context: its my second time DMing, and my players have crippled and blinded a cyclops, and are ready to finish him off when…
Barbarian: now that he’s down, i want to cut his balls off with my greataxe.
Me (DM): w… why?
Barbarian: i need a trophy for this kill.
Me: urg… roll for it.
*rolls nat 20*
Me: oh son of a… you cut his balls off and stuff them in your inventory.
Cleric: i want to heal him so gods creature can go free and not want to attack us.
*heals cyclops halfway and rolls a 17 charisma check*
Me: okay… you allow the cyclops to limp away, even though you destroyed his achilles tendon and cut his balls off.
Barbarian: oh, ill actually give him back his left nut. it doesnt feel right if i didnt get to kill him.