The Signs as School Subjects
Aries: P.E. because they literally thrive off competition like what
Taurus: English because both are pretty chilled back unless you start throwing books around/at them
Gemini: Maths why is every single gemini good at maths ????? how ???? teach me your ways !!??
Cancer: Biology because cute plants and stuff yeah
Leo: Drama because literally every single Leo I’ve ever met is into musical theatre ????????? why ?????????
Virgo: History because they’re always telling you to learn from past mistakes yes okay i get it murdering people is morally wrong
Libra: Food because then they can use the actual scales to balance things aw cute omg
Scorpio: Chemistry because you think you’re doing fine with Chem or Scorpio and have everything under control and then they violently explode and suddenly your life is a mess hahhahahhaa :(
Sagittarius: Geography so they can learn about the world and know where to travel away from this mess of a country lmao bye
Capricorn: German because both use long complicated words that I can’t say or understand for shit
Aquarius: Music because they’re just on completely different level from you like they read circles with tails according to position on lines and that’s magical
Pisces: Physics because NO ONE FUCKING UNDERSTANDS EITHER OF THEM