Okay so like, with a healthy 8 hours of sleep now had by me, I talked more to @icedvulpix about last night’s episode and just how there was so much wrong with it.
And I think we can, for one, ask ourselves why this show that had a CGI dinosaur two weeks ago decided it was going to get super realistic about the horrors of world war 1? Like this is not HBO, friends, they just dropped one of the darkest and bloodiest battles in human history on us no jokes about it and you’re just sitting here like- what- what the fuck?
Like there was absolutely no levity in this episode- and that’s super apparent because Wentworth has always played Len with some kind of tongue in cheek attitude to it? And without any of that, set against, again, this super brutal war, suddenly everything became really nasty and horrible?
And like, Phil Klemmer stated that this was supposed to be their Lord of the Rings episode, and so I’m pretty sure the spear was fucking with everyone because if you look at how everyone was acting this episode, they were all super tense with each other? Like Mick got the brunt of it because he’s Frodo apparently but it was just wildly uncomfortable because the staff was literally making everyone on the ship hate each other, like not even fun hate each other like really mean and uncomfortable hate each other (except ray, which on a smarter show would be SUPER IMPORTANT) Which I get is what happened with the one ring, but this show by no means has the skill to pull that off so instead we got… that?
Also, @icedvulpix mentioned that basically, the end of this season literally is “the last temptation of mick rory” and so i dont make the rules, mick is frodo and jesus now because guess who’s going to destroy the spear and save the day- it’s our boy mick
Like i really do hope the show makes it clear this was the spear’s doing because this show has been bad in different ways, this was bad in just like, it got super dark with no warning and no reprieve? And this isn’t the kind of show that can handle this?
What I’m saying is, i can’t believe mick rory has to save the dctv universe but also i guess i can
yams is a botanist and once told tsukki that strawberry is not actually berries, bananas are. and tsukki just goes really nuts. he goes screaming like "fiRST THE DINOSAURS NOW THE STRAWBERRIES WHY YOU MUST RUIN MY LIFE LIKE THIS" -space anon
I remember being in our fruits and vegetables unit in fourth grade science and feeling this so hard
at superman's secret base:
fortress of solitude, complete silence, memoir for the fallen krypton, v serious place, only 3 people granted access
at batman's secret base:
I AM 200% SURE I DID NOT ADOPT THAT ONE, SOMEONE TELL ME WHY DAMIAN IS LICKING THE DINOSAUR, WHICH ONE OF U BRATS BLED ALL OVER THE BATHROOM, WHO LET THE GREEN FLASHLIGHT IN HERE, ALFRED!!!!
why isn’t there a dinosaur emoji. my jurassic park loving ass wants a trex skull or some shit and the closest thing i got is Shenron from DBZ 🐉 and honestly ok amongst the animal emojis we got 🦑giant squids 🐄🐂🐃 three types of cattle 🐤🐣🐥three chicks, why there’s 3 idek who knows but we got 3 🐽a damn pig nose 🐭🐹🐀🐁 4 types of rats 🦄unicorns which ain’t even real but no dinosaurs? fuck it. shenron is the dinosaur emoji now y'all until apple sorts its shit out. what up everyone Jurassic Park is my favorite movie 🐉🐲🐉🐲🐉🐲