why is it attacking me though

trophy balls

context: its my second time DMing, and my players have crippled and blinded a cyclops, and are ready to finish him off when…

Barbarian: now that he’s down, i want to cut his balls off with my greataxe.

Me (DM): w… why?

Barbarian: i need a trophy for this kill.

Me: urg… roll for it.

*rolls nat 20*

Me: oh son of a… you cut his balls off and stuff them in your inventory.

Cleric: i want to heal him so gods creature can go free and not want to attack us.

*heals cyclops halfway and rolls a 17 charisma check*

Me: okay… you allow the cyclops to limp away, even though you destroyed his achilles tendon and cut his balls off.

Barbarian: oh, ill actually give him back his left nut. it doesnt feel right if i didnt get to kill him.

  • Eren: Captain Levi's gonna be angry, we’re both gonna get punished and I’m gonna die alone.
  • Jean: Eren, why don't you just do the right thing and jump out a window? Captain Levi will never punish me if he knows I'm mourning the death of a close friend.
  • Eren: Or we could try plan B and just fix it.
  • Jean: You never even tried plan A, though.
Fighting Panic

Requested: I was wondering if I could request a caring Shawn one where maybe you two get into a fight and you leave and then you have a panic attack or something and you call him and even though you two were fighting he still comes over and cares for you? Sorry if that didn’t make sense lol


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“Stop, y/n.” Shawn says, his voice full of anger. “You can’t keep holding it against me. It’s my career, my job, don’t you understand?”

You swallow hard, trying to keep your emotions in check. “I’m not holding it against you, Shawn. I just need to know you’re not forgetting about me!”

“I’m not, I don’t know why you would say that!” He says, his voice just as loud and terrifying as it was a minute ago. You can’t match his tone. You don’t know how to scream back at him, and you don’t want to.

“You’re always busy, and even when you’re not, you’re thinking about all the things you need to get done, which I get, but I feel like you don’t even remember that I’m here, that I’m your girlfriend.” You reply, honestly.

“How could I forget, y/n? I can’t forget, and I don’t.” He spits back.

You only wait a beat before replying, still trying to absorb his last words, “Do you want to?” You ask, your voice full of fear and sadness.

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anonymous asked:

yeah hey, hi. One of those people that refer to some shithead abusive male char 'you wretched disaster' and get abused on this site because I write them, but no one bothers to see me trying to make it an AU and try to write them attempting to right their wrongs and be a better person. No, they see the baddie and I'm attacked, I'm trying though because its different and I wanna change outcomes for the better. Would be nice not being lumped into one cata because we try something new for them.

I really don’t get why so many people feel attacked by basic fandom observations. We got at least 5 messages exactly like this with slightly different wording and it’s really funny to me. I’m not saying stop doing it or you’re a terrible awful person, I’m just of the opinion that keeping these things in mind via humor is a good way of realizing where you stand exactly (in the majority) and that while you can gush about your problematic fave for a variety of reasons, you should keep in mind that this stuff makes others (the minority) uncomfortable or puts them in harm’s way, and that they often get the short end of the stick for speaking up about it. Compromises can be achieved on behalf of those who favor “bad” characters so as to make everything as comfortable as possible for everyone. This is especially important in fandoms where a lot of kids take part.

By the way, this is also a note to myself, because I find darker characters compelling very easily. Publishing that previous anon was as much checking myself for this sort of behavior as it was reminding everyone else of it.

If you don’t wanna be “lumped in” with the Real Fandom Baddies, then don’t be. If you know you’re not among the people who just don’t care, and you really try to make things right as you say, then you have no reason to feel threatened by that post. Do your thing. Be critical. No one can stop you anyway. Godspeed.

anonymous asked:

Dreamworks ddnt want book of life not disney. But disney i think did the weird dia de los muertos thing. Anyways also guillermo del toro and i think he is friends with the book of life guy i could be wrong and dumb but they said they said they look forward to Coco and dont really want ppl to create a versus thing that doesnt exist even though it looks that way. Sorry for confusion, i just dont want ppl to attack anyone. I understand why ppl are upset, i was too. Just wantd u 2 kno

Aight to clarify from further research:

  • Yes, it wasn’t Disney, but Dreamworks that turned away Gutierrez and The Book of Life script
  • But it was Disney that tried to trademark the day, and they immediately pulled back after the hate they got for it, claiming it was a huge mistake on their part
  • Both Gutierrez and Guillermo del toro wish the movie and its cast to do well with Coco, with Gutierrez cheering them as he knows a lot of friends working on it
  • Originally, when they first released info about it, Disney got a lot of hate bc their cast was (surprise) seemingly lacking of diversity, but they have now announced that they have a full Latinx cast, 
  • and have several cultural consultants (including the same critics that were fighting against Disney’s actions in trying to trademark the holiday.)

I’m still going to keep an open mind about the film overall, since its not set to come it till late November so there might be more that we still not know of. But I’m also gonna still be open to anything that critics bring up too since Disney’s history is…well. A lot.

  • Jaune, waking up, disgruntled and rubs his head, sitting up: Ugh...
  • Jaune, rubbing his eyes and yawns: Pyrrha...I had the weirdest dream...
  • Jaune, his eyes still closed, half asleep: Beacon was attacked, a few months passed and Ruby took me, Ren and Nora on an adventure.
  • Jaune, lays back down: You didn't come though...don't know why...
  • Nora, sadly looking at a half asleep Jaune laying in his sleeping bag, looks over to Ren: Ren...? Should we wake him?
  • Ruby, holding her hands against her chest, trying her best to not cry out: I...
  • Ren, putting a hand on both their shoulders: Come on...we should pack our stuff up, prepare to keep moving...we can...we can let him sleep. Just a bit longer.
  • Jaune, rolls over in his sleep as the three walk away: It's amazing Pyrrha, I'll tell you...tell you all about it...
Just Breathe [Lin-Manuel Miranda x Reader]

Summary: Reader has an anxiety attack and Lin is there to comfort her.

Word Count: 517

Warnings: anxiety tw (?)

A/N: this is a short one, something i needed to hear/read from someone, actually this is a really personal fic that felt necessary for myself. i know many of you also suffer from anxiety and writing this made me feel better, even though it was only for a few minutes; i hope it makes you feel a bit better too. Love y’all, guys.

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The air seemed non-existant. The tears started rolling down your face, and you didn’t know why… You weren’t exactly surprised though. You had anxiety since you were a teenager, but it has improved so much, specially since you started dating Lin.

You had a few nights here and there, where the attack would come out of nowhere. Combined with your messed up sleep patterns, anxiety could be a real bitch, but this was the first time it was happening with Lin sleeping right next to you.

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Reaction (Seventeen): When their girlfriend gets hurt by an anti-fan

S.coups: “Who hurt her? I need to know where to go to beat someone’s ass.”

Originally posted by imbangnzelo

Jeonghan: “They did what to her? Is she alright? Who exactly do I need to kill?”

Originally posted by svnten

Joshua: “Jihoon, unless you’re going to help me get revenge on the person who hurt my jagiya, then step back.”

Originally posted by rep-lay-ed

Woozi: “I knew that telling the public that we were dating would get you a lot of hate. I’m glad you’re okay though.”

Originally posted by hoshbun

Hoshi: “They did what to her? But she is like the best person on this Earth. Why would anybody hurt her?” *cute little cinnamon roll who is probably more torn up than his girlfriend*

DK: “I’m glad you’re alright, but I’m gonna need to know who it was that hurt you, because I will hurt them.”

Originally posted by dokyummm

Mingyu: “She really got attacked by an anti-fan? You’re messing with me. It can’t be true.”

Wonwoo: *doesn’t even wait to go on a rampage, trying to find the person who hurt his jagiya*

Originally posted by dinochans

Jun: “Baby girl, are you alright? I’m going to have someone with you at all times, so next time someone tries to do that, we’ll be ready.” 

Originally posted by gyuwoo

Minghao: *to the  anti-fan* “Hello, I heard that you are the one who attacked my girlfriend. Do it again, and you’ll be sorry.”

Originally posted by jamansae

Seungkwan: *DK comforting Seungkwan* “She’s alright Seungkwan. It wasn’t that bad. I promise that she’s alright.” 

Vernon: *to the anti-fan* “Who the hell do you think you are? If you hate my group, then hate us, but don’t ever lay a finger on my girl.”

Originally posted by verrnons

Dino: “I just want to let whoever hurt my jagiya know, if you ever touch her again, you’ll have to answer to me.”

Originally posted by the8ght


Agent Carter fandom moments
  • like the first episode when peggy ate one scone and everyone was like SCONES
  • last year comic con when someone asked hayley who her favorite couple was and the producers banned her from saying cartinelli so she just gestured to herself and lyndsey repeatedly 
  • season 1 second to last episode that ended with the gas attack and everyone was like howard why!!!!??
  • “I know how much steve meant to you because of how much he means to me”
  • Peggy with cap’s shield
  • all the amazing cosplay 
  • when hayley called peggy “a women’s woman”
  • when hayley said she wants peggy to be bi
  • Peggy’s hat
  • “Miss Union Jack” “Never speak again”
  • Meninist Jack Thompson
  • that time peggy almost killed a man cause he slapped angie’s ass omg
  • tripping along 21 gay street
  • the griffith women and food
  • anything jarvis ever said 
  • when we actually though angie was gonna be in season 2
  • when angie was in that one episode and lyndsey just tweeted “#cartinelli lol”
  • lesbian thespian
  • the part of the fandom that really ships jack and peggy why
  • when peggy sassed Dooley, Thompson and sousa in one scene and the reaction to it
  • jarvis and the flamingo
  • when peggy rejected sousa to move in with angie omfg
  • little peggy flashback where she was saving princesses from dragons
  • the betty carver radio show and “the real thing is considerably more impressive”
  • three words: diner fight scene
  • half the fandom loving sousa and half hating him
  • jason wilkes being precious but v unnecessary
  • everyone doing all those online polls to get season 2
  • sousa’s wardrobe aka sweater vests and hawaiian shirts 
  • everything
"See this is why people are afraid of you."
  • Friend: Hey! Have you watched the first episode of Time After Time?
  • Me: I caught a glimpse of it and, honestly, the girl lead is too incompetent for my tastes.
  • Friend: wait huh??
  • Friend: Explain please?
  • Me: Okay so she's a ransom of Jack The Ripper, right? She beans him in the head and tries to take his other captive and runs. However he wakes up and drags both of them back (threatening to kill the second captive if the girl doesn't follow)
  • Friend: Right?
  • Me: See, I was taught that if someone attacks you, let alone KIDNAPS you, then you need to knock them down and COMPLETELY disable them before leaving them.
  • Me: That includes killing them if need be.
  • Friend: Dude that's kind of fucked up.
  • Me: Well what's the alternative? If someone attacks you physically, you have to assume that they will kill you so you have to fight back, beat them down, and make sure they STAY down before escaping or getting help.
  • Me: Literally, if you hit them once and run, more often than not they'll come after you when they get back up.
  • Me: So I would slam the bowl over his head, take his weapon which he obviously hides in his jacket, then use it to completely stab into his kneecaps or use the bowl and shatter his feet.
  • Me: If he bleeds to death, that's not my problem. He won't come after me when he wakes up and I can claim it as self-defense.
  • Friend: ... See this is why people are afraid of you.
  • Me: Haha!

((Okay, I need to say something and it is important, so please read this.

I got some flames saying that I’m homophobic and that I should delete this blog because of this and all that shit. So. Get it in your heads:


Got it? Good.

I myself am queer. I know how fucked up homophobic slurs are (even though I’m not homosexual) and I think it is shit to judge someone because of their sexuality. (Let me tell you, even if it is none of your concern, that I am biromantic asexual—I was often attacked from within the LGBTQIA+ community, thankyouverymuch. ‘You are not queer if you, as a woman, are in a relationship with a man.’ ‘You are not part of our community because asexuals never fought for our rights.’ And so on, and so on. You get it? Good.)

But let me explain, why Theseus is homophobic, though. And yes, he is to a certain degree, I won’t deny this. But the character is not me! Get it in your heads, please!

Theseus has his reasons to be this way—that doesn’t make it right how he acts. There was something in his past that makes him more homophobic than he would’ve been without this experience but I won’t tell you what I headcanon. Also, it was illegal to be openly gay at that time in England! Please keep the time that we are in in mind!

Labouchere Amendment:

Any male person who, in public or private, commits, or is a party to the commission of, or procures, or attempts to procure the commission by any male person of, any act of gross indecency with an other male person, shall be guilty of a misdemeanour, and being convicted thereof, shall be liable at the discretion of the Court to be imprisoned for any term not exceeding two years, with or without hard labour.

So. Illegal. And Theseus isn’t the most open person about this—not everyone is accepting of queer people. While someone like Queenie is more open about sexualities and more accepting, there are a lot of people (the majority if we are honest) that aren’t accepting of these kind of things in that time.

I know that @mrpercivalgraves stated on their blog that Graves and Theseus had a relationship in the past—and that is canon for our blogs—so Theseus is at least bisexual (I headcanon him as gay but he is suppressing it more or less). But that doesn’t mean that he can’t be homophobic. He is. I want him to be because he isn’t perfect and it causes some kind of conflict.

I’m sorry that I had to make this entry and I’m sorry for the mistakes and if it’s a bit messy but I’m just drained and I don’t want to discuss this anymore. Please understand that I know a bit about designing characters as I am roleplaying and writing for over ten years now. Characters have their faults and that’s okay. This may be a major fault but—hell—I still think it is a good idea. Keep it real and all.

The character is not me.

Thanks for reading and have a nice day!))

I don’t know WHY I’ve always wanted to see this… but for some reason I did lol

Reiner just seems like the type to enjoy wearing dresses to me but he keeps it a secret :( Armin specially tailored this cosplay for him though (Reiner insisted on having an abs window lol). and Armin told him “Just be yourself. Believe me, I know what you’re feeling, but it’s worth living your life the way you dreamed. :)“

And long story short Reiner is beautiful and strong enough to be an ice queen lol blue is his color~

anonymous asked:

I am so over customers who record me while I'm working for no apparant reason, even though I know I'm not doing anything wrong. Long story short in high school I got locked in a room and recorded among other things, so now, I freak out every time someone records me without my permission. I have already had 2 panic attacks this year and I'm not even through the first week. I just wish I knew why customers feel the need to record you, or what they do with it.

KnB & jealousy: case 1 - MidoTaka (or rather TakaMido?)

Takao sounded quite surprised then. But right away, he recalled something.

And then, he probably realized that could happen a third time if he didn’t take proper care of his ace. That realization didn’t make him exactly pleased.

See, those raised eyebrows? That’s what I call a jealous Scorpio threatening look. And though he usually acts like he’s bossed around by Midorima, when jealousy strikes, seme-sama Takao reveals himself.

Midorima was caught in the act. He could defend himself using attack as a weapon – meaning, being rude to Takao in his usual tsundere way, but that doesn’t happen.

Yes, ladies and gentleman. Even though he’s got this ‘why are you interrupting me, Takao?’ sort of angry look, he doesn’t complain. Instead, he follows Takao quite quickly. Such a wise boy.

Why do parents  say “You need to treat me with respect”

When they really mean:

“You should let me walk all over you, insult you, and threaten to kick you out every time you want to do something with your life that I disagree with even though it has no effect on me whatsoever”?

Cause seriously, fuck you to all of you who do this.  It’s not disrespectful for your child to stand up for themselves when they’re being attacked.

Get off your fucking high horse and maybe listen to your children when they tell you that you hurt their feelings.  Dismissing them as being hyper-sensitive, especially if you know they are struggling with mental illness, is a horrible way to parent, and it’s abusive.


I need to set myself free.

to the dearest of friends.

It’s been a while, huh? I don’t know how many people actually wondered or even guessed what happened to me, but something incredibly moving and important just happened in my life.

I finally saw the truth and decided not to lie anymore.

I’ve been going to a psychologist. I’ve started to take meds to aid me in my daily life to confront anxiety, panic attacks and suicidal thoughts. I can say I’m really making some progresses, even though small.

I’ve always been different from other children, in particular from boys. I’ve had many problems dealing with some feelings that I couldn’t explain to myself or maybe I was too scared to actually deal with them.

I would always run away.
My dad left me at the age of 7. I was seven years old when he left me, my brother and my mother. I was envious of other kids relationship with their fathers.

Why was I the only one without one?
Years passed. I had to deal with continuing harrassment and bullying from my classmates. They would yell at me words that still hurts like poison: faggot. Pussy.

I’m still shacking while writing about it. Incredible how much pain some memories can deal to one person.

At the age of 16 I heard that my father died. It was like knowing a distant relative died in some kind of disaster. I didn’t feel anything, if nothing at all. I was still lying to myself about who I really was.

Suicide was the first thing I’d say “good morning” to and “goodnight” as well. The few friends I had didn’t know. I was alone and scared, ready to bid farewell to a life I didn’t think I deserve to live.

So much pain no one could ever describe.

I can’t seem to stop shacking.

But then, some light decided to touch my pale skin. The sun decided it was the moment to give me just a bit of its light, just because I was existing not because I deserved it.

That was all I was. Empty and scared, almost emotionally deprived if not from the most basic of instincts: fear.

I started to hang out with some of my brother’s friends. I was the elder brother but I seem I couldn’t even be that to my brother, who grew up with the strength I lacked and crave for.

Things got easier.
I got in a new class, with new people. People who didn’t harrass me I wasn’t wearing something cool or wasn’t making fun of me because of my behaviour.

I was free.
But still afraid of them.

I made new friends. I was appreciated and accepted. I was moved. I was grateful that I could even feel something as beautiful as joy.

Now those people chose their path. They were good people, supporting classmates and friends.

Suicidal thoughts returned to me, waving like sinister shadows at me. Anxiety came back as well. Two weeks ago I decided to defeat them, knowing that that would lead me to accept me for what I was.

The mere thought was scary enough to give me stomachaches.

My mother accompanied me. She’s always been a really comforting and supporting figure, as well as a mighty woman. I’ll always be grateful to her. After the meeting with the psychologist, a really professional and understanding man, I decided to change my life.

My mother asked me if everything was alright. I struggled to hold the tears. She was on the brink of tears as well. I was scared, afraid that she would see me differently if she knew, or not love me anymore, even.

But that wasn’t the case.

She said “I love you. No matter what.” firmly, like never before in my life I saw her like that. She didn’t just say “I care about you” but “I love you”. I felt so fragile and tired, but finally free.

Immediately, joy followed. Two days ago I told the truth to the two most important persons in my life: my brother and my best friend.

I cried so much while I was embraced by their understanding and I cried even louder when both of them hugged me. I felt so warm inside, laughter quickly grew in intensity from my mouth, like beautiful and strong flowers.

“We always only had each other, Loris. What brother would I be if I saw you differently just because you’re gay!” he said. “No matter what comes, we’ll be brothers for ever.”
I’m still trying to accept and understand the myself I always ran away from. I decided to meet him.
And also, decided not to lie anymore on this blog and to all those people I consider friends.

Yes, I’m gay.

Like. An actual verbal attack on a person looks like this:

“You are an awful person.” (Though often in much crasser language.)

It does not look like:

“Here is a list of facts and sources that disprove your point.”


“Here is a personal experience I had that supports my point.”

nor does it look like 

“This particular mindset is rooted in bigotry: here is why.”

I keep seeing ‘stop attacking me’ as a discussion-ender and its like… I can see right through this. I, who am actually being attacked by policies being considered, cannot see how you are being personally attacked by me defending my rights. 

  • Half the SNK fandom: lol grisha dic why
  • The other half of the SNK fandom: stop being immature about grisha's ween the chapter is serious
  • Me: listen, I know the chapter is serious, but I didn't want the grisha ween, no one wanted the grisha ween, of course everyone is going to focus on the grisha ween because even though this is technically like an MA thing none of us EXPECTED it to ever have a ween in it.