why is the paper moving

literally me at a fan sign
  • Me: *walks toward table"
  • Jimin: Oh... Hi
  • Me: Hello
  • Jimin: how are you?
  • Me: *stares at him*
  • Jimin: *giggles*
  • Me: uh uh *grabs paper moves to jin*
  • Jin: Hello
  • Me: hiya
  • Jin: *signing paper* whats your name?
  • Me: my-my-my-ahh name..its...its okay
  • Jin: *starts writing ok on paper*
  • Me: thank.you. *gets paper moves j hope *
  • Jhope: AAAHHH HEY WHATS UP
  • Me: good
  • Jhope: *smiles*
  • Me: *giggles*
  • Jhope: why do you keep laughing
  • Me: uhhhh..pppffffftttt *laughs* *gabs paper moves*
  • Suga: Hey
  • Me: hey..
  • Suga: *signs paper*
  • Me: *stares deep into his pores*
  • Suga: *coughs*
  • Me: *pulls out tissue* here... *gets paper moves*
  • Namjoon: Hey whats up
  • Me: *loud breath in* *thinks to myself* shit what the fuck are you doing
  • me: im fine.and you
  • Namjoon: good *smiles*
  • Me: blushes *grabs paper goes*
  • V: Hello *smile*
  • Me: *smiles* hey
  • V: *does something rude*
  • Me: oh lawd
  • V: Oh lawd
  • Me: ... thank you *gets paper moves*
  • Jungkook: ah Hi
  • Me: Hi ( really quietly)
  • Jungkook: Pardon
  • Me: *dies of laughter*
  • Jungkook: *looks at V* what the f
  • Me: Fuck my life
  • Me: gets out of fan sign and cries
  • ~Nelly

Pureblood!Calum’s knowledge of the muggle world extends to the things you had shown him and storied you’d told over your years at Hogwarts together and then when the time finally comes to introduce him to your parents at home his eyes are full of wonder the whole time he’s there and you have to tell more times than one about questioning why the pictures in the paper aren’t moving when you’re out in public.