why i'm not marshall

TANIS spoilers (3x05)

okay, but, marshall describes the van sant brothers backwards???!!!??!  

  • “geoff was a bit more of a loner.”  uh, that’s carl, not the guy who invited nic out for a drink every five seconds for weeks.  (i mean, geoff does have a crush the size - and with the fiery passion - of mustafar on nic, admittedly, but still.)
  • nic: “geoff and i’d been looking into something… investigating some weirdness, i suppose is the best way to put it.”  marshall: “that definitely sounds like something geoff would be interested in.”  uhhhh, geoff who could not care less about all this stuff (except for the fact that his future boyf is way into it)?  nope, strike two, that’s carl.  carl’s the one who gives off the vibe ‘the weirder, the better.’
  • “geoff talked carl into seeing this doctor or scientist or something… some kind of head doctor maybe.”  um, i’m gonna bet money that carl has quite a few more shady connections than geoff and that sounds shady as hell.

soooo why the hell did the van sant brothers switch names??  WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

Gumlee: Touch Me

Title: Touch Me
Author: Esculent Evil
Fandom: Adventure Time (gender-bent version)
Synopsis: … Marshall wants Gumball to touch him? idfkwti
Rating: Teen
Character(s): Gumball, Marshall Lee
Pairing(s): Gumlee
Warning(s): none, really, other than mentions of heat cycles and sex.
Note(s): Partner piece to my BatJokes: Touch Me chat; because I love both pairings regardless of how totally different they are and I want to study that difference while also prodding at the rare similarities that I hallucinate see; [shrugs sheepishly] so not sorry.

 “I want you to touch me.”

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