why i stan you

Inktober Day 8: Crooked

K’d zceh dpu riwf'v yyoh dlha sszsiyg
Sih S'zh ifh gyqhvywbq ys op gzoiyg

I want Stan to wear some flashy shirts and swindle some suckers in Vegas legally and legitimately win big at poker. 

Yuuri and his Decision Not to Retire in ep 12

So I was doing some thinking and realized that while I’ve talked to death about Victor’s career decision in episode 12, I’ve never really delved into the intricacies of Yuuri’s. He makes a career decision that’s just as important as Victor’s – to not retire.

This might sound odd since he’s never taken a break like Victor did but Yuuri had been planning all season to retire after the GPF. He feels his time in his career is limited, and we see him come back to this multiple times throughout the series. That itself spawned from the fact that even before Victor came, Yuuri had been considering the idea of retirement. Then, in episode 12, he made the choice not to retire but to continue skating. Why?

I’ve heard multiple people’s interpretations of the reason(s) for this decision and I’ve gotten a lot varied responses, so I figured I’d share mine! Let’s start from the beginning of the episode and work our way through!

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The Losers Club as things my friends have said…(pt.1)

Bill: “I would be incredibly sad if my brother died…at first.”

Richie: “My mom counted how many times I said fuck in the past week. She lost count after 343…and that was just Tuesday.”

Eddie: “I take six allergy pills a day. My doctor told me that’s not safe but does she know what it’s like to be allergic to literally fucking everything? I don’t think so.”

Beverly: “I looked at my dad this morning and had the desire to punch him in the face. Is that normal?”

Stan: “Why am I even friends with all of you? You are all literally the worst influences anyone could have. I have a near death experience every time we hang out.”

Ben: “Remember when we took home economics and I cried every time we went to class because the teacher bullied me? Not even the cookies made me better…not even the fucking cookies.”

Mike: “Guys, I fucking hate my grandpa-”

“I know, your grandpa is racist and a drunk.”

“Don’t talk shit about my grandpa!”

“BUT YOU JUST SAID-”

“I SAID WHAT I SAID!”

Mood: wants to support the groups but doesn’t want to support companies that take advantage of young children and teenagers who would do anything to achieve their dreams and who get overworked, underpaid and abused 24/7

richie: this date is boring

stan: this isn’t a date richie, i said i was going to the store

richie: then why did you invite me?

stan: no richie, i specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “fuck you stan i’ll do whatever i want” and walked with me to the store

richie:

I can’t believe Jessica goes from being blindsided, becoming a Have-Not, being forced to wear a toad costume, having her closest ally evicted, and being on the block the next week to literally being the most powerful person in the game right now with her ally back in the game, being the HOH, winning the POV and having the Halting Hex all at once.

And she STILL squanders all that potential.

Groups

Within the first two years of debut: “Look at these little buns.” “They’re so precious.” “Protect them.” “They deserve all the love in the world.”

Anytime after that: “This little shit.” “Stop. Doing. Aegyo.” “Fight me.” “Why do I stan you???” “Put you’re shirt back on.”