Jack sucking a hickey into Bitty’s neck and Bitty having the knee jerk reaction of “omg Jack you can’t do that what if the haus sees it and they find out” and they both have a moment of “oh wait they know already” and Bitty is so happy and genuinely feels a bit of a thrill at the knowledge that he can be so open about this stuff now.
That is until he goes downstairs with a massive bruise on his neck that he’s tried and failed to cover up because Jack 110% Zimmermann doesn’t know when to quit and everyone starts chirping him and asking him if he’s dating a vampire.
And Jack appears from behind him and scoops him into a hug and is like “yeah he is” and bites at his neck.
And everyone’s like “ugh we should have seen this cute shit coming why do we even bother chirping them Jack Zimmermann is too much”
Jervis Tetch: - Literally confirmed to have sexually, emotionally and mentally abused his baby SISTER, Alice Tetch. Is freakishly obsessed with her this day, terrorized her up until her death, she was so terrified of him she never wanted to be near him and preferred dying over the possibility of being with him. Nasty ass abusive incest bullshit in full swing-
“Fans”: :) What an interesting take on the Hatter! (Ps hes kinda cute/cool, right??? I love him!)
Oswald Cobblepot: - Expresses deep mutual affection, appreciation and a strong, wholesome romantic love for Edward Nygma-
“Fans”: EW!! NO!!! OH MY GOD!!! GOTHAM IS GOING SO GAY UGH!!! IM NOT WATCHING ANYMORE IF IT KEEPS GETTING GAY!!!! FRIENDSHIPS ARE SO IMPORTANT WHY DOES HOMOSEXUALITY HAVE TO BE SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! RESPECT THE COMICS & THINK OF THE CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PENGUIN ISNT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So in the new Avengers Assemble episode (3x21) among other stuff that happened (Hulk getting collared and becoming a hobo for one), Steve most definitely flirted with Tony! OK? I have no other explanation for the scene in which Tony’s like: “I don’t like Red Hulk, he’s a maniac, I don’t wanna work with him…” and Steve smiles at him and says “You know, I thought you were a maniac when I first met you.” And he alsotouches him, full hand on shoulder touch action! And Tony’s like (thinking) “Ok, I’m not quitting the Avengers. God why you have to be so cute, ugh…” and just follows Steve like a good half of a battle couple.
look at this. LOOK AT THIS. I wanna touch a Koala wtf.
THIS WAS TMNT AND HE WAS SO GOOD IN IT, LIKE DAYUM. Them guns tho.
… That body tho. HOT DAMn
Look how exited my little Irish puppy is AND IT’S ABOUT KICKING FINNIGAN IN THE HEAD, I love him omfg.
Young baby, love it LOVE IT YES ugh.
Pew pew, COME TO THE DARK SIDEEEEEEEEEEE. I’ll call you daddy.. That was a weird Darth Vader joke, I dun even know if you guys understood that, DARTH VADER WAS LIKE ‘LUKE I AM YO FATHER.” SO DaDDY? I don’t know
… WHY IS A BLOODY EYE TURNING ME ON? THIS IS BAD< ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSON.
Cutie patootie, look at him just being a cute person
IS HE LARPING???? HAHAHAHA That’s great, I hope he is, even if he isn’t like, wear this more cause I’m down as hell, let’s do some roleplaying.
LISTWEN I KNOW SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE ‘I preferred the old Sheamus,’ BUT I LOVE HIS SEPTUM PIERCING HE LOOKS SO GFOOD WITH ITLIKE I’M NOT A HUGE FAN OF BEARD JEWELRY BUT THE SEPTUM JUST DAMN DAMN DFAMN.
Cutie patootie part 2
10000/10 WOULD DEF GET ON MY KNEES FOR HIM. (that was another joke, bow down, ya know for kings, sorry I SUCK)
… I could scratch it up better than that NOT SORRY
This picture, lemme tell you. THIS PPICTURE GOT ME SO FUCKED UP MAN, Just LOOK AT HIS BODY AND HIS FACE AND LIKE I KNOW THIS ISN’T SUPER SUPER IMPRESSIVE BUT TO ME, IT’S LIKE THE HOTTEST PICTURE AND I HAVE NO CLEAR IDEA AS TO WHY THIS IS MY FAV PICTURE, IT JUST IS I’M SORRY.
“it’s blurry Shannon,” YEAH BUT I GOT YOU A PICTURE OF AN ALMOST IRISH PENIS SO SORRY
I love his piercing so much and just imagine how SASSY DATING THIS FUCKER WOULD BE OKAY, He would be so sarcastic and sassy all the time and you’d be like stfu, STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I’M STUPID YOU BUTT.
cUTIE PATOOTIE PART 3 WTF
WELCOME TO THE FUCKING GUN SHOW GOD DAMN. #rockerstylist gotta find out what that is now
… I know he’s in pain but I ALSO LOVE THIS PICTURE CAUSE HIS FACE LOOOKS DAMN HOT HERE ADN LOOK AT THE ARM MUSCLES FUCK ya know, I have a thing for arms and it’s not for the reason you think okay, I just really like hugs and SO I FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING PEOPLE IS THAT WEIRD, SHUT UP
MACHO MACHO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
“omg he touched the butt.”
Look at this cutie. Ugh. I CAN’T LIKE HIS LIL SIDE MOHAWK OMFG IF HE DID HIS HAIR LIKE THAT, IWOUDL DIE OKAY I LOVE FLOPPY MOHAWKS
Listen. Sheamus is a little bean and I love him so much and I WISH HIM SO MUCH HAPPINESS BECAUSE THIS IS SO INNOCENT AND CUTE AND I LOVE THE MEEP MEEP GUY OKAY
GET HIM BAE, KICK HIM IN THE HEAD, GOD ANGRY BAEMUS IS DOING THINGS TO ME
bulge. Bulge. BULGE I CANNOT DO THIS OH MTY GOD I am deceased, sorry THIS KILLED ME
They love this dork, I LOVE THIS DORK LOOK AT HIM SO CUTE WOW SO HOT SO SPICE YES
Baby boy,, WHY ARE YOU CARRYING SUITCASES WITH ICE ON YOUR ARM MAKE HIM DO IT, YOU BRITISH BUTT, (i love your british butt but this is about the irish butt) BUT DUDE.
“Limits, why can’t I remember anything about limits? Limits. That was the week Marco got his hair cut. He looked so cute...ugh Star, focus! What was on the board behind Marco’s head? If the limit never approaches anything...the limit does not exist.” *jumps up on desk* “THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!!”