why is no one laughing about this

crosspost from rabbit: 

in the 7 seconds video ethan gets asked to name things in his bedroom that start with “T”

tyler helpfully supplies himself as one of those things 

ethan visibly goes stiff and awkward and tries to exit on a laugh as quickly as possible

in the February stream its come to light that ethan and tyler have been living together for the entirety ethan’s been in la 

why is nobody fucking talking about this 


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1) “hi baby” is something you can actually say to him in an episode! He normally will laugh, but I thought if it was Leaf telling him that he would just. Not be prepared. Also Leaf totally saw Nevra say that to a lot of people (and wink) and thought it was a normal way to say hello!

2) Chrome being angry for whatever reason and Leaf trying to help. They did hear something about petting heads but at the same time Leaf don’t always pay attention to what people are saying so they’re not sure anymore. But hey, it worked! Again, because Chrome wasn’t prepared for Leaf doing that, not that he’s usually ok with people petting him. BUT IT’S LEAF SO.

3 ) Based on the last ep I played. Was like “wow” when he said that cause wanting to help/be useful is everything for Leaf! And couldn’t believe for a second tat they had something so important in common. Also they’re both looked down for being young, push aside, mocked, ALL THE FUN STUFF!

What's so funny?

There you go giggling again! I’m not even touching you! What… did I do something? I mean I’m not doing anything, I’m just putting my hands over your belly! Yeah yeah yeah I know, hands and feet tied, blah blah blah, whatever, but I didn’t lay a hand on you, so why are you giggling? Ooooh you must’ve thought of a joke huh? Oh here I have one! Why does this little lee laugh so much? …. My goodness! Laughing hard already? I didn’t even finish the joke! You sure are easy to amuse. I’m sure my hands attacking your hips and sides had nothing to do with it, right? Now how about some more jokes huh? I got all the time in the world!

Or, he is actually going to make friends with them, unlike you. :D

Holy shit Steven if i was to do that infront of someone i would move to another planet afterwards out of shame.

But yeah, little kids have no sense of shame, that’s why Steven is so sociable.


Lars is the most stereotypical teenager to ever exist, i want Steven to be the only one to become friends with the cool kids, so Lars can learn that he’s acting just like a huge jerk who’s trying to be “cool”, and this isn’t the right way to make friends.

And Steven is too sweet to see how big of an ass Lars is. He spoke to the cool kids about Lars as well so they can take him with them. Potato is too good with people sometimes.

Well, without his “lame shtick” they wouldn’t even know you exist.

“Hey, ungrateful asshole, what weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?”

“Steven, i’m too cool for your fucking puns. Please go away.”

“A KNiFe!

I remember one time when I was 18 and lady gaga was like having her breakout moment I read something, not sure if a real quote, where she was talking about like. How she could give herself an orgasm using only the powers of her mind. And I still think about it sometimes out of the blue I’m just like. What thoughts can she possibly be having. Anyway that popped into my head while I was j/o and I had to stop bc I like couldn’t stop laughing about that thought. Idk why it’s so funny to me but it really is and it sent me on such a head trip for a minute there. Anyway I’m done with that and now I’m going to do all those responsible things I said before

klaine-run-the-world  asked:

Did chloef8899 REALLY create an anonymous sideblog with no posts ONLY to send you that message??? How about you show your main, "chloe"?

Right?  But honestly, she made me giggle. And you have no idea how much i needed that. If I am going to spend a rare saturdaty night in, why not do it laughing about the amount of BS one person can send me?


A story about Carrie: I got to meet her 10 years ago in London. She was doing a signing and I was practically in pieces waiting in line. I was bouncing on my heels to try and contain how nervous I was. And when you’ve admired someone for nearly as long as your entire life - as I had - I was also slightly terrified that she might be slightly blasé about meeting fans. But she was anything but. In fact, she was incredibly kind. She asked me why I was bouncing and I told her I was trying to hold all of my nerves. And she said “Don’t dear girl. Let ‘em all out. Loudly if you can.” And I laughed and I ended up babbling about how much I loved that she was a short, brown-eyed brunette like me. And I remember she took both my hands in hers and whispered “We’re the best ones.”
My heart is heavy tonight as I mourn the loss of my hero. Thank you for teaching me that a girl can be her own kind of hero. Goodnight Princess, General, and incredible Activist. May the force forever be with you.

Roger Rabbit: “ Toons are supposed to make people laugh.”

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Percy makes friends at a college party, but her intentions aren’t what he expects.

“Oh, thanks!” Percy smiles as the girl - Cassie? Casey? He thinks it’s Cassie, but the music was so loud when she introduced herself he couldn’t quite hear - hands him a fresh cup. “Just Coke, right?”

“Yeah,” she says, matching his smile with her own. “Though I still don’t get why you’re not drinking.”

He tries to subtly sniff the drink before taking a sip, just to be sure. It smells okay. “Not a fan,” he says by way of explanation, taking a small sip.

Cassie tags a swig from her own cup, gagging slightly as the vodka hits her throat. “Yeah,” she coughs, “I can - ah, I can understand that.”

He laughs, and she laughs too, and when Percy settles back against the wall she comes and stands next to him. 

She nods out at the crowd and says, “So, what do you think of the party?”

“It’s pretty fun,” he says, which is mostly true. He’d prefer to be back in his dorm, snuggled up in bed with Netflix on in the background and Annabeth curled up beside him. But, as far as college parties go, he thinks this one is all right. The music isn’t terrible, at least. “Although, to be honest, I don’t have that much experience with parties so I’m probably not the best judge.”

Cassie turns to him with a knowing look. “I thought you were shy, hanging out by yourself over here with that brooding expression.”

“Brooding?” he says, lips quirking up.

“Well, you’re not brooding now. But you totally were before.”

“I was not brooding.”

“You were.”

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i’m rewatching episode one s1 and i’m laughing so hard because of how casually Lance hands Shiro to Pidge like

Lance is like “lmao here Pidge who is the smallest person here, take the second heaviest person on this hoverbike who is also unconscious i’m sure you can hold him” “Lance what the fuck why”

“sorry buddy i got more important things to worry about like this reckless driver with a terrible haircut”

Voltron Deaf/Hard of Hearing Headcanons

Smh why has,,,,no one made a post like this yet? I’m offended. Like I’ve literally seen about one post. 

  • SO, if ya’ll know me, you know I have a soft spot for deaf shiro 
  • he’d be deaf-mute but not in the sense that he is physically unable to speak, he just would prefer not to? 
  • He’s pretty insecure about how his voice sounds so he really just stays quiet but sometimes he’ll laugh and ect. 
  • he isn’t the fastest at sign, he prefers to take things s l o w especially if he’s talking to someone who isn’t so great at tracking movement 
  • Keith would be partially deaf, but he’d have hearing aids to help, although it doesn’t completely make up for his deafness. 
  • That boi r e f u s e s to wear his got dang hearing aids IMM
  • Shiro: hey keith Keith:….. Shiro: boi….ur hearing aids….
  • Trying to go to sleep and Lance bangs his toe into the wall near his door
  • that boi is UP AND AT EM
  • You barely touch his shoulder he is al  e r t
  • Lance would be that one kid who is deaf but HE WILL TALK
  • but secretly he really does care but that doesn’t stop him
  • he didn’t have years of speech therapy for that nonsense let the boi speak 
  • He is super fluid with his sign, liek no one can frickin understand him
  • he goes at naruto speeds with that signing I tell ya but like, he’s super sloppy with it?? 
  • Shiro has an aneurysm everytime he tries to understand Lance’s sign
  • but Lance makes up for it by talking because his voice may sound a little off, but he’s still pretty good at it and he’s hella understandable 
  • Lance would turn reading lips into some flirty thing i feel this in my soul 
  • he would use reading lips as an excuse to stare at Keith’s mouth 
  • Pidge doesn’t have time for non-hearing nonsense, she probs would have super engineered hearing aids that let her hear a mouse’s heartbeat from Earth I M 
  • just kidding but she’d definitely have some super rad hearing devices
  • Hunk would be that one really rad deaf friend who is like super chill and will def (pun lmao) teach you how to sign like
  • don’t be afraid of offending him he is literally so chill like just approach him
  • he is also down with the quality Deaf Pranks™
  • If ya’ll don’t know about deaf pranks, it can go either way
  • pranking your deaf friend or your deaf friend pranking Y O U 
  • One of Hunk’s favorite Deaf Pranks™ is sneaking up behind Lance and placing his hands on his shoulders 
  • Lance jumps 5 feet away 
  • Another one is openly ignoring someone even if you see them out of your peripheral vision because “oh sorry,,,,im deaf,,,,OOPS” 
  • Pidge: I’m sorry. Suddenly I can’t read I don’t know Shiro: Pidge you’re deaf, not blind 
  • Lance: Lol this is sign language for fuck you *flips off an entire fleet of Galra* 
  • My fav headcanon tho is that they all just sometimes sit around the room and like
  • feel the vibrations from upbeat music
  • like ya’ll think deaf people don’t enjoy music??? lmao 
  • also really intimate things like 
  • touching eachother’s throats and speaking/touching the other’s throat if they can hear and speak articulately 
  • because feeling their voice vibrate against their throat is top notch and i love it 
  • Allura being that one really supportive friend who learns sign language just because of the paladins 
  • Coran being really intrigued by the “Human’s hand language” 
  • Keith: AND ANOTHER THING- Lance: *hand cuffs him* No
  • Shiro: Lol can’t hear your bullshit 


Anyways,,,,deaf paladins,,,plz @roteli @roteli-vld


▹ pairing: Jeongguk x reader
▹ words: 18,102 I’m so sorry 
▹ genre: smut, fluff, light angst, friends to lovers

You and Jeongguk propose at restaurants to get free food, but somewhere along the way you start to fall for him.

You never thought Jeongguk would actually take you up on the whole fake proposals thing. When you had suggested the idea to him, he’d just laughed and said “yeah”, then continued playing Fallout 4. You hadn’t actually meant it; the idea was one of those you vaguely imagine it happening, but not really, which is why when he brought it up weeks later suggesting you try it out, you thought he was kidding. 

He wasn’t, and this is how you end up in one of the city’s nicer restaurants on a fake date with your best friend. 

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I was thinking about Blackwall and Sera’s friendship and then I realized that I had no memory of how she reacted to The Big Revelation, so I went to look at their dialogues.  And this is the first banter between them listed as being after we learn about Rainier:

  • Sera: Always knew you were up to something.
  • Blackwall: Sorry.
  • Sera: For what? Trying? Better than most ever do.

That’s it.  That simple, for her.  Incredible.

And then the next one:

  • Sera: I don’t get it. If you want to change, just change. Why this “fake Warden” rubbish?
  • Blackwall: For one, people wanted me dead. Being someone else kept me breathing.
  • Blackwall: And then, knowing that people thought I was good made it easier.
  • Sera: (Laughs.) You needed them to think you could, so you could think you could!
  • Sera: You’re smart, but you’re sort of stupid.

She’s so good.  They’re so good.  And then I cried a little.

I still nightmare about that. It was loud but you were quiet and I told you it was gonna be okay. You looked at me with one of those smiles that feel sick. Like you’re holding back a whole ocean. I felt what i said die in my throat.

“So why do people suck?” You asked. Half-laughed.

What do I know. I said people are kind of like forests. Sometimes they’re there to give you shade and sometimes they’ve been broken too and it makes them sharp and mostly they’re just trying to live their own lives and grow old next to the people they love. People are just trees.

“Oh yeah, people are trees,” You snorted. There was a darkness in your eyes that haunts my dreams. “People are trees and everyone leaves.”

Does Kara have a period? I mean, I don’t know how Kryptonian bodies work or if their internal organs are the same as ours or if they have uteri or testes or how their reproduction even works but do you think that Kara learned that periods were a thing on earth for people with uteri and planned out one week a month in which to pretend she had cramps and allowed herself to be a little extra moody and always carried around tampons and pads, so that she could give them to people whenever they asked if anybody had any extras? Do you think that she kept a bottle of Motrin in her backpack, despite the fact that she had no use for it, and offered one up every time a classmate complained about cramps or migraines?

Do you think she got really confused at Playtex commercials because “Alex, why don’t you ever run down the beach when you’re menstruating? Why is that liquid blue? Is that what menstrual blood looks like? Alex, why are you laughing?”

why you should watch andi mack:

  • centers around an asian-american family
  • normalization of interractial couples (asian-american mother, white father)
  • mature storyline
  • continuity of said storyline throughout the entire season
  • a main and supporting poc cast
  • created by the creator of lizzie mcguire
  • said creator picked the cast based on their normal, non-glamed up looks
  • possibly storyline about sexuality for one of the boy characters
  • similar to gilmore girls w/ mother-daughter relationships
  • no laugh track or bright, unrealistic sets
  • relatable characters
  • just a cute ass show tbh.
MBTI: Finals
  • Just. Frosty and silent and so tired they can hardly move: ISTJ, ISTP, INFJ
  • Cries as they give up their hobbies for a week of studying for finals...but then still does said hobbies anyway: ISFP, INFP
  • Makes study guides and sees the frosty ones and think their moods are their fault, cries: ISFJ, ESFJ
  • Screams in the middle of lunch that they're "SO STRESSED IM GONNA DIE HELP ME SOMEONE": ENFJ, ESFP
  • Chill. You're all going to fail anyway, why stress yourselves out even more?: INTJ, INTP
  • Laughs about not having to study a lot, realizes too late that they did need to study: ENFP, ESTP, ENTP
  • Brings out the big guns. Writes textbooks of notes. Yells at you from your yard to study harder: ESTJ, ENTJ
  • Magnus: Michelangelo was great in bed.
  • Magnus: I know because I slept with him.
  • Magnus: Because I'm attracted to men.
  • Magnus: 'Cause I'm not straight.
  • Magnus: Like SUPER not straight!
  • Alec: .....
Butterfly effect in Yuri!!! on ICE?

Are you ready for yet another super-extra theory about this stupid anime?

Because damn do I have one.

I think i should tell you that if you didn’t watch the whole Yuri!!! on ICE anime (or at least up until EP10) don’t read this.

First of all, I gotta say I am the one who laughs at all the crazy analysis that are roaming around the interwebs about Yuri!!! on Ice, but listen, listen.

This is for real.

With my little knowledge in psychology I could deduce some stuff from YOI, so let me ask you: why do you think Yuuri asked Victor to be his coach at the banquet so out of the blue? There is an actual reason and you can see it in EP1.

At the very beginning, Yuuri introduces himself to us. He tells us that he’s 23 years old and one of the dime-a-dozen skaters certified by the JSF. He’s been abroad being coached by Celestino while going to uni, his dog passed away back in Hasetsu and he started binge-eating. And the cherry to the pie is that he finished last in that year’s GPF.

Now, even the dumbest person would think that this kid is depressed as fuck. You’re right, but he was also starting to contemplate the chance of retiring.

You can see here, his face while reading the news. He was shocked. He read the title slow, trying to take up the idea of it. Not even the local news back in Japan believed in him, then why would he believe in himself?

He goes to the bathroom to call his mother and is embarrassed to know that they threw a public viewing of the GPF. He breaks down, and begs for his mother’s pardon. He felt like a failure.

Yurio comes in, and destroys what’s left of his hopes. “Incompetents like you should just retire already” Yurio says. I mean, not even a 15 year old punk kid believed in him. Because yes, he could be the gold medalist of the junior GPF and whatever, but at the end of it all he was just a kid.

“Even if I left the sport, there’d be tons of talented young skaters rising through the ranks” he feels insignificant. He should retire.

The reason why he was actually contemplating the idea of retiring and not just thinking about it as a backup plan is simple: He didn’t talk about it, he thought about it.

The mind is the most powerful tool of someone. If there is one good thing I learned from my mom, is that when she was working at a psychiatric clinic her boss teached her one important lesson in life: if somebody comes at you and tells you they’re going to kill themselves, they won’t. DONT GET OFFENDED, this is actually true. Mostly because they’re seeking for help so they’re not that hopeless (now you can choose to believe them or not, and to help them or not. If you don’t help, they kill themselves, ya feel me?)

But how can I apply that to this anime? Yuuri was about to kill his own career. He didn’t say a word about it, not even to Celestino, he was hopeless.

Even when Morooka asked him about the matter, Yuuri just discarded it. He probably didn’t want to worry people. But again, who could worry about a dime-a-dozen skater?

Now here is where everything crumbles down for Yuuri. This little scene between Victor, Yurio, and him. First, he hears Victor calling his name, and gets surprised. Does Victor know him? How can that be possible? When he turns around, he finds himself heartbroken because Victor wasn’t talking to him. Victor was giving Yurio advice about his step sequence. Yurio, as always, doesn’t give a flying fuck about it i love my son.

Yuuri starts to think about Yurio, while Yakov screamed at the punk. He thought about how he wished, if he had the chance, to be Victor’s protegée and for Victor to coach him.

Now this is the turning point of the whole anime. The little detail that made this story possible. The reason why drunk!Yuuri begged Victor to become his coach-

The little fucker Victor cut his trail of thought.

Victor didn’t let him finish his thinking, he cut it because he looked at him. Yuuri (as any other big fan of anyone) was SHOOK, and totally forgot about what he was thinking.

Now what could little-fucker Victor Nikiforov do to make it all worse? Treat him as a fan. I know, I know that he didn’t know how to treat people other than as his fans because he was a living legend and he couldn’t grab the idea of somebody not seeing him as a fucking God. And I know he didn’t know what life and love was. We all knew that ok? ok.

But the fact that he destroyed every chance Yuuri had to meet him as equals is heartbreaking. Look at his poor little face.

Now, what do I mean with all of this yak? What I mean is that Victor played himself. By cutting his trail of thought, that little thought of Yuuri got repressed. It went straight to his uncouncious; and that night at the banquet, Yuuri’s uncouncious went fucking OFF. By that I mean, who knows why but he fucking pole danced with Chris and he probably challenged Yurio to a dance-off because “fuck you you think I’m old and incompetent? I’LL SEE YOU AT THE DANCE FLOOR, KIDDO”.

Every thought and action he repressed came out like a fucking wrecking ball, incluiding the thought of Victor becoming his coach.

Now let’s imagine if Victor hadn’t interrupted Yuuri’s trail of thought:

Yuuri would’ve retired.
Victor would keep proskating without a reason.
Yurio would’ve never gotten enough strenght and reasons to break Victor’s record.
And who knows what else.

*dries the sweat off of her forehead* well, that was a trainwreck.

I hope i could get my point across about how such a little movement of Victor unchained this whole story. Gals, lads, and nonbinary pals, the butterfly effect in its purest form.