why is it 5 am

flower cloak.

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@incaseyouart ’s elf AU is amazing ?!?!

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  • My kid: I want to drop out of high school
  • Me: Let me tell u a story about this band
  • My kid: Uh okay..dont know how this is relevant.
  • Me: One guy in this band thought flip flops were thongs
  • My kid: How is this relevant to my question
  • Me: Let me finish, that same guy thought the possibilities were endless and the drummer thought tadpoles were baby turtles
  • My kid: Mom answer my question.
  • Me: They dropped out of High school. Dont become luke and ashton.
  • My kid: ill ask dad.
  • Me: He was in the band. He was the bassist he said some dumb shit to
  • Terroriser: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
  • Moo: I did. I broke it…
  • Terroriser: No. No, you didn’t. Nogla?
  • Nogla: Don't look at me. Look at Lui
  • Lui: What?! I didn’t break it.
  • Nogla: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Lui: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Nogla: Suspicious.
  • Lui: No, it’s not!
  • Ohm: If it matters, probably not… Bryce was the last one to use it.
  • Bryce: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Ohm: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Bryce: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ohm!
  • Moo: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Brian.
  • Terroriser: No. Who broke it?
  • Mini: [whispering] Terroriser, Wildcat's been awfully quiet…
  • Wildcat: Really?!
  • Mini: Yeah, really!
  • ...
  • Terroriser: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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“Also, I will not tolerate cusses in this household, Nico.”

@ the anon who suggested metatron!akechi: i love and cherish you and i offer you this boy