why i shouldn't

“in the universe where buckynat is canon bucky trained natasha from CHILDHOOD to adulthood, do not ship ppl that knew each other when one was a kid which is why s///tucky is better”

1) in the comics bucky first met natasha when they were both in their late 20s

2) in the comics bucky met steve when he was 15/17 and steve was an adult

nice try.

Girls having fun~

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Happy Halloween, everyone! Be safe (VERY IMPORTANT) and have fun~ <3

  • lucas baker: literally trapped a child in the attic and left him there to starve to death, set up a jigsaw-esque death trap room and burned one person to death in it then tried to burn another, willfully participated in the abduction, mutilation, experimentation, and murder of multiple people
  • y'all: uwu what a precious cinnamon roll

anonymous asked:

everyone who meets harry: harry is a natural born star there's just something effortlessly magnetic about him he's just so special on his own without even trying. harry's team: you know what we should do? fabricate an intricate fake image built on nothing but lies to make harry seem like the heterosexual rockstar i wish i was when i was younger.

Hsjsjskakalalalamsbsjzuz this tea

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AKA THE OFFICE AU slash shitpost

Remember those moments in the Office where Dwight and Jim were playing pranks against each other? Yeah well imagine it happening but on a much larger scale. Everyone is against anyone and this time it’s Yuri (Plisetsky) vs. Viktor. For this certain prank to work tho is that Yuuri is both drunk and works far away/has a different job.
Missing someone I shouldn’t even be thinking about.
—  March 17, 2017
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riley matthews in every episode ☆ girl meets world [1x01] 

how long do i have to live in my father’s world?

“A urologist?” Dean holds back a guffaw. “Of all the medical specialties, you pick the golden tract?”

The man sitting next to him frowns with confusion, his eyes squinting. Dean barely caught his name in the cacophony of the bar - Cas something or other. He’s halfway through his first beer of the night, and his large hands hold the bottle in a way that’s too provocative for anywhere but the bedroom, or the back of Dean’s Impala. Cas appears oblivious to his own mannerisms, though. Dean hopes Cas isn’t as oblivious to his flirting.

“Yes,” Cas says. Dean likes Cas’s voice: it’s deep and warm and close to his year. As Cas leans back, he meets Dean’s gaze and takes another drag of his drink. The way his lips wrap around the neck makes Dean want to haul Cas out then and there.

“So, um.” Fuck, he’s gonna start babbling. Dean takes a sip from his own bottle, maybe too much, but he’s gotta stop the words in his brain from coming out, gotta find new ones that aren’t so God damned stupid.

It doesn’t help.

“You’ve seen a lot of dick, then?”

Cas hums agreeably.

Meanwhile, Dean feels like he’s going to die of embarrassment, from being incinerated from the inside. He takes another drink to cool himself down, but it’s no use either.

God damn it, he’s making an idiot of himself in front of this gorgeous as fuck man who’s a thousand times out of Dean’s league. He really should quit while he’s ahead, excuse himself to the restroom. Ellen might let him slip out of the back.

But Cas is smiling at him, and his eyes are dark. He leans back into Dean so he can murmur in his ear.

“Have you had your annual health check yet this year?” His voice is like whiskey, and Dean wants a taste. He turns himself to look at Cas. “I’m also qualified to give rectal exams.”

God damn.

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of all the Kanas i’ve acquired through multiple game files, i’m certain that the Kana my Corrin has with Niles is probably the oldest and also the strangest


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Troy (2004) dir. Wolfgang Petersen

If they ever tell my story let them say that I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names will never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Hector, tamer of horses. Let them say I lived in the time of Achilles.