why is she the funniest

Be More Chill TimeLoop AU: Things That Happened We Didn't See


-Jeremy had seen a lot, approximately a century of the same night over and over again
-he stopped caring for a while and became pretty apathetic for a while
-he spent at least ten years of his time getting drunk and passing out until the fire killed him
-he’s had sex with Michael in the bathtub
-he’s had sex with almost everyone that went to the party
-oddly enough not Christine, one night he asked her why and she revealed she was asexual
-the funniest night he can remember is the night he and Michael stole an ice cream truck and crashed it into a 7/11
-the timeline started over again before they could get arrested
-he’s accidentally killed people, a lot. Usually Rich
-Jeremy had no idea why, it just happens
-sometimes he just walks home and falls asleep in his bed only to wake up at the party again
-an ambulance crashes into the house once, killing two people and starting the fire
-there was a night he duct taped everyone to a tree outside but a fire still started and he has no idea how
-he has tried every way in the world to kill himself and after the final timeline he’s sure he’ll never try again
-one of the good things that came out of this timeloop was him learning how to play the guitar
-he’s pretty good at it now and Michael loves it


TOP 20 FUTURAMA EPISODES (as voted by my followers) ↮ #15. The Farnsworth Parabox

“It contains a parallel universe! And when you create a parallel universe, it’s almost always populated by evil twins!”


Sohye being confused as hell after for once not being the one criticized for making all the wrong dance moves


13/endless of my favorite k-pop ladies; jeon jiyoon.

q: the member you envy?

jiyoon: nobody is more attractive than me. -cracks up-


Why does this remind me of @itsblakebvtch and how extra she is?? lol funniest thing I’ve ever watched.

  • taylor: *says one funny thing*
  • me: holy shit.... holy fuKCING SHIt she is the literal messiah of humour she is the funniest person in this entire world why isn't she doing stand up right this very second i can't believe taylor swift invented comedy

So my sister is finally finishing Inquisition for the first time, and she’s miraculously unspoiled as to the ending. I asked her to describe Solas as a character, and she started saying some interesting stuff. Coming from someone who doesn’t know spoilers about the game, her impressions are really fun, and weirdly insightful… so I started writing them down

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how this taylor swift is the same taylor swift that is the biggest artist in the world right now i cant even begin to comprehend