why is darren criss

This is the Fandometrics post title.

Television: A joke about TV.

The Flash scales ten spots to No. 7 after the debut of its musical episode.
RuPaul’s Drag Race (No. 12) lip syncs for its life and returns for the first time since October.

Movies: Something witty about film.

☆ We see London, we see France, we see Captain Underpants debut at No. 6.
⬇︎ The excitement behind The Lego Batman Movie (No. 14) is crumbling like so many neglected Lego structures.

Music: Referencing one or both entities below.

Gorillaz made a giant, silverback seventeen-rank jump to No. 1.
☆ Last week, Tumblr mourned the fourth anniversary of My Chemical Romance’s (No. 12) disbanding.

Celebrities: Famous people are regular, like us.

Meryl Streep returns to No. 8. Sing it out loud if you know why.  
Darren Criss is back at No. 17 thanks to The Flash.

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Games: Observational humor surrounding video games.

Splatoon 2 debuts at No. 18 after a Global Testfire took place over the weekend.
⬇︎ The sun has nearly set on Horizon Zero Dawn. It’s hanging in at No. 20.

Web stuff: The last section.

The Adventure Zone hopped up to No. 1 after the newest episode was released.
⬇︎ JonTron, seemingly intent on saying the most offensive thing at any given time, falls ten to No. 13.

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[Tumblr’s Top Ten Heartbreaking Moments] - #9 Harry First Sees His Dad

I open at the close…

Too Late [a Sebastian Smythe/Barry Allen imagine]

Request: Sebastian Smythe and Barry Allen crossover in which Team Flash wants Barry to admit his feelings for reader already so they brought a doppleganger(seb) to make him jealous.Turns out seb falls for reader too.

a/n: idk guys i needed a glee crossover to prepare for my bday and darren criss…


“Who is this guy and why does he look exactly like Barry?” you immediately ask when you enter the Cortex, eyes wide as you take in his appearance. His tan sweater is pulled over a white polo, both collars popped up like a guy from an old movie. You carefully circle around him, cocking an eyebrow, “Or did Barry get an upgrade or, like, I don’t know, get hit with a confidence gun? I’m lost?”

‘Barry’ scoffs, folding his arms over his chest. “Yeah, I don’t think so. Upgrade? Maybe in some other timeline.” he sneers, looking you up and down; you pull at your striped black sweater. “I’m Sebastian Smythe, Barry’s cousin.” he introduces himself, tilting his head. “And you are? Well, besides super hot.” he smirks, green eyes glimmering playfully.

You bite your lip, feeling your cheeks heat up like a campfire. Damn, he’s so forward, almost the complete opposite of Barry. “I’m Y/N.” you say brightly, readjusting your brown messenger bag on your shoulder.

Smirking, Sebastian comes closer to you, unfolding his arms and letting them hang loosely at hs sides, fingertips hitting his blue jeans. He pouts, squaring his shoulders, “Why does Barry get all the cute ones? Everyone in Ohio is…yikes.” he grimaces, making you giggle. “Huh. That is definitely a sound I could get used to…” he compliments, grinning wickedly at your pink face. “Pretty, smart, if you can sing, you’ll give me a run for my money-”

“Sebastian!” the speedster fumes in a warning tone, plucking off his gloves. Sebastian rolls his eyes, spinning on his heel to face his cousin. “Why must you…you be a flirt?!” Barry huffs, frowning; Seb tries not to laugh, folding his arms. Okay, so maybe Barry needs to work on his insults… “Sorry about him, Y/N. I…he…just showed up…” he mumbles awkwardly.

When you open your mouth, Sebastian scoffs. “Look, Wonder Boy, not my fault Y/N is hot as fuck.” he says nonchalantly; you look down bashfully. “It’s not like you’re gonna make a move anytime soon either.” he shrugs, scrunching his face. “I think you should just go back to what you do best, saving people,” he nods mockingly, “and leave the dating thing to me, cus.”

Cisco presses his fist to his mouth, brown eyes wide, awaiting Barry’s response. The speedster clenches his hands at his sides, face turning bright red like his suit. “You can’t just come here and start flirting with people I like!” he fumes, setting his jaw while he glares.

You look between the two, lips set in a perfect ‘O’ shape, fingers playing with the end of your striped sweater. Damn, two guys are fighting over you! Two cousins! Sebastian spins on his heel, leaning to your level, placing the side of his pale hand the corner of his mouth. “Go on a date with me.” he stage whispers, adding in a cheeky wink at the end.

Blushing, you nibble your bottom lip. Barry has had the chance to ask you out, but he never did… “Okay, Sebastian. On one condition.” you smirk, matching his. “You sing to me.”

A cheshire cat grin appears on his face and he crosses his arms, screwing up his tan sweater; his collar touches his jaw. “I never say no to showing off… Right, Barr?” Sebastian teases, peering over his shoulder. Barry inhales through his nose, storming into the medbay. For the fastest man alive, he always seems to be too late.

Why I’m looking forward to the SuperFlash crossover
  • DARREN CRISS. Enough said.
  • Melissa, Grant, and Darren know each other from glee
  • People finally showcasting Melissa’s voice some more, so that we get more of her voice apart from her glee songs
  • Same for Grant, tbh.
  • Speaking of glee: ZACH WOODLEE is the choreographer????
  • Grant, John, Darren, Victor, Carlos, Jeremy, and Jesse all have Broadway backgrounds (Grant for tour only)
  • Speaking of Broadway: PASEK AND PAUL wrote a song for this show
  • UHM HAVE YOU HEARD THOSE PEOPLE SING
  • Carlos and Darren are both Starkids
  • (Yes, Carlos is a Starkid)
  • Darren played Harry Freakin Potter and Tom played Draco Malfroy so ‘holy Harry Potter’
  • There will be a song called Superfriends, which reminds me of Starkid’s Super Friends (I just love Starkid a lot)
  • IT’S A MUSICAL!

So I’m gonna be a totally tinhatter and I’m gonna to do this, because I’m masochist and I know it.

So we all know that Come What May has a deep meaning for two lovers who swear each other etarnal love, no matter what happens.

Come what may

I will love you

Until my dying day

We had this beautiful Klaine version of this song which brough us all the love that these two characters have for one another. But - always a but when it comes to these two - we not only had the love of Klaine, we had something much stronger, something that is at a much higher level, something that is so intimate that I myself am in embarrassment.

I always say that when Darren and Chris singing you hear all the feelings they have for one another. In each duet they sang this happens, but with CWM feels even more.

The same way I will love you / Until my dying day I sing, but they are shouting to each other.

They make love when they sing this song.

Darren yesterday said that one of his favorite performances is that of CWM. Among the numerous duets they did, why this? Perhaps because it hides a meaning so deep that it doesn’t know anyone but them. Perhaps because it celebrates exactly what their love, a forge ahead, always do it despite all the shit that they found on them every day, every mistake they make and overcome all obstacles that are in front of their street, the only thing matters is that they love and will do until the end of their days.

Even this embrace itself contains two of them. There isn’t the minimum space between them, all the parts of their bodies fit together exactly with each other. Darren’s nose of the crook of Chris neck and I’m sure he’s leaving him a kiss, and Chris kissing him back on his shoulder. They are so them that I could cry.

Darren said that he was touched to see how it later became the scene. And I want to picture them as well: in their tight embrace and perhaps with tears, because even if dressed by their characters, beating hearts and the words that were spoken were only them.

Now I’m gonna stop writing because I can’t

Why do I care?

Many of you probably ask why I care so much about Coleneti and why I am so adamant that they are together, to the point of probably burning a lot of bridges.

Answer me this. Name one. I’m only asking for one out gay celebrity boy that does not fall into the “flamboyant” or “stereotypical” category. Someone under the age of…27 who is in the public eye who you don’t see has a limp wrist or diva moves or whatever. 

Did you even come up with one name? I didn’t think so. 

Only recently have we even got that in characters, but look closely. All the actors are straight, and not only are they straight but you can find at least one interview with each of them where they talk about how hard it was to play gay or how they watched gay movies to get in character. WHAT? It’s just a fucking love story. Why do you think you deserve special praise for being able to act like you are in love with someone?

Tyler Young and James Paxton: Eyewitness, straight actors. 

Cameron Monaghan and Noel Fisher: Shameless, straight actors.

Henrik Holm and Tarjei Sandvik Moe: SKAM, straight actors. 

Hayden Byerly (He’s actually the worst with this) and Gavin MacIntosh: The Fosters, straight actors.

David Solans and Carlos Cuevas: Merlí, straight actors.

I could keep going, but you get the idea. And no, for all I know they are all gay, but so far, it seems like they are all straight. 

But then take a look at the other side. 

Darren Criss and Chris Colfer: Glee. Chris is out, Kurt was flamboyant. 

Eric Osborne and Lyle Lettau: Degrassi. Lyle is gay and Tristan is flamboyant.

See a pattern?

This is the second time I’m bringing up the study, but a study done this year found that less than 50% of people between the ages of 15 and 25 identify as straight. So is it MORE likely that half of the entire Riverdale cast is queer than not. 

Most people live by the rule straight until proven gay. I go by the mind, especially in this age group, queer until you tell me otherwise. Queer does not mean gay. Queer means if you look close and act romantic and there is a lot of evidence to that fact, I’m going to think you are together regardless of the gender. And based on studies like that one, this mindset makes more sense than straight until proven gay. 

Do I think that Cole and KJ are dating, absolutely. 

Hell honestly I’m starting to see a lot of things that could make me believe Lili and Debby are too, and admit it, that would make a lot more things make sense, but she could also be with Nick.

Do I think Stephanie and Casey are together, 100%. Do I think Casey is straight…not so much. 

Who is dating who in my eyes has nothing to do with a boy and girl who have chemistry, oh they must be together. 

I’ve worked in this industry too long to believe that. 

Am I making this too much of a big deal. Yes. and I know that. I know that KJ and Cole are not my friends, that worrying about if they are together or not is not really my place, but that little boy in a football uniform in middle school who has the crush on the linebacker (he’s the quarterback by the way), needs to know it’s okay. Needs to know he’s not alone, and you see that kid who used to play rugby and works out a lot? He’s gay too and you’re not alone. 

Until THAT happens (fill in KJ’s story with anyone else, the point stays the same) I’m going to be here fighting for people to see that two boys who don’t fit the normal stereotype might actually love each other as more than a bromance (I hate that word). 

Until that 13-year-old Disney actor can walk outside with his boyfriend hand in hand and I’m going to still be doing this. 

Until that gay boy who plays rugby can play a gay character who doesn’t have a limp wrist and say “Hayyy Gurlll” I’m going to keep doing this. 

So I’m sorry if I offend you or if my posts bother you, but this is really important to me.

And no, this post was not about Coleneti, so please, for the love of god do not comment about how Cole is really with Lili cause if that’s all you got out of this…well, block me, please.

So why the hell are there some people upset over Darren’s new role do they not know that this is an amazing chance for him as an actor shut up about wanting him to go back to singing I became a fan of Darren for his acting and he’ll go back to singing but for right now shut up and enjoy the pictures ‘kay? 🤗