why is the rum gone

Edward Kenway doesn’t realise that @afterglowingassassin has a crush on him. She knows the way to get his attention is to hide his rum.


Stole the rum line from Jack Sparrow but I can see the similarities with him and pre-Assassin Edward :)

PotC: The Curse of the Black Pearl  {Sentence Starters}

  • “You cheated.”
  • “Yes, the rum is gone.”
  • “Why is the rum gone?”
  • “But you have heard of me.
  • “You’re supposed to be dead!”
  • “She’s safe, just like I promised.”
  • “You like pain? Try wearing a corset!”
  • “There’ll be no living with her after this.”
  • “This is either madness… or brilliance.”
  • “I didn’t steal it, if that’s what you mean.”
  • “Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.”
  • “I want you to leave and never come back.”
  • “I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain!”
  • “You burned all the food, the shade… the rum!”
  • “A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!”
  • “That’s not true. I am not obsessed with treasure.”
  • “And you get to die for her, just like you promised.”
  • “It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.”
  • “If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.”
  • “No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing?!”
  • “You best start believing in ghost stories… you’re in one!”
  • “That’s not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?”
  • “You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.”
  • “If you were waiting for the opportune moment… that was it.”
  • “Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won’t see it?”
  • “But pirate is in your blood,  so you’ll have to square with that some day.”
  • “Fine. Well, I suppose if it is worthless then there’s no point in me keeping it.”
  • “This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught _____!”
  • “Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.”
  • “You didn’t beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I’d kill you.”
  • “The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do.”
  • “Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly.”
  • “One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels…”
  • “’Must have been terrible for you to be trapped here. Must have been terrible for you.’  Well it bloody is, NOW!”
  • “It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.”

just in case you forgot this existed