, pain was back (more mild this time!) and my skin was THE WORST. I’ve tried everything: products, antibiotics, more products, more antibiotics) and all that did was left my body in a bit of a mess. Finally found out I have polycycstic ovaries and that’s why it’s bad. I can safely say feeling so self conscious has left my confidence in tatters. I hate wearing make up but I currently don’t want to leave the house without it on. HOWEVER PROGRESS IS BEING MADE! (With some help from a dermatologist and cutting out dairy (waah, except for spontaneous ice creams) and cutting down sugar (bigger waah but gotta do what you’ve gotta do)). Finally. Finally. (Throughout all this I’ve only had people being wonderful and encouraging and occasionally making me realise I’m being ridiculous and there’s more to life)… My point is, to any of you who are suffering with anything, go to a doctor; pay for a specialist; get your hormones tested, get allergy testing; keep on top of how your body is feeling and don’t worry about sounding like a hypochondriac. From your head to the tips of your toes we only have one body, let us all make sure ours our working in tip top condition, and take help if it’s needed.#wasthispostlongenough#maybethesehashtagscanbulkitupabit#alsohowmanybracketsdoesonewomanneed #ifyourereadingthisiapplaudyou#thisisaclaymaskincaseyourewondering

Why The Houses Didn't Turn In Their Homework
  • Slytherin: was too busy thinking of ways to get out of turning in their homework
  • Ravenclaw: got sidetracked because they were pondering some paradox they saw online
  • Hufflepuff: stayed up all night texting their friends
  • Gryffindor: was too busy cleaning up after Harry's mess because THEY ARE NOT GOING TO LOSE ANOTHER HUNDRED HOUSE POINTS FOR THIS KID'S RECKLESSNESS DAMN IT
paladins playing the sims

Playing with the sims themselves

Keith: would you just stop standing there feeling bad for yourself and actually TAKE CARE of that need? (sim dies because sim didnt listen to keith) Im done playing now.

Lance: AW YEAH MAX COMMUNICATION SKILL my sims the coolest sim in the sims now! (dies while cooking) WHY YOU HAD SO MUCH LEFT TO LIVE FOR YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE A FAMILY (head on desk, frustrated and maybe crying)

Hunk:(gordon ramseys sims while they run a five star restaurant)(sim messes up in his kitchen) get in the shame box you your fired, permanently. 

Pidge:(kills randomized sims until bored, plays with sim version of her family, cheats if any of her family sims die)

Shiro: (sim literally sets fire to entire house, nothing survives excepts the sim) It’s alright I forgive you (sim is mean to one of the sims he made of his paladins) goodbye small fucker

Building mode

Keith:(just shoves down premade room’s his sim needs and gets going, slaps down the bare essentially for events)

Lance: (chooses only the finest houses from the gallery then messes with furniture until satisfied, actively attempts to make every event he makes as gaudy and clashing as possible for comedy value and everyone is in a hot dog suit, unless its a wedding, lance does not fuck around with weddings )

Hunk:(has completely redesigned all the worlds in the sims to fit his tastes and needs, creating beautiful worlds you cant help but be impressed with)

Pidge: (messy world full of deadly deadly homes and deadly deadly mods, and one exact replica of her house with her modded in dog and family)

Shiro:(spends hours making a simple house,only to scrap it then put in a random gallery house because STAIRS AND FOUNDATION ARE AWFUL AND HE CANT MAKE THEM WORK) 

tag yourself Im keith