why is it suddenly selfie time

CAN I PLEASE JUST HAVE SOME BATFAM THINGS THAT INCLUDE KATE KANE AND TERRY MCGINNIS PLEASE

Like honestly I’ve been reading a lot of batfam fics recently and I always get sad when Kate Kane and Terry aren’t in them. BB was my fave series and I just!!

I want a fic where the Justice League (or Young Justice, maybe all of them together) decide to have a cookout because they’re fun and everyone deserves a break once in a while

They meet Batman’s family, and are like “Bruce when did you have time to adopt so many kids” because like

Dick is casually walking on his hands and Jason is slowly getting more annoyed that he can’t stay up as long as Dick can, and Damian and Tim are just at each other’s throats because “for the last time Damian, I am not going to send Aquaman into the Phantom Zone because 1) I physically cannot do that and 2) just because he talks to fish doesn’t make him the harbinger of the apocalypse”

Steph and Barbara are casually filming the entire thing and Alfred just makes sure nothing gets broken

And Duke and Harper have fun pranking everyone and Cassandra makes sure everyone is having fun in that eerily quiet way of hers (”Bruce Cassandra just smashed a hotdog onto my plate” “Just eat it Diana” “Bruce i’m vegetarian” “Well that’s your own fault indulge my daughter”)

Kate Kane is there an totally strikes up a conversation with Wonder Woman and she’s just the Cool Wine Aunt who tries to help Jason pick up girls and generally helping her nieces and nephews with pranks (”Kate I thought I said you could not give Damian a grappling hook for his birthday” “Why not? He loves it!” “Because he used it to swipe food off the dinner table and Jason convinced Dick that he could use it to reenact Sia’s Chandelier” “Ooh I wish I could have seen that” “I got him to do Wrecking Ball and the chandelier fell wanna see the video?” “Not helping, Jason.”)

And the Young Justice team thinks it’s so cool that Dick and Tim have all these siblings who fight crime too and try to rope them into joining until Jason is just like “Listen I died last time we went on patrol” “Jason you ripped your pants on a fence trying to one-up Damian in parkour skills” “Shut up Dick I’ll replace you with BatCow on the next patrol”

And suddenly the pictures are being passed around and everyone is cooing over how cute Damian was or puzzled over why there’s a selfie of Stephanie and Tim when Dick is in the background trying to keep a set of curtains from completely catching fire and yelling at Jason, until suddenly, they come to a photo of Batman Beyond

Green Arrow asks who it is and Batman answers with the most serious face:

“That’s my half-clone and biological son Terry. He pops in from the future from time to time.”

And then they actually get the chance to meet Terry somehow and everyone is baffled because they all thought Damian was the only biological kid Bruce had, but here’s Terry just lounging in the living room wearing his Beyond suit and complaining about the Bachelor while eating ice cream straight out of the carton because “This is entertainment?? Come on, we all know Vanessa can do better than Sean, he’s not even cute!” and just generally being confused about this timeline and saying how everything is “So Schway” and of course the brothers retaliate with “Oh my god, Terry stop trying to make schway happen, it’s not gonna happen”

It’s all just a chaotic confusing mess and Wally couldn’t be happier because he thought his family was a mess, what with all the time paradoxes and time traveling and just being very bad at not running into your other family member with super speed

phantrashplant  asked:

Prompt thing?: Can you do Prinxiety with the quote "I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole"

Anxiety rolled his eyes. What the heck, again? Why Prince is so interested in putting selfies in his phone? He kicked Prince’s door open. “Princey, please explain why you stole my phone, AND took selfies again.” He pulled Prince by the collar and looked dead into Prince’s eyes.

Prince put up his hands and smirked. He suddenly moved forward, lips nearly touching Anxiety. Anxiety letted go of Prince and jumped back, blushing furiously. “I didn’t steal you phone. I just borrowed it.” Prince laughed at the sight, “And you’re not there. That’s all.”

“One more time, Prince. One more time you’ll—” Anxiety threatened, but was cut off by Prince.

“I’ll what? All the selfies are masterpieces.” Prince bragged. He encircled his arm around Anxiety’s waist. “Admit it, you like my selfies just like how you like me.”

“Ye—No! I don’t like you, and I don’t like your selfies.” Anxiety was tongue-tied. He half-heartedly struggled between Prince’s arm.

Prince grinned, “I heard that. You like me. You love me.”

Anxiety pressed his lips together. He opened his mouth several times but closed afterward as if he was gathering up his courage. “I…I love you.”

Prince hugged Anxiety tightly whispered “Do you want to know why I use your phone to take selfies?” Anxiety pulled away from Prince and looked up. “I want to be the reason you look down at phone and smile, then walk into a pole.”

Anxiety thought about the time he walked into a pole while looking at Prince selfie and blushed. He quietly nodded. Prince raised his eyebrow, not understanding why Anxiety didn’t talk back. He looked down at Anxiety in his embrace and pressed a kiss on the man’s lips. “I love you, too.”

Got7 as High Schoolers

Original Request:   “Got7 as highschoolers? Love ya!”


Jackson:

  • Literally everyone loves him and whoever says they don’t is lying
  • Homies with the teachers
  • Taking selfies with said teacher
  • Brings snacks for the class around the holidays
  • Class jokester but doesn’t go overboard and is respectful about it
  • Friends with every single girl that goes to the school
  • Good grades
  • During gym class, he tries to be light-hearted and casual about the sports being played but in reality, everyone is practically having heart attacks trying to keep up with him
  • “It’s just for fun guys!  It’s–why are you all on the floor?”
  • A lot of the boys probably have lowkey crushes on him
  • You know those times when you’re sitting at lunch and you suddenly hear someone yelling/screaming?  Yeah, that’s Jackson
  • Best subject:  Physcial Education
  • Makes ‘friends’ with the bullies in an attempt to rid them of their sinister ways
  • Turns them into sunshine
  • Turns everyone into sunshine
  • Turns the school itself into sunshine

Jinyoung:

  • Friends with all the smarter kids that most people are intimidated by
  • Spends a lot of time in the library, whether it be reading, studying, or hitting on the librarian
  • Uses headphones while in the library
  • Sits with a specific group of people at lunch every day but is still quiet
  • The math teacher hates him because he never participates in class but always gets good test scores
  • No one has any issue with him but he sticks to a small circle of friends
  • Lowkey more savage with the girls he’s friends with, rather than the boys
  • The older male teachers wonder how they can be like him
  • Some girls crush HARD because he seems too mature to be in high school
  • Doesn’t try a whole lot in gym class but no one really cares
  • Doesn’t really speak to people outside his friend circle but isn’t opposed to it
  • Lowkey intimidating 
  • The kid that everyone believes to be rich
  • Above average grades
  • Best subjects:  English (Korean) and History

Kunpimook:

  • Oh dear
  • Jokes about everything in class but is only loud with it with certain teachers
  • Average grades (Not low scores but they could be higher)
  • Some of the girls like him just because he’s part of the popular group
  • nEVER stops running in gym class
  • sO loud in gym class
  • Probably has a cute girl for a science tutor
  • Lowkey hits on every female teacher he has but is scared of his male teachers
  • The kid that falls out of seat onto the floor of the cafeteria, laughing, during lunch
  • The kid that always has his cellphone out, hidden under the desk, but never gets caught
  • Cocky but can easily be put in his place
  • Copies off the smart kid during tests
  • Short attention span
  • Has trouble sitting still during class
  • Best subject:  Physical Education and Lunch lmao

Mark:

  • Everyone has a crush on him, vaginas, dicks, they all do
  • Somewhat intimidating but is really a cupcake
  • Is considered to be popular but still mostly quiet
  • Doesn’t do too well in Spanish class
  • Decent grades overall
  • Studies a reasonable amount but is still found hanging out with friends on the weekends
  • Everyone expected him to be better than he actually is in gym class
  • Flirts with the female teachers without realizing it
  • Teachers pet without having to do anything extraordinary 
  • Twirls his pencil while resting his head on the other hand during class
  • Has a lot of friends, mostly male
  • The girls are jealous of any other girl that comes into contact with him, even in the slightest bit
  • Gets detention for skipping English class to watch Jackson in gym class
  • Best subject:  Watching Jackson in PE

Jaebum:

  • The poor females that have to go to the same school
  • Classic bad boy type
  • But is still nice, unless given a reason to not be
  • Any girl would kill to try on his leather jacket
  • Has a mixture of friends: Jocks, Smart kids, Burn outs, Loner kids, Dorky kids, Music prodigy kids, etc.  
  • Lowkey loves how the girls treat him like a god
  • Average grades
  • Not really one to try too hard in gym class but no one else tries either because they’re too busy staring at him in shorts
  • It could be in the month of June and he’d still show up to school in a white t-shirt, black leather jacket, and black pants
  • Rarely takes off the jacket
  • The jacket is a part of his existence
  • The teachers have misunderstandings about him and act as if he won’t do well because they get the mis-impression that he’s a bad kid
  • Best subject:  Literature and Drama

Youngjae:

  • Sweet to everyone he encounters
  • Not even the bullies will bully him
  • Mostly friends with the goodie-goodie kids
  • Female teachers think he’s cute as a button
  • Good grades
  • Walks up to the teacher’s desk to ask a question, rather than raising his hand
  • I cannot tell you how many boys have a crush on him
  • The girls he’s friends with are usually girly
  • He doesn’t excel at one specific subject but is rather decent at all of them
  • Probably holding back tears at graduation
  • Quiet during homeroom in the mornings
  • Will show up to school one day with a navy hoodie and sweatpants and then the next day will be wearing a pastel pink sweater and jeans
  • Everyone wonders how his hair is always perfectly done
  • Classmates make a game out of counting how many times he uses chapstick during class

Yugyeom:

  • Basically a quieter version of BamBam
  • Tries to copy off the smart kid in class during tests but probably gets caught because dumbass you’re sitting in the front row 
  • Hides his cellphone under the desk to watch funny videos but a lot of times will forget to turn off the sound
  • The teachers will do literally anything in their power to not have him and Bammy in the same class
  • Average grades
  • A lot of girls have crushes on him because he’s tall and has a lovable baby face but he never really seems to care 
  • Still lowkey a cocky little shit though
  • Gets caught talking in class a lot
  • Sits at a lunch table that’s completely full, Bam being right next to him
  • Is the reason Bammy fell out of his chair laughing, in the cafeteria 
  • “You should play basketball!”
  • During graduation, he absolutely cannot wait to get it over with so he can get the tits out of school

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Taeyong as your soulmate (Soulmate AU!)

I dunno, this is a new blog and I’m super confused😂 Well I just wanted to say that I accept requests for nct and seventeen. I’m having Taeyong feels lately. Basically, the first sentence your soulmate will say to you is engraved in your wrist.

  • As a kid, you lived an embarrassing life. Everyone around you seemed to have beautiful words engraved to their body, many kinds such as “wow, your stunning” or “is this love” (I dunno smh)
  • Well..not really everybody, some of ur friends also have shitty words like “uhm..can you shut up for a little bit” or “ur being annoying”
  • but urs is like on a whole different level, it literally said “Oh shit, fuck, sry for slapping you, omg, ur crying, holy crap, sorry” like who the fucking hell is this guy (author: taeyong you beautiful shit!). Your parents was so embarrassed they had you wearing long sleeves for years.
  • one day you intentionally slap yourself cause your bored af as well as practising for the day u’ll meet your cursed soulmate.
  • every time you see those annoying kids from the neighbourhood, you imagined them being ur soulmate. U’ll end up cringing and run for your life.
  • One day you got a part time job in a famous music store near your house and ur super happy.
  • Music was your passion and you had talent in dancing
  • Every day you always wonder why there was nobody that unintentionally slap you, WHY ARE PEOPLE SO NICE DUDSVCUVFUSJX HF!!
  • One day there’s this guy (u cannot see his face) holding a cup of coffee while taking selfies in front of a bunch of TVXQ albums
  • his selfie stick almost hit your precious albums, so you walked to him to tell him to be carefull.
  • but he suddenly took a 90 degrees turn and unintentionally slapped you with his selfie stick and spilled his coffee all over you.
  • “Oh shit, fuck, sry for slapping you, omg, ur crying, holy crap, sorry” he said frantically trying to wipe ur shirt.
  • While doing that he accidentally touched ur thighs and screamed “ OH MY GOD SORRY I DON’T MEAN TO”
  • Truthfully you were just crying coz it was too funny
  • You stopped crying and started laughing insted. “HAHAHA YOU JUST SLAPPED ME…”you stopped to take a deep breath “….WITH A SELFIE STICK AHAHAHAHA
  • He just smiled sheepishly and a second later, HE WAS SCREAMING AGAIN “ YOUR MY SOULMATE!!OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY”
  • You just reached out your hand and said “Your so handsome, Im Y/N by the way”
  • He blushed furiously “Ahh you’re also beautiful, Im Lee Taeyong” he shaked your hand “Well your stuck with me forever then”
  • “Yeah i’d love that” You said.
  • There is no way you won’t fall in love with this precious bean.

That’s all my lovelies, if you have any request just send it to me. if there is a lot of good response, I’ll write a continuation of this scenario.

Class 1-A Tumblrs

Midoriya: All Might blogger, ultimate hero fandom blogger, reblogs positive posts, makes good gifs of All Might as his reactions, he’s the one you go to if you wanna know more about a hero (he has a side blog dedicated to finding hero stuff for cheap), over all a very positive blog with a few very dedicated followers

Bakugou: A N G R Y blogger who gives out actual good advice but regularly does it in a more than abusive and patronizing tone. He’s the reason the YFIP was created. Reblogs hero posts and only communicates in capslocks and key smashes. Has blocked more people than he has followers. He never changes his content but he does tag triggers without a shitty comment.

Ochako: would be a pastel space aesthetic blogger if she didn’t make the colors so bold and positivity blogger who regularly posts about ways to save money and live on the cheap. Regularly gets asks about how someone was feeling bad until the found her blog (she always replies with pictures of baby animals)

Tsuyu: Memes. Memes everywhere. You cannot escape these genuinely funny and good memes but why would you want to. Shitposts about adulting but still manages to give good advice. Her most popular post is a vine with her riding a unicycle and croaking “oh shit whaddup” in her most deadpanned voice

Kirishima: Fitness blogger who’s linked to his Instagram. He memes occasionally, but badly, although he’s got a few posts over a hundred notes. He always refers to his biceps as “the gun show” and no matter how many times Bakugou capslocks about not calling them that he never listens (he can neither confirm nor deny that he says this just for those keys mash moments). Retro Crimson Riot aesthetics.

Iida: study aesthetics and school advice that’s too complicated to actually follow. Has a good handwriting aesthetic because of how neat it is. Always reblogs posts concerning patience and good morals (regularly reblogs Bakugou’s angry key smashes and tries to calm him down with three paragraphs and a hands up emoji). ALWAYS reblogs Ingenium posts with his own add ons (he and Midoriya have had some posts nearly thirty reblogs long over how cool Ingenium is). Has a queue going until next year.

Kaminari: Unironic bad fashion aesthetics like neon leopard print Nikes and Pokemon art. Shitposts and memes but nothing spectacular. Has a Selfie Saturday where he posts like five selfies and then repeatedly refreshes to see how many notes they get. (Has a side blog dedicated to quotes and literary reviews and aesthetics)

Mineta: 18+ blogger all under aged followers will be blocked (he never fucking checks). Not even good porn it’s all boring or nasty no in between

Todoroki: slightly emo hipster blogger who posts a lot of “under the cut” personal rants and always gets genuinely shocked when people ask if he’s alright. Light memes but only the ones he finds funny (so once in a blue moon). Makes city aesthetics and only ever posts selfies that aren’t his face

Tokoyami: E M O A E S T H E T I C S and unironically has a Gemsona. Always gets asked if he’s a furry and he always replies that this person is testing the black waters of his hatred. Dark fashion blogger who has never posted a color that wasn’t black, red, or emerald. Reblogs Addams Family posts with #lifegoals. Thinks Tim Burton and Quentin Tarantino are the only true artists among Hollywood directors.

Yaoyorozu: study aesthetics and science blogger, she IS the science side of Tumblr. Magazine article links every single day. She doesn’t understand what a meme is and at this point has stopped trying, but she does reblog puns. She and Iida make up half the study aesthetics page. A good body positivity blog TBH. Keeps a posting schedule religiously.

Ashido: body positivity, fashion and make up blog, her positivity posts don’t make sense half the time because of all the emojis and bad spelling but her energy always comes through her posts. She posts wear to find cute, trendy and fashionable stuff for cheap budgets. Her aesthetics include runway pics and selfies taken with friends as well as her own personal selfies with her favorite outfits.

Jirou: music blogger, band blogger, playlist maker, she is 100% music with occasional videos of her playing her bass to popular songs as well as music videos from her fave bands all the time. Has a side blog dedicated to girly aesthetics and baby animals. Uses this blog to vague about Kaminari.

Kouda: that one baby animals blogger that is pure and sweet and when sent a dirty message doesn’t get it but says thanks anyways???? (Has learned to stop looking up things that don’t make sense to him because that’s what he learned what shot gunning was). Posts about how to care for your animals and is always happy to help in anyways he can so he consistently reblogs donation posts. Makes cute little doodle cartoons about animals.

Aoyama: shiny aesthetics blogger and that one gif maker everyone with a seizure disorder has learned to block. Positivity posts aren’t so much about believing in yourself as much as loving yourself like Aoyama loves himself. Multilingual blogger and has whole posts and conversations in French. Has a “Lights in Paris” post that reached over a thousand notes that’s just a photoshop edit of him arching over the Eiffel Tower with his belly button laser

Satou: food blogger who posts barely three times a week and only breaks this when he’s lifting when he suddenly becomes a fitness blog for a day and then goes back to food. Has a side blog for memes and shitposts he forgot about in 2010.

Hagakure: that one person who always makes amazing aesthetics of her surroundings and those “don’t forget I love you~ <3” posts with no less than a dozen emojis. A classy memer who has a special love for Thomas Sanders. She posts great but random shots. Nobody knows why. She’s never told her followers that they’re her selfies.

Shouji: weird animal blogger like of the cuttlefish and squid. He memes and barely looks at a blog before he follows them so he’s following seven thousand blogs and only unfollows when they’ve done or said something he just cannot agree with. He posts a lot about body positivity but never posted a selfie of himself. For some reason it’s not uncommon for his to post about hair even though he consistently says he would never do that to his own hair. Has a side blog dedicated to fandoms. Went through a really weird Homestuck phase but still in his Steven Universe phase.

Ojirou: martial arts blogger whose entire blog is overall a very nice and ordinary aesthetics blog about nature and inspiration posts with martial artist quotes under their pictures. Doesn’t really do anything with Tumblr except post his things, reblog a few posts and then ignores it for days before he’s suddenly active again. Has maybe a hundred followers.


Sero: master memer and shitposter. Is funny without being obnoxious and his puns are legitimately hilarious. Has thousands of followers but no one can find a reason to dislike him except to call him out on his sass. He claps back with only more sass. (Has a secret side blog for health food and minimalist life styling aesthetics. No one can ever know)

anonymous asked:

I went thru ur headcanons! and I really liked the 2nu one especially. If u have any time do u have anymore 2nu ones? If not any headcanons would b awesome!!! sorry to bother u

Oh hey, thanks!! Never got a compliment on my headcanons before. Glad you liked them. And, let’s see…more 2nu headcanons…

-2D is unnaturally obsessed with couples t-shirts, and he’s always ordering them offline or going to novelty stores to get them. Sometimes, 2D won’t tell Noodle where he’s taking them on dates unless she promises to put hers on. 

-2D likes to take Noodle’s phone on the sneak, and take like 50 selfies without her realizing because he’s bored and he likes messing with her. So sometimes Noodle is looking through her photo stream and there are just a hundred photos of 2D making silly faces at the camera, and she suddenly knows why she’s almost out of storage. 

-After ascertaining that 2D can’t cook to save his life, Noodle tries to give him little cooking lessons so that he won’t burn the house down like last time. So far, he can boil water and make pasta. Noodle’s quite proud of him. 

-Noodle is always dragging 2D to go shopping because most of what’s in his closet are t-shirts and jeans and she’s always telling him that he needs more in his closet than that. 2D oddly doesn’t mind it because Noodle gets more excited about the shopping trips than he does, and that’s always a cute sight to see. 

-Murdoc and Russel know to disregard all screaming, yelling, and fighting that comes from the living room whenever Noodle and 2D are playing Mario Kart. The two of them take it way too seriously. 

-2D doesn’t know how it happens, but he’s always finding random things in his room that belong to Noodle. The shoes and the sweaters are normal, but sometimes he finds bobby pins in his closet and tubes of lipstick in his underwear drawer and, honestly, how the hell did any of that stuff get there? To make matters worse, Noodle is just as confused as he is. 

-2D likes keeping the room cold, and Noodle likes keeping it warm. So to compromise, Noodle agrees to let 2D keep the room cold so long as he lets her borrow all of his blankets and cuddles with her to keep her warm. 

grimcookies  asked:

luke : ) : P

hmmm went to primary school w a kid named luke, i would hug him all the time n my friends (cougheilishcough) would b like “jaz y do u hug him all the time” and i’d be like ‘ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk im weird‘ and then i moved away n never rly saw him again until suddenly…..tumblr user grimcookies posted a selfie and i was like o oH >?? hello 

Two Roads Meet - Chapter 5

A/N: The gaps between these updates are literally hiatus-worthy wow I need to pay more attention to this fic I’m sorry 

Summary: Phil Lester, a shy, poetic hipster, is talented at a lot of things; social interaction not being one of them. But when his best friend Tom, a popular socialite, wins a competition for a Road Trip, Phil suddenly finds himself meeting a whole new group of friends, including the total stud Dan Howell; a flirt-machine in a leather jacket. But will Phil’s awkwardly interesting personality intrigue Dan, or completely freak him out?

DISCLAIMER: Obviously (and unfortunately) everything I have written is entirely fictional. I am not claiming Phan is real

LINK TO THE PREVIOUS CHAPTERS

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In the midst of my panic over where I was going to sit without looking like a complete friendless tag-along, I suddenly felt a hand tug onto mine, grabbing my attention. I swivelled round suddenly, to find Dan staring up at me, a friendly glint in his eyes.
“You can sit next to me if you want.” He suggested shyly, flicking a brown strand of fringe out of his eyes.
“Oh.” I responded, mildly surprised. “Sure.” I gave him a little half-smile, although Amelia worried me. She had seen exactly what Dan was doing, and was practically stabbing me with the power of her evilly blue eyes.
“Come on.” He budged up, letting me position myself comfortably on one of the cushioned makeshift seats.
“Thanks.” I laughed shakily, suddenly realizing that it was probably only a polite gesture as he was probably aware of the risk I was at of sitting alone.
Well, whatever it was, it was kind of him.
“We have a good view here.” He nodded over to the giant window we were leaning against. I turned around, to be met with the breathtaking sight of the city we were overlooking, illuminated by the most vibrant, picture perfect stars peppered beautifully across every building our eyes were exposed to.

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If cell phones were introduced to Soul Society...


As requested by anon. :)


Rukia carries around a hollow-detecting cell phone, so some sort of cell phone technology exists in the land of the dead. Yet for some reason, Soul Society does not seem to use cell phones. Instead, they rely on slow-flapping hell butterflies and/or loudspeaker kido. So what if Soul Society finally decided to embrace cell phones? What would be different then?


1. Messages would be faster than butterflies.

Close to instantaneous, rather than “speed of butterfly.”

Hitsugaya: C-Central-46 has been murdered!!

Hitsugaya: I’m calling the Head Captain right now!

Hitsugaya: Super glad I don’t have to find a butterfly or something!


2. Messages would be faster than kido.

Kido is good for instantaneous communication. After you finish the long chant, I mean.

Isane: Speed dial is my best friend.


3. People would have GPS.

I’m assuming that at least the captains have smart phones.

Kenpachi: This map app is great.

Kenpachi: It confirms my suspicion that there are random dead ends everywhere!

Kenpachi: For some reason.


4. There would be texting.

Which may or may not improve people’s productivity, but it would still be cool.

Byakuya: Rukia, why does Renji keep texting me these empty boxes?

Rukia: They’re supposed to be emoticons, Nii-sama.


5. There would be drunk texting.

The possibilities are endless.

Byakuya: Renji, why has Hitsugaya sent me nine texts about his love for my scarf?

Renji: Um….my guess would be he doesn’t know what  Long Island Ice Tea is.


6. There would be wrong number texting.

Again, endless possibilities.

Hisagi: KIRA

Hisagi: KIRA I JUST TOLD MATSUMOTO THAT I WANT TO LICK HER FACE

Hisagi: HOW DO I EXPLAIN THAT THAT IS AN INSIDE JOKE WITH RENJI KIRA

Hisagi: KIRA I AM AFRAID

Kira: I keep telling you to check before you press send, Hisagi.


7. People would forget to put their phones on silent.

Imagine a shinigami crouched down behind a wall, sword in hand, waiting for the right moment to strike…..when suddenly their cell phone goes off.

Soi Fon: ALL RIGHT WHOSE PHONE IS THAT


8. People would have customized ring tones.

Speaking of ring tones, just imagine all of your favorite Bleach characters getting *customized* ring tones!

Hinamori: Why do I hear “Ice Ice Baby?”

Matsumoto: Oh! I guess the captain is calling!


9. People could take selfies.

I mean, I know you can also take selfies with cameras, which Soul Society already has. But I feel like with cell phones, there would be *more* selfies.

Yumichika: Ikkaku….your selfies are 90% forehead.

Yumichika: It’s time for you to let me teach you the right technique.

Ikkaku: No I think I can do it this time!!


10. There would be better communication between squads.

The Gotei-13 is not historically very good when it comes to cooperation between squads. Maybe cell phones would help with that.

Kyoraku: Ukitake can’t make the meeting for health reasons.

Kyoraku: But I have him on the phone!


11. Better communication to an extent, that is.

Phones don’t fix everything.

Unohana: Huh. Looks like somebody texted me to report some injuries…five hours ago.

Unohana: I really need to stop keeping my phone on silent.


12. Ichigo would be on everyone’s speed dial.

Well maybe not *everyone’s.* But basically everyone’s.

Ichigo: Shinji, for the last time, you HAVE Inoue’s number! Call her directly!

Ichigo: She and I aren’t ALWAYS together, Shinji!


13. There would be phone elite.

Some people would have the newest iPhone always. Some people would still be using flip phones. Thus phone classes would come into being.

Renji: I dream of the day when I too will have a non-flip phone like the captain

Kira: So buy one.

Renji: I need the money for sunglasses, Kira!


14. The cell phone repair business would be booming.

Considering the amount of time the shinigami spend getting (a) stabbed, (b) thrown into buildings and © beaten to a pulp, those cell phones would need a lot of repair.

Iba: And people LAUGHED at me for keeping my Nokia phone!


15. Service would be TERRIBLE.

Considering how often buildings are knocked down in Soul Society, I shudder to think how cell phone towers would fare. My guess is that they would spend more time knocked over than up and functioning.

Hitsugaya: No service AGAIN?!

Hitsugaya: Man, I miss the butterflies.

BALTHDAY

This is clearly Peter’s “impressing Balthy” shirt, he wore it in TOWN too. 

Brother bonding time.

“You live in a tent with Kitso?” The moment when the new accommodation became possible. 

I’d just like to say I was right about Vegan Fred liking Balth, later when it turned out he’d gone home with Zeb, I was confused (for ages I actually thought it was VF he went home with because I didn’t catch Zeb’s name in AFTERMATH). But nothing happened with Zeb but VF was definitely interested. There just wasn’t any chemistry when he was talking to Zeb. Although I would like a little more info on that relationship/night but it’s too late now!

Peter practically sits on people’s laps when he sits beside them, especially Balth!

What did Chelsea “have to capture” - it surely wasn’t a selfie with Balth?

Peter WAS with Jaquie a fair amount of the night, but clearly by the end he is drunk and alone, unless Rosa is looking after them both. So if anything happened this evening, it was during the party. 

Why is Rosa suddenly out of the blue nice and genuine about and to Ben? I don’t get it. What has happened? What has she seen in Ben tonight that she hasn’t seen before (it’s surely not just washing the dishes?). And why was it important for us to see that change - WHY? At the time, I thought it was about them liking each other but it (thankfully) wasn’t. So what IS it about!?!?!?

There are so many unanswered mysteries about this evening: Rosa, Peter&Jaquie, Zeb/Balth, Ben doing the dishes instead of spending time with Bea without the rules! I can’t help wondering if we’ve missed something/s but I just don’t see it. 

I like how they colour coded the couples. 

What if Seventeen went to Disney World?

S.Coups: Challenges every “manly” character to an arm wrestling match. Tries to pull the sword from the stone (and succeeds???). Spends most of his time either doing head counts (cause a dad can’t ever count too many times with 12 children) or trying to find Wonwoo who keeps disappearing. “I swear he was literally right behind me.” Will lose a million years off his life from this single trip. I swear.

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SQW2.0. Day 1. Blind date.

title: You always looked so harmless walking

author: darkersky

rating: T

words: 3263

summary: When Emma Swan meets Regina Mills and Regina Mills meets Emma Swan they both realize you should be careful with the people you meet on the internet.

a/n: So, technically, it’s not exactly a blind date, but it also kinda is. Anyway, this is the story that wanted to materialize today so what the hell, right? (By the way, I don’t know what’s up with the narrative voice. I really don’t.)

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eeuwit  asked:

Maybe a weird question, but why do you never smile on your selfies?

The main reason is simply because I don’t feel like smiling most of the time. When I feel like taking a picture, that’s usually when I’m alone and sitting behind my laptop with my face having been in a neutral expression, because I’m in a neutral, non-social situation. When I’m going to take a picture, I can’t suddenly put on a smile out of the blue if I don’t really mean it or feel like doing so. And more important; if I simply don’t want to - that’s reason enough.

(If this reaction in any way sounded like I’m mad at you, please note that I’m not at all! ^^)

It’s an interesting thing to think about why - conscious or not - people often think it’s weird when you don’t (always) smile in selfies though. Or assume you’re unhappy when you don’t smile in your pictures. Or think it’s okay telling people to smile. I mean, I get similar questions pretty often and it surprises me because I feel like the answer is so obvious.